The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[FierceBrosnan]

Ah yes, this right here. Indians do love memorization, the wealthier ones hire a dozen tutors for their kids, but many never gain understanding just memorize. That can help you, unto a point, but it sure as hell doesn't teach critical thinking and creativity.

After dealing with too many IT Jeets they really cannot think outside the box to save their lives nor can they follow instructions. One outfit I worked for had their NOC in Mumbai and holy shit it took weeks to get simple tasks completed. Needed the SSID of your WiFi updated? "Yes sarr, please saar, to be the needful complete form *currygibberish*" and then after completing a needlessly detailed request form, you'd get an update in a couple of days, and then after that it would be 2 or 3 weeks before the work was completed and 90% of the time they fucked it up.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

Storytime for the thread: My mother recently got India-pilled.
She works for a logistics firm specialized in handling automotive parts. Essentially they receive the stuff from the suppliers and repackage it so it can be carted directly to the assembly lines and picked out by the workers/robots. It's pretty strenuous work and as you can imagine employee retention isn't great and they're always looking for workers. Turns out somebody in management had a "genius" idea and went over the heads of HR to hire a work team of Indians (10 guy for now) as a test baloon.

The complaints they've been getting from the warehouse floor are exactly what you would expect.
First, they all reek something fierce. The company actually reprimanded people for being unhygienic before so it's only a matter of time before somebody pulls the short straw and has to tell them to actually wash their asses and not eat curry slop all the time.
Second, they actually have a worse discipline problem than the Arabs the company tried employing before. A third of them outright ignores supervisors/team leads/specialists if they're women. And one of them (the king of brown manlets) is hyperagressive to just about everybody.
Third, they already fuck up. They caught one just chucking shit into a box and ignoring the packaging instructions. He actually managed to weasel himself out of that one sadly because it only was his second day.

Everybody hopes they'll end up getting fired soon.

Some Indian nigger immigrant in the US brandishing a pistol gets what he deserved.

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His name was Gavin Dasaur, he was recently married to a Mexican woman and from what I've seen on Xitter etc he apparently had a fucking atrocious driving record and was involved in road rage incidents before. He practically begging for the throat shot that killed him.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Call the health department, bother them like a karen until they do something

Hehe...funny story. Last year my apartment got flooded (and the pajeets, who lost $30,000 worth of stuff) somehow (we're on the second fucking floor, the pajeets are at the 3rd or 4th floor, this apartment is a hellhole) because the skylight in the middle of the building shattered from a branch during a storm. I'll spare you the details of the absolute fuckery that happened because I can go on for a while but the single moment that stood out and solidified my-at the time-growing hatred of pajeets was when I called emergency services. Twice, 911 and 311. Can you guess who picked up both times? That's right, a completely and utterly incompetent and incomprehensible fucking currynigger. It got so bad that I politely (yes, politely) told them I couldn't understand their accent and asked if they could get someone who spoke clear English. First time I got hung up on (yes, emergency services hung up on someone who was in an emergency), second time they put me on their automatic emergency shit. The wrong one. I did not need the police, or maybe I did to throw those dotheads out on their ass and hire someone who was at least fluent in English. At one point one of the fuckers didn't know what word to use so I had to wait on hold for about 20 seconds because he probably had to ask for a English lesson...

There is no timeline or universe where these creatures are anything but "failing upwards" incarnate. All HRs should be abolished. As for the health department, already did...several times, for various other reasons mostly involving the landlord. The breaker nearly set itself on fire so when I hired an Electrician (the building's Electrician probably never had a day's worth of training) and took it out the rent (which the landlord saw as an excuse to make my life in this building worse using whatever legal shenanigans in the book) the Electrician was so horrified over the shitshow he witnessed he gave me a discount. He's now my go-to guy. But hey this is an Indian hate thread, not a Chinese hate thread. Point being, I've called the HD so many times they remember me by name yet do jack shit. I'm trying to be financially stable first before I think about suing anyone (just in case) since even when all the tenants got together to file complaints nothing really happened. Just a few inspections and minor fines...and people wonder why I'm not completely "haha, racism funny" racist but full blown "I hate certain races" racist. If anyone ever see me in or outside the farms being anti-racist, that's not me and I've either been hacked or CIA'd.

