Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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When his first wife cucked and dumped him, it broke his brain and his masculinity-complex went into overdrive
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Hearing his “standup” around this on a recent MATI was the closest I’ve ever come to almost feeling sorry for the pigman, even though it was so fucking absolutely cringe. I think that’s the true action that broke him, every single other action is him trying to pretend it was inevitable because he’s fighting for democracy and has to sacrifice everything.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
He acts like wilfukye is bluer than San Franco but it’s not - barely blue at all.

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There are trump voters in his city on his block on his street - maybe even in his house ….
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Patty is aware of this. It's why he's slowly but surely working on a Final Solution to the Trump Voter Problem. #Justice4Bernell
 
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I don't think Pat's gay as much as he is just very, very autistic. (And I'm not shitposting either)
He has zero capability of reading or understanding other people's feelings in any capacity and he doesn't even try.
It's like he's never evolved past the point of being six years old. He genuinely thinks the world revolves around him and that he should just be able to snap his fingers and command people.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Hearing his “standup” around this on a recent MATI was the closest I’ve ever come to almost feeling sorry for the pigman, even though it was so fucking absolutely cringe.
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Even the actual original A-Log was better at standup and he was previously the gold standard for cringe standup.
 
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He's not autistic. He's a malignant narcissist, and a stupid one at that. Ignorant and apathetic is how he goes through life.

Have any of the Britbong Pests alerted UK customs that Piggy is planning on entering the country? It would be PFG if he was detained at the airport, denied entry and then sent back home like his good friend Ooga Booga. He is going to confront Leslie's client, Moniquill Blackgoose, who will be there for the Hugo awards. It will be like his drunken confrontation with Larry Correia, only nastier, because Moniquill is a woman (of some sort, maybe?). I bet he wears his pink, 2 sizes too small, "I'm here to Welp" t-shirt while doing it. It's after his first court hearing on the dismissal motion, so he'll be extra-peevish. Biden dropping out of the race would multiply the peevishness by an order of magnitude. M. Blackgoose will need to be genuinely worried if that is the case. I am not kidding about that either. Piggy is building to a violent outburst, and a woman is his most likely target.
 
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IDanceonTrannyGraves said:
I don't think Pat's gay as much as he is just very, very autistic. (And I'm not shitposting either)
He has zero capability of reading or understanding other people's feelings in any capacity and he doesn't even try.
It's like he's never evolved past the point of being six years old. He genuinely thinks the world revolves around him and that he should just be able to snap his fingers and command people.
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I don't think he's autistic, just a stupid asshole. He really doesn't have any niche interests outside of public humiliation and being a dick online. All his knowledge is surface level. His need to get the last word isn't autism, it's narcissism. Although he is a gullible dumb fuck which lines up with the tism but that's the only trait I can think of.
 
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AnOminous said:
Even the actual original A-Log was better at standup and he was previously the gold standard for cringe standup.
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If you ask me, although fat he may be, he lost even that title to Rekieta. I think I would genuinely rather watch Rick's fat ass bomb on stage than mister funny-and-weird.
 
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John_Smith said:
He's not autistic. He's a malignant narcissist, and a stupid one at that. Ignorant and apathetic is how he goes through life.

Have any of the Britbong Pests alerted UK customs that Piggy is planning on entering the country? It would be PFG if he was detained at the airport, denied entry and then sent back home like his good friend Ooga Booga. He is going to confront Leslie's client, Moniquill Blackgoose, who will be there for the Hugo awards. It will be like his drunken confrontation with Larry Correia, only nastier, because Moniquill is a woman (of some sort, maybe?). I bet he wears his pink, 2 sizes too small, "I'm here to Welp" t-shirt while doing it. It's after his first court hearing on the dismissal motion, so he'll be extra-peevish. Biden dropping out of the race would multiply the peevishness by an order of magnitude. M. Blackgoose will need to be genuinely worried if that is the case. I am not kidding about that either. Piggy is building to a violent outburst, and a woman is his most likely target.
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I wouldn’t worry.

Piggy strikes me as self important and ignorant enough that he might try to take his Glock onto the plane.
 
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Piggy is building to a violent outburst, and a woman is his most likely target.
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As far-fetched as it may sound, I actually agree with this. Fatrick is a closeted gay coward with no morals other than his self-importance, and the world's been handing him reality checks like a cosmic bank. I don't think his violence would be planned, but if something something happened that causes him narcissistic injury and Pig Rick went berserk he would go for the nearest and most opportune target, then deal with the legal consequences later.

Sadly, there's very little anybody can do to stop this fat faggot from smacking a woman in the face before it actually happens. Minority Report is not a thing, at least yet. This menace to society and food security will roam the streets until he does act out.
 
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Not to mention a second, fatter mugshot.
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Know child their whill knot as police departments lack a short focus wide angle lens capable of capturing the fullness of Patrick's being.

Now await for the knock because you have screencapped.

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I guess that plan might make bots not bother with the platform. Good job Elon in solving the bot problem?



How pray tell will people be child'ed if Patrick can't hit reply?

Oh the jail time facing Patrick. Oh how will the pests gain traction in the public square with Pat Protesting?

I guess if the pests can get Patrick to waste his time taking snapshots and then replying to those snapshots more power to 'em.

But a removal of Reply/Retweet/Quote Tweet could actually be the end of Patposting.

Good thing Keffals quit drama 'cuz how could Queen Clara the Eunuch Findom ratio anyone?
 
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