Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[St. Alia of the Knife]

So. Is the consensus that this is pill stream, or no? His pupils do look pinned out in that one pic, and the level of horsesh and rambling incoherence @Himedall All-seeing Waifu details sounds like one of his coke streams.

 

[Harm]

For his sake, he'd better be on something because his brain is cooked if that's him sober.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

And no, I refuse to believe the bible ever endorsed threesomes. I hope God turns Spicer into a smoldering

Nick is barrelling down this path as a cope to give a Potemkin Village appearance that the throuple is a united front for next month's trial. He's convinced the childbearer and the fleshlight that his case is unbeatable and they should count their eggs before they hatch.

Nigga's flown off the precipice and to him, gravity's a gubbermint agent.

 

[Owlbear]

Nigga's flown off the precipice and to him, gravity's a gubbermint agent.

People keep talking about gravity this and gravity that. They don't have the facts. There are a lot of holes in this gravity story, like we know the gravity comes from the Earth but the search warrant is missing the question of how does the gravity get to me. There is no gravity unless it's proven beyond a reasonable doubt in a courtroom. The government has a burden. They need to establish a chain and they haven't done it.

 

[SparselyFarcical]

Apologies everybody, I had a busy day and was away from my PC during the extremely RARE occurrence of a Balldo man stream.

Locals must have changed it's backend infrastructure and no longer allows my third-party download accelerator application to fetch the video file, so I had to use the analog hole to screen record it. WARNING: Video may still be processing, enjoy!

Rekieta Locals Stream 21-07-24

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Nick is barrelling down this path as a cope to give a Potemkin Village appearance that the throuple is a united front for next month's trial. He's convinced the childbearer and the fleshlight that his case is unbeatable and they should count their eggs before they hatch.

Nigga's flown off the precipice and to him, gravity's a gubbermint agent.

Nick is right to see the government as the enemy, but then sometimes you have to compromise with your enemy to get the best possible result, especially when you're the one in the wrong. Nick's pride, arrogance and desperation to keep his pathetic midlife crisis going (and it is pathetic, Lester in American beauty was a pathetic man, as is Nick) is blinding him to reality, and Barnes is taking advantage of that with his insane sovereign citizen level case.

Day One and the judge is going to look at Nick's Lolbertarian style constitutional argument and slap it away, telling him to 'take it up on appeal''. As for disputing the search warrant, you can pull threads of it this way and that but it doesn't change the overall tapestry all that much, any seemingly weak assumptions that were based on circumstantial evidence will just spring back into place because they all turned out to be correct.

 

[200MB]

Him trying to do a Bible stream while screeching at chat to stop judging him for going out with his mistress is incredible.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Yeah sure Nick, I totally absolutely believe that you just don't have the time nor the interest to read your thread here.

 

[Strix454]

Some religious analysis of Nick's latest stream:

Nick's overall message is that nobody has any right to judge him, his actions, what he may have done to his children or to tell him he has ever done wrong. That if you try to judge Nick's actions, that you are deluding yourself and you have far greater wrong things in your own life than anything Nick may have done. You are just hiding them. The sinner is the one who judges rather than the one who does wrong.



- Nick doesn't seem to understand the difference between a "threesome" and "polygamy". The difference in the biblical sense being a marriage to multiple women rather than a hook-up between a married guy and some other guys wife.
- He also forgets that little thing about "adultery" in the ten commandments.
- He mentions David with seeming ignorance. He doesn't seem to understand that David's great sin was taking another man's wife as his own.
- He completely turns the parable of "the Lost Sheep" on its head. The parable is about the religious importance of bringing sinners to repentance. About engaging with the sinner to get them to change. To Nick, the parable is not judging the sins of others and further to support the sinning of others. The Christian is to assume that they are THE bad person or a lost sheep....and understand they have no right to question the actions of anyone else.
- He follows on with the parable of "the lost coin". Again, to Nick the parable is about thinking they are good people and judging others when they themselves are actually hypocritical sinners who have no right to judge anyone else at all. The Christian is to accept that there is no right or wrong. That perhaps the only wrong is in telling someone that what they are doing is wrong. God is telling you when you judge the actions of others (like Nick) that you a "retarded" "downsie".
- Then we come to the Prodigal Son parable. The parable according to Nick is about the "repentance" of the people who have judged the son who has sinned, squandered his inheritance and then come back to his father. Its not the degenerate person who is the sinner but rather those who called him out for doing wrong. "Sin" to Nick is exclusively the act of judging or calling out the actions of someone else. That is the only wrong in life.
- The one lost sheep is "the curious one" who walked away from the judgemental, hypocritical and conformist flock.
- Nick invokes the Protestant idea of reading the bible to understand it and claims that whatever he personally reads in the bible as saying must be the truth.
- He then brags about his personal innovation which is bringing literary criticism techniques and deconstructionism to reading the bible.