 

[DSHK]

Living around beaners both in mexico and in mexican ghettos in america made me racist. Same thing with pajeets, being around them made me hate them

 

[quaawaa]

A Canadian real estate ad (take a close look at Rental Option 3):

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[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

I can go on for a while but the single moment that stood out and solidified my-at the time-growing hatred of pajeets was when I called emergency services. Twice, 911 and 311. Can you guess who picked up both times? That's right, a completely and utterly incompetent and incomprehensible fucking currynigger. It got so bad that I politely (yes, politely) told them I couldn't understand their accent and asked if they could get someone who spoke clear English.

At one point one of the fuckers didn't know what word to use so I had to wait on hold for about 20 seconds because he probably had to ask for a English lesson...

I'm not trying to make fun of your situation in any way and I really feel bad for you, but pajeets are the only ones who don't understand this basic concept: If you get a call at emergency services and the entire call is basically: "OHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!" or just them screaming start to finish. Just triangulate their position using the gov system and send a police car out and have them figure it out because it's obviously serious. You don't even need to speak any language at all to figure that out, animals understand when other animals of different species are in trouble. There's only one thing on planet Earth that would try to get out of it and it's an Indian, "because they technically did their job and tried to understand you and they couldn't because they don't speak english so it's not their problem even though the job requires speaking english because that's racist even though we are taking calls in a country that speaks english that's racist hr please help?" and they want to be lazy. We're literally getting into Idiocracy tier shit here, like the scene where the guy at the hospital is too stupid to even click one of the pre-school buttons to start the help process. They did all the work to make the system but they can't even use it.

(Also, off-topic but I just realized that Idiocracy accidentally predicted troons, look at the lower right corner where I assume the joke problem is they can't even figure out if they are male or not)


Whether the Indians on the other line were self-aware of this or not, what they're actually doing here is weaponizing their jeet-ness to indirectly kill off anyone who isn't a jeet. It's kind of like how some places in Texas and Florida have the spanish text on government road signs as the big text on top and first, and the English is second and all small... in fucking America. Once you let jeets in to your company then they re-create the rat race so that everyone has to do rat-race shit, they create a jeet singularity. Once you let jeets into your country all they do is try to re-create India, whether they are aware of it or not. On a year by year case there is probably a lot of english speakers in your area who died because they couldn't get an ambulance in time. Failing to send emergency services and not even making an attempt to transfer to someone who can help, and just hanging up, should be a felony and jail time, regardless of nationality. But we can't do that because it'd be RAYCISUYM and we have to give them a pass because they're brown and brown is the new current thing race.

 

[Fleece Johnson]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT6YaPn_piA

tldw: The reason why Indians are short is because the bacteria from the feces everywhere stunts growth.

 

[Spaceman Spud]

The train deaths is something I don't understand, and I don't mean the ones where they fall off or get run over because they were clinging to the sides. Indians getting killed by trains is basically a subgenre at this point, probably more than chinese industrial accidents, especially the ones where they're walking while recording themselves AND the oncoming train and still get scrambled. There's claims they walk on the more dangerous side of the tracks to avoid human shitpiles, but wouldn't they still be able to hear or see the trains? Are pajeet trains unusually stealthy marvels of technology?

I've been trying to popularize "train fodder" as a slur for pajeets but my efforts have not yielded results yet.

 

[Lisdexamfetamine ℞]

"/pol/ Australian anon's nature documentary on pajeets"

Warning the video contains raw video of India and what it has to offer the world (drinking cow piss, street shitting, and them being rapists, ect).

