Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Looking forward to watching this, I suspect that Kaya might go in on Boogie harder than anyone, not in a MATI way, just in a "DIE BOOGIE, you fat retard" way.

E: Kaya saying "Walter Wide" took me by surprise LMAO. I don't know if this is an old nickname from the Boogie hatersphere that I've somehow missed but that one got me.
 
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PCV is not even a cancer. Sorry.

For some reason it was "nicknamed" cancer here and there but not everywhere. Maybe the nickname is because it's gene related, it doesn't really matter. And I'm here unfortunately going to say that parts of Boogies story do make sense when you take into a consideration that it's not a cancer. It is absolutely possible that no doctor ever mentioned cancer while finding he does indeed have PCV, it is also possible some doctors did call it cancer because they are retarded/young (it's called cancer since 2008- I think)

It is absolutely possible they told him he has PCV, and he went home, googled it and read on Mayo or whatever top medical site that it is a "rare form of blood cancer" - because for some reason that's what they call it even when it's not. Doesn't mean it's regarded as cancer even by people that call it cancer. PCV is not a condition Oncology is in charge of.

If EPO hormone is the cause of high blood cells they don't call it cancer, it should not be called cancer if it's JAK2 that's causing it either as long as cells that are being produced are normal healthy cells. There are no cancer cells in PCV. It's just a disorder, nothing more, and a disorder that is 100% managable, and it's not 20 year expextancy - it's normal life span expectancy. Now if fucking stroke kills him it'll be because he's FAT and not because modern medicine was unable to drain enough blood out of him.

PCV is more often described as "blood disorder" than cancer in the literature even today. Yes, some top medical sites call it cancer, but PCV doesn't produce trash cells like all Cancers do. It makes NORMAL CELLS! There are no bad cells.

So Boogie lied, even if he ends up having PCV he doesn't have Cancer. IDGAF that some Mayo or webmd happens to throw in a scary word for a bloody easily harmless condition. He probably told the truth when he said (finally after 2 weeks of lying) that doc called it PCV - without mentioning cancer and he googled it. Hit me up when it turns into Leukemia fucker.

People, myself included got all worked up over bone marrow, Jak2, EPO, treatments, specialists all that ... inconsequential bullshit. None of it matters. Literally none of it. Even if it is "cancer type" it's not a fucking cancer. I wouldn't ask for bone marrow biopsy if I was aware that finding out the results CHANGE NOTHING.

It's not animal crossing of cancers. It's not tutorial for leukemia that's for sure. The most cancerous thing in this entire saga is the inproper use of the word cancer. Boogie thought it was convenient to not have cancer, but claim to have it because few fucking medical editors like to spice their articles up. Ofc he was never sent to oncologist, ofc doc never demanded any more tests than simple blood counts. It makes perfect fucking sense. Take your fucking aspirin and lose some weigh fucker.

Thanks for reading.
 

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Mr Snowflake coming in hot.

Eta: late on the ball
I enjoyed this. light commentary to keep the story moving but for the most part he just let the clips speak for themselves, which is honestly the best way to get at boogie since he has less to latch onto that isn't his own words.

we're past the "need to report this drama NOW" phase of covering boogie's cancer lie, and I'm hoping to see more thought out content like this.
 
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Possible boogie sockpuppet.
 
Jesus, I'd always speculated what kind of upbringing or lack there of would lead to someone being so damaged that life with a histrionic manipulative walrus would seem like an ok life by comparison to living with them.

Now we know.

I forget what show it was on but when being pushed about how Dezi's parents felt about their daughter being used as an arsewiping fleshlight, he went into this practiced speech about how he asked the father for permission to marry and how they didn't mind about the age gap so long as he took care of her.

He probably gave them his whole "Mr Rogers of the Internetz, audience in the millions, own my house filled with tonnes of arcade machines/cum glazed Star Wars merch, I'm kind of a big deal on YouTube" routine and they thought "Ooooh maybe she can syphon off us some methmoney from this gigantic retard and all it costs us is the body and soul of the kid we've broken over the years. . .SOLD to the fat man who doesn't have cancer"
 
He probably gave them his whole "Mr Rogers of the Internetz, audience in the millions, own my house filled with tonnes of arcade machines/cum glazed Star Wars merch, I'm kind of a big deal on YouTube" routine and they thought "Ooooh maybe she can syphon off us some methmoney from this gigantic retard and all it costs us is the body and soul of the kid we've broken over the years. . .SOLD to the fat man who doesn't have cancer"
I don’t think her parents really give a shit about her or what she does at all which is kinda depressing. If I’m reading the court records right (I’m probably not) then her dad didn’t even bother trying to gain any sort of custody during the divorce. Here’s the divorce case.
 
I don’t think her parents really give a shit about her or what she does at all which is kinda depressing. If I’m reading the court records right (I’m probably not) then her dad didn’t even bother trying to gain any sort of custody during the divorce. Here’s the divorce case.
Kinda makes me think his whole "I met the parents and had a wholesome Christmas with them" was just another in an ever growing list of lies.
 
Kinda makes me think his whole "I met the parents and had a wholesome Christmas with them" was just another in an ever growing list of lies.
If by “wholesome” Boogie means "holiday of booze, drugs and sex while Doctor Methmaster showed off his chemistry workshop” than yes, it was a wholesome Christmas.
 
No one really ALogs boogie (Frank Hassle doesn't count) since he's pretty good at fucking things up himself without anyones help.

I highly doubt Police in Fayatteville, AR of all places give a shit about a fat gamer driving an oz of weed from MO>AR and wielding a butterknife on stream as something worth their time.

They probably don't but I wonder what her family would think knowing he's snitching them out on the internet about providing her weed across state lines. I don't think they'd appreciate that and Boogie would be having some interesting people show up at his door.

As for the party I don't think he raped her based on what we know now. Ironically I forget the name of that rapist reddit likes to meme about where they constantly say his name to put him in SEO. He found a girl blackout drunk behind a bar and took her clothes off and sexually assaulted her. A couple guys saw him and held him down till cops arrived. Based on a lot of comments here I'm guessing we have people who think just like that guy. Some of you could be lolcows yourself. I wonder what we'd find if we looked into you.
 
Boogie, however, gets to threaten it over and over again including with weapons. If any one of us held up a fucking knife on the internet and threatened to slit our wrists we'd be hospitalized.
I believe his manipulation works best in person and he may not be speaking to the same police officers everytime. So they just accept his explanation that he's a famous youtuber and this happens to all the big stars, then he says "Hey you guys wanna see my arcades?" and the conversation is directed to gaming and his 4m sub yt channel.

I found these old reddit comments from this @Hassou Tobi post really funny, in light of another of Boogie's stripping freakout on LCL:

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