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Birdy Blossom / Azlan T. Bird (@azlan.t.bird), megapost. Where is she now?
is there an update on Birdy Rose/Aurora Bird after her magnificent BPD schpiel a while back?
To begin, @Coo Coo Bird put together a wonderful deep-dive into some of her past, linked here.

Since my last post, here, our protagonist has faced many highs and lows. Her posting history is extensive, so only selected work is presented herein. Additionally, some of her recent videos have been uploaded by other users, so I will simply link them here. Everything below will be chronological.

When we last left off, Azlan / Birdy (/ Tess Aurora Gantz), was "evacuating" her apartment for the second time in a year, feverishly asking the internet what she should do. Prior to this, she had recently begun testosterone again and converted reverted to Islam.

After finding some stability through the comfort of a hotel room (paid for by a friend), she went for a walkabout, manically declaring that she loves being autistic.

Her birthday came and went, with her one wish being money for medical care (video not included; recall last time, she needs brain scans due to mental instability). After she received her first round of scans, she suicide-baited about wanting to be with Allah, as the experience was all too much.

Next comes July 4th, where she declares that anyone who celebrates is eeevillllll. (The end is extra smug)

Once again on a manic walkabout, Azlan declares that she is "not a stray cat." This video is rather skippable compared to the others.

Her mania-posting increases after being granted access to an extended-stay hotel. Why is she so excited, you may ask? Because she can cut potatoes!!! Her arm is now inexplicably injured and in a (DIY) sling.

She is now preparing for her next round of scans, and is looking for advice. Apparently, last time (the event that caused her suicide-baiting above), she had to do three separate MRI sessions, as she could not sit still for the required amount of time. Also, the receptionist is soooo ableist and rude.

After her appointment, Azlan goes on a screed about why she is special and how doctors are not being accommodating to her specific needs. Crying is involved. The middle is randomly about ASL and Chinese food (skippable), but she does reveal that she has a twin sister. Other comments of note: Adderall is her "wheelchair" and supposedly testosterone is not affecting her symptoms (doubt). A very bad day for our protagonist.

Unfortunately, her potato cutting is cut short, as the evil extended-stay hotel tells her she has to leave after she demands maintenance men wear N95 masks in her room. When they refuse, she "barred the door", and freaked out to the front desk, leading to her eviction. This was featured on MATI and posted above, full video linked below. (Thank you @and I must scream, and @The President of Nintendo!)
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I literally said I'd buy them for the staff- and it was only a request for when they come INTO MY ROOM. The maintenance man refused and said he would force himself into my room (worth 2 other very large male employees) if I refused. I barred the door and called in a panic to the front desk- scared. In response? The GM told me she would call the police if I wasn't out in an hour- which I physically couldn't do. Thankfully the angel of an assistant manager convinced her to not to as long as I am actively moving out. I'm collecting the cats right now and then we are driving off- but what we do next? I really have no idea. All I can do is surrender to what God has planned for me, even if I feel lost about what that even is at this point.

We are now caught up to just two days ago, where brave Azlan, our freedom fighter, has found herself in the ER. Video was posted above by @goat sneed, along with the video description.
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What will become of our protagonist? Find out next time, and pray that, inshallah, she shall discover the cause of her mental woes.
 
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This chick is the worst kind of attention seeking whore.

She needs someone to “hold her hand”? That’s something nurses gladly do.

(Though they 100% are on to her attentionwhoring and therefore avoid her like the plague.)

She needs a female doctor? Thought she was a man?! Did she forget that? Or is she so thoroughly socialized as a woman that she doesn’t know that men who ask for a female doctor are (rightly) categorized as creeps and sex-pests.
I'm convinced they get clocked as FtM otherwise these interactions would end much more differently. The fact that she doesn't pass has been her saving grace in these interactions.

The mask thing at the hotel is pure entitlement and control. Here, do this thing just for me, please! People who have the highest status at hotels wouldn't even be able to get away with that shit, let alone pseudo-homeless you who can't afford your extended stay.
 
I apologize if these aren't the greatest pictures but did my best. I'm unsure if anyone here remembers the TLC show "Jon and Kate Plus 8" but one of the Gosselin daughters (Alexis) came out as LGBT and is in a relationship with a pooner named Greysen.

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This is her before and after photos one year after starting T. 11 months in was when she said she got top surgery.
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I'm convinced they get clocked as FtM otherwise these interactions would end much more differently. The fact that she doesn't pass has been her saving grace in these interactions.

The mask thing at the hotel is pure entitlement and control. Here, do this thing just for me, please! People who have the highest status at hotels wouldn't even be able to get away with that shit, let alone pseudo-homeless you who can't afford your extended stay.
Does anyone know where her parents and family are? Their daughter is quickly becoming a female Daniel Larson.
 
A REAL MAN HAS A REAL MANLY PROBLEM!

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Oh noes! Being fetishized by “his” very manly gay boyfriend! Awful!

The post comes with a little piece of very bro-ish self realization at the end.

