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No matter what she eats or how much of it, the lympedema will give her swelling!
It's all water weight!
Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion
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It's all water weight!
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Holy shit, that guy needs a raise. She really doesn't know how to interact with people in a normal way. Goddamn Anna, let the man do his job and for the love of everything that is holy don't mention your nether regions ever again to this or any other human.
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That guy probably gets hit on by land whales daily; sadly, he is likely used to it.
No one BUT a large, burly man would be able to lift whale extremities all day for custom fat massage suits, and the yeasty, sweat sodden sea cows are gagging for human touch. He was the perfect hire.
Obviously, his role is to finish the sale, get all possible upgrades sold, and get the fuck out of Dodge before the beasties realize they got got. Poor Anna does not realize that he was never going to share his personal contact information with her, because he is not interested.
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I need to keep a better watch on threads she is more likely to exagerate there now that shes hiding.
Anna is now bordering on pretending to be a cancer survivor.
Looks like she started to not be able to get brands thus this new munchie arc.
Now she says the flare ups are due to her period and alcohol.
Anna is now bordering on pretending to be a cancer survivor.
Looks like she started to not be able to get brands thus this new munchie arc.
Now she says the flare ups are due to her period and alcohol.
ghjoigcbn
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Someone please, please do an attack On titan edit.
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Why doesn't this fat asshole ever feel any shame? She should be totally embarrassed by this. Why isn't she mortified by the self-inflicted atrocity of her body, her cringey grade-six-got-a-crush-on-you vibe, her completely inappropriate and unprofessional behaviour toward this poor bastard--plus, all the completely see-through lies she tells on a loop?
It's incredible to me that she doesn't feel bad about anything ever. What is that? Is it social media? People just turn on their camera and let 'er rip with all the shit you should keep private--they just let it all hang out with zero fucks given to decorum, standards of decency, what's acceptable, etc. Not to be too much of a crotchety old bint, but come on. A little bit of shame is good--it keeps loud, un-classy slobs like Anna from constantly shoving her candy juicys in everyone's face. Feeling a bit of embarrassment is also good--it stops people like Anna from being an entitled, obnoxious tard to everyone she encounters in public. Feeling mortified lets people like Anna know when she's overstepped others' boundaries and has pissed them off or, more likely, grossed them out.
But not Anna. Nope! She just gets to behave like a selfish pig with complete impunity--fuck other people, social norms and any and all rules. Then, couch it in being a fun fat girl and you're above reproach. AND! You can make tons of money doing it, too.
I dunno... I don't want people to feel toxic levels of shame because that's bullshit and is very harmful. But a little bit of shame keeps people on their toes and guides acceptable behaviour and serves the greater good. In Anna's case, where she feels zero shame about anything ever, it's actually kind of scary. She's very calculating. She wants to get a rise out of everyone, she demands all the attention good or bad. It's gross.
TL;DR:
This blow-up fat-suit try-on has been the closest thing to sex Anna has ever had. So glad she documented every sensual second of it for the world to see.
It's incredible to me that she doesn't feel bad about anything ever. What is that? Is it social media? People just turn on their camera and let 'er rip with all the shit you should keep private--they just let it all hang out with zero fucks given to decorum, standards of decency, what's acceptable, etc. Not to be too much of a crotchety old bint, but come on. A little bit of shame is good--it keeps loud, un-classy slobs like Anna from constantly shoving her candy juicys in everyone's face. Feeling a bit of embarrassment is also good--it stops people like Anna from being an entitled, obnoxious tard to everyone she encounters in public. Feeling mortified lets people like Anna know when she's overstepped others' boundaries and has pissed them off or, more likely, grossed them out.
But not Anna. Nope! She just gets to behave like a selfish pig with complete impunity--fuck other people, social norms and any and all rules. Then, couch it in being a fun fat girl and you're above reproach. AND! You can make tons of money doing it, too.
I dunno... I don't want people to feel toxic levels of shame because that's bullshit and is very harmful. But a little bit of shame keeps people on their toes and guides acceptable behaviour and serves the greater good. In Anna's case, where she feels zero shame about anything ever, it's actually kind of scary. She's very calculating. She wants to get a rise out of everyone, she demands all the attention good or bad. It's gross.
TL;DR:
This blow-up fat-suit try-on has been the closest thing to sex Anna has ever had. So glad she documented every sensual second of it for the world to see.
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This was SO bad. Anna was beyond thrilled a man that is close-ish to her league, is in her apartment AND touching her AND engaging like he is. Her narc supply got very fulfilled that day.
