Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[lightswitchdoll]

I thought it was just one person, and the trick at the time was to click bought elsewhere. It was funny at the time, and even more so her “ruined Christmas “ response because as muslims that family didn’t celebrate Christmas.

Ooh - I wasn't sure who/how they did it, just that there was a really easy way of making it look as though the item had been bought. It was hilarious, although I did feel bad for Fat Amy's kids (still do tbh).

Is that mustache on his teeth?

Oh god. I can't tell if that's mustache or gum disease. It all just blends together. Bleurgh.

There's art too. Meh.

Are they the fans? $25 for those?? Not that she'll ever get a stall but I really want someone to try to haggle with her and her get mad and try throwing out her 'i have 40 years experience as an artist' bullshit. And then they push her off the pier.

Just want to see her get pushed off a pier really.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

The way she's drawn the reflection of the moon on the water looks like shit, it's not a full moon so it wouldn't look like that? So much for being an artiste.

Also when she says "breathe with me" in that first video she looks like she's smelling one of her own farts and really enjoying it. Which is great bc that's exactly what she's doing figuratively there.

 

[FatalTater]

Consider the current US economy.
Look on Amazon for "round hand fans"
Look at Dollar Tree for fans.
Rest easy knowing that Polissa isn't going to make millions from unsuspecting Floridians.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Just want to see her get pushed off a pier really.

She'd finally be in her natural habitat, too.

Edit:

Consider the current US economy.
Look on Amazon for "round hand fans"
Look at Dollar Tree for fans.
Rest easy knowing that Polissa isn't going to make millions from unsuspecting Floridians.

She's going to sit fatly on the pier for fifteen minutes before giving up because she just doesn't have the "spoons" for that much work. Then she will whine and blame others on tiktok for the next several weeks. It's going to be both hilarious and utterly predictable.

 

[Goatchoker]

She'd finally be in her natural habitat, too.

I don’t know why but I got an image in my head of pissa in seal position (Ala Chantal) on a pier selling fans that are flaking off paint in the sun, bonus points, she does it in a mermaid tail.

I really want Florida to happen. It would be glorious.

 

[Trombonista]

I was just wondering, did Josh actually attend The Ohio State University or is he just a fan of their football team?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Are they the fans? $25 for those?? Not that she'll ever get a stall but I really want someone to try to haggle with her and her get mad and try throwing out her 'i have 40 years experience as an artist' bullshit. And then they push her off the pier.

Just want to see her get pushed off a pier really.

I'm imagining the faces on the people that have to read through her application and portfolio and comparing her work to the "forty years of experience" claim. Very "what a story."

Remember, she thinks that she's underselling herself at that price. $25 is for the small too; the large is $30. I would love to know what she thinks the "actual" worth of them are. That commission list she posted last year was epic.

I don’t know why but I got an image in my head of pissa in seal position (Ala Chantal) on a pier selling fans that are flaking off paint in the sun, bonus points, she does it in a mermaid tail.

I really want Florida to happen. It would be glorious.

Polissa once wore a sort of Ariel Disneybound-esque outfit for an art show, complete with crayon red dye job. I could absolutely see her doing that again at the pier if she actually got accepted (which is highly unlikely; her best bet at even getting a table would be amongst a sea of MLM hons at a high school craft fair).

I was just wondering, did Josh actually attend The Ohio State University or is he just a fan of their football team?

He doesn't even have a GED because he failed the math section. He's from Ohio, so he probably feels an obligated loyalty to it because it was technically his home team.

*Polissa is not much better. While she is a high school graduate, she ended up in Job Corps where she spent over a month trying to barely pass a GED-esque test for a certification.

 

[Mayhem]

Polissa Campbell 360 returned for a special Biden Dropout Edition. Despite being seven minutes long, the video can be summed up as "Polissa highly endorses RFK Jr because she is convinced that third party candidates are viable in the US." She also gives the DNC shit for endorsing Biden in 2020 instead of Bernie Sanders, who is more "youthful" mentally. (For the record, Sanders and Biden are roughly the same age-early 80s.)

I‘ve always had the feeling, when Polissa talks about politics, that she’s been told from childhood how smart she is. (And it’s very possible that she’s the smart person in her family, but her family are barely above bog trash.) However, this has fed her narcissism and made her believe that her observations about politics are genuinely interesting and insightful.

I was just wondering, did Josh actually attend The Ohio State University or is he just a fan of their football team?

It would make more sense if Polissa and Josh were Bama fans, since they actually live there. But Polissa can’t follow that crowd, she has to be more intelligent and interesting than everyone else.

 

[scumfuck]

Polissa highly endorses RFK Jr because she is convinced that third party candidates are viable in the US.

Mama Snow is laughing at Pissa.



Lol

 

[Trombonista]

He's from Ohio, so he probably feels an obligated loyalty to it because it was technically his home team.

Where in Ohio is he from, though? If he's not from the Columbus area, then the Buckeyes are not his home team.

 

[Blerg]

I could totally see some tacky bitch from Texas buying these fans, especially if Polissa practiced and got better (or as good as the short, thin line of her natural “talent” will take her). But selling cheap, hand painted fans on a pier is not a career path, and that is not a sentence one expects to ever have to type.

Unless Florida kicks off their carnie/ren fest arc, where these two travel around following the fairs and she (still barely, if at all) sells their stupid bullshit to drunk people with greasy fingers. I would enjoy that a lot. Begging for fair lot costs and gas money while living out of a gross 80s van would be epic as fuck.