Its ironically just the same arguments that Drexel used when he got called for grooming dressed up with bible references. Something to the effect that you people don't have any right to call out Drexel for grooming because if we looked on your internet search history we would find things far worse than anything Drexel did.

 

[Pagan Min]

- Nick invokes the Protestant idea of reading the bible to understand it and claims that whatever he personally reads in the bible as saying must be the truth.

Hey, Nick, maybe you need to reread the Bible a little bit closer... PLENTY of parts of scripture to focus on, but how 'bout looking at John 14:6 -- "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Here's a little clue, Nicky -- there is no such thing as "MY truth" as compared to "other people's truth" in the eyes of the Lord. There's only THE truth. Maybe someday you'll come to realize that & repent for your sins. I seriously doubt you ever will, though.

 

[Chibitzen]

- Then we come to the Prodigal Son parable. The parable according to Nick is about the "repentance" of the people who have judged the son who has sinned, squandered his inheritance and then come back to his father. Its not the degenerate person who is the sinner but rather those who called him out for doing wrong. "Sin" to Nick is exclusively the act of judging or calling out the actions of someone else. That is the only wrong in life.

Why do all his interpretations sound so butthurt? He needs to find loopholes everywhere to treat the emotional pain, Jesus Christ. It'd be far less work to just get over it.

Edit: Aaah yes, he's prepping his Bible verses for when there is a bodycam video. Does his dad not know everything we know?

 

[datura_binge]

Him trying to do a Bible stream while screeching at chat to stop judging him for going out with his mistress is incredible.

1. The bible stream is absurd. 2. HOW LONG is he going to keep thinking people are buying the "this media outlet is shitting the bed" "this app isnt working its not my fault" bullshit. Jesus fucking christ man. At least Ralph can literally blame his shit streams on being in third world motels during torrential storms.

 

[Farsided]

For his sake, he'd better be on something because his brain is cooked if that's him sober.

How could he be sober ?

Not even taking other drugs into account, he used to down bottles after bottles. The motherfucker licked the bottles as not to waste a drop.
Withdrawal from alcohol alone would leave him a pathetic rag on the floor. It would make for an entertaining show at least.

 

[Pagan Min]

Why do all his interpretations sound so butthurt? He needs to find loopholes everywhere to treat the emotional pain, Jesus Christ. It'd be far less work to just get over it.

Edit: Aaah yes, he's prepping his Bible verses for when there is a bodycam video. Does his dad not know everything we know?

Well, not only is he viewing everything through a lens of hedonism & wanton debauchery, but by being a (non-practicing) lawyer, he's quite given to using disingenuous language & weasel words... So, to anyone who isn't a limp-wristed faggot like Nicki Nightshade, of course it'll come across as being more butthurt than his last visit to Pure Pleasure (or whatever the hell the name of that place was)...

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Oh I love Nose’s interpretation of the Lost Son Parable. I already knew it but reread both the KJV and NIV, and here it is in a nutshell.

