Matthew Craig Judge / Matthew Judge / DarkViperAU / DarkViper8888 / DarkViper88 - Former Atheist Debater, Copyright Abuser, Pseudo-Intellectual, Emotional Toddler, Compared Reaction Content to Rape, Considered Suicide Because of a Troll, Paid 3000$ to Remove A Video That Made Fun of him, Burns Bridges With People Over Stupid Bullshit.

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We can't judge him too harshly, he is British after all. Who knows what kind of crazy mental leaps a white man's mind makes when he's become a minority to Indians and muslims in his own major cities.

It's also genuinely impossible to do anything beyond just a surface level mocking of Matthew and not come across as autistic yourself.
 
Only just now been able to finish it. This email Matthew wrote to Theo that I haven't seen posted before is genuinely psychotic shit. This motherfucker is definitely going to end up skinning someone.

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Timelinked if you want it narrated.
 
Oh shit! I didn't know this guy had a thread on here.
Not too surprised tbh, I forget how I found him but I couldn't stand him for very long. The guy seems like a total sperg with some serious issues.
He kind of reminds me of DSP actually with how retarded he is when it comes to games. GTA V is the only game he actually knows how to fucking play. I guess speedrunning GTA V fried all of his braincells rendering him incapable to understand any other game.
I wish I was kidding but he really does do the DSP thing where the game directly explains to him what to do. But he ignores it and does something completely different and then complains when the game doesn't let him do it his way. The only difference is this guy has a genuine fanbase somehow?

Watching him play literally any other game besides GTA V is like watching a more obnoxious DSP somehow. The guy is genuinely retarded I swear.
His hateboner for RDR2 is also funny but also annoying because he always feels the need to bring it up for no fucking reason. We get it, you didn't like the yeehaw cowboy game shut the fuck up dude. Jesus Christ. Quit crying about it already.

I'm sorry, I just REALLY needed to say all of that.
There was a part in his RDR2 video where hes in a section where you skin a rabbit and the player character just rips off the skin off the rabbit and Matt just chuckles and says "thats not how that works".

What the fuck would a guy who doesnt even know how to wash his clothes know about skinning a fucking rabbit, sure thats not how its exactly done but its close enough and its not like Matt once hes done streaming and playing GTA for ten hours hunts and skins Australian wildlife lmao.
 
There was a part in his RDR2 video where hes in a section where you skin a rabbit and the player character just rips off the skin off the rabbit and Matt just chuckles and says "thats not how that works".

What the fuck would a guy who doesnt even know how to wash his clothes know about skinning a fucking rabbit, sure thats not how its exactly done but its close enough and its not like Matt once hes done streaming and playing GTA for ten hours hunts and skins Australian wildlife lmao.
It's funny because it IS how it works. Kek.

On the subject though like I said, I enjoyed RDR2 but I also don't think it's a perfect game. I can understand some of his complaints. Like for instance I don't like all of the stuff they added just for realism sake that wasn't in the first game and just makes gameplay tedious for no reason.
But at the same time it makes it hard to take a lot of his genuine critique seriously when he plays as badly as DSP at times. Even makes very similar complaints as him at times too which also takes away from the few good points he may have made.
A majority of his complaints are usually born from his own incompetence but his fans just like to ignore that for whatever reason.

EDIT: The more I think about it the more I realize how fucking doomed this guy is once GTA 5 stops being relevant. He does Youtube for a living but also can't play any other game to save his fucking life. And he doesn't seem to have the luck of the pigroach either so there's a high chance he's going to crash and burn once the GTA 5 train finally stops. That's going to be fun to see. It also brings up the same thing people say about DSP, how the fuck do you spend your entire life indoors playing video games AND STILL SUCK COCK AT THEM?! That's just sad man.
 
Good thing GTA 6 is on the way.
But will he be good at it? That's the question. If they change up the gameplay again there's a chance he might be dogshit at the game.
Like how inbetween each game they change how the guns work, how the driving feels, ect. So it's not a guarantee he won't be abysmal dogshit at the game.
Imagine the blowback if the public likes GTA 6 and he plays it, hates it and says it's awful. Oh god I hope that's what happens now, that would be so funny to see.

Like for instance I'm the best at GTA IV because it's the one I played the most and because of that I struggle to adjust to the other games due to the differences in gunplay and how the vehicles feel.
 
