US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

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Harvey Danger said:
They're probably going to try for a big reveal in a few days. Biden up and walking, chuckling about something, only speaking for a minute before shuffling off stage. "See? He's fine! All you MAGAtards are conspiracy theorists, this is 100% FACTUAL PROOF that nothing suspicious happened!"
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The scenario could be made into a Woody Allen style dark comedy. Due to a new unspecified threat, the press must maintain a minimum distance of 150 yards away from the president at all times. The president will now only be filmed at a distance through telephoto lenses in poor viability and lighting conditions. The president will only be visible to cameras in profile or in a back of the head view.

See that grainy photo of Biden relaxing in the rose garden just before sunset? Hey, MAGAtards, he's still alive! Biden's hair suddenly slips off to the side, while he's seen entering the presidential limo. You right wingers are seeing things!

The official white house video teleconferences are always plagued by glitches. Blocky, low bitrate video, out of focus cameras, use of still images, objects obscuring the view of Biden's face are constant occurrences. The president appears be taking a long time to answer questions and one time an answer to a question was "500 internal server error Nginx."

The Democrats, media, and big tech all accept Biden's reclusive behavior and inability to appear in a live high resolution video as the new normal. The normies readily accept this new reality.

The president one day appears to be a midget wearing an ill fitted suit. The white house press secretary did it on a dare, and won 20 dollars. The mainstream media agrees only qanon, Alex Jones types think that was a fake president. Google and all social media companies, save Twitter now officially censors any speculation the president is dead and has been replaced by a body double as dangerous misinformation.

The day of President Harris's inauguration, Biden is seen at a distance boarding the Marine One helicopter for the last time, Shortly after liftoff, Marine One explodes over the Chesapeake Bay leaving no survivors. A Russian attack submarine is to blame despite eyewitnesses never seeing a missile trail, plunging America into WW3. The white house press secretary high fives president Kamala Harris. They did it! They successfully pulled off the deception of the century as America faces certain thermonuclear war. Credits roll.
 
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Miang said:
In a sane world, both America's public and its allies would be outraged and horrified that the President is being kept coherent (and perhaps physically upright) by, and making domestic and foreign policy decisions under the influence of, some chimera of undisclosed drug cocktails that have turned his flesh to parchment and extinguished the last light of humanity in his eyes.

In a sane world.

Meanwhile, how is it that an overweight septuagenarian who has mainlined Big Macs and Diet Cokes all his life has better command of his mental faculties, enough that he retains enough awareness of his surroundings to, I don't know, turn his head to look at a chart at perhaps the most correct moment a person has ever chosen to turn their head?

Maybe Biden should have been putting away more American cheese and aspartame all this time.
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Past a certain age, being overweight can increase life expectency. Most old people get sick and lose appetite. If they have some reserves to hold them for a few weeks, they'll bounce back much better than a rail thin old person that will canibalize his muscle and organs.
 
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gran_autismo said:
Coconut Tree. Brat. You're a 50-year-old woman, what are you doing?
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It's really not a good look to be calling yourself a brat. That's a small slur. Even still today women don't like that. Trump's memes called him a gangster and a winner while Kamala wants to be known as the brat who fell out of a coconut tree? It's just too silly to take seriously and a weak image to portray yourself as. Hosntley, WHO wants a bratty girl as even their boss? Not even other women want that lol
 
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mr_negativity said:
The official white house video teleconferences are always plagued by glitches. Blocky, low bitrate video, out of focus cameras, use of still images, objects obscuring the view of Biden's face are constant occurrences. The president appears be taking a long time to answer questions and one time an answer to a question was "500 internal server error Nginx."
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the last bit is believable. he reads all the words on the teleprompter including the cues.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
They never fucking learn, they did the same shit with Hillary and now they are doing it again but hyper mode. You can have a quarter of a billion but if all it gets you is a bunch of tiktok ads of you cackling and getting shit speeches cackling like a she-boon.

They think Trump won on memes let that sink in, they don't understand why Trump won after 8 years.
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Part of Trump’s victory was open source campaigning by 4chan and other shitposters. His message basically got out reach that you couldn’t pay for.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
They never fucking learn, they did the same shit with Hillary and now they are doing it again but hyper mode. You can have a quarter of a billion but if all it gets you is a bunch of tiktok ads of you cackling and getting shit speeches cackling like a she-boon.

They think Trump won on memes let that sink in, they don't understand why Trump won after 8 years.
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Get ready for Kamala appearing on SNL in cringe sketches with whoever plays Trump (since Alec Baldwin may not be available).
 
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Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 said:
"We have President Biden live with us on the phone, good morning Mr. President."

"Who is your daddy, and what does he DO."

"Excuse me, sir?"

"STOP WHINING!"
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"Mr. President where are you at this moment?"

"I'm calling from Springfeel"

"I'm sorry where?"

"SPRINGFEEL.....eight inches, got it in my hand right now and it's getting haaahd think you can handle that?"
 
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Yandex Captcha Solver said:
Looks like they used Elevenlabs AI for Biden's "appearance" yesterday X
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This isn't proof of anything.

Please allow me to explain. I know the technology behind ElevenLabs; it's RVC (retrieval-based voice cloning), and many services and local models use it to voice clone. You can do this with an Nvidia card on your home computer. Not going to PL further than that.

ElevenLabs participates in the industry AI Provenance standard, you would have to analyze the call and find out if they had ElevenLabs' marker in the waveform of Biden speaking. All this guy did was sign up to ElevenLabs, swear that this sample of Biden's voice was his own, then cloned it and made it say what he wanted it to say. It's that easy, it means nothing. Again, anyone can do this with RVC-based models (ElevenLabs is quite good, they simulate a one-shot model though it's actually quite complicated and run it through many epochs and iterations but you don't see that part of it. I won't get into it but one-shot models are the holy grail for voice cloning and right now they don't exist, closest thing we have is shit out of China called GPT-soVITs, even that is still imperfect.)

If he had analyzed the audio from the Kamala video and found evidence of ElevenLabs in the waveform, somehow (which would be difficult since he was on speaker, and I suspect that was why it was done that way, to degrade audio quality) it would be proof. But this is more of a teehee look what I did! OP is just a faggot that generated a sound file.
 
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