Spoiler

The son asks his father for his half of inheritance early, then fucks off on his own to a “distant country.” Consider what era this took place in, so communication between family was exceedingly difficult. The father more than likely had no idea what his son was doing during his absence. Then after squandering his wealth and being forced to resort to caring for pigs, he says “Oh dang! I’ve fumbled the bag and seriously fucked up! I was so wrong! I must ask my dad for forgiveness!”

Upon returning to his family he is welcomed by his father who, remember, likely has no idea
what did and did not transpire with the son during his absence. He can only infer what may have happened based on his appearance and repentant behavior. He probably learned more after talking to the Prodigal Son for a while afterward.

There was nothing “judgemental” about the father. The older brother is judgemental and
resentful, but he has a good reason for being that way. He didn’t squander his wealth or engage in any kind of debauchery and chose to remain at home with his family. Why wouldn’t he be upset that his shitass younger brother got a big “welcome home, it’s all good bro” party?

Honestly if anything, people that have “golden child” siblings and/or narc parents can probably relate to this older brother bigtime. Oldest siblings in general probably relate to him.

Consider that the Prodigal Son came to the conclusion he was wrong and “fumbled the bag” on his own and where his life of debauchery took him in the end. Nick is retarded so he didn't or chose to ignore it.

 

[parsnip]

I think he's probably not doing drugs, or at least timing his use so he tests clean. He made a big deal about how he's submitting clean drug tests for the CPS.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Oh I love Nose’s interpretation of the Lost Son Parable. I already knew it but reread both the KJV and NIV, and here it is in a nutshell.

Spoiler

The son asks his father for his half of inheritance early, then fucks off on his own to a “distant country.” Consider what era this took place in, so communication between family was exceedingly difficult. The father more than likely had no idea what his son was doing during his absence. Then after squandering his wealth and being forced to resort to caring for pigs, he says “Oh dang! I’ve fumbled the bag and seriously fucked up! I was so wrong! I must ask my dad for forgiveness!”

Upon returning to his family he is welcomed by his father who, remember, likely has no idea
what did and did not transpire with the son during his absence. He can only infer what may have happened based on his appearance and repentant behavior. He probably learned more after talking to the Prodigal Son for a while afterward.

There was nothing “judgemental” about the father. The older brother is judgemental and
resentful, but he has a good reason for being that way. He didn’t squander his wealth or engage in any kind of debauchery and chose to remain at home with his family. Why wouldn’t he be upset that his shitass younger brother got a big “welcome home, it’s all good bro” party?

Honestly if anything, people that have “golden child” siblings and/or narc parents can probably relate to this older brother bigtime. Oldest siblings in general probably relate to him.

Consider that the Prodigal Son came to the conclusion he was wrong and “fumbled the bag” on his own and where his life of debauchery took him in the end. Nick is retarded so he didn't or chose to ignore it.

It's important to note that the eldest son was rebuked for not being joyous that his brother who was thought gone and lost forever was alive and back. He was seemingly forgiven of everything, but that was not so however, as he squandered his inheritance and no mention is made of getting another. The father told the eldest that he (the eldest) would have everything the father had.

 

[Chongqing]

He really likes the new church he’s been going to

I was thinking about this. Does he have to go to a new church because he doesn't have custody of his kids, and only supervised visits? So seeing his kid at church would be like an unsupervised visit and the state wouldn't be ok with it?

I'm sure he'd feel embarassed to be attending his old church anyway, I just wonder if the state forced him to not go there, or if they could even do that.

 

[datura_binge]

I was thinking about this. Does he have to go to a new church because he doesn't have custody of his kids, and only supervised visits? So seeing his kid at church would be like an unsupervised visit and the state wouldn't be ok with it?

I'm sure he'd feel embarassed to be attending his old church anyway, I just wonder if the state forced him to not go there, or if they could even do that.

If he went to his old church, even if they somehow "accepted him back" it would literally only be seen as a way to taunt them or retaliate for turning him in. Also he would be shunned almost certainly regardless. Honestly I am curious how much of this has bled into the new church.

 

[Hazel Motes]

“The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
An evil soul producing holy witness
Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
A goodly apple rotten at the heart.
O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!”
― Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice