Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[St. Alia of the Knife]

I could see him trying to start his own church but he's too dysfunctional

And also too lazy. It is actually hard to imagine anyone lazier than Nick.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I was going to say the Church of Satan, but they have the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth posted on their official website, and Nick would be in violation of three of them:

Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

Do not harm little children.

Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

Satanism sounds really faggoty compared to Satan.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Satanism sounds really faggoty compared to Satan.

Satanism and its ripoff of the Ten Commandments is an attempt by liberals to have a veneer of ethics while pushing sexual degeneracy. It is total faggotry.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I recall this, and I have been searching for this stream for a long time. He also said something like 'Jesus was just some guy' and NOT the Son of God. If you come across it, PLEASE let me know. I need this clip. I seem to recall it was somewhere near the end of a stream when he was more drunk than usual, but that could be incorrect, seeing as I have not located it yet.

I think you mean this one. Nick goes on a rant about how the bible was written for jews and how jesus is just a flawed and sinful human.
Biblesplaining

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[anionfarflung]

Is there a church/religion that would accept his degenerate ass?

Metropolitan Community Church?

 

[AnOminous]

He definitely had a number of moments where the mask slipped. The first one I saw was the weeb wars Dark Souls stream where he got a little too tipsy and started ranting about Vic. He later said he was just mad about Vic not defending himself. It came off like he was seething Vic wouldn't come on his show and I think that was what it was really about.

At the time I saw this as out of character and not as a mask slip, and I think he got a lot of slack for this kind of thing. For instance, I don't even remember anyone commenting on the raccoon/skunk things at the time, and if it did come up here, I either missed it entirely or wrote it off. I've known a fair number of farmers and the concept that sometimes varmints have to be eliminated and you should have a callous attitude about it is not alien to me.

It was his weird tard glee about it that got to me. And I don't even remember it being discussed at the time.

I think the first real mask slip I didn't just let slide came when he screamed at his daughter who had woken up from a nightmare. That was real POS behavior and he'd previously at least pretended to be incredibly patient any time "muh keeeds" would interrupt his sperging. Instead, that specific time (you may remember it because it was actually jarring to see), he literally screamed at her insanely.

I think you mean this one. Nick goes on a rant about how the bible was written for jews and how jesus is just a flawed and sinful human.
Biblesplaining

Just what we need. Biblesplaining from a disgusting, demon-possessed sex pervert. He's like the faggiest cult leader of all time.

I was going to say the Church of Satan, but they have the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth posted on their official website, and Nick would be in violation of three of them:

So as I speculated, even the literal Church of Satan would want nothing to do with Balldo Man.

Satanism sounds really faggoty compared to Satan.

>current year Satanism is pretty much an SJW "religion." Yes, SJW fags somehow managed to make even Satanism worse.

 

[dustnight]

Do not harm little children.

So does that mean the bigger ones are free game?

 

[anionfarflung]

I think you mean this one. Nick goes on a rant about how the bible was written for jews and how jesus is just a flawed and sinful human.

 

[Major]

All I ask is that Nick keep it harmlessly funny by ensuring he and Kayla never see the kids again. It gives me nightmares thinking about the state returning them into that environment; having adults with questionable sexual boundaries, neglectful behaviour and drugs in the presence of minors is asking for trouble. Of course that goes without saying, but this advice is for any Nickgers browsing their thread.

There is a 95% chance Nick wants April to take his sons' virignities.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Satanism sounds really faggoty compared to Satan.

Bro Satan invented faggotry, he is the lord of the Faggots

Satanism and its ripoff of the Ten Commandments is an attempt by liberals to have a veneer of ethics while pushing sexual degeneracy. It is total faggotry.

Literally invented to be edgy and poke fun at Catholcism after LaVey lost his faith.

I think you mean this one. Nick goes on a rant about how the bible was written for jews and how jesus is just a flawed and sinful human.

Okay, yeah, I definitely did not see that one. Nick truly is an ignorant satanic faggot.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I’d like to see Synanon take a crack at him.

Attack therapy would be good for Nick.

 

[Strix454]

I did find an interesting quote from UU Willmar's website. I do wonder what that congregation would think of Nick's behavior.

"This doesn’t mean that whatever anyone believes is fine, since some beliefs are good for us and others are not as healthy."

What that often means in the context of unitarianism is that while just about everyone and every belief is welcome in the church, certain political beliefs and opinions are not welcome. Many unitarian churches these days have been taken over by leftist political activists. And while they would welcome drug addicts or people who believe in medicinal treatment of children with cocaine, you may very well not be welcome if you don't follow the Black Lives Matter agenda, are not in favor of green politics or have the wrong opinion on any number of other political issues.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Literally invented to be edgy and poke fun at Catholcism after LaVey lost his faith.

I think it was more a way for LaVey to make money and have sex with lots of women in the swinging '70s. Which is why I thought it would be the perfect place for Nick. (I always thought their motto was Aleister Crowley's, "Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole of the Law"?) But it sounds like even they would frown on a child-neglecting/endangering, skunk-drowning, serial complainer. Who knew?

