Youtubers teetering on the edge of cowdom - Who is next to fall from grace, and why?

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They both already have thousands of pages, and that was before they teamed up and started covering cows
I should been more clear. I honestly expect Andy and PPP to fall into cowdom again. They're doing fine now, but those two are a walking time bomb. They'll both eventually get into a massive sperg out towards each other and the show will fall apart, to the joy of Dick and every other associate of his.
 
As someone that enjoys upgrading musical instruments, I often search for advice, guides, and reviews to help me along.

While upgrading one of my basses, I found YouTuber lowendlobster's videos invaluable. He has an entire series comparing different bass guitar upgrades, in addition to general reviews. He was a nerdy guy that likes cats (I believe he's married too) and has an odd gimmick where he starts the video with a lobster claw glove on one of his hands that you have to "turn into a normal hand" by smashing the like button, allowing him to play the bass.


Around 10 months ago he went dark and stopped uploading. He finally came back today with this upload:


It'll be interesting seeing how this new fetish impacts his content going forward.
jesus fucking christ


another one that orders panties on Amazon by the busload
 
As someone that enjoys upgrading musical instruments, I often search for advice, guides, and reviews to help me along.

While upgrading one of my basses, I found YouTuber lowendlobster's videos invaluable. He has an entire series comparing different bass guitar upgrades, in addition to general reviews. He was a nerdy guy that likes cats (I believe he's married too) and has an odd gimmick where he starts the video with a lobster claw glove on one of his hands that you have to "turn into a normal hand" by smashing the like button, allowing him to play the bass.


Around 10 months ago he went dark and stopped uploading. He finally came back today with this upload:


It'll be interesting seeing how this new fetish impacts his content going forward.
That thumbnail is darkly ironic. It really reads more like "It's Over".
 
He has three channels:
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A britbong primarily known for CS GO themed content. He's always had an odd vibe.

Well, what do you know, he has a weird fart fetish channel. Known as Fart Master
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He may also be a fag.
Look at his pfp from his 2kliks channel
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Also on one of his channels, he recently? made a video where he was heavily implying he was gay but passing it off as a joke, don't remember what the video was though.
Just so you get an idea of how badly 3kliksphilip is fucked in the head

Here's an archive of one of his videos - 10 of the FART MASTERS best farts!

WARNING, THIS IS ISLAMIC CONTENT



This has been an open secret since 2015 apparently
 
He has three channels:
kliksphilip
2kliksphilip
3kliksphilip


A britbong primarily known for CS GO themed content. He's always had an odd vibe.

Well, what do you know, he has a weird fart fetish channel. Known as Fart Master
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He may also be a fag.
Look at his pfp from his 2kliks channel
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Also on one of his channels, he recently? made a video where he was heavily implying he was gay but passing it off as a joke, don't remember what the video was though.
Man I remember following his tutorial videos on how to use hammer editor to make tf2 maps back in the day. Another wholesome 100 big chungus youtuber down the shitter.
 
He isn't trooning out or anything like that, in fact he is pretty right-leaning, chuddy even but the MMA Guru could be in danger for a couple of reasons.
The MMA Guru is a mixed martial arts analyst and commentator who used to be known for having a very high correct percentage of predictions and being a prominent enemy of Ariel Helwani, another high-profile journalist in the sport who is probably as equally controversial and thus has landed some high profile interviews and allies, most notably current middleweight champion Dricus du Plessis. He is also known for being an overweight neckbeard, who is often at odds with his viewers, although mostly in a joking manner and the reason he hasn't become a lolcow is because he takes it in stride or just doesn't respond. And also exposing Israel Adesanya as a pornsick degenerate with a petplay fetish and Jon Jones possibly being gay lol

As the UFC has been in a downturn of quality events and news lately, stuff has gotten more interesting lately on his side.

He's doing something that usually ends really badly for Youtubers: moving large amounts of charitable funds around.
TL;DW: He feels the often bemoaned fighter pay at the top of the sport is fine, but the pay at the bottom of the sport is dire and is willing to put some of his own money (and a sponsor's) to the very bottom of the UFC's fighters where a bad decision or KO could cause a prospect quitting full-time MMA to pursue work. He admits to facing burn out and doing this more as a goal adjacent to MMA.

It's a cool idea, but YouTubers moving money in a charitable way is usually a disaster waiting to happen. He even kind of looks like a white The Completionist! At least there's no cryptocurrency element to it? This normally wouldn't be a cause for concern but he has been having Baked Alaska style mental health meltdowns and being less active on YouTube.
(meltdown starts at 9:28 )

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This could get bad pretty quickly.

He also is pretty political and lulzy on his livestreams in general, but I don't think that's enough to make him lolcow, he sometimes sounds like a poster here but I doubt he lurks here, he comes more off like a /pol/ or /pol/-adjacent kinda guy. I think this stuff would only be relevant if people use it to antagonize him with (which I don't think will work, he's done the 'I'm racist, so what?' to be called out as a racist by a chat member and apparently has received death and acid attack threats).
 

