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[Anasa Tristis]

#justdoodthings

Like, what is she even doing that this is happening? If urine is going to drip/run anywhere, gravity should cause it to move toward the tip, unless she's trying to hold it up like an elephant squirting water from its trunk because she thinks that's how men pee.

...that's exactly what she's doing, isn't it.

She’s probably experiencing fluid dynamics/physics in action there. “Cohesion” and “adhesion”. Which enables fluids to defy gravity under certain conditions.

If the pressure moving a fluid out of a tube drops enough, adhesion kicks in and the exiting fluid will simply grip and travel along the underside of the tube (sometimes going up even if it’s pointed down) until gravity wins over the adhesion grip and pulls it down. Hence the weird back-pissing and dribbling. Kinda like a poorly designed tea pot spout that gets drips under the spout opening and makes a mess.

 

[bouquetnine]

This was posted by a pooner that gave up being a pooner. Thought it was bittersweet. Link

 

[and I must scream]

My man azlan.t.bird had yet another meltdown. According to her, she is being kicked out of the hotel because she "asked" (demanded most likely, assuming the story is true and not fabricated) the stuff to wear masks and they had enough of this bullshit and told her to get out. Strange how things like that keep happen to her, isn't it?
Also her mother was super abusive but she still loved her anyway but her mom won't pick up the phone. Wonder why.
As always, she is poor and victimized, y'all don't respect disable people and autistic people and are misinformed about COVID, so fuck all of you.

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I decided the the description of the video is worth copy-pasting:

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I literally said I'd buy them for the staff- and it was only a request for when they come INTO MY ROOM. The maintenance man refused and said he would force himself into my room (worth 2 other very large male employees) if I refused. I barred the door and called in a panic to the front desk- scared. In response? The GM told me she would call the police if I wasn't out in an hour- which I physically couldn't do. Thankfully the angel of an assistant manager convinced her to not to as long as I am actively moving out. I'm collecting the cats right now and then we are driving off- but what we do next? I really have no idea. All I can do is surrender to what God has planned for me, even if I feel lost about what that even is at this point.

 

[Fapcop]

#justdoodthings

Like, what is she even doing that this is happening? If urine is going to drip/run anywhere, gravity should cause it to move toward the tip, unless she's trying to hold it up like an elephant squirting water from its trunk because she thinks that's how men pee.

I take it you’ve never seen a pooner take a piss?

There are plenty of videos out there, but the one thing you immediately notice is that they (surprise!) pee like girls.

Unlike a man who can usually put some power and pressure in their stream, women pee more like a dribble.

(Like have you EVER heard of a man who needs to “milk” the pee out of their dick? Of course not!)

This is usually exacerbated in pooners by all their surgeries, strictures, etc, so your average pooner will usually have this weak dribble like stream, where it’s not surprising that it’ll go in all directions like water leaking out of a punctured hose.

My man azlan.t.bird had yet another meltdown. According to her, she is being kicked out of the hotel because she "asked" (demanded most likely, assuming the story is true and not fabricated) the stuff to wear masks and they had enough of this bullshit and told her to get out. Strange how things like that keep happen to her, isn't it?
Also her mother was super abusive but she still loved her anyway but her mom won't pick up the phone. Wonder why.
As always, she is poor and victimized, y'all don't respect disable people and autistic people and are misinformed about COVID, so fuck all of you.

View attachment 6213291Original video

I decided the the description of the video is worth copy-pasting:

Spoiler: the description

I literally said I'd buy them for the staff- and it was only a request for when they come INTO MY ROOM. The maintenance man refused and said he would force himself into my room (worth 2 other very large male employees) if I refused. I barred the door and called in a panic to the front desk- scared. In response? The GM told me she would call the police if I wasn't out in an hour- which I physically couldn't do. Thankfully the angel of an assistant manager convinced her to not to as long as I am actively moving out. I'm collecting the cats right now and then we are driving off- but what we do next? I really have no idea. All I can do is surrender to what God has planned for me, even if I feel lost about what that even is at this point.

Lmao!

Unexpectedly based comments!




Bonus video: White woman complaining about… White women.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGenmqCbn/

 

[KateHikes14]

(Like have you EVER heard of a man who needs to “milk” the pee out of their dick? Of course not!)

Dudes with prostate cancer.

 

[cybertoaster]

All she had to do was get a cuck bf who was into pegging.

