Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[hamsteak]

Nick's theology seems centered around pretending Romans 6:1 doesn't exist, or is just a suggestion.

I just have to wonder.... is any of his ramblings on the Bible coming from an actual place? I can truly see him both believing every word of self-justification he tries to give himself and I could see him trying to desperately use that 3rd rate creative writing degree to just try and con some other the dumber fans back to his banner.

 

[AnOminous]

Honest to god, could you imagine going around EXCITEDLY telling everyone you got cucked by balldo? I'd have committed Sudoku within seconds.

That's the funny thing. Many of us don't know how Aaron somehow ended up as "Steel Toe" despite obviously being a submissive homosexual faggot cuck.

Now we do. But lmao.

 

[AltisticRight]

I just have to wonder.... is any of his ramblings on the Bible coming from an actual place? I can truly see him both believing every word of self-justification he tries to give himself and I could see him trying to desperately use that 3rd rate creative writing degree to just try and con some other the dumber fans back to his banner.

Supposedly he's now attending one of those broad progressive non-denomination churches and he disagrees with the pastor. He's basically exiled himself from the local church, which was also a relatively liberal one from what I've seen.
It turns out liberal or conservative, it doesn't matter. People don't like seeing kids being abused.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I just have to wonder.... is any of his ramblings on the Bible coming from an actual place?

Stercus ex stercore. He has no systematic analysis or interpretation of the Bible. Every thing he says is a post hoc justification for whatever was most convenient to him at that moment.

He is a retard and a slave to his vices.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Well hey now, I do have standards you know!

Hey man, I like your character, but you don't have to lie for us.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Nobody. Feel sorry for that poor dog. Neither of those drug addicts are caring for the poor, suffering, innocent dog.

I'm sure when the state took the kids, Nick killed the dog. When the kids come back, he'll tell them a variant of these stories:
1) without the kids at home to feed it, the dog died. It's the states fault.
2) the state thought the house was too dirty and dog shit in the house was part of it so the state made them get rid of it
3) he hasn't seen the dog since he went to jail and thought the state took it to grandma's house with the kids.

"The government killed the dog, kids."

 

[anionfarflung]

I agree. I don't have the most solid of evidence for this one, but I suspect that Nick's parents are nothing like his grandparents. If they were anything like his grandparents, things might be very different right now.

I jumped through hoops to get this uploaded but it's 444 anyway.
Archiving can't hurt, though.

 

[Major]

With all this talk of Keanu and other irrelevants joining the qover, I am very excited to see the creation of a new middle-aged sex cult and how it will inevitably collapse leaving a trail of human wreckage a mile long. I have my fingers crossed.

 

[thebigdream]

With all this talk of Keanu and other irrelevants joining the qover, I am very excited to see the creation of a new middle-aged sex cult and how it will inevitably collapse leaving a trail of human wreckage a mile long. I have my fingers crossed.

All I ask is that Nick keep it harmlessly funny by ensuring he and Kayla never see the kids again. It gives me nightmares thinking about the state returning them into that environment; having adults with questionable sexual boundaries, neglectful behaviour and drugs in the presence of minors is asking for trouble. Of course that goes without saying, but this advice is for any Nickgers browsing their thread.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Did Nick go swimming when he was in Jamaica?

 

[Lemondale]

It's anime's fault damnit, nick read too much harem mangas, he's doin it in rl.

 

[Chongqing]

I just have to wonder.... is any of his ramblings on the Bible coming from an actual place? I can truly see him both believing every word of self-justification he tries to give himself and I could see him trying to desperately use that 3rd rate creative writing degree to just try and con some other the dumber fans back to his banner.

He's kind of like the Christian version of a Sovereign Citizen.

Who even knows.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Nick is right to see the government as the enemy, but then sometimes you have to compromise with your enemy to get the best possible result, especially when you're the one in the wrong.

It's one thing to regard the government as your enemy and another thing entirely to blame everything that goes wrong in your life on government conspiracy.

Nick is one keybump away from pulling his teeth out with pliers so the government can't hear his thoughts.

 

[Pagan Min]

Nick is one keybump away from pulling his teeth out with pliers so the government can't hear his thoughts.

