Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Meat Target]

Not the most knowledgeable about Andy, but how does a picture of him at a bus stop necessarily make him homeless? Aren't his parents pretty similar to BossmanJack's?

They've kicked him out and have a protective order against him, I think. And I thought I saw one commenter say something like since they have controlled medications in their home, New York state law says Andy cannot go back there.

Don't quote me on any of that.

 

[Sarn’t]

It’s absolutely AWFUL that this poor disabled man was kicked out onto the street by his parents, and that the evil K*w*f*rms is celebrating this.
I think Keffals should take him in as a flatmate to show solidarity.

 

[anliteralidiot]

It’s absolutely AWFUL that this poor disabled man was kicked out onto the street by his parents, and that the evil K*w*f*rms is celebrating this.
I think Keffals should take him in as a flatmate to show solidarity.

If the kiwifarms was responsible for his death I would cheer.

 

[D_Tractor]

He's in the same city as Dragonlordfrodo. Imagine the milk if the two interact in any way.

 

[Fear_Scale]

Man I sure hope he doesn't piss off the wrong homeless maniac and get the shit kicked out of him (die Andy die)

if his parents take him back in I swear to fucking god

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Not the most knowledgeable about Andy, but how does a picture of him at a bus stop necessarily make him homeless? Aren't his parents pretty similar to BossmanJack's?

Consensus is that while his parents probably don't deserve to put up with him (or get murdered by him at least), they have also likely been enabling his retarded behavior if only because he gets a disabilabeeze check. The state of their house also suggests something is screwy with each family member.

 

[Governor Rocknar]

I have a feeling we'll be hearing about Andy on the Amherst and Tonawanda Police and Fire Departments radio feed very soon!

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

Consensus is that while his parents probably don't deserve to put up with him (or get murdered by him at least), they have also likely been enabling his retarded behavior if only because he gets a disabilabeeze check. The state of their house also suggests something is screwy with each family member.

So pretty much the same as BossmanJack's, but with a disability check.

 

[NoosJunki]

I wish a uber would just dropped him off in a ghetto at night.

With a sandwich board sign like Bruce Willis in Die Hard 3

 

[diehardman]

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

He's home. He knows what he's doing. He's calculating who to cry to next.

 

[A Spooky Ghost]

SUFFA ANDY

 

[Barracuda Joe]

LMAO FUCK YOU andy and everything you are. Start up a heroin habit and sleep in the ghetto. Jump in a garbage truck you sick fuck.

Taking a page from the @AnOminous book:
DIE ANDY, DIE!

Eid, Hctid ydna, Eid!!!
(Naw, he totally deserves this. I need to catch up on the ditch-lore, but hearing he tried to poison his family, and had the gall to do that song and dance in front of those poor officers told me most of what I needed to know)

 

[Harm]

How the fuck can he be a hamplanet while being homeless?

Food stamps, monthly tugboats, and a lack of exercise.

The amount of fat homeless people, especially in long-term shelters, would shock you.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

i somehow missed out learning about this guy until now and was shocked to see he lives in tonawanda a place which my great grandparents would go on and on about how much the whole place smelled awful and how it was full of people who were big into incest. i have never been there myself but given what i have read about andy here i could see there being some truth to these claims.

that being said if andy really is homeless now i wonder if he will become the new daniel larson or will he eventually reach a point where he stops the act long enough to find new victims to try and force to take care of him?

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Where's Andy?

Turns out he's apparently in Cleveland, Ohio. If Andy's to be believed

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And he's demanding help from his hapless parents, one of whom is in a nursing home.
Andy has posted a new video on his Thomas Ditch - Entitled to Have His Way YT account.
Short synopsis: Andy argues with his mom and then his dad in the video, it turns out Andy has somehow traveled out of state, to Cleveland
OH and is demanding help from his father and mother in returning home, as well as trying to persuade his dad to be his legal guardian. lol

 

[Harm]

Andy Ditch? More like Andy belongs in a Ditch.

Where's Andy?

Turns out he's apparently in Cleveland, Ohio. If Andy's to be believed

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And he's demanding help from his hapless parents, one of whom is in a nursing home.
Andy has posted a new video on his Thomas Ditch - Entitled to Have His Way YT account.
Short synopsis: he argues with his mom and then his dad in the video, and as it turns out that Andy has somehow traveled out of state, to Cleveland

Not risking another deletion, here's the PreserveTube.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Where's Andy?

Turns out he's apparently in Cleveland, Ohio. If Andy's to be believed

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And he's demanding help from his hapless parents, one of whom is in a nursing home.
Andy has posted a new video on his Thomas Ditch - Entitled to Have His Way YT account.
Short synopsis: he argues with his mom and then his dad in the video, and as it turns out that Andy has somehow traveled out of state, to Cleveland

I'm skeptical but it's not impossible. Google says it's about a 3+ hour drive from where Andy's family lives and Cleveland. Possible he has family who took him in or is wandering the streets like a smelly cryptid. Man, imagine him and Daniel Larson crossing paths.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

He's such a piece of shit. I wish his parents would completely cut him off.

Where's Andy?

Turns out he's apparently in Cleveland, Ohio. If Andy's to be believed

---

And he's demanding help from his hapless parents, one of whom is in a nursing home.
Andy has posted a new video on his Thomas Ditch - Entitled to Have His Way YT account.
Short synopsis: Andy argues with his mom and then his dad in the video, it turns out Andy has somehow traveled out of state, to Cleveland
OH and is demanding help from his father and mother in returning home, as well as trying to persuade his dad to be his legal guardian. lol

 

[just lurking]

I'd leave him there. You got yourself there, you can get yourself back andy

 

[Golden Boy]

"Accept my confession, oh Lord, breaker of chains. I could not rationalize how someone made in your likeness could be allowed to fake mental illness, smear shit on hotel walls, feed his parents poison, deny his mother oxygen, force his elderly father to clean up his literal shit, stalk innocent women, unwittingly force his family into his fetishes, sexually assault random people, and lust after toddlers.

But in your grace you decided to send him to Cleveland. And if that wasn't bad enough... he will also die cold and homeless surrounded by african crackheads. Amen."