Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[Lady Bizness]

I just don't get how anyone can find these balloon tits attractive, to me it's just gross and looks dangerous, those breasts have very poor circulation. I know it's a big ask for this thread, but if there's a straight heterosexual man in this thread can you explain to me the appeal of this?
Normal breasts, or done breasts with natural looking implants look great, and when they're this big they should have that natural fall to them.

Just another lady here but I think it's similar to how the waxed pubes took off too. Even though these breasts look gross, hear me out. It's an overly sanitized and groomed version of sexuality that some men get way too used to. Day to day the most exposure any man gets to large breasts, they're all trussed up in some serious support garments. Imagine the shock when those girls are let loose to flop any which way! The fake balloons maintain the same shape more or less, without the support.

 

[The Feline Solution]

agreed. it is simply that us men just don't care. if a woman goes to the salon and gets a slightly different hair style we just dont care. most men dont even care what their own hair stlye is like, let alone anyone else's. same with shoes and clothes. who cares if you wear the red shoes or black ones? just doesn't matter. that isnt to say men shouldnt be a bit better about this with their wives/gf since these things do matter to these women, but at the end of the day men just dont care about this stuff so we dont notice, and when we do notice (which is more often than women think) we just dont say or do anything about it since, again, who cares?

So, this is neither an attack on you nor a thinly-veiled #notallmen post but i do actually notice and i care, it's not unusual for me and the other guys i hang out with to compliment each other on how we look or dress, same for the women. Maybe it's a cultural thing, where i am from the men greet each other with kisses on the cheeks (i am half-italian), maybe we are more in touch with feminine stuff? I don't even care how super gay this might sound

I know it's a big ask for this thread, but if there's a straight heterosexual man in this thread, can you explain to me the appeal of this?

I have no idea. I touched silicone tits before, not pornstar-style double G bolt-ons though, and they just don't feel "right" compared to natural ones. It's not like you can feel the implant or anything (probably varies with the size of the augment) but there is a marked difference.

What you're describing is cataract surgery, is that what you meant?

They use the can opener-style to cut open your eyeballs/lense/whatever it's called in LASIK, too. You're concious the whole time of the operation but they put in eye drops that paralyze your eye nerves which also blind the eye they are working on for the time being.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

It just looks painful

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Porn should be banned. What the fuck is this? How severe brain damage do you have to sustain from porn to think this is attractive in any way?

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Day to day the most exposure any man gets to large breasts, they're all trussed up in some serious support garments. Imagine the shock when those girls are let loose to flop any which way! The fake balloons maintain the same shape more or less, without the support.

I'm just some faggot but surely the breasts being released from their push up prison and bouncing about would be the erotic thing, right?

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When you pull down a guys underpants and things bounce out and flop down its the most exciting part of taking things off, seeing them in their full, hairy, nakedness.
Is this one of those things that porn has done to people? Personally I always found professional porn creepy, it's like watching someone moan in delight eating a plastic fruit. It's not like just simple nudity either, a professionally shot nude is attractive, but there's no performance of sexuality, it's just the human body being attractive because it's the human body.

Porn should be banned. What the fuck is this? How severe brain damage do you have to sustain from porn to think this is attractive in any way?

It's like a bad caricature.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I know it's a big ask for this thread, but if there's a straight heterosexual man in this thread, can you explain to me the appeal of this?

No.


(But then, I imagine even the straight men in this thread don't much care for walking blow-up dolls.)

 

[Lady Bizness]

I'm just some faggot but surely the breasts being released from their push up prison and bouncing about would be the erotic thing, right?

That's the impression I get from normal men, such as my husband. But there are men who seem repulsed by real bodies. He has some friends like this and he's always baffled by the women these guys lust after.

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

I just don't get how anyone can find these balloon tits attractive, to me it's just gross and looks dangerous. Those breasts have very poor circulation. I know it's a big ask for this thread, but if there's a straight heterosexual man in this thread, can you explain to me the appeal of this?

I was 9. James bonds car with rocket launchers on the side also seemed cool at the time

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

That's the impression I get from normal men, such as my husband. But there are men who seem repulsed by real bodies. He has some friends like this and he's always baffled by the women these guys lust after.

Reminds me of that short manga where the guy has been so brain rotted by hentai (drawn porn), that when he finally sees a real woman naked, he reacts negatively (having only seen the 'perfect' drawn versions), upsetting the girl and causing her to break up with him and then date his friend instead. Forgot its name, but the guy blames the girl instead of admitting he has an issue and remains alone at the end.

 

[shrimping]

I just don't get how anyone can find these balloon tits attractive, to me it's just gross and looks dangerous. Those breasts have very poor circulation. I know it's a big ask for this thread, but if there's a straight heterosexual man in this thread, can you explain to me the appeal of this?