Oh, pleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASE let that happen... My sides wouldn't just reach orbit from the laughter, they'd reach the edge of the visible universe in record time...

 

[Jungle Strike]

He doesn't have to plot very much. Gavin Mcinnes publicly cut Geno off from any more Anthony Cumia money. The financial good times are over for Geno. Keanu is an up-front onlyfans whore and I can't see her not looking around for someone more financially sound to attach herself to now. Her shift to pro-Nick/pro-April was right around the time that things started falling apart over at Cumia's Compound Media.

An eight-ball would probably be enough at this point to seal the deal with Keanu.

Keanu is an heiress and is likely with Geno as an 'in' into the comedy sektur, a regular supply of drugs (which she could still pay for if Geno is flat broke again), or...she genuinely loves him or some combination thereof.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I had him on in the background one night in 2019, and he did a line about "nobody is perfect, not even Jesus." That made me do a double-take. At the time, he was otherwise putting up the trad dad front, so I thought he just misspoke.

I must have missed that stream, definitely a huge bright red flag. Though it's not outside the realm of possibility that my brain filtered it.

I recall this, and I have been searching for this stream for a long time. He also said something like 'Jesus was just some guy' and NOT the Son of God. If you come across it, PLEASE let me know. I need this clip. I seem to recall it was somewhere near the end of a stream when he was more drunk than usual, but that could be incorrect, seeing as I have not located it yet.

I just have to wonder.... is any of his ramblings on the Bible coming from an actual place? I can truly see him both believing every word of self-justification he tries to give himself and I could see him trying to desperately use that 3rd rate creative writing degree to just try and con some other the dumber fans back to his banner.

I think this is all Nick-original because of his narcissism, but he is re-inventing centuries-old heresy that has been disavowed by most flavours of Christian. A lot of it can be refuted by simple quotation of the Bible text itself.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Supposedly he's now attending one of those broad progressive non-denomination churches and he disagrees with the pastor. He's basically exiled himself from the local church, which was also a relatively liberal one from what I've seen.
It turns out liberal or conservative, it doesn't matter. People don't like seeing kids being abused.

I don’t think he’s going to an actual Church. I think he’s back on insane levels of coke and is workshopping his cult homilies to his Locals before performing it to his throuple.

I don’t think any Priest would allow Nick to be so obviously deranged near their congregation and I don’t think Nick’s ego would let him be lectured to on the Bible by someone who knows more. Nick is starting his own Church.

 

[Yeet Ninja]

If you come across it, PLEASE let me know. I need this clip. I seem to recall it was somewhere near the end of a stream when he was more drunk than usual, but that could be incorrect, seeing as I have not located it yet.

If we really cared we could sweep (lol) through his old streams to download the transcripts to make it easy to search. Though I bet nearly all references to "Jesus" or "Christ" would have an adjacent expletive.

 

[Strix454]

Keanu is an heiress and is likely with Geno as an 'in' into the comedy sektur, a regular supply of drugs (which she could still pay for if Geno is flat broke again), or...she genuinely loves him or some combination thereof.

I've heard this. But it really doesn't add up IMO. She is so "rich" that she does onlyfans and is going to marry a broken-down old guy like Geno. The schools she went to don't suggest "rich". Her grandfather was a banker, but her father was a guy who put on fireworks shows. Geno's panic over losing his Anthony money also doesn't scream someone with big financial backing.
There may be money there, but everything she does in her life these days says "broke whore".

 

[Beltre's Torn Testicles]

I don’t think he’s going to an actual Church. I think he’s back on insane levels of coke and is workshopping his cult homilies to his Locals before performing it to his throuple.

I don’t think any Priest would allow Nick to be so obviously deranged near their congregation and I don’t think Nick’s ego would let him be lectured to on the Bible by someone who knows more. Nick is starting his own Church.

The only "denomination" (used incredibly loosely) I can see accepting him at this point is the Unitarian Universalists. There is one in Willmar. However, I do recall him singing the praises of online church and how lazy it allowed him to be during covid. He's really got his pick of deviant congregations, sexually and otherwise, anywhere as long as they livestream.