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“Why are men like this?!” I don’t know my guy! You should know?!
 
Azlan goes on a screed about why she is special and how doctors are not being accommodating to her specific needs. Crying is involved
Autism my ass. This is a drama club narcissist using the language of two separate but equally idiotic schools of activism, the neurodivergent crowd and SJW:s. And X on her supposed mutism, this muppet hasn’t been quiet since 1998.

I deserve the top hats, she pisses me off so much.
 
A REAL MAN HAS A REAL MANLY PROBLEM!

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Oh noes! Being fetishized by “his” very manly gay boyfriend! Awful!

The post comes with a little piece of very bro-ish self realization at the end.

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“Why are men like this?!” I don’t know my guy! You should know?!
“While I do have a breeding kink…”
Good to know the dysphoria isn’t too much for our masculine male dude.
 
What will become of our protagonist? Find out next time, and pray that, inshallah, she shall discover the cause of her mental woes.
The way she speaks, the blatant narcissism, smugness, tone etc. reminds me entirely of a female version of Jeffrey Marsh. I hate her. Really just a terrible person.
 
Maybe all the female staff members were afraid of you, and they sent the only person willing to come in and deal with your bullshit? I'm sure the female nurses/doctors were just dying to deal with some manic pooner going through a breakdown.
Funny thing is, TRAs always use "You should let people use the toilets of their choice because passing FtMs might creep out (normal) women in female toilets" as a gotcha. Aside from that being naïve and stupid, it's notable that pooners do internally understand the importance of sex-segregated spaces (female socialization and all). You never see FtMs campaigning for their community to be housed in male prisons. Even the toilet debate mostly revolves about male troons.
"as a female patient", bitch just log off and find a therapist to process whatever trauma causes you to hate men.
I'm betting our Frankie Muniz impersonator has some male-related trauma (or maybe just pooner insecurities?). This wasn't a gyno exam, this was probably a doctor asking about insurance or what medications she's on and she's having a meltdown about predatory doctors.
What will become of our protagonist? Find out next time, and pray that, inshallah, she shall discover the cause of her mental woes.
I don't get what's with this generation of young adults that decry Christianity at every turn as authoritarian and outdated, then worship Muslim culture or straight-up convert.

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@(The REAL) Jack Torrance
Has she ever confirmed what disability she has? I know she talks about Autism & ADHD, but I still don't get what thing she's getting scans for, what fucks up her arms and why she insists on Covid masks?
 
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I don't get what's with this generation of young adults that decry Christianity at every turn as authoritarian and outdated, then worship Muslim culture or straight-up convert.
Because Christianity is the religion and cultural background to the people who told them "no". It's as simple as that.

It's their Christian or "Christian" mothers, fathers, and older family members who told them/hold beliefs that certain things are perverted, sinful, and degenerate. They want to believe in something and attach themselves to a belief system for whatever reason but also haven't gotten over "fuck you dad I don't want to go to Sunday school!"

A lot of people feel the need to have a spiritual life in whatever form that takes. Why is a different discussion. But because Christianity has been propped up as the Big Bad that dislikes you having fun, they reflexively despise it, even while choosing to be involved in similarly, if not more restrictive religions.
 
Has she ever confirmed what disability she has? I know she talks about Autism & ADHD, but I still don't get what thing she's getting scans for, what fucks up her arms and why she insists on Covid masks?
The main thing she claims again and again is autism, as well as being “severely immunocompromised”, which I find highly doubtful. Based on her post history prior to Covid, I find no obvious mentions of being immunocompromised. She never masked prior to Covid either. I saw this in the comments of a recent video:
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So my guess is she is has in the past claimed that asthma is what makes her immunocompromised?

She has not mentioned explicitly why she needs the brain scans, just that her life is falling apart due to her mental instability, and I believe she is trying to find the root cause (via scans). The arm injury is totally inexplicable as far as I can tell, no mention of cause.
 
Autism my ass. This is a drama club narcissist using the language of two separate but equally idiotic schools of activism, the neurodivergent crowd and SJW:s. And X on her supposed mutism, this muppet hasn’t been quiet since 1998.

I deserve the top hats, she pisses me off so much.

Kek yeah, for an autistic person, she yaps a lot, also since when autism is "cured" by adderall?
She is at worst BPD and at best a drama queen. Can't wait for her thread.
 
The way she speaks, the blatant narcissism, smugness, tone etc. reminds me entirely of a female version of Jeffrey Marsh. I hate her. Really just a terrible person.
Thank you! I've been wracking my brain trying to work out who she reminds me of. It's Jeffrey Marsh! Now I know why she creeps me out so much even though she should just make me laugh.
 
Kek yeah, for an autistic person, she yaps a lot, also since when autism is "cured" by adderall?
She is at worst BPD and at best a drama queen. Can't wait for her thread.
She's a whole fucking Cluster B.
@TismFarmer Yeah, for sure she radiates all the creepy unsufferable shit about him. Her mannerisms are so similar too.
 
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