Containment What If?

[LazarusOwenhart]

What if Chris voted for Trump and Hillary won the election?

Every Time he says "Pmurt" replace it with "YralliH" and you've got it down.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

All right, what if Chris really was a girl?

And I mean he just woke up as a girl.

 

[Marvin]

All right, what if Chris really was a girl?

And I mean he just woke up as a girl.

He'd play with himself for 20 minutes, then get bored and drive to mcdonalds.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was an emperor of the Empire from The Elder Scrolls?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a microwave?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris was a microwave?

A CWC-brand microwave would likely come in loud clashing colors, be made out of LEGO®, and incessantly beep and do nothing if "start" were pushed before crashing into slumber.

 

[ON 190]

What if Chris took a trip to Legoland? Would he ever leave?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris took a trip to Legoland? Would he ever leave?

Yes, once he gets chucked out after flattening half the mini-London in order to put his hideous high school in.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What is Chris was banned from all McDonald's locations?

 

[LAM]

What is Chris was banned from all McDonald's locations?

He will paint Ronald McDonald's arms blue, because his autistic mind now associates "Blue Arms = Grave Insult" kind of like his relationship with the word "Naive." #cwclogic

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was placed under house arrest forever?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

What if Chris was placed under house arrest forever?

Little change. You can mail order Lego and Vidya.

 

[friedshrimp]

Little change. You can mail order Lego and Vidya.

But how will he get his dear McDonalds then... (unless they do home delivery...they don't do they?)

What if Chris got traits from other lolcows? Say, he fell in love with John Silver all of a sudden?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

But how will he get his dear McDonalds then... (unless they do home delivery...they don't do they?)

What if Chris got traits from other lolcows? Say, he fell in love with John Silver all of a sudden?

You're talking about the creation of a Humonculolcow whic as we all know is:

 

[Pop]

What if Chris made a fursuit?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris made a fursuit?

What if Chris is actually a midget dressed in a Chris suit?

 

[InTheSidePocket]

What if Chris was banned from all McDonald's locations?

What if we forwarded this beautiful sentiment to him?

 

[Pop]

What if Chris suddenly had an absolute epiphany and decided to live on as a wholesome and responsible person? How much work would it take him?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Bigfoot?

 

[HotPinayInYourArea]

What if Chris only kept bitching about Mary Lee Walsh for years so people would continue to draw porn of her?