I'd unironically rather be inside of a trench in Donetsk for a month than visit India for a a weekend

Remember to report Indians at stores or that are driving Uber for working while being on student visa's !

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

"/pol/ Australian anon's nature documentary on pajeets"
View attachment 6222781Warning the video contains raw video of India and what it has to offer the world (drinking cow piss, street shitting, and them being rapists, ect).

I'd unironically rather be inside of a trench in Donetsk for a month than visit India for a a weekend

Remember to report Indians at stores or that are driving Uber for working while being on student visa's !

Time for me to be the one to not believe a random tidbit and then look it up.

>The "Mount Everest" trash pile is getting so high, it is starting to need flashing warning lights so planes don't crash into it at night, since it is both not a natural landmark and wouldn't appear on maps, and doesn't have lights

Yeah there's no way that can be true.

>look it up
>Not only is it true but it actually involved the Supreme Court of India
>they don't want to put warning lights on it because they'd have to admit there was a problem and also they also actually jokingly call it Mt. Everest to play it off as less of a big deal

*inhale*

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

[kim foxx]

I read somewhere about train deaths being so common because of some famous Bollywood movie where the protagonist walks very close to a train, and it looks really cool, so jeets try to replicate it and ironically make some of the world's best entertainment.

trains are very large, travel in a straight line and move very fast. the combination of those factors make it difficult for human brains to comprehend how close and fast a train is coming until its right on top of you, then it's too late to GTFO.

reasonable countries set rail infrastructure away from where people are because children/the developmentally disabled don't have good enough brains to avoid a deadly incident. india, on the other hand...

 

[Minerva Mink]

After dealing with too many IT Jeets they really cannot think outside the box to save their lives nor can they follow instructions. One outfit I worked for had their NOC in Mumbai and holy shit it took weeks to get simple tasks completed. Needed the SSID of your WiFi updated? "Yes sarr, please saar, to be the needful complete form *currygibberish*" and then after completing a needlessly detailed request form, you'd get an update in a couple of days, and then after that it would be 2 or 3 weeks before the work was completed and 90% of the time they fucked it up.

Yup, they are absolutely inflexible. I have to deal with them both on the IT and finance side of things. It's daunting that how much of corporate cash app, ap etc. are being handled by Indians, either as internal workforce or worse, outsourced service centers. You need precision when working with money, but nah, you get retards who can't even read their emails or figure out common sense things like what currency is for what country.

They simply refuse to learn, adapt or take any ownership. Sure, they are cheap and retarded MBA types and management Jeets only care about that, but that comes at a cost.

One of the reasons I would love to one day leave the corporate environment, I don't want to hear the term "do the needful" ever again.

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

You need precision when working with money, but nah, you get retards who can't even read their emails or figure out common sense things like what currency is for what country.

They simply refuse to learn, adapt or take any ownership. Sure, they are cheap and retarded MBA types and management Jeets only care about that, but that comes at a cost.

Just to give you closure so you at least don't go insane yourself. The exact (and completely true) reason you think they should be hated by management, is the exact reason why they are so obsessed with them. They THINK they are willing, easy, stupid flesh vessels who just blindly do what they are told even if it is wrong. What is actually going on is they just say "yis" to everything. If you're ever trying to determine if someone is paying attention and you can trust them where you work, include a fake bullshit task, if you can push the boundaries without getting fired. IE, shit-test them a little. You will notice that Indians always fail shit tests ie they will just say they did it even if the task you did was purposefully impossible.

