Fanfiction Horrors

[Black Yoshi]

I wonder, if they fundraised donations like AO3 does, would they have to bother with ads again? Furries have a plethora of money in their wallets and spend it on furry shit day in, day out. If pooners can overfund a literature porn website every time it begs for money, why wouldn't a visual porn site?

Ads mean nothing if payment processors ban you.

 

[ZipDisk]

Why FF.net and why now?

Project 2025 has payment processors spooked. Doesn't matter if it happens or not, they're shitting their pants now.

I don't "Celebrate" a site getting fucked the same way the farms did, but these fuckers really need to read Null's "where the sidewalk ends" post.
The targets may be different, but the tactics are the same.

 

[Anondorf]

The author of this kpop fic (archive) apparently died from alcohol poisoning but their best friend is continuing the fic for them:

 

[Petrusha the White]

Couldn't decide whether to rate feels or lunacy, went with feels because if I died I'd want my friends to finish off my fics for me too

 

[Chandelier]

This is a short post before I do a deep dive into a trans Mpreg fic written by a pooner, which will be quite the journey (and yes, eventually I will get back to BlueLunaMoth's CoD BDSM/psychotherapy fic, because of how wild it is). Before I get started, this particular author abandoned one fic to an orphan_account status, before changing her username to claim the other. Since I archived both, you will note they are both under the same author.

The first one is only 900 words. Generally uninteresting, but the writing and dialogue is still gonna hurt.

Spoiler

> He wasn't an observant person, but he observed that he observed that he didn't observe people

Very much 'the floor is made of floor' line of thought.

If you're wondering why, exactly, the Machine Herald is crying, you're shit outta luck because the author doesn't even bother to set up the encounter. You're left wondering whether Viktor is bipolar or on some very bad drugs, which would honestly make the story actually interesting.

Okay...? Well, you'll learn more once the author has a second chapter...eventually, if she ever posts it. I'm sure you were at the edge of your seat.

This next one, also by the same author, was eventually placed under 'orphan_account' status. The author posits a pseudo-intellectual question with the title, when in reality it has a very simple answer. This fic has absolutely no punctuation or grammar, and unironically uses 'ong' as if it was an Instagram comment section. The author also had the gall to call Viktor a 'canon transgender character' when he is male. The only 'evidence' for this is a character designer (never named) saying they agree with the headcanon of him being a pooner. That's it. So this is misleading at best, an outright fucking liar at worst.

Spoiler

I know in canon it's shown Viktor is a bit of an insomniac and doesn't keep a steady diet, but for fuck's sakes him not being clean and being a stinky pooner is WAY too on the nose. My boy is spotless. Don't you dare suggest he's filthy.

And to answer this deep philosophical question: get a sandwich? Go to the bathroom? Watch TV? Go outside? It's not that hard.

"I'm asexual but I'm totally into cock if you coax me into it" - every asexual fr fr

"Guys just kiss ong" is not a line I'd expect to read in any fic. It's just breathtakingly retarded.

And oh - it gets way worse.

Haha get it, pink is a WOMAN'S colour, and these are totally real guys, bro!

I'm left fuck-dazed, if that's even a word, on what the hell this writing is.

Yep, just like that, Viktor comes out as a pooner. He doesn't know what the term actually is, but knows the identity sticks with him, because the author wants to be progressive and cute and shit, and wouldn't you know it? Jayce is gay! Therefore he likes pussy on guys, too! Everything works out, bro!


Words have meaning. Jayce would, by all counts, be bi if he's fucking men and women. But progshits want it to only go one way, and that's to have gay men fucking pussy.

What an ending. I cried literal tears fr fr

I double-checked to see if I posted this one, and thankfully I did not. This one was also written for Arcanefans4Gaza, and includes pooner Viktor getting a sensual smut scene with Jayce. While not as cringe worthy as the others, the dialogue is very sappy.

Spoiler

How come there isn't already a mattress in there? Viktor spends a lot of time in there. And twin mattresses? You're rich. C'mon man, invest in a better bed.



It would be a lot less cliche if it wasn't so sappy. I get it, it's a one shot and you're trying to do it for a good cause, but the irony in writing a trans Viktor fic for a state that doesn't even have LGBT rights is pretty damn funny. I'd say you're 'missing the point', but that's redundant.

