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mandatorylurk said:
KamalaHQ, the new twiier place for the Biden spin team interns to fail at their jobs, is trying to say Vance has the awkward laugh, with this pathetic example. He just had a nice little joke and him admitting he drinks Mountain Dew makes him much more Appalachian (and a l33t gamer).

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Trump has the Diet Coke boomers firmly in his camp, now Vance is covering the Dew chugging gamers. We just need Barron to start downing Jolt Cola to bring in the code monkeys and we'll have the whole market covered.
 
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tehpope said:
Its been trending on twitter all fucking day.
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I don't have twitter, so maybe I'm out of the loop. I guess instead of small group of schizos saying he's dead, it's a large group of schizos saying he's dead. He's not dead, and the longer time goes on without an announcement of his death, the more certain that becomes.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's more sick than they're letting on though.
 
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HOLY FUCK! . Has anyone listened to Joetato phone-in to the Kamala thing?

I take it all back, he isn't dead, but he has had a massive stroke (by the sounds of it) you can hear him slurring and sucking lips like he's been at the dentist and had local aneasthetic. I bet one half of his face looks like melted cheese.

The worst bit is that he isn't dead, and i don't mean that callously, just that America, as it stands, has a president who is completely incapacitated. I don't know who is playing the part of Joe, but they run the country.
 
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TJT said:
Boys the Clown Car is going to need a nuclear reactor, and the breaks removed. Because fuck it.
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Already ahead of you, I hit up Coop from MEGAS XLR and he upgraded it in preparation.

It may be the cockpit for a giant clown robot now too..he mentioned about that between bites of a Philly Cheese Steak so I couldn't quite catch that bit.
 
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It's Clown World, baby.

Whatever will make the Old Gods of Chaos laugh the hardest is what will happen.

As for the VP, they get saluted sometimes, sometimes not. I've never really been close to salutin' people that much back in the day in an official setting.

But, if that call was Biden, it was a recording and he sounds like a close relative who had a stroke and you could barely understand them because half their face was dead.
 
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Biden just transferred Ukraine decision-making to the secretary of the treasury and the secretary of state.

Source: https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing...rosperity-and-opportunity-for-ukrainians-act/
Archive: https://archive.is/HI9Xf

Memorandum on the Delegation of Certain Functions and Authorities Under the Rebuilding Economic Prosperity and Opportunity for Ukrainians Act​


MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF STATE
THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
SUBJECT: Delegation of Certain Functions and Authorities Under the Rebuilding Economic Prosperity and Opportunity for Ukrainians Act
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including section 301 of title 3, United States Code, I hereby order as follows:
Section 1. (a) I hereby delegate to the Secretary of the Treasury the functions and authorities vested in the President by sections 104(a)(1) and 104(a)(2)(A) of the Rebuilding Economic Prosperity and Opportunity for Ukrainians Act (Division F of Public Law 118-50) (the “Act”).
(b) I hereby delegate to the Secretary of State, in consultation with the Secretary of the Treasury, the functions and authorities vested in the President by sections 104(g), 104(i), 105(c), 105(e), and 105(g) of the Act.
Sec. 2. The delegations in this memorandum shall apply to any provisions of any future public laws that are the same or substantially the same as those provisions referenced in this memorandum.
Sec. 3. The Secretary of the Treasury is authorized and directed to publish this memorandum in the Federal Register.
JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR.
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Secretary of the Treasury: Janet Yellen
Secretary of State: Antony Blinken
 
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C. Cactus said:
I don't have twitter, so maybe I'm out of the loop. I guess instead of small group of schizos saying he's dead, it's a large group of schizos saying he's dead. He's not dead, and the longer time goes on without an announcement of his death, the more certain that becomes.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's more sick than they're letting on though.
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This would be my guess, they're probably saving his strength for one last amphetamine-fueled teleprompter read and then he can rest for the next couple of months and/or expire.
 
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Brahma said:
The idea that the SS are using personal devices and 3rd party apps, "encrypted" or not, it's fucking wild
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Having a phone with Signal installed is basically a requirement for Marines these days. Uninstalling Signal after EAS has become a meme.
FieldPiece said:
I hope we get that but for the 1968 DNC. Total chaos.
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Chicago Burns: Again
In 4k60 Dolby Vision™
 
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What on God's Green earth did I just watch transpire?
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A nigger who can't follow directions pick up a pot of boiling water to use as a weapon against an officer, and then get shot in the face by said officer when she didn't follow basic directions of not putting down the pot of boiling water, which she most likely tried to throw, which will be shown in the bodycam angle we didn't get.

Many such cases, hate to see it.
 
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Lets take things at complete face value.

Joe Biden is dropping out of the race and is endorsing his VP to take his place, and instead of appearing in person to announce this and put the full weight of the bully pulpit behind it..he calls in.

Something happened to him, something bad like at minimum he fell down the stairs and broke his hip.
 
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The difficulty of coordinating a fake live conversation with a pre-recorded message so that it sounds natural is too big of a risk, especially for someone as untalented as Kamala Harris. She would have to memorize his "lines" and speak at exactly the right times to sell it. They would have also had to have him pre-record this video before his death, with the intent of playing it after his death, which is a ridiculous idea. If he was on his deathbed, it's highly unlikely he would be lucid enough to actively participate in a scheme to fool people into thinking he was alive after he passed, and even if he was lucid, I find it hard to believe that he would willingly participate.
 
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