Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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AltisticRight said:
You can say you like him but if you want to be taken seriously stop shilling and starting gay slapfights with people that rightfully calls him a fag.
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I dont think you heard me. Dick is a 40 year old man who is too scared to watch horror movies.

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Juju the cow was on pka and his quote at 11:50 would make a good clip to put beside some of his "jokes"
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Holy shit dude hes just straight up admitting PPP was right the "jokes" are him and vito trying to normalize that sick shit. This is insane thank you for this.
 
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Kaumak said:
I dont think you heard me. Dick is a 40 year old man who is too scared to watch horror movies.
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You did it. You found Juju's silver bullet. The man openly defends softcore child porn on Netflix but if we add him being scared of horror movies to the OP there's no way he'll ever recover. Great job.
 
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
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Do you think this could possibly bite him in the ass in some way? That was sarcasm. Dax (who gets pegged while wearing a cow costume) is in dire need of someone to yell "shut up" whenever he says things like that. He seems to think he is invincible or something. Like he can get away with anything. Winning the lolsuit ruined his perception of mortality.
 
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Kaumak said:
I've been seeing the tides turn on Jesse in this thread since his episode the other night. Alot of you are sheepishly admitting hes funny without 100% saying it "well this one episode is good" because you're too scared to be the first one to say it, but Im a man of my word so here you go. I also attached the audio of Jesse going over this clip from a stream in 2020, which I highly recommend because he adds alot of very important context thats just been lost to time. Namely, Denzel dming jesse to say that he didn't care about being called the n word at all and did not agree with people going after Jesse's patreon and also JoelChaco calling in on this episode.. Joel Chaco is/was a cohost of Madcucks podcast, hes there listening to Dick tell everyone to strike down the patreon for the nword and he never mentions any kind of fake madcucks patreon or anything of the sort.


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Can't believe none of you acknowledged this at all. This is legit OP worthy you retards wouldn't know comedy if it hit you in the face.
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Cry more faggot. Jesse only had two funny bits, and they both involved trucks.
 
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I used to like Dick. Thought he was enjoyable for a guy who larped as a dating guru. But then he started to use a mentally retarded girl as some personal whore and started bringing on freaks like Vito. I never wanted to hate Juju the cow but the mother fucker decided defending pedophilia would be epic and based. Not really sad about this, just annoyed that he would ruin his reputation just to piss people off. Would say what a waste but lets be real, the only thing Dick offer the world was getting Maddox legally labeled as a cuck.
 
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Red flaming panda said:
Thought he was enjoyable for a guy who larped as a dating guru.
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One of the reasons he “intentionally” gave bad dating advice is because he didn’t actually have any good dating advice to give. Everyone thought it was a joke because he claimed to be with 80s Girl, a hapa bombshell with giant cans, along with various big titty babes waiting outside his fuck palace/dream mansion at all times. If people knew he was banging Manjaw Marie, a chubby sped with D cups, and escorts posing as newsgirls, people would’ve made fun of him instead, like they do now.
 
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The Hardest R said:
One of the reasons he “intentionally” gave bad dating advice is because he didn’t actually have any good dating advice to give. Everyone thought it was a joke because he claimed to be with 80s Girl, a hapa bombshell with giant cans, along with various big titty babes waiting outside his fuck palace/dream mansion at all times. If people knew he was banging Manjaw Marie, a chubby sped with D cups, and escorts posing as newsgirls, people would’ve made fun of him instead, like they do now.
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Still gave better dating advice then John Mcafee.
>Just go up to a girl and ask her to fuck you.
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