Since Viktor is trans, one has to wonder who is performing the surgery. I assume Piltover has some SRS surgeons because that's where all the rich people go, but then again, Zaun has all the augmentations. In any case, it's funny to read magical/futuristic surgeons still give pooners the dog-eared scars like Dr. Gallagher.



This got me thinking: why do they need lube if Viktor is already wet? They aren't having anal sex. Or is Viktor too dry due to the T? Inquiring minds want to know.

What a way to write an orgasm. And how sexy it is to write clit and folds and then revert back to the unsexy word of 'hole' - and please note, it's one thing if it's done for same-sex male pairings (because the anus really IS the only hole aside from the mouth you're fucking), it's another when it's done for women. Something something objectification, blah blah.


A little sappy, a little cringy, but hey, Palestinians will be so happy their voices are being heard. Right?

Before I begin the Seahorse dad fic, I would like to bring up the fact that the ArcaneFans4Gaza, after weeks of trying to get artists and authors to create works to spread the good word, only raised a paltry $800 USD.

Second week. $800. Even GoFundMe grifters get more money. Sad!

 

[Petrusha the White]

idk if I said it here before but the use of "hole" for vaginal is just so viscerally repulsive to me, it's even worse than cunt/cunny and those are some pretty damn unsexy words in and of themselves.

Do you have a way of seeing all the ArcaneFans3Gaza fics? Posted on the twitter account, I guess? I wanna know how many of them are gay or trans fics, because that's fucking hilarious. Yeah, I'm sure Hamas really appreciates the $800 raised via porn of people they throw off rooftops in real life.
Btw, how popular is that particular trans headcanon that it allegedly had a character designer comment on it? I mean I obviously don't believe that actually happened otherwise they'd be rushing to name names like you're supposed to know on sight who that is, but is it popular enough that it seems plausible at first glance that the headcanon would get a response from soneone who worked on the game?

An author I've mentioned here before (I know I bring them up a lot but theyre one of very few people who ever wrote fic for one of my smallest fandoms) got cancelled once for writing pooner fic - because they called it an AU and all their other fics had the same character have a dick. Evidently you can't write trans fic as an experiment or writing exercise, it has to be your TRUE AND HONEST headcanon that you insert into every single fic, or else youre a TRANSPHOBE.

 

[AnOminous]

idk if I said it here before but the use of "hole" for vaginal is just so viscerally repulsive to me, it's even worse than cunt/cunny and those are some pretty damn unsexy words in and of themselves.

It's a deliberately vile anatomical insult by misogynistic, subhuman troons because they're desperate to believe chopping a necrotizing axe wound into their crotches makes them "women" by some kind of magic, and their disgusting festering lifeless stink-ditches are somehow the equivalent of a female reproductive system capable of producing life, instead of a foul cavity that contains only death.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's a deliberately vile anatomical insult by misogynistic, subhuman troons because they're desperate to believe chopping a necrotizing axe wound into their crotches makes them "women" by some kind of magic, and their disgusting festering lifeless stink-ditches are somehow the equivalent of a female reproductive system capable of producing life, instead of a foul cavity that contains only death.

In the context of fanfiction, though, it's a standard vagina being described by someone who owns a standard vagina, but can't bear to call it that.

In many fandoms, vaginas only appear on obvious, overt males, and the story needs a paragraph disclaimer at the beginning explaining what terms the author has chosen to use and whether the author's gender bona fides support that or the author preemptively bows to any correction from the enlightened ones.

 

[soda pimp]

Why do some women have a menstruation fetish? That sound unsanitary. I like to look at Baldur's Gate 3 tags on archive and there's 21 stories with that tag featuring the faggy vampire companion.

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

Why do some women have a menstruation fetish? That sound unsanitary. I like to look at Baldur's Gate 3 tags on archive and there's 21 stories with that tag featuring the faggy vampire companion.

They're utter degenerates who coomed beyond BDSM.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Why do some women have a menstruation fetish? That sound unsanitary. I like to look at Baldur's Gate 3 tags on archive and there's 21 stories with that tag featuring the faggy vampire companion.

There are people out there with piss, shit, cum, spit, puke, blood and other fetishes I don't even dare imagine, and some of them are women. Surely menstruation isn't a bridge too far in comparison.

 

[soda pimp]

There are people out there with piss, shit, cum, spit, puke, blood and other fetishes I don't even dare imagine, and some of them are women. Surely menstruation isn't a bridge too far in comparison.