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Mr. Amazing AKA Shae H is a YouTuber who got his start making cringe compilations when he was still a teenager before YouTube started purging cringe channels, he got a lot of attention at one point by claiming Leafy stole his channel's Vaporwave aesthetic. He then successfully transitioned his channel to making video essays.
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He has not posted for a long time and had a come back video that is the most pretentious and self congratulatory thing I've ever seen to announce his transition to a breadtuber and a livestreamer.
While the video is bad but not lolcow worthy yet, the reason I think he has potential is that he links his word press blog where he announces he got a job teaching kids in the Southside of Chicago and admits he is so exhausted from teaching the black kids in Chiraq that he has trouble fucking his girlfriend.

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That was funny to me and caused me to look deeper into his work and found out that his plan is to create a cult called the Dialogists through his audience which he outlines in 39 manifestos (Not a joke that is the real number) in a Google Drive he links here

The first paragraph makes it sound like a debate club or something.
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Now it's starting to sound more like scientology.
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Step 1: Discord Chats, Step 2: We get jobs?, Step 3: We build cities
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Can't have a cult without group orgies
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They are going to have their own symbols, definitely not a cult.
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None of you better fight them or they will fist you!
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He hasn't started his plan yet, but I am waiting with anticipation for what is to come.
 
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Aztrosist, a once semi-popular meme channel, and cohost of the much more famous jschlatt's Sleep Deprived podcast, has trooned out a while ago.
He's running a tranny website now...complete with a forum!
Let's take a peek inside shall we?
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"There aren't enough furries"
Tips for injecting HRT
"neoqueer"
Can I still get HRT if I get screened for Autism?
"I LOVE MLP AND CANADA"
Butthurt that Trump wasn't murdered & fantasies about being the next to try
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A lot of the site is available on Wayback Machine but I don't trust them. I used Archive.ph for a lot of the juicy pages
 
A lot of the site is available on Wayback Machine but I don't trust them. I used Archive.ph for a lot of the juicy pages
Use Ghostarchive too, it's pretty good, and works on vpns where archive.xx can be finnicky. Better for saving xitter pages these days among other things. Whenever one fails, use the other.
 
Nerdslayer's on that precipice.
I know this is nearly a year old but I wanted to check if someone mentioned him before replying. Saves me the work, he's still like this if not worse.
Someone made a detailed sperg post about what Nerdslayer got wrong and he just went "good analysis, but you said I have no idea what I'm talking about and despite that being the only 'insult' on your post I'm going to delete your comment and block you from my channel." More specifically:
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Massive faggot who hasn't changed in years. This especially got in my craw as a long time Titanfall fan, I do not appreciate him trying to kill what little playerbase is left. When people chewed him out for it he caved in like the pussy he is whenever there's pushback but still has the gall to be passive-aggressive about it. Best part is, he's still getting shit for it and almost no one is siding with him. Even after he "apologized" he's still assmad in the comment whenever someone points out anything he got wrong. Like I said, massive faggot.
Aztrosist, a once semi-popular meme channel
Man it's been so long since I've seen that channel I was still subscribed when they were a meme channel. Fell off harder than Humpty Dumpty.
That definite sex pest troon does not deserve that website layout. Fuck why do I like it so much and why of all the sites it's the one polluted with degenerate scum? Is it because it reminds me of Neocities? Is it some false nostalgia? Seriously, spending a second on that site has lowered my life expectancy.
 
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Surprised we're only 7 months into the year, and only ReviewTechUSA has been crossed. There's always the possibility that the election cycle might accelerate things a bit now that Trump got shot in the ear, but I dunno.
 
Aristocrat Utensil.

His ego is giving me "one good sperg out from cow-dom" kinda vibes
Oh definitely. He's funny to watch but to take him seriously is retarded. An ultra-monarchist whose ego rivals that of 18th French royalty. Anyone who disagrees with him is apparently a low IQ moron to him. I do agree with him on voting, most people are way too easily fooled, outright retarded, a part of a political cult, and/or lack the critical thinking skills to make a decision all by themselves based on the candidate's policies and """""trustworthiness"""""" of their chosen candidate.
I always feel like The Act Man is one bad day away from nose diving into lolcow status but I can't put my finger on why
He already is for years now, but for some strange reason people fail to see it. At most people will call him a grifter.
 
As someone that enjoys upgrading musical instruments, I often search for advice, guides, and reviews to help me along.

While upgrading one of my basses, I found YouTuber lowendlobster's videos invaluable. He has an entire series comparing different bass guitar upgrades, in addition to general reviews. He was a nerdy guy that likes cats (I believe he's married too) and has an odd gimmick where he starts the video with a lobster claw glove on one of his hands that you have to "turn into a normal hand" by smashing the like button, allowing him to play the bass.


Around 10 months ago he went dark and stopped uploading. He finally came back today with this upload:


It'll be interesting seeing how this new fetish impacts his content going forward.
Oh God, I liked that guy too *sigh*
 
the reason I think he has potential is that he links his word press blog where he announces he got a job teaching kids in the Southside of Chicago and admits he is so exhausted from teaching the black kids in Chiraq that he has trouble fucking his girlfriend.

