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Containment What If?
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He would confess his love to her, she would turn him down saying she doesn't date former students, Chris heartbroken once again will place yet another Curse Ye Ha Me Ha on her.
What if Chris tried to get Sonichu into Lego Dimensions year 3 lineup?
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Chris' complex relationship with Mary Lee Walsh leads me to believe that may be partially true.
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What if Chris fell in love...with BARB
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Again I'm gonna go with the whole complex relationship thing. There's a wierd Oedipus complex there. I'm not saying he wants to pork Barb, but there's a big part of him that wants to both BE Barb AND pork a woman EXACTLY like Barb.
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Chris, not recognizing his father in such an advanced state of decay, would attempt to hit him over the head with a shovel, slip on cat shit and wind up bonking himself in the head. He would then attempt to mace Bob Zombie, which won't work, because ahem, zombie, and then attempt to light him on fire with a lighter and his farts as once seen in a Youtube video.
This, being Chris Chan, would result in failure as well, as Chris would wind up sharting himself AND setting his ass ON FIRE, prompting him to run back screaming into his room, smothered in legos and stuffed toys, whilst he hears these familiar words drawing closer and closer....
"....IIIIIIII'M CUUTTING IT DOOOOOOOWN"
This, being Chris Chan, would result in failure as well, as Chris would wind up sharting himself AND setting his ass ON FIRE, prompting him to run back screaming into his room, smothered in legos and stuffed toys, whilst he hears these familiar words drawing closer and closer....
"....IIIIIIII'M CUUTTING IT DOOOOOOOWN"
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What if Chris cheated on Megan with Phil?
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johnnyoffal
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What if Nu-Chris never happened and the golden age of classic Chris lived on
What if Chris did a 180 and underwent a "manly man" arc
What if Barb's death is going to be the catalyst for a total snap and subsequent incarceration
What if people stopped getting troll's remorse over Bluespike
What if Chris's life was a reality show for aliens
What if we find a kid as fucked as Chris somewhere down the line
What if the period of the internet that could have spawned something this beautiful is already long behind us and the only cows left are dAtards, SJWs, and /pol/spergs
What if Chris did a 180 and underwent a "manly man" arc
What if Barb's death is going to be the catalyst for a total snap and subsequent incarceration
What if people stopped getting troll's remorse over Bluespike
What if Chris's life was a reality show for aliens
What if we find a kid as fucked as Chris somewhere down the line
What if the period of the internet that could have spawned something this beautiful is already long behind us and the only cows left are dAtards, SJWs, and /pol/spergs
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xXRonPaul_42020Xx
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What if a long ass fucking time ago in a town called Charlottesville
there lived a humble family, religious through and through.
But yea there was an autist, and he knew just what to do.
His name was young Christine and he refused to step in line
A vision he did seeing playing LEGOs all the time
He wrote a tasty comic and all the planets did align.
"Oh the JerkOPs balls were blazing when I stepped into Gamestop
and sprayed their fucking pickles with a long and shiny mace.
T'was I who slayed the JerkOPs sing fuckalie oh fuckaloo.
and if you decide to fuck with me then I'll complain on Youtube.
Gotta freeze my sperm in the autist zone.
Gotta poop myself in the autist zone.
Gotta beg for money in the autist zone.
Gotta fuck a blow up doll in the autist zone."
"You disobeyed my orders why where you ever born?
Your step brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more.
This internet place is a horrid thing, I'll cut it from its throne.
You'll become a mindless puppet! Kiwifarms will pull the strings!
Your heart will be corrupted, and chaos it will bring!
You're grounded for a week with no Sega games
Your bringing shame to the family name!
Look in the mirror if you need to blame!"
"Sonic can you hear me I am lost and so alone
I'm asking for your guidance, won't you come down from your throne.
I need a tight compadre, who will make me forget I have a cock.
My father thinks you are stupid, but man his LEGO figures in my sock!
Internets not evil its magical and rad,
I'll never be an autist if I'm stuck here with my dad."
"I hear you dear young Chris Chan with your opinion full of cock
But to be the future LolCow secret sites you must unlock.
You must create a comic strip
Starring me and Pikachu and a love Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest.
In the community college Piedmont You release your issue one
You will meet a strong enemy, who will deny you my son.
To tame the evil Walsh Witch, you will post on the ED
You'll become the greatest autist, now go young Chris and faiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllll."
So he ran from fucking Charolettesville with Love Quest in his heart.
To meet a nice young lady, white, Christian boyfriend not.
T'was destiny his failur, the pleasure our laugh.
Lahahahahauuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
Lahayanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanaugh."
there lived a humble family, religious through and through.
But yea there was an autist, and he knew just what to do.
His name was young Christine and he refused to step in line
A vision he did seeing playing LEGOs all the time
He wrote a tasty comic and all the planets did align.
"Oh the JerkOPs balls were blazing when I stepped into Gamestop
and sprayed their fucking pickles with a long and shiny mace.
T'was I who slayed the JerkOPs sing fuckalie oh fuckaloo.
and if you decide to fuck with me then I'll complain on Youtube.
Gotta freeze my sperm in the autist zone.
Gotta poop myself in the autist zone.
Gotta beg for money in the autist zone.
Gotta fuck a blow up doll in the autist zone."
"You disobeyed my orders why where you ever born?
Your step brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more.
This internet place is a horrid thing, I'll cut it from its throne.
You'll become a mindless puppet! Kiwifarms will pull the strings!
Your heart will be corrupted, and chaos it will bring!
You're grounded for a week with no Sega games
Your bringing shame to the family name!
Look in the mirror if you need to blame!"
"Sonic can you hear me I am lost and so alone
I'm asking for your guidance, won't you come down from your throne.
I need a tight compadre, who will make me forget I have a cock.
My father thinks you are stupid, but man his LEGO figures in my sock!
Internets not evil its magical and rad,
I'll never be an autist if I'm stuck here with my dad."
"I hear you dear young Chris Chan with your opinion full of cock
But to be the future LolCow secret sites you must unlock.
You must create a comic strip
Starring me and Pikachu and a love Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest.
In the community college Piedmont You release your issue one
You will meet a strong enemy, who will deny you my son.
To tame the evil Walsh Witch, you will post on the ED
You'll become the greatest autist, now go young Chris and faiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllll."
So he ran from fucking Charolettesville with Love Quest in his heart.
To meet a nice young lady, white, Christian boyfriend not.
T'was destiny his failur, the pleasure our laugh.
Lahahahahauuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
Lahayanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanaugh."
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What if there was a second great flood and god chose Chris to build an ark