Not a man but I know some roidheads are really into this look. You know, the kind where gear just breaks their sexualities and they turn into sex addicts with increasingly deranged paraphilias. I've known some who took it a little more easy (but it still changed them) and they were into this super skinny or athletic with huge tits look. I guess they wanted the woman to look fit (very low body fat %) but also wanted them to have the parts that make them go unga bunga? They never really explained it. Just "yea I love big fake tits".
It's like those Youtube kids' cartoons with bright colours, sound effects and weird editing but for retarded men with dysfunctional dicks.

 

[The Feline Solution]

He has some friends like this and he's always baffled by the women these guys lust after.

Yeah, same on my end. Warped perception by the media, not neccessarily just porn. Equally bad as the guys who are lusting after the Current Year look are the naturally pretty girls who pick up that look and propagate it, more often than not destroying their natural beauty in the process. We live in very weird times.

Reminds me of that short manga where the guy has been so brain rotted by hentai (drawn porn), that when he finally sees a real woman naked, he reacts negatively (having only seen the 'perfect' drawn versions), upsetting the girl and causing her to break up with him and then date his friend instead. Forgot its name, but the guy blames the girl instead of admitting he has an issue and remains alone at the end.

Female friend of a younger relative told me a completely retarded story about what happened to her once. She's early 20's, thai, got around to meeting a guy, they're at the stage where she drops her panties and he was so turned off by how her private parts looked that they ended up not having sex after all. Can't wrap my head around faggot behaviour like that. She isn't a Buakaw-dark thai but her skin is on the darker side, obviously her pussy and surrounding area will be darker too (the guys reason for not going further was "it looks too dark"). Again, completely warped perception, in this case i am sure because of porn.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Not a man but I know some roidheads are really into this look. You know, the kind where gear just breaks their sexualities and they turn into sex addicts with increasingly deranged paraphilias.

Roidheads and body builders seem to suffer from body dysmorphia. Who's their actual target demographic when they show off? Other dudes and weird gay men.
I can imagine them also being interested in what is essentially body modding where a skinny woman with absurd balloon tits fits perfectly into their cartoonish ideal. I've made the comparison before but women like that are the equivalent of a garish super car or riced out monstrosity. They only attract a certain kind of people.

Normal woman with some botox and fillers

Roidheads ideal girlfriend

(I just wanted to post the cars)

And men do notice changes in women, like trimming their hair 4mm. But, 1. commented on it before, 2. happens often enough that it's not newsworthy. In other situations outside of a wife/gf it's currently frowned upon to comment on women's look. "You look great after losing all that weight" is not something you want to do at work right now. Even if the woman is happy that someone noticed someone else might get offended. You can compliment other men on their weight loss though.

 

[Amin Yasister]

I have no idea. I touched silicone tits before, not pornstar-style double G bolt-ons though, and they just don't feel "right" compared to natural ones. It's not like you can feel the implant or anything (probably varies with the size of the augment) but there is a marked difference.

A woman I knew quite well had implants, going from A cup to a C cup. Looked natural, and it did her self esteem no end of good, as fo 15 years she hated her almost flat chest.

What I don't get are those enourmous lip fills. Ugly as fuck, means their speech gets affected, and I've noticed how much noise they make when eating.


Gross.

 

[Lime Rogue]

I've noticed how much noise they make when eating.

I've never been around someone with lip filler, but they should be put in jail for that alone. I hate noisy eaters.

 

[The Feline Solution]

A woman I knew quite well had implants, going from A cup to a C cup. Looked natural, and it did her self esteem no end of good.

See, that sounds completely reasonable to me, one of my relatives wife did hers because she, in her own words, felt that they looked "spent" after two pregnancies. Only increased the cup size marginally, happy as a clam with it now. I can definitely wrap my head around that. I also knew girls who had breast size reductions very early in their lives because their heavy breasts fucked up their spines and lead to increasingly more pain, again a valid reason to get plastic surgery.

Lip-filler woman in your post just looks retarded, i always want to know what these girls see when they look into a mirror.

 

[glass_houses]

I just don't get how anyone can find these balloon tits attractive, to me it's just gross and looks dangerous. Those breasts have very poor circulation. I know it's a big ask for this thread, but if there's a straight heterosexual man in this thread, can you explain to me the appeal of this?
Normal breasts, or done breasts with natural looking implants look great, and when they're this big they should have that natural fall to them.

I had a housemate like this in the mid 00s. He was in his thirties, and giggled (this creepy, high pitched titter) whenever he heard someone say a naughty word. Absolutely bizarre ideas and opinions on women and sex. He was slimy and creepy, as well as being a fat, hairy fuck, and he was clearly a virgin not because he wasn't interested or waiting for the right time/person, but because he was so physically and mentally off putting that no one was going to let him stick it in without a serious cash incentive.