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Like how inbetween each game they change how the guns work, how the driving feels, ect.
Yeah, I remember the driving between IV and V to be night and day with some people strongly preferring one over the other (imo IV felt like you were stuck in mud at all times and made it a pain in the ass to play).

He's not just a guy who plays GTA V constantly, he plays it because he's allegedly good at it enough to speedrun it. If he's completely mogged by other GTA speedrunners and can't compete, then what is he gonna do? Run OHKO in GTA V again?
 

British Runner is doing a livestream now with Internet Anarchist in the chat talking about Matthew and there's apparently a lurker of the thread in there posting shit about IA being WAMO while British Runner is desperately trying to sweep up for him saying how "I don't think IA is WAMO, but I don't know WAMO or anything about him", and the lurker won't shut up about it until Internet Anarchist finally admits he's WAMO. British Runner immediately switches to "Well obviously IA has changed and isn't like that anymore".

So yeah, it's faggots all the way down. Should've known anybody making 4-5 hours of videos on Matthew is just as much of a lying autist as Matto.
 
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Like for instance I'm the best at GTA IV because it's the one I played the most and because of that I struggle to adjust to the other games due to the differences in gunplay and how the vehicles feel.
It's funny, I started with GTA V (I'm 18, so of course I did) and I've been playing the older games like III, VC, San Andreas, and what the fuck ever and while getting used to the shooting and driving (I'm playing the PS2 versions of the 3D games cuz the remasters are shit) was a little challenging, I got the hang of it pretty damn quickly, and I feel like most people would
I watched Matt's playthrough of Vice City and was flabbergasted how dogshit he was at the game, even calling it the worst GTA game he's played which is crazy considering he's played the first one and that shitty expansion in London.
Matt is the same person who complained and whine when playing Expanded & Enhanced on PS5 how bad controllers are, how the control sticks hurt his fingers and how he's shocked anyone can use them for long periods of time.

He's gonna be so dogshit at GTA VI, I'm calling it. If he's not I'll be humbled with this opinion.
Sorry for the little sperg-out there, I just wanted to share my experiences with the older GTA games as it kinda connected to my point lol
 
It's funny, I started with GTA V (I'm 18, so of course I did) and I've been playing the older games like III, VC, San Andreas, and what the fuck ever and while getting used to the shooting and driving (I'm playing the PS2 versions of the 3D games cuz the remasters are shit) was a little challenging, I got the hang of it pretty damn quickly, and I feel like most people would
I watched Matt's playthrough of Vice City and was flabbergasted how dogshit he was at the game, even calling it the worst GTA game he's played which is crazy considering he's played the first one and that shitty expansion in London.
Matt is the same person who complained and whine when playing Expanded & Enhanced on PS5 how bad controllers are, how the control sticks hurt his fingers and how he's shocked anyone can use them for long periods of time.

He's gonna be so dogshit at GTA VI, I'm calling it. If he's not I'll be humbled with this opinion.
Sorry for the little sperg-out there, I just wanted to share my experiences with the older GTA games as it kinda connected to my point lol
I'm willing to argue that he's shit at GTA V too.
His issue is relevant to all games, and that is his interface blindness. He is very unwilling to listen to dialogue, read subtitles, or read text elements on the screen.
He doesn't understand why things happen in cutscenes because he doesn't listen to the dialogue or read the subtitles. He keeps asking where the boost button is because he doesn't read the interface and doesn't bother to memorize vehicles. The only "good" he's at in GTAV is because of literal thousands of hours of repetitive training and practice. Outside of this extremely narrow comfort zone, he's got the adaptability and talent of a helpless toddler.

Like, I figured he's merely pretending to be retarded, repeatedly and constantly displaying such behavior in order to drive engagement in comments and from the chat. But I recently checked out a vod of him playing GTA San Andreas for the first time, with only a fraction of the notoriety and audience he has now, and he displays all of the issues that I listed. No idea where to go, no idea what to do, no idea why the thing just happened, no idea why he needs to go there. It's infuriating to watch and I'm convinced it's not an act, but genuine retardation.
 
I'm willing to argue that he's shit at GTA V too.
His issue is relevant to all games, and that is his interface blindness. He is very unwilling to listen to dialogue, read subtitles, or read text elements on the screen.
He doesn't understand why things happen in cutscenes because he doesn't listen to the dialogue or read the subtitles. He keeps asking where the boost button is because he doesn't read the interface and doesn't bother to memorize vehicles. The only "good" he's at in GTAV is because of literal thousands of hours of repetitive training and practice. Outside of this extremely narrow comfort zone, he's got the adaptability and talent of a helpless toddler.