Seems sus that a Chicago presumably public middle school teacher is putting in 12 hour days without some insane commute or daily extracurricular coaching involvement.

The modern school day is generally <7 hours of in-class instruction. And teachers are peeling out of the parking lot the second the bell tolls.

He's either embellishing or is some kind of inefficient sperg wasting time doing things outside the job description.

That was funny to me and caused me to look deeper into his work and found out that his plan is to create a cult called the Dialogists through his audience which he outlines in 39 manifestos

He's going to find out that the name for his cult is too close to Trudeau's #1 ideological enemy, Diagolon.

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Hamilton tries to stop extremist group Diagolon from renting venue for Terror Tour event

Diagolon is a meme podcast created by a former Canadian vet Jeremy MacKenzie during the pandemic. It would be similar to The Proud Boys or Patriot Front - only if they didn't actually go outside and only meme'd online.

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The premise behind the white diagonal slash is that the movement wants to create a based ethnostate from Alaska to Florida. Their second-in-command is a cocaine-addicted goat named Philip.

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The group mostly consists of 4 members - Jeremy, his friends Alex (Ferryman's Toll) & Derek (Rants) and his gf Morgan (Mayhem).

MacKenzie has a niche podcast where he rants about how corrupt Trudeau is and doompills that there's no voting solution.

They participated in the '22 trucker convoy which put them on political and surveillance radar. The Mounties arrested 4 men at the time at a solidarity protest at Coutts, Alberta blocking the Montana border crossing.

It's widely believed the police and politicians fabricated a gayop accusing the men of conspiring to murder a Mountie and pretending to seize a very glowie-looking gun cache. Some of the body armor "seized" had Diagolon markings on it. One of the men arrested was Chris Lysak, a friend and follower of MacKenzie.

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The arrests really killed the momentum of the trucker protest at the time. The farmers who had been blocking the rural border crossing for two weeks were scared that the Mounties would roll in blasting. So they voluntarily took down their blockade and left the next day.

Trudeau declared nationwide martial law the morning after the arrests and used the new powers to bring thousands of militarized police to the Capital thousands of miles away to beat down the other truckers parked on his front lawn a few days later.

Trudeau and his fellow Canadian Squad equivalents would screech about the evil, racist, white nationalist, Nazi terrorist Diagolon extremists in Parliament to justify their use of martial law at the time. This was where the "Honk Honk stands for Heil Hitler" clip in Parliament arose from.

Trudeau and his ministers still make up stories about violent white nationalist extremists in the media & Parliament to present day because they are getting demolished in polling. They try to smear his conservative opponent Pierre Poilievre as being associated with the group even though MacKenzie & his followers similarly hate Poilievre because they see him as Millhouse - Trudeau with a blue tie only concerned with "the price of milk" but too scared to speak out about mass migration, troons and DEI.

Three of the 4 men arrested remain in jail 2 1/2 years later without bail on pretrial detention similar to the J6 political prisoners without a lick of evidence presented besides the glowie photo.

MacKenzie actually got his buddy out about six months ago by crowdfunding a few hundred k, hiring a new lawyer and pleading out to a gun storage charge for time served while conspiracy to commit murder charges were dropped.

MacKenzie himself was arrested on a few gun possession charges and charges for protesting during COVID outside the homes of politicians (not while carrying) that seem politically motivated. He spent time in jail as well in pretrial detention and claimed feather Indians tried to kill him because of agitprop about him being broadcast by Trudeau's bought&paid for MSM. MacKenzie beat all the charges and has no criminal record.

MacKenzie and his podcast buddies are currently traveling across Canada in an RV doing road shows for their followers, branding it the Diagolon " Terror Tour".

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Predictably it's riled up the leftist media who run smear pieces trying to get venue owners from canceling their bookings based on BS "hate crime" agitprop from the Canadian equivalent of the ADL/SPLC.

MacKenzie & co. have to keep the location of their events secret until just a few hours prior and then send out secure emails. Even with the opsec, a few of their venues were pulled and events infiltrated.


Aristocrat Utensil.

His ego is giving me "one good sperg out from cow-dom" kinda vibes

Other lolcow points against Spoon include his association with fellow lolcow Aydin Paladin.

They do a weekly monarchy podcast together called Broken Crown.

Paladin frequently gets drunk on stream and giggles in Japanese. Spoon frequently falls asleep on the audio-only podcast.

They facedoxxed on a stream about a year ago testing up new setups (but are back to audio-only now).

Spoon I believe is South African Dutch living in Ireland while Paladin is American living in Guernsey with her employed partner Bill.
 
I always feel like The Act Man is one bad day away from nose diving into lolcow status but I can't put my finger on why
He made a thousand dollar donation to Razorfist when he was calling him out for defending the pronouns in Starfield during a live stream. If anything, act man help babyface channel accidentally. Razorfist himself would be a bigger lulzcow if he didn’t know how to ignore personal dramas.
 
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