Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
i am so happy that as soon as i read about bidet dropping out that this thread is bursting with content as fat rick's blood vessels pop with seething rage.
If the first thought you have when an historic event occurs is "I can't wait to see how [lolcow name here] reacts to this it's going to be hilarious."

You might just be a Kiwi.
 
AIAIAIAI UNCLE BLIBEN SAVE ME AIAIAIAIAI
IMG_1528.jpeg
 
I can just imagine the state of the country if they put a street shitter who's pro rape and thinks criminals should live instead of getting the death penalty in charge and wants more of her people in the country so they can work for her brother in law at Uber. You only have to look at California and it's state of affairs to know what USA would turn into under her.

Harris also has no children so she doesn't know what families are going through. Don't get me started on the Clintons endorsing her. We've all seen what Haiti's been going through after putting their people in charge. But of course Patrick will believe in the plan because he's been told.

Garand Thumb thoughts
I'm sure Patrick can correct them.
 
Patrick when he heard Biden won't be going for re-election:
View attachment 6217335
Patrick when he realises Biden will no longer be there to save him from me breaking into his half-hovel and violently fucking him in the ass spatchcock style while dressed as Ronald McDonald come November
ezgif-3-514ea1b008.gif
(ok I already used this one, but luma takes fucking hours to generate right now so will make a rapepost with a fresh one as soon as I can)
 
And thus, he fatly oinked his last squeel as Biden dropped out of the race.
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
The fact is this is a wise decision even if it does not involve improving the chances of beating Trump, which went from 0 to 0. The DNC gets to cash in massively on DEI by nominating Kamala Harris in an already-doomed race.

And there's at least a remote possibility of a Great White Hope showing up.
He's going to get yelled at by the K-Hive of Harris fans and I'm excited for it.
Get a load of this fat, mediocre WHITE MAN dissing a bootylicious BLACK QUEEN. What a fucking RACIST!

And she actually has a better chance against Trump than Biden would have. She's at least not visibly senile and feeble.
 
Fatty is just extremely mad that a black woman is very likely the Democratic nominee. He grinds their children into pepperoni. He absolutely utterly abhors black women. "Nits make lice" says Fatrick Chivington as he grinds up helpless Negro children.

"I TOTALLY SUPPORTED YOU PEOPLE UNTIL YOU FUCKING NIGGERS USURPED THE PROPER PLACE OF THE WHITE MAN JOE BIDEN!"

Extreme copiumIMG_1531.jpeg
 
If you guys think this meltdown is something, imagine what happens if when Trump wins.
Slight fix to your post.
He really is an arrogant histrionic bitch, 'end of humanity' 'species' etc. The entire world doesn't begin and end in the US.
Lmao dumbass. Don't you realize Trump is just going to nuke the entire world the very day he's inaugurated? Don't you remember when he did that the last time he was President?
It's the same shit when Dubya was elected. The world was gonna end, etc, etc.
And if you're a little older you'll remember when Ronald Reagan was also going to start a nuclear war.
I tend to lean left politically, but even I felt the shit over George W. Bush and Trump is ridiculous.
I do too and if Kamala Harris is the nominee, I'll vote for her. I was seriously considering Stein or any alternate over voting for Joe again. But I'm True Blue again. I think if we have any rule in politics, it should be we quit electing senile idiots. 70+ is just way too old to be President. Even if you're normal upon election, you're going to get brain damage just from being President. Look at any before and after pictures of Presidents. They give Faces of Meth a run for the money.

I think there's something seriously wrong with anyone who has ever been President and wants to be it again other than out of a sense of duty or some weird crap like that.

And I'm okay with even Trump winning because as a nerd, someone repeating Grover Cleveland's feat deserves a nod.
 
Last edited:
The democrat Biden non-truthers don't know what's coming over the horizon. Trump will likely win and they are going to endure 4 years of Child'ings anytime they complain. Fat will get to rewrite non-existent history that Biden could've won and done everything perfect for 4 years while being in bed at 8pm.

There will be a many new Patposters around here.
 
The democrat Biden non-truthers don't know what's coming over the horizon. Trump will likely win and they are going to endure 4 years of Child'ings anytime they complain. Fat will get to rewrite non-existent history that Biden could've won and done everything perfect for 4 years while being in bed at 8pm.

There will be a many new Patposters around here.
I’m waiting for him to start the copium that after four years of Trump Biden can run again (even if he’s dead).
 
Lmao dumbass. Don't you realize Trump is just going to nuke the entire world the very day he's inaugurated? Don't you remember when he did that the last time he was President?
Of course I remember. I still have the video of my reaction:
tenor (1).gif
I got better though.
 
Patrick: Dems are going to lose no matter what they do now.
Will this be the first thing in his life Fatrick has been right about or will just enough 4 AM mail-in balloterinos arrive to ensure a victory for President Copmala and Vice President Peter Bootybang? Find out next week on the Simpsons.
 
I'd like to remind Pat that most democracies in world are Parliamentary systems, and replacing the leader of a party 3-4 months out from an election is very very normal and makes the political process and governments more stable and free, as the government of the day isn't tied to one person. If he fucks ups or isn't fit for duty you get a new leader who is while keeping the same party in power. Kamala is really disliked but people will find it much easier to vote for her than biden, who hasn't actually been running the US for at least a year now
 
Back