Like, I figured he's merely pretending to be retarded, repeatedly and constantly displaying such behavior in order to drive engagement in comments and from the chat. But I recently checked out a vod of him playing GTA San Andreas for the first time, with only a fraction of the notoriety and audience he has now, and he displays all of the issues that I listed. No idea where to go, no idea what to do, no idea why the thing just happened, no idea why he needs to go there. It's infuriating to watch and I'm convinced it's not an act, but genuine retardation.
I've seen how he plays GTA Online and... Look even with the annoying mechanics GTA Online has, yeah he's dogshit at it and I don't even play that shit.
Most console players have been able to beat his old records too btw, and console is the slower platform to run on as well as harder to get the fastest patch for speedrunning (I'm a nerd about this shit)
I follow GTA series speedrunning and Matt is pretty decent compared to top runners who trump him in almost every way

Just saw the edit, his Vice City playthrough is significantly worse, it's that times 100 and he has the balls to call it bad.
 
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I'm willing to argue that he's shit at GTA V too.
His issue is relevant to all games, and that is his interface blindness. He is very unwilling to listen to dialogue, read subtitles, or read text elements on the screen.
He doesn't understand why things happen in cutscenes because he doesn't listen to the dialogue or read the subtitles. He keeps asking where the boost button is because he doesn't read the interface and doesn't bother to memorize vehicles. The only "good" he's at in GTAV is because of literal thousands of hours of repetitive training and practice. Outside of this extremely narrow comfort zone, he's got the adaptability and talent of a helpless toddler.
Speedrunning and it's consequences on your brain.

Like, I figured he's merely pretending to be retarded, repeatedly and constantly displaying such behavior in order to drive engagement in comments and from the chat. But I recently checked out a vod of him playing GTA San Andreas for the first time, with only a fraction of the notoriety and audience he has now, and he displays all of the issues that I listed. No idea where to go, no idea what to do, no idea why the thing just happened, no idea why he needs to go there. It's infuriating to watch and I'm convinced it's not an act, but genuine retardation.
That's just it, he really is that stupid. Again, he's like DSP. This guy is part of the reason why every game now has a fucking waypoint and tells you in large bold text "HEY RETARD, YOU NEED TO GO OVER HERE!"

I'm not even saying that the old GTAs are hard or anything in my previous post I'm just saying IV is what my muscle memory is built around. The old games have maybe like one or two hard missions that you'd probably only fail once or twice at best. Matt is just a special kind of retarded. Hey, if this Youtube thing doesn't pan out he could get a job as a game's journalist! He sure loves to write essays with no substance to them. You hear that Matt? You may have a career!
 
I actually think Matt is too autistic to hold down a bullshit game "journalist" job. He's simply too retarded and narrow minded to actually engage with things that don't interest him. If you stick him in an article job at kotaku he'll just pump out 1400 pages of writing about GTA V since it's his hyperfixation.
 
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Good thing GTA 6 is on the way.
For once I'm looking forward to the release of this shitty game just to see how Matty will cope, sperg, seethe and sneed.
Also, post fridge photo Matt. If I don't see at least 4 types of aged cheese, two drawers of fresh vegetables, a litre of home-made stock and 100 grams of the below, you're at rock bottom.
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(It's truffle season in Australia.)
 
For anybody hoping Matto will be unable to adapt to GTA VI, it's going to be a lazily shat out new map with the same engine and mechanics. Apart from more beautiful big browns and social awareness neutering the tone of the story and world, I wouldn't expect much to change. I'm sure he'll still complain while he puts in his time though, especially in his first playthrough.
 
Kris Tyson from MrBeast is getting exposed for the lolishit, seeing as how Matt dunked on Sunny and sucked the troon dick, do you suppose he'll make a follow up justifying why defending a tranny pedo is "le good actually"?
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So it seems like after a massive breadtube faggot and commentary sperg dogpile, Sunny V2 must be totally annihilated. He's probably doing horribly. I would bet not a single one of his videos broke a hundred thousand one million views.

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Oh.

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It also appears that some subjects of his videos appreciate the exposure. I bet this fat woman got wrecked by his chud toxic fanbase.
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Never mind.
 
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