Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

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Battlefield2142EU said:
New Cinna video of him talking about the Mexican urban legend of the cannibal train incident. He also teased making a video talking about Mexican haunted theme parks down the line. The park with the haunted snow-white gnomes was supposedly used for cartel body disposal by cannibalism, according to legend.
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Damn Mexico made the midnight meat train real?
 
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Maniacal Foreigner said:
the food was left to defrost on the counter for THREE DAYS before being cooked.
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Well, that definitely seals the deal, doesn't it? I wouldn't eat this dish anyway, because by the looks of things, it seems like it's more risk than it's worth considering how easy it is for the bacteria that readily grow in it to get to work producing the deadly toxin. Still, if it somehow wasn't tainted with the bongkrekic acid before it was defrosted, leaving it out that long without eating it after thawing it and reactivating the bacteria would have definitely done the job.
 
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wakaran said:
TFU, Silver Sisterhood, and Sappho are interesting enough topics but if I see another Kanye Quest and worlds.com video I'm going to flip shit
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Funnily enough unlike the other worlds.com and kanye quest videos he glosses them over and even reveals that They were both fake/ARGs so the main meat of the video are the other topics
 
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Sunflower Samurai said:
Funnily enough unlike the other worlds.com and kanye quest videos he glosses them over and even reveals that They were both fake/ARGs so the main meat of the video are the other topics
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Fair enough, I just saw they took up a decent portion of the runtime and assumed it was yet another person copying a Nexpo video.
 
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Battlefield2142EU said:
Mexican cartel members video themselves committing acts of cannibalism and used cannibalism apart from gang initiation. Would cannibals living in the Mexican metro system really be that unrealistic?
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Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Holy fuck they've turned so parasocial that they are now going on multiple 10+ minutes long off-topic tangents about their personal lives. The text takes like 20 mins to read and they've turned it into a 2 hours video. It's so fucking annoying, do I really need to hear the story about the fat fuck living with some mexican for 4th time over the course of the video? It got so bad that near halfway point I closed it and went to the source material. I enjoyed their previous videos, but the quality degraded so much it's actually unbearable.

It would be one thing if it was a few seconds long joke once or twice, but ~30 fucking minutes of hearing about their lives? Fuck off. And the comments are even worse. Try finding ONE comment related to the content and not commenting some parasocial trash. Actually go into the comments right now and look. Seems 99% of people are treating the channel as some parasocial hugbox hangout club rather than being there for the content. It's just RedditCast now on the level of Wendigoon's streams. There's already been talks of gay shit in linked video by Wendigoon, he was saying something like "if you want an editor role contact us, later you can kiss and hug with our tiktok editor to make clips or something". It's just a matter of time till they start talking about goth mommies, femboys and being internet dads for these zoomer freaks.

The creepypasta they talk about is pretty ironic, because all those le hecking wholesome faggots are similar to the aliens at the end. Just be a decent human being, sweatie.
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Devil's advocate here; if all you want is just a straight read of Psychosis with no tangents, there are at least half a dozen channels just reading it as-is in the youtube results for "psychosis creepypasta." Everyone interested has already read Psychosis by now and we all LARPed it back in 2020, not to mention the sequels the author made on Reddit and the short film that already exist. What more is there to say in the comments that hasn't already been said a hundred other times in a hundred other comments sections? The derailed train of thought is the only unique part of a creepypasta reading of Psychosis, and part of why Creepcast was even made to begin with. If you really hate it that much, you don't have to engage with it.
 
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Chromeo said:
The derailed train of thought is the only unique part of a creepypasta reading of Psychosis, and part of why Creepcast was even made to begin with.
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People tune in to listen to their jokes and discussions about the creepypasta. With other stories like Tommy Taffy they stop alot, but they are either joking about the story or discussing what is happening or will happen and the tangents aren't that long even if they get off topic. They are funny and engaging, but I can also follow the story too. But with Psychosis they get derailed for so long that I get bored because I don't care, and I lose track of the plot too.
 
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bird.up said:
apparently someone dies in it when the whole point of the story is to leave you wondering about what happened after the last journal entry
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Nobody dies in the adaptation, they do name drop a Wendigo in the end which I don't think was mentioned in the journal. The guy did start a new series where a bunch of people died already, you might be thinking of that.
 
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Analog Horror has peaked already and we're already in the e-celeb/insert popular property here slop era (although there were already prototypes of this)

I can only hope people have spines and make videos highlighting the shitty ones, indian curry man Mutha reading absolute shitty pastas were a treat back in the day, but i fear the internet might be too sanitized for this being mainstream again, not to mention people can just hide behind their identity labels now

UrbanSpook was the only exception and it was only because the groupthink decided his work was too edgy and mean for people to give a glazing over, plus the creator was hecking unwholesome!!111
 
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Toolbox said:
Before this they'd been getting sub 100k per video over two years on average, with 25k subs up to now.
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Get ready for whatever fanbase they had to be forever septembered. Hope this guy can capitalize on it at least.
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The guy that does MA uses AI voices for budget reasons, and if I see these fuckers start a civil war on the comments over it I'm gonna lose it
 
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