 

[Goatchoker]

I could totally see some tacky bitch from Texas buying these fans, especially if Polissa practiced and got better (or as good as the short, thin line of her natural “talent” will take her). But selling cheap, hand painted fans on a pier is not a career path, and that is not a sentence one expects to ever have to type.

Unless Florida kicks off their carnie/ren fest arc, where these two travel around following the fairs and she (still barely, if at all) sells their stupid bullshit to drunk people with greasy fingers. I would enjoy that a lot. Begging for fair lot costs and gas money while living out of a gross 80s van would be epic as fuck.

Oooooooooh I love the ren fair/carnie arc idea.

It would be super duper funny.
That would probably result in murder suicide within 6 months though.

 

[NoReturn]

I could totally see some tacky bitch from Texas buying these fans, especially if Polissa practiced and got better (or as good as the short, thin line of her natural “talent” will take her). But selling cheap, hand painted fans on a pier is not a career path, and that is not a sentence one expects to ever have to type.

Polissa doesn't understand optics. Even if she does improve her fans, even if she does get a space on the pier, she'll be selling them as a fat sweaty hog in the Flordia sun. No one is going to want to come near her.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

New apartment deposit e begging ($2665 goal).




This is on top of the $10,000+ for everything else (plus the Walmart wishlist)

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

"Applicant must have 3 times the rent in total household income before taxes."

So, Piss and J'oh need to show proof that they're earning approximately $48,000/year before taxes. Is that correct? Math isn't my strong suit.
If so:
This is the woman who seeded her own $10,000 grift by "donating" $320 of her own money because she didn't have to pay rent that month.
Bitch better get to paintin' them fans.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

She doesn't want much, does she?

Fucking hell, I so want Floriduh arc to happen, but also I want absolutely nobody to donate to her stupid grabby begging because she absolutely does not deserve any of anyone's money beyond the taxpayer-funded gibs she already gets (she doesn't deserve that either but anyway). Jesus, I'm so ambivalent about all this that I could shit.

@Stroppy Trollop thanks for pointing that out, I was so busy delighting in my MATI that I missed that part entirely. So basically even if donos entirely fund what she's asking for she still won't get the lease because she can't prove income beyond grifting and tugboat, is that what it's saying? Ok, cool. I wonder if she has realised that/if anyone thinking of donating will.

 

[retard strength II]

The forward-thinking and planning capabilities of a 6-year-old.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Lol, she couldn't afford $300/month for her shitshack, how's she gonna afford almost $1400? She probably won't even be able to afford (or maybe even get) the required renter's insurance.

Even beyond the income requirement (which they wouldn't pass anyway) there's no way they're gonna pass the credit/background check. Neither have bank accounts and are constantly late on payments.

Did Joh ever have anything happen with the DV charges? If so, that's a huge red flag there.

And finally if they are e-begging, why are they trying to rent a place that charges $150 in "admin fees"?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

To further complicate things, the Campbells's income is back down to just Polissa's tugboat. Josh got fired, per her newest video. They only have $100 to their name for the next ten days. I'll transcribe if I have the time and/or will to type some form of "I'm falling off the cliff" fifty times. But that's the biggest takeaway from that video: Joh is jobless, they are broker than broke, and Polissa is about to fall off a cliff into despair.

Spoiler: I found the time and will

This is me falling off the cliff. Off the cliff, I've gone!

So the reason I haven't been posting actual talking videos lately, apart from like one or two... Um... Is I'm not okay! And I [don't] see the point! I'm crying, dude! I'm laughing because I'm not okay!

Always been the woman, don't stop pushing forward in life! You keep going! You keep pushing, you keep going! And I've pushed myself further off the ledge! Oops!

Ohhhh, yeah! That's where I'm at. I fell off the ledge. I have become unhoused. I can't find help for my cats. Josh lost his job last week! I can't even save $350! I've got $100 left to last 10 days! The last bit of food will be cooked tonight! I thought of that hundred dollars... Oh! Sleeping on a friend's couch in my 40s! Yeah, yeah! Didn't see that one coming!

...Yep! This is my life. This is me falling off the ledge! And I don't know how to fix anything anymore! Cause I'm, at this point, I'm out of options! Out of phone calls, out of emails. Out of searching! And I'm literally just gripping onto that cliff, just *makes gripping hand motions* gripping! And waiting to fall!

That's what it feels like! I'm waiting! Just the final fall! And when do I let go! Cause I don't know how to stop fighting that! One of those that will hold onto the cliff until my fingers bleed! But here's the deal! Is I'm not healthy! And I can't hold on for long anymore!

Josh lost his job because he called out. He told them when he got hired on that he was not healthy! And he had to call out, and they fired him! *nods* There's that!

How do you put your life together when you fall in this far? You can't pull yourself up without someone reaching down to pull you up! There are no bootstraps! And you sure can't reach it when you're hanging off a cliff!

Have no fear! Mother in law is here!

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

"Sleeping on my friend's couch in my 40s... yeah, yeah... didn't see that one coming."

Is she serious?

Do nothing, act helpless, shackle yourself to an unemployable tard-rager who hit(s) you, expect everything to be handed to you, take advantage of literally everyone around you, act blameless, continue to do nothing, spend a lot of time making wishlists, neglect and abuse dozens and dozens of defenceless animals, fat around, blame everyone for your failures, beg shamelessly, smoke bushels of weed, eat yourself sick, wait for family to bail you out, continue to do nothing, contribute nothing, live in a land of make-believe, declare yourself an artist and renaissance women, act like the world and everyone in it owes you something, consider yourself a special case, act like you're above other people, be a huge bitch to everyone, fat around some more, depend on the kindness of internet strangers and then, plan to vote for Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Yet she didn't see this coming.
So weird.