He would lose his mind over the most botched plastic tits imaginable. The worse the surgery, the more he liked the results. I don't think that it was a specific body mod fetish, I think that somewhere in his brain the wires between bad porn and women who made themselves sexually available to one and all crossed. He wasn't into hentai at that stage but I have no doubt that he was headed in that direction when the sharehouse broke up. I don't believe that he was autistic, I think that he was extremely over protected by his father and ended up severely socially retarded and self absorbed.

That's the impression I get from normal men, such as my husband. But there are men who seem repulsed by real bodies.

Many years ago, on a 4chan porn board, I followed a request/thread for pictures of nude redheads. These request threads were pretty common, there was similar request at least once a week. This particular thread derailed into a argument because some moron kept posting nudes of bottle redheads, which really wasn't what other people wanted. Anon proceeded to explain that it had to be bottle redheads, because natural redheads had pale skin and their breasts had all those gross blue veins.

Sooo... yeah.

Yeah, same on my end. Warped perception by the media, not neccessarily just porn. Equally bad as the guys who are lusting after the Current Year look are the naturally pretty girls who pick up that look and propagate it, more often than not destroying their natural beauty in the process. We live in very weird times.

Female friend of a younger relative told me a completely retarded story about what happened to her once. She's early 20's, thai, got around to meeting a guy, they're at the stage where she drops her panties and he was so turned off by how her private parts looked that they ended up not having sex after all. Can't wrap my head around faggot behaviour like that. She isn't a Buakaw-dark thai but her skin is on the darker side, obviously her pussy and surrounding area will be darker too (the guys reason for not going further was "it looks too dark"). Again, completely warped perception, in this case i am sure because of porn.

I've heard multiple versions of this story, and even read one in an autism textbook. I've no doubt that they're all largely true. There's a reason why there's such a collector's market for vintage porn; 1970s untrimmed bushes might not be the most attractive, but if the bush isn't trimmed, then neither is the labia it surrounds.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I've heard multiple versions of this story, and even read one in an autism textbook. I've no doubt that they're all largely true. There's a reason why there's such a collector's market for vintage porn; 1970s untrimmed bushes might not be the most attractive, but if the bush isn't trimmed, then neither is the labia it surrounds.

It wasn't bush related from what she told me. Zoomies, again thanks to porn i guess, keep everything bald down there. Just her skin down there being "too dark", whatever the fuck that fella meant by that.

 

[unwieldy_object]

It wasn't bush related from what she told me. Zoomies, again thanks to porn i guess, keep everything bald down there. Just her skin down there being "too dark", whatever the fuck that fella meant by that.

It's common to have darker skin, especially if your skin is darker in general, around the genitals and armpits due to the cells forming melanin being sensitive to hormones.

For a severely porn sick dude it probably looked like there was something wrong.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

It wasn't bush related from what she told me. Zoomies, again thanks to porn i guess, keep everything bald down there. Just her skin down there being "too dark", whatever the fuck that fella meant by that.

This happens because JAVs pixelate the good parts. Otherwise he would’ve known the waters of the South China Sea are darker than the yellow river (and there’s nothing wrong with that).

 

[The Feline Solution]

It's common to have darker skin, especially if your skin is darker in general, around the genitals and armpits due to the cells forming melanin being sensitive to hormones.

For a severely porn sick dude it probably looked like there was something wrong.

I still think he was a closeted fag, don't know the kid though. Now that @glass_houses mentioned how he/she heard the story from various places before i am not even entirely sure anymore if it ever happened. Then again, why would a girl want to potentially make her own pussy look bad? I was with a couple of girls already who had hang-ups because they thought their parts looked weird and, to steer the thread back on track, some women go as far as cosmetic procedures/surgeries on their private parts because they perceive their vaginas (or more correctly their vulvas) as not looking "good". Labialplastic? Vagioplastic?
I am not sure what it is called correctly, but it does exist and, for the umpteenth time, porn is to blame.

 

[NimertiS]

Yeah, same on my end. Warped perception by the media, not neccessarily just porn. Equally bad as the guys who are lusting after the Current Year look are the naturally pretty girls who pick up that look and propagate it, more often than not destroying their natural beauty in the process. We live in very weird times.

Female friend of a younger relative told me a completely retarded story about what happened to her once. She's early 20's, thai, got around to meeting a guy, they're at the stage where she drops her panties and he was so turned off by how her private parts looked that they ended up not having sex after all. Can't wrap my head around faggot behaviour like that. She isn't a Buakaw-dark thai but her skin is on the darker side, obviously her pussy and surrounding area will be darker too (the guys reason for not going further was "it looks too dark"). Again, completely warped perception, in this case i am sure because of porn.

Maybe he wanted a pink... PENIS