 

[Pagan Min]

I could see him trying to start his own church but he's too dysfunctional now to get it up and running.

I think his use of the Balldo already proved he's too dysfunctional to get it up...

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I’m waiting for him to give a shit take on the Good Samaritan. I know he’s going to do it.

For those unaware of what Samaritan means before secularism destroyed its meaning. A Samaritan is effectively an irregular Jew who were at odds with the bulk of Jews at the time because the Jews destroyed their temple (they believed God wanted it at a different location, Samaritans do still exist).

The direct reading and allegory reading are both good. Going into how it’s Christ directly calling out how obnoxious Jewish law can be is the interesting part because there is debate if the Levite and the Priest can help the guy in accordance to Jewish law and technically not defile themselves.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Is there a church/religion that would accept his degenerate ass?

As for all the sexual stuff, there's an LGBT church in my area that's right up his alley. Total social club, and are clearly okay with sexual deviants.

But... would they be okay with the murdering of raccoons in such cruel manners?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Apparently Nick was giving dumb legal advice again.

The killer bit from this:

He (Aaron's lawyer) also has a lot of thoughts on Nick's lack of ability as an attorney. He's heard some of the things April's asked for, knowing that that's (Nick) who's giving her legal advice. Paraphrasing, If this were coming from someone without a lawyer, I think it was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It's sad that this is coming from someone who's getting advice from an attorney. This is embarrassing! She still wants you to sign an NDA- she's been to jail! Her mug shot is public, and she wants you to sign an NDA. You know who signs NDA typically? Guilty people who want to hide something.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Well hey now, I do have standards you know!

And that weak tittied skank does not meet them!

Oh, dear. The bloom is off the rose.

trying to start his own church

I do not think that he is that into it at all. It was convenient once upon a time to act religious, and it provided some kind of cred for the public image he wanted to create and wanted people to believe (and he believes it, too...he's just basically the only one who does now).

But now his pride has been wounded bc his family was a part of a community, and not only did that community reject him personally, but they also sounded the alarm that got him exposed and ridiculed - a narc's worst nightmare...and a practical, unpleasant complication to his life. I'm sure he feels "betrayed"; surprised he hasn't invoked "Judas" somewhere.

And not only did people "do that," but there's no escaping that the faith system itself also does not align with or laud his current commitments, so though he's made some noise about his ohsoedgy radical reinterpretation of Christianity, it's clear he just wants to be able to claim he's ackshually godly and on moral high ground. I agree he wants a belief system made in his own image, and he's highly frustrated that all these inferior billions of people over thousands of years just don't get it, but I don't think it's actually that important to him as a true thing, just as image-burnishing (though I suppose that's all it ever is for a narc, so in that sense it matters greatly). And he's too lazy to build an actual religion, beyond yanking in dimwitted codependents.

The most likely thing for Nick to do is to lie and gaslight his way into some church. His victim narrative and his "I'm the only one who knows the truth but I can't tell you" narrative are already prepared. Coke? All lies. April? She is a battered and abused wife Nick & family took in. CPS are all liars and Nick could prove it if he could only take the stand.

And if that doesn't work, Nick will play the "good man" seeking another chance with them. Things already seem to be pointing in that direction with Nick's new church rolling out "the prodigal son" and "the lost sheep" to welcome him.

Its not as if he cares about the church or its teachings anyway. Its all about pretending for Kayla and pretending for CPS. When the trial is over and he has the kids back, I doubt Nick will ever let any of them near a church again. Or maybe even out in public alone at all for that matter.

Nick thinking on the subject is easy to predict. His mistake in his mind will be allowing too much contact between his cult members and outsiders.

Everyone's talking like churches check IDs at the door. He's not going to be refused literal entrance by some new church, and no church asks for people's life stories before they can attend services (formally join ng can be different).

He wasn't even kicked out of his church - just removed from teaching children and reported in the secular world for what reasonably seemed like potential harm to his children. If he did an honest 180 (he won't, clearly, bc that would involve acknowledging his "sins," which he will not do, neither the sins that have him in hot water criminally and with CPS, nor his sins of arrogance) he'd be welcomed back by his church (individual people might not, but the place would). But he wants it both ways, so suddenly the stupid prudes are not only mean and narrow-minded, but also deluded and stupidly unable to comprehend what he, the smartest person in the room, knows to be correct.

It's funny - he sees himself as a big enlightened fish in a tiny pond of narrow-thinking prudes, as though he's the only person who ever thought of trying to make the big organizations - religion and government - bend to his convenience and preferences. He's a fucking parody.

too dysfunctional now to get it up

Apparently literally true.
*dang it, @Pagan Min, you were there first!

 

[AMHOLIO]

And also too lazy. It is actually hard to imagine anyone lazier than Nick.

I watch Kevin Gibes & other furries who Ebeg, have others drive FOR them, and or get their drugs delivered, so I mean, it's possible.