This was posted by a pooner that gave up being a pooner. Thought it was bittersweet.

Boobs don't grow back tho...

 

[Incecticyder]

All she had to do was get a cuck bf who was into pegging.

Boobs don't grow back tho...

In those kind of lizards, the tail that grows back is not the same as the one lost. The new one cannot be cut for that strategy as it has different construction. It is a sacrifice.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

My man azlan.t.bird had yet another meltdown. According to her, she is being kicked out of the hotel because she "asked" (demanded most likely, assuming the story is true and not fabricated) the stuff to wear masks and they had enough of this bullshit and told her to get out. Strange how things like that keep happen to her, isn't it?
Also her mother was super abusive but she still loved her anyway but her mom won't pick up the phone. Wonder why.
As always, she is poor and victimized, y'all don't respect disable people and autistic people and are misinformed about COVID, so fuck all of you.

View attachment 6213291Original video

I decided the the description of the video is worth copy-pasting:

Spoiler: the description

I literally said I'd buy them for the staff- and it was only a request for when they come INTO MY ROOM. The maintenance man refused and said he would force himself into my room (worth 2 other very large male employees) if I refused. I barred the door and called in a panic to the front desk- scared. In response? The GM told me she would call the police if I wasn't out in an hour- which I physically couldn't do. Thankfully the angel of an assistant manager convinced her to not to as long as I am actively moving out. I'm collecting the cats right now and then we are driving off- but what we do next? I really have no idea. All I can do is surrender to what God has planned for me, even if I feel lost about what that even is at this point.

Whoever diagnosed her with autism should have their license taken away - she’s not interested in others because she’s a raving narcissist, not because of the tism. Also, in her recent videos her pupils are enormous AND she’s praising Adderall, so she’s likely abusing them, which can explain some of her manic sperging lately. She’s also back on T, which can trigger mania as well.

Good news though, her prescriber is apparently worried about her retarded behavior and won’t prescribe Adderall or T anymore, according to another of her recent TikToks, which she of course is taking very well. I don’t have the app and can’t link the video because I’m 300 years old, but look her up.

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

I don’t have the app and can’t link the video because I’m 300 years old, but look her up.

I have been screen recording her most spergy recent videos and will upload in a mega-post in the next couple of days. She has been kooky for awhile, but in the last month has been completely insane.

 

[frap]

I feel like if you think you want to be a man, but you’re uncomfortable being called a man, maybe your gender wasn’t the issue.

For most pooners I bet it's got nothing to do with wanting to be male and everything to do with not wanting to become a woman because of the real/imagined societal expectations that come with the word "woman." I think most girls probably feel this way growing up but a select group think this is a special unique feeling and they can identify out of it by becoming doods. But all they've done is replace "woman" expectations and pressures with "man" expectations and pressures, and they don't want that either. They want to be children forever.

I bet similar happens with boys and "man" but I think males are more likely to troon out purely for coom or nefarious reasons then just not wanting to grow up.

 

[goat sneed]

My man azlan.t.bird had yet another meltdown.

She's literally insane. It's only fitting she identifies as Muslim now.

Oh and she insists only female doctors see her. Turns out trannies know sexes are different when it affects them personally. I wonder how she feels about other women not wanting troons in their spaces?

Why is she talking about the bear question? I thought she was a guy?

 

[Gay Communist Gun Club]

She's literally insane. It's only fitting she identifies as Muslim now.
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Oh and she insists only female doctors see her. Turns out trannies know sexes are different when it affects them personally. I wonder how she feels about other women not wanting troons in their spaces?
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Why is she talking about the bear question? I thought she was a guy?

Maybe all the female staff members were afraid of you, and they sent the only person willing to come in and deal with your bullshit? I'm sure the female nurses/doctors were just dying to deal with some manic pooner going through a breakdown.

So many FtMs do this goofy bullshit where they're so hell bent on being considered male but all they do is hangout with women and other trannies. This is why deep down we don't consider you male, you just want to hangout with your other testosterone-laden headcases and become insular.

"as a female patient", bitch just log off and find a therapist to process whatever trauma causes you to hate men.

 

[TismFarmer]

#justdoodthings

Like, what is she even doing that this is happening? If urine is going to drip/run anywhere, gravity should cause it to move toward the tip, unless she's trying to hold it up like an elephant squirting water from its trunk because she thinks that's how men pee.