I want to know why. I know some people like to get shit on because they see themselves as shit. Why would a woman like seeing a man consume menstruation blood? Does it make them feel powerful? Does it show his devotion to her that he's willing to consume something so disgusting?

 

[dick brain]

nigga I am a woman.
And are you really arguing that pooners don't watch irl porn??

Some of you seem to be talking about "kids on the internet going into 18+ spaces", which is not grooming. Yeah, it's bad, especially if the 18+ space/content was unmarked, but it's usually marked. Kids on the internet lie about their age, because the most that the majority of these sites can do to prevent kids from coming in is to have a "Are you over 18? Check yes or no" banner and banning anyone who's retarded enough to mention being a minor. Is this a larger cultural problem with the internet? Yes, yes it is, but if you want to tackle it by banning things then you need to ball ALL PORN EVER, NOT JUST DRAWINGS AND FANFICTION. You are absolutely naive if you think all or even the majority of 18+ spaces on the internet that kids lie about their age to get involved with center around drawings and writing.
Also legal definitions of CSEM in most places specifically exclude fictional depictions unless they are fictionalized depictions of real children, e.g. RPF of underaged actors.

If you're a woman and you think girls aren't groomed on fanfiction sites you must be pretty old. I went to middle school in the early '00s and it was already a huge problem, I think every girl I was close enough to talk about it with was reading AND writing smut of Gerard Way and Frank Iero or Inuyasha or Harry Potter. Even now I hear more than I ever wanted to about Minecraft YouTuber smut and Five Nights at Freddy's smut and kpop smut and I can guarantee you the target demographic is not adults, and there are absolutely a plethora of creeps -- male, female and "female" -- lurking these spaces looking to ERP with children. I watched it happen to friends, I heard about it happening to friends after the fact. The fanfiction to ERP to cyber/sexting to "send nudes" pipeline might be the oldest pipeline there is.

Oh no! Pokemon porn made you find out that furry porn exists...

That is not the same thing as grooming and you know it.

EPI is another ancient grooming pipeline, it just didn't have a name. Ironically being on 4chan at a young age probably saved me from being groomed because I already knew how degenerate furries were by the time one started sending me unsolicited porn at 13 on Xbox Live of all places. If you think adults sending pornography to children isn't grooming I want to see your harddrive.

 

[Petrusha the White]

Autistically explaining how everything on the internet has been used to groom kids at some point is not actually a good argument for banning any specific thing, whether it's certain types of fanfiction, furry porn, or chatrooms.

You know what I miss about the old internet? The way that we could have forum threads, LJ groups, and blogs dedicated specifically to showcasing bad fanfiction without people coming in screeching about how disgusted they are that a fictional story involving precisely 0 real people aside from the authors themselves offends their moral sensibilities because they imagined in their own head that it might somehow be used to ERP with children (as if it's the fandom space that's the problem and not the ERP).

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

s not actually a good argument for banning any specific thing,

That's the thing: no one here is arguing that it should be banned. We can point out how things have been used to groom children without it being something needing to be banned. It's not the authors' fault for grooming these children. It's the parents' fault for not monitoring/restricting what their child does on the internet. You don't seem to be able to get that through your thick skull when it comes to discussion of children and fanfiction.

 

[Petrusha the White]

That's the thing: no one here is arguing that it should be banned. We can point out how things have been used to groom children without it being something needing to be banned. It's not the authors' fault for grooming these children. It's the parents' fault for not monitoring/restricting what their child does on the internet. You don't seem to be able to get that through your thick skull when it comes to discussion of children and fanfiction.

Did you... miss the entire page of the thread where people were celebrating ff.net getting its service yanked over fics about underaged characters? How does that not constitute arguing that said fic should be banned?

Edit: This is a useless argument anyway since it just shits up the thread. I'm going to start ignoring people and suggest you do the same for me. @Chandelier you're a real one for continuing to just post fic

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

Did you... miss the entire page of the thread where people were celebrating ff.net getting its service yanked over fics about underaged characters? How does that not constitute arguing that said fic should be banned?

People can have their own wishes to not see pedofics but nowhere in dick brain's post did they say we should ban fanfiction for it.

I'm starting to guess you're a lolifag based on how hard you're defending it.

 

[Weirder Feet]

As usual, the tranny mindset is sexist.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

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As usual, the tranny mindset is sexist.

What the actual fuck am I reading

 

[King Dong]

What the actual fuck am I reading

Probably woman/pooner-made "Trans"formers gay erotica.