Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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You know what, this is actually more realistic than most democrats right now. About this one particular thing - that they lose and Trump wins automatically now. Not about anything else like this is literally the end of democracy or any stupid shit like that. But at least Fatrick knows they lost.
 
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Yet another reference to the still unnamed but apparently nigh omnipotent "agency" thats hunting down the cyborturrists and pig baiters on fat's behalf.
 
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I'm actually a little ashamed of myself that as soon as I saw the news, my initial thought was not to read the details of the story, but come straight here to enjoy some pig rage.
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We're all in this together, friend. Patrick will never know just how many people's days he brightens with his malfunctioning personality.
 
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Pat has been ridin' the Corpse of Joe Bidens dick harder than Bidens daughter in the shower for years.
He has to suffering the mother of all Narc Injuries right now, all that oinking and smug patronizing copes he's been posting all gone. Like tears in the rain. Pats whole fucking ego and persona has been so stuck to Bidens diaper I'm not sure how he's going to recover from this.
 
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Hey now, Pat runs an amazing underground railroad. Blacks go into the basement and no one ever see's them again, that's an amazing success rate!
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This is why Patrick lives so close to Canada now.
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Narcissists see themselves as the Chosen One, someone who is predestined to do something great, Main Character Syndrome to the extreme. That's Pat 100%. So if he's going to go out, he's going to do it in a way that he perceives as fulfilling his destiny. A lot of mass shooters are narcissists who think their crime will make them a martyr and serve a higher purpose - think Brenton Tarrant and other accelerationist mass-shooters who think their martyrdom will start a race war that re-arranges the world to their liking.

Pat is an angry drunk with a history of violence and he rages about politics 24h a day. He's boasted that he could do better than the guy who shot trump. Yes he's a coward, but mass shooters are cowards, they have a gun, their victims do not have a gun, they only kill people who are no threat to them. Doing something like that takes no courage.

If Pat snaps, I think he goes all the way. I agree he'll kill Nikki, but that will be one of those situations where the Feds find the first victim's body after the atrocity is over. Pat will go out and try to do something that changes the world - that's the only acceptable trade for what he sees as the most important person in the world: himself. Of course that will make Pat a household name, then people will go through his social media history and ... I don't know what they'll make of it. But like all mass-shooters or assassins, rather than being martyrs or catalysts for change they become derided laughing stocks. Pat's already got that last bit down ahead of time.
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I would like to point out that Marshal Casterson is dead by suicide. Luckily he didn't hurt anyone else.
 
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These cretins do realise that Trump has already been President, right? And in those 4 years he said and did some dumb things, but he did not exterminate humanity. He didn't even build his stupid wall. How do they account for the difference between their "Trump will nuke Portland if he gets elected" rhetoric and Trump's actual proven presidential record of not really doing very much at all?
 
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Spunt said:
These cretins do realise that Trump has already been President, right? And in those 4 years he said and did some dumb things, but he did not exterminate humanity. He didn't even build his stupid wall. How do they account for the difference between their "Trump will nuke Portland if he gets elected" rhetoric and Trump's actual proven presidential record of not really doing very much at all?
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No, stupid child, he did exterminate all the gays and trannies, and he's gonna do so again. HUMANITY IS AT STAKE! I'm sorry you are so stupid.
 
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These cretins do realise that Trump has already been President, right? And in those 4 years he said and did some dumb things, but he did not exterminate humanity. He didn't even build his stupid wall. How do they account for the difference between their "Trump will nuke Portland if he gets elected" rhetoric and Trump's actual proven presidential record of not really doing very much at all?
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But his fucking face is orange..
. How do you not understand cwc logic?
 
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Spunt said:
These cretins do realise that Trump has already been President, right? And in those 4 years he said and did some dumb things, but he did not exterminate humanity. He didn't even build his stupid wall. How do they account for the difference between their "Trump will nuke Portland if he gets elected" rhetoric and Trump's actual proven presidential record of not really doing very much at all?
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Its basic performative extremism.

Retards like pat are desperate to show how hardcore they support currentthing in order to reap the social rewards (in fat's case updoots on social media) but also are existentially adverse to...you know.....actually go out and do things to support currentthing or even just doing the most basic research and meditation on how to convincingly praise and defend currentthing.

Thus the only thing they have the wit and will to do is rapidly shout ever more extreme sounding rhetoric in praise of currentthing and in denouncing anything deemed to be anti-currentthing, and given they are in competition with other retards to be the most extreme sounding supporter of currentthing, they will rapidly devolve into the most pigshit retarded narratives and buzzwords/buzzphrases imaginable about the pure divine glory and goodness of currentthing and the depraved and deviant and degenerate and demonic wretchedness and evil of anti-currentthing.

What makes this cycle all the more cancerous is the sheer lack of anybody involved who genuinely knows or cares about currentthing in its own right beyond a tool of social reward, which means there are zero inhibitions against running the currentthing bandwagon off a cliff given how none of those pushing it have any actual stake in it succeeding, nor will they actually be going down with it, and will either be looking for a new currentthing bandwagon to latch on to or will jump ship to the anti-currentthing bandwagon to start the process anew

This shit is true for professional product consoomers, tis true for religious fundamentalists, tis true for diversity and inclusion consultants and troon activists, twas true for nazi/soviet functionaries and those of countless other authoritarian regimes, and its true for fat faggots (with bitch tits) hunting for xitter virality
 
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First Nikki photo in ages and the news drops.
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I still have a few notes about it.

It looks like a new pair of capri pants for Nikki. Same shabby flip-flops on her ugly tatted up stinkers. Still no wedding ring. The thinking behind the t-shirt: "People won't think I'm white trash if I wear a "House of Leaves" t-shirt. Is there beer or vodka in the cups she holds? Her teeth actually match the color of the walls. Ewww. let's hope she's visiting her mother again. As vile as she is, she doesn't need to be around an enraged pig.

Ah yeah, the news. Bye Joey, we hardly knew ye. Then again, you hardly knew yourself these days, eh? Patso is planning to cross state lines to go to Chicago... who am I kidding he won't do shit but tweet impotently.

Let's get Piggy's August schedule. There's nary a day of rest for our bloated, weary friend.
1 August- court hearing. Nothing is going to be decided, but Patso may get an idea about how the judge may rule. It won't be good news.
8-12 August- WorldCon Glasgow. If Piggy is not banned, or bounced from the UK. He plans to hand sell books? That could be trouble if customs finds out. No matter, he'll return in a foul mood. Nobody he harasses is interested in publishing his typings.
19-22 August- DNC. Hoo-boy. Kamala may get the nomination. Or not. She's going to need to poll much, much better. Either way, so much will happen that an enraged Patso may literally split himself in half like a deathfat Rumpelstiltskin. Nikki, you frumpy slattern, stay in Lynne's basement until Labor day.
 
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Spunt said:
These cretins do realise that Trump has already been President, right? And in those 4 years he said and did some dumb things, but he did not exterminate humanity. He didn't even build his stupid wall. How do they account for the difference between their "Trump will nuke Portland if he gets elected" rhetoric and Trump's actual proven presidential record of not really doing very much at all?
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The only reason why he never built that damn wall was because no one was willing to pay for it. Not the Republicans, not Mexico, not even Trump himself. Seems to me that the only way to get a wall up is to be Communist or a Monarchy. It worked for Russia and China.
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And yet jannies are still around. They truly are like roaches. They'll survive to continue the population.
 
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