I think the first real mask slip I didn't just let slide came when he screamed at his daughter who had woken up from a nightmare. That was real POS behavior and he'd previously at least pretended to be incredibly patient any time "muh keeeds" would interrupt his sperging. Instead, that specific time (you may remember it because it was actually jarring to see), he literally screamed at her insanely.

Thank god they're away from him. It will burn forever that the kids know their parents don't care about the kids, but it's better than being kept in the house as a status symbol of success

So does that mean the bigger ones are free game?

*insert random.txt about doxing a kid who really deserved it here*

There is a 95% chance Nick wants April to take his sons' virignities.

I hope his son is better than him and isn't pathetic enough to just accept a whore daddy picked for him. I know no one is getting out unscathed but we can hope the cuck doesn't continue genetically for all of them.

I think it was more a way for LaVey to make money and have sex with lots of women in the swinging '70s. Which is why I thought it would be the perfect place for Nick. (I always thought their motto was Aleister Crowley's, "Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole of the Law"?) But it sounds like even they would frown on a child-neglecting/endangering, skunk-drowning, serial complainer. Who knew?

A lot of lazy people did good building a cult, then did nothing else with themselves other than hedonism. You can see Nick of the Balldo basically did a digital version of it with his streams but then fucked it up by not inviting a bunch of rich people and hot young women to his second house as a compound so they all left since NEETs can still click away. He almost got it, he just fucked up the landing.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I just have to wonder.... is any of his ramblings on the Bible coming from an actual place? I can truly see him both believing every word of self-justification he tries to give himself and I could see him trying to desperately use that 3rd rate creative writing degree to just try and con some other the dumber fans back to his banner.

If by "place" you mean some kind of personal conviction, then yes. It comes from something at Nick's core that defines his relationship to pretty much everything in his life. Nick tries to undermine anything he participates in at every turn including his marriage/kids, his approach to religion/God, society in general and the government in particular.

Consider the following:

FAMILY
Nick entered into marriage with Kayla. Nick payed lip-service to marriage and monogamy only to undermine that marriage with pornography, gay bars, hookers, and swinging to name a few. Some of these were evident even before his downfall in 2022. Nick wanted to teach others that marriage doesn't have to be a prison and taught others to pursue a hedonistic "marriage" that includes having sex with other people. Nick sees it as his duty to oppose the system he had made himself a part of, even if it means treading way out of his depth.

Nick had five children with Kayla and claimed to prioritize them only to have them fall into neglect in lieu of drugs, hookers, swinging, and general self-indulgence. This happened to the same person who had pontificated for years on what it was to be a father and family man. Given how much mask-off Nick resembles offline Nick, one might wonder why he bothered to have so many children at all (spoiler: it was Kayla). In any case, Nick produced and then neglected his children in favor of the hedonistic pursuits that he felt entitled to so that he could prove to himself and his audience that there is life after children. Nick sees it as his duty to oppose the system he had made himself a part of, even if it means treading way out of his depth.

RELIGION
Nick is a self-proclaimed "Christian" who dislikes other Christians who instruct others how to live. In a fit of hypocrisy, Nick feels the urge to tell people in general how to live. Evidently, Nick thinks the best way to do this is by participating as a "Christian" so that he can fall back on the grace that he denies others as he sits in judgement of his alleged peers who aren't as "authentic" as he is. Again, Nick sees it as his duty to oppose the system he had made himself a part of, even if it means treading way out of his depth.

WORK
Nick was a lawyer who undermined the law as defined by a governing body by attempting to play by their rules, thereby lending validity/credibility to the system he wants to overcome. Nick also hated lawtube (which he prided himself on developing) even though he played into some of it's worst aspects like inserting oneself into drama (which he also helped to develop). Again, Nick sees it as his duty to oppose the system he had made himself a part of, even if it means treading way out of his depth.

While doing whatever he possibly can to oppose the order of the day, Nick failed to put sufficient energy into (or otherwise provide) an alternative to the systems he is persistently warring with. Hence, Nick is not sophisticated enough to fight anything based on his own principles, so he must default to using the principles of his opponent against them. In this way, Nick has defined his worldview (and himself by extension) solely by the systems he wishes to overcome, and thus, he will never be free of them. It's the curse of a primarily reactionary mindset and a very juvenile one at that. Very telling, no?

To be clear, questioning or challenging authority with clear purpose can be beneficial when it leads to growth and maturity. Opposition for opposition's sake is rarely productive and more often than not gives way to a misguided/backhanded sense of virtue.

It is also likely that Nick feels joining a given group allows him to make arguments from authority/experience. The reality is that it makes him look even more like a pathetic fool who squandered his life experiences by childishly opposing everything while learning nothing. The fact that Nick considered himself an example for his audience to follow in the above respects just makes him look worse.

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TL/DR: Nick is a non-practicing Christian for the same reasons he is a non-practicing husband/father/lawyer. Nick feels compelled to oppose whatever group he identifies with out of a need to rebel mixed with narcissism and inability to mature as a person.