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newport100s said:
Forgive me, it's hard to keep up with this. What does that mean?
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The Nuclear Football is the term for a special briefcase the President always has that has the nuclear launch codes in it. If the President is incapacitated, the Vice President becomes President temporarily (25th Amendment) and a second Nuclear Football is generated for them while the first football is disabled.

If the Kunt is being taken to pick it up, the Biden's out of action to the point that they're actually admitting it amongst themselves.
 
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C. Cactus said:
I may be out of the loop, why do we think Biden might be dead? Isn't it more likely they're just having him lay low to strategize his narrative after the announcement?
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Him looking frail and weak the last time we saw him (or I guess weaker than he already looks), which was 5 days ago if I’m correct. Also him contracting covid despite getting ze 666 booster shots, and then his brother saying how he may not be “living for much longer”. I just have a suspicion that if he’s not already dead he’s gonna be dead.
 
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In the US our president keeps what is called the "football" aka a device with info to coordinate and launch our nuclear strikes. This is to be carried with the president at all times in the event that we would need to launch an immediate nuclear counterattack. But if Biden is not conscious/alive, he obviously couldn't do that if some emergency came about, and if it ever got out that he was dead and they had us undefended it would be a major shit storm, especially if we got attacked in that time.
Kamala could be going to Delaware to take the Football while they continue to keep Biden's unconscious body/corpse locked away until they cement a game plan
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Hilarious plot twist: Biden watches Red Dawn, and in a dementia-caused stupor, thinks it's a news broadcast and nukes California.
 
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BREAKING: 🚨

Both @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris have declined to oversee the @netanyahu visit to Congress tomorrow.

They are having Senator Ben Cardin @SenatorCardin preside over Netanyahu’s speech tomorrow because Kamala Harris refused.

Biden and Kamala have been arguing internally about the visit all day. They don’t want to be seen with Netanyahu, especially now that Kamala needs to win Michigan and Minnesota.
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take with a mountain of salt. I don't trust Laura Loomer or her dirty bloomers.
 
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C. Cactus said:
He's an old unstable narcissist who was just forced out of a second term of the presidency, they're hiding him because they're giving him time to cool off so he doesn't blow up or act pissed in interviews. Remember, he has been a politician his entire life. There was an interview I read with someone who knew him in his twenties - he was already saying then that he wanted to be President of the United States. Imagine devoting your entire life to something - decades and decades of interviews, schmoozing, lying, speeches, backroom deals, and persona crafting, only to finally get your four years in the spotlight and drop the ball. He has to realize he will be remembered as a bad President, because he was a bad President. For the sake of his ego, he needed those next four years to salvage his legacy. A legacy half a century in the making. But people who stand for nothing don't leave a legacy, that's what he never understood. The men that history reveres are revered because of the causes they fought for, not the mere fact that they held power. Tell me, how many people think about President Warren G. Harding? I certainly don't. I don't know anything about him. That's what Biden will be in 100 years. A footnote. And he knows it.

That's why he's laying low. Maybe he's actually dying, but personally, I don't believe it.
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This is the spicier conspiracy theory imo. Why bother concealing his death anyway? I hope he's spry, fit as a fiddle, fully alert after having recovered from that awful cold, and chained up in a basement somewhere until he agrees that he "endorsed Kamala". I'd like to hear his honest thoughts in the future, should that be the case.
 
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FedPostalService said:
If the “Biden dead” thing was true, you Burgers would be in a MASSIVE constitutional crisis.

It’s retarded that a Bong like me has to point this out, but it would be an actual coup,

It would be easier to say, “the king is dead, long live the queen” and put Kamala in charge.

You can only keep shit like this secret for so long and the fallout of it being found out outweighs the benefits of it being secret.

TL;DR think, you retards
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I agree. The timespan from JFK's assassination and confirmation of Lyndon is a prime example of how fast and smooth the transfer of power is.

With Biden, you are just seeing a federal government that has limited input from the president because he needs his prune juice and nap, leaving his advisors to do the work. It's more akin to a chicken with its head cut off than a malevolent puppet government.
 
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With Kamala not having good chances of winning, I'm going to say that she's going to go all in on the female vote and have Gretchen Whitmer as her VP and hope for the best.
 
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Save the Loli said:
She's at less of a disadvantage than the pants-shitting potato she replaced.
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Is she though? Joetato is A) known to the voters and B) had incumbent advantage. Kamala's been in the background the entire Presidency. Neither of those things apply
Fellen said:
With Kamala not having good chances of winning, I'm going to say that she's going to go all in on the female vote and have Gretchen Whitmer as her VP and hope for the best.
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I don't think Hitmer wants to be on the Titanic
 
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I believe Biden is in some state of incapacitation right now( Because I'm channeling the shizo energy) but at the same time I'm reminded of some moments during the 2012 campaign where the Clinton team were dropping counter intelligence about body doubles in order to make the right wing look silly and downplay real concerns like Hillary Clinton being chucked into a van like a side of beef.
 
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