Dipshit middle managers think (again, keyword, THINK) that jeets are the perfect solution to their wrong, tort-tier bullshit where they want to take power away from the owner and employees under them and basically everyone, for black-boxing everything ie making everyone go through them and telling them not to communicate with each other. Middle managers think they are buying themselves job security that they can manufacture themselves by going full manhatten project, ie nobody knows what the bigger picture is and everyone is a mostly useless cog in a machine except for one task per person, and if the dipshit middle manager leaves, everything falls apart. This is why you always see middle managers psuedo-quitting and taking unscheduled vacations or whatever like that, to silently and repeatedly "threaten" to show what could happen. Middle managers THINK this works by hiring jeets but, what always ends up happening is, each individual jeet just starts to not do any work and try to gatekeep on their own and then you run into situations where a billion dollar company paying hundreds of millions of dollars in salaries somehow misses their SSL cert needing reissued then their web app goes down. Then corporate comes down and investigates and finally spends 5 minutes and asks everyone basic questions. Nobody can answer basic shit and the token sweaty bald boomer middle manager runs screaming "NOOOO YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME TO DO THAT BUT IT'S ALSO A SECRET AND I CAN'T TELL YOU FUCK YOUUUU SUCK MY ASS" and the next day they just fucking axe the entire department and put a massive amount of job ads online to replace them in a week.

I saw this happen soooooo many times at a clueless billion dollar jeet infested corp I worked at. It's literally useless middle management niggers who don't give a fuck about the company and just see it as a big opportunity to dig in hard and make it impossible to un-fuck their way back to normalcy.

 

[K89H2]

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

I read somewhere about train deaths being so common because of some famous Bollywood movie where the protagonist walks very close to a train, and it looks really cool

If you search youtube for "bollywood train run scene" or something similars you're going to see a shitton of clips of bollywood jeets doing stupid stunts near trains. Like this one

And they all have millions of views.

 

[TheNoseKnows]

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[MG-34]

If Indians are good for one thing, it's ruining facebook. I really wish an internet commentator like beyond the rabbit hole or Tom Dark could explain the culture of Indian people despite to farm likes and upvotes on social media sites. It's not like having high karma on leddit or post with several likes on Facebook can be turned into a profitable endeavor.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

I'm not trying to make fun of your situation in any way and I really feel bad for you, but pajeets are the only ones who don't understand this basic concept: If you get a call at emergency services and the entire call is basically: "OHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!" or just them screaming start to finish. Just triangulate their position using the gov system and send a police car out and have them figure it out because it's obviously serious. You don't even need to speak any language at all to figure that out, animals understand when other animals of different species are in trouble. There's only one thing on planet Earth that would try to get out of it and it's an Indian, "because they technically did their job and tried to understand you and they couldn't because they don't speak english so it's not their problem even though the job requires speaking english because that's racist even though we are taking calls in a country that speaks english that's racist hr please help?" and they want to be lazy. We're literally getting into Idiocracy tier shit here, like the scene where the guy at the hospital is too stupid to even click one of the pre-school buttons to start the help process. They did all the work to make the system but they can't even use it.

Expected an insult, got solid advice instead. Nice.

You don't even need to speak any language at all to figure that out, animals understand when other animals of different species are in trouble.

Indians are less animals and more a mistake of nature, far beyond an animal in a bad way. They'd see an animal in distress and probably think "must shit on it and wear it around my neck."

 

[MG-34]

Indians are less animals and more a mistake of nature, far beyond an animal in a bad way. They'd see an animal in distress and probably think "must shit on it and wear it around my neck."

They'd probably rape it first.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I read somewhere about train deaths being so common because of some famous Bollywood movie where the protagonist walks very close to a train, and it looks really cool, so jeets try to replicate it and ironically make some of the world's best entertainment.

There was one video I saw where a guy completely lost his bottom half, and somehow survived. Like he was just writhing around on the ground, disoriented, with his legs completely gone, and it was just gore below the belly button. I figure the train must have cauterized him in order to not just let him instantly bleed out. Naturally, all the jeets around him were just crowding around with their phones out.

At one point he gets himself upright on his, uh... viscera, and falls right over. Grossest fuckin' thing I've ever seen, but it's a pajeet, and they just seem to be cockroach enough to somehow survive getting chopped in half by a train.

I know Indians are subhuman, but he's literally half the man he used to be.