- Joined
- Aug 29, 2018
I'm willing to be persuaded that the Prince of Turds has some kind of misguided affection for the rotting, foul-mouthed behemoth in a wetsuit, and I will even tolerate those who floridly refer to this affection as "love".
But one thing is for sure. He ain't banging her or even getting blown by her. By his choice, not hers. But he was one horny bastard when Kaibella catfished him.
I just felt compelled to point that out before we go too far with the 'love' stuff.
I think he loves having more comfort in terms of material possessions and living space, and since he's got to put up with her anyway, he does his best to get along with her. But the affection is mostly transactional; if she were gone forever tomorrow, I don't think he'd be very broken up about it. He might be bummed at the prospect of having to move back into the bachelor barracks, but I don't think he's going to pine away for her sunny disposition, her feminine charms, or her profound conversations.
But one thing is for sure. He ain't banging her or even getting blown by her. By his choice, not hers. But he was one horny bastard when Kaibella catfished him.
I just felt compelled to point that out before we go too far with the 'love' stuff.
I think he loves having more comfort in terms of material possessions and living space, and since he's got to put up with her anyway, he does his best to get along with her. But the affection is mostly transactional; if she were gone forever tomorrow, I don't think he'd be very broken up about it. He might be bummed at the prospect of having to move back into the bachelor barracks, but I don't think he's going to pine away for her sunny disposition, her feminine charms, or her profound conversations.