...that's exactly what she's doing, isn't it.

When I read that, I imagined her on tiptoe in front of a Big-boy urinal and trying desperately to get her dog over the edge but its just too high...

 

[Paper Machete]

So many FtMs do this goofy bullshit where they're so hell bent on being considered male but all they do is hangout with women and other trannies.

This is a feature not a bug. The only time they really want to be around the opposite sex they're larping as is if it's for sex reasons. Otherwise the constant mental comparisons they're making of themselves and the people they want to larp is too much of a mindfuck. It's much easier to be around people similarly as weird and mutilated as you so you can all sit around and exchange affirmations.

 

[Your old Livejournal]

I have been screen recording her most spergy recent videos and will upload in a mega-post in the next couple of days. She has been kooky for awhile, but in the last month has been completely insane.

I'm worried about her cats. Someone like her shouldn't have pets, especially if she has no actual place to live. Poor things, someone rescue them from her.

 

[cybertoaster]

They want to be children forever.

This applies to a large swath of the rest of the lgbt too.

I think males are more likely to troon out purely for coom or nefarious reasons then just not wanting to grow up.

Implying pooners are not nefarious too, there are several examples just in this thread of girls pooning for attention and special treatment.

Or coomers, half the chicks here are terminal fujos.

Oh and she insists only female doctors see her.

That video........is like pooners can't even pretend to act manly like trannies pretend to act girly, take the pube beard away and add longer hair and she's acting like any basic white bitch having a meltdown.

 

[pink cigarettes]

For most pooners I bet it's got nothing to do with wanting to be male and everything to do with not wanting to become a woman because of the real/imagined societal expectations that come with the word "woman." I think most girls probably feel this way growing up but a select group think this is a special unique feeling and they can identify out of it by becoming doods. But all they've done is replace "woman" expectations and pressures with "man" expectations and pressures, and they don't want that either. They want to be children forever.

I bet similar happens with boys and "man" but I think males are more likely to troon out purely for coom or nefarious reasons then just not wanting to grow up.

And as a result they end up in an even more screwed up distorted in-between place. Even if a pooner could realistically grasp the expectations, hardships, and realities of being a man (which they never, ever could, bc they aren't men, but let's just pretend), it would STILL elude them since other people will never act accordingly. Nobody is ever going to fully grasp what it means to be the opposite sex and also pass perfectly 100% of the time. Ever. The first is impossible and the second is so unlikely as to essentially be impossible. And the harder they try and the more time, money, and effort they sink into it, the more excruciating it must be when it fails. The tranny treadmill. Combine that with surgical mutilation and synthetic hormones, and it's amazing there aren't MORE suicides

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Why is she talking about the bear question? I thought she was a guy?

“I choose the bear” is going to be the new “spoons,” isn’t it? “You can’t say I’m being unreasonable or ask me to explain what my problem is, because I CHOOSE THE BEAR!”

I bet this was some bullshit like a simple check-up.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Dementia Raven Way

I see what you did there.

Imagine being one of these women, one day waking up, having a moment of clarity and realising you've been sucked into a fad that's not only downright nonsensical but also dangerous, and you've got a face full of piercings, a stupid name on your driver's licence, and massive scars on your chest, possibly a lack of nipples, and body hair in places where it otherwise doesn't grow when you're female (assuming the non binary pooner took T) to show for it. That'd be a hard L to take.

They never will. No-one doubles down on insane behaviour like women do, probably because they're primarily emotionally driven, so when an extreme event takes place they have an extreme emotional reaction.
The Sunk Cost Phallusy, if you will.

 

[Fapcop]

She's literally insane. It's only fitting she identifies as Muslim now.
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Oh and she insists only female doctors see her. Turns out trannies know sexes are different when it affects them personally. I wonder how she feels about other women not wanting troons in their spaces?
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Why is she talking about the bear question? I thought she was a guy?

This chick is the worst kind of attention seeking whore.

She needs someone to “hold her hand”? That’s something nurses gladly do.

(Though they 100% are on to her attentionwhoring and therefore avoid her like the plague.)

She needs a female doctor? Thought she was a man?! Did she forget that? Or is she so thoroughly socialized as a woman that she doesn’t know that men who ask for a female doctor are (rightly) categorized as creeps and sex-pests.