That guy is going to laugh and play along with whatever cringey, gross thing Anna says or does, because he wants that big commission check. She is desperate enough, and rich enough, that he could sell her the top of the line model and all the upgrades if he "flirts back".
Then her disappointed, "Oh fuck what did I just do" face at the end. I really hope she just blew $5,000 or however much it cost on a piece of useless junk that isn't returnable.
Anna is definitely the type to pretend like the machine is broken, or like she can't figure out how to put it on or set it up, and call Fat Bearded Sales Dude over and over to "Fix it".
That guy is going to laugh and play along with whatever cringey, gross thing Anna says or does, because he wants that big commission check. She is desperate enough, and rich enough, that he could sell her the top of the line model and all the upgrades if he "flirts back".
Then her disappointed, "Oh fuck what did I just do" face at the end. I really hope she just blew $5,000 or however much it cost on a piece of useless junk that isn't returnable.
Anna is definitely the type to pretend like the machine is broken, or like she can't figure out how to put it on or set it up, and call Fat Bearded Sales Dude over and over to "Fix it".
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I think Anna does feel shame; her body is a testament to the fathomless levels of self-loathing Anna has for herself. There is no greater illustration of how Anna feels about herself than the excess 450 lbs she will carry until it kills her.
But I take your point. I guess the question is more like “Why doesn’t Anna process (X emotion here) like a normal person?” And it’s a good question.
Among deathfats, Anna isn’t PWT like the Slatons, Polissa or Evie. She’s not a low IQ witless follower like Juliana. She was raised fat, middle class and Mormon, all of which should’ve contributed to her if not totally understanding social norms at least getting checked by other when she stepped outside of them.
I’ll leave the heavier armchair psych to more perceptive kiwis like @Angry New Ager or @Barbarella, but my impression is that Anna was likely neglected as a kid. She was the youngest of three; for all we know she was an oops! kids or a marriage saver kid. It sounds like her mother and sister’s illnesses (real or munchie) sucked up much of the family’s energy and Anna was sort of left on her own as a result, similar to fellow deathfat Jaimie Weisberg who grew up with two sick siblings.
Like a lot of motherless/neglected girls, Anna seems to have missed out on some crucial socialization; she got the ridicule for being the fat, unfashionable nerd, but never got the how-to for resilience and self-reliance. When she didn’t want to deal with high school anymore, she became an exchange student and then finally just flat dropped out. So something went awry during her formative years.
She had a chance to break out in her late 20s when she dropped to her lowest weight, but then something happened to halt that progress too. My guess is career shit that we don’t have the full details on. It caused her to stop blogging for nearly a year (circa 2014-2015), and there was no mention of the successful weight loss arc after that.
Since then it’s all been a downward spiral.
Like a lot of motherless/neglected girls, Anna seems to have missed out on some crucial socialization; she got the ridicule for being the fat, unfashionable nerd, but never got the how-to for resilience and self-reliance. When she didn’t want to deal with high school anymore, she became an exchange student and then finally just flat dropped out. So something went awry during her formative years.
She had a chance to break out in her late 20s when she dropped to her lowest weight, but then something happened to halt that progress too. My guess is career shit that we don’t have the full details on. It caused her to stop blogging for nearly a year (circa 2014-2015), and there was no mention of the successful weight loss arc after that.
Since then it’s all been a downward spiral.
thejackal2
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She could have just gotten the BF experience from some poor man whore around Austin for 2K.
You see this shit and you realize how horrifically flirty and sexual she was with the Jamaican workers. No shit the room service guy thought you wanted more than just a burger idiot.
TheCakeIsALie
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Let me just say, chlorine levels have to be maintained properly or you can get bacteria like E. coli. The only way to know is to test it and who knows if that pool is properly maintained
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Blue Banana
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She’s so obnoxious, she made him stop to record her three times during the fitting. How much of this appointment was taken up by her yelling cringy jokes at him and forcing him to participate in her content?
She gets him to take a video of her posing with the bottoms on; he tries to play along and makes a joke about her “bandana” (lol) clashing with the outfit. In response she immediately reaches to take it off and says sorry, and makes him wait for her to put on a different scarf (again, during a medical appointment), which is hideous as well. Also, I hate her stupid “quirky girl” faces.
She screeches to him about the pants “inflating in the nether regions” and makes him film as she struggles on the couch and laughs at herself alone. This time he’s not making jokes or laughing along, and you can see the annoyance in his face when he realizes she’s started filming him again as he’s trying to do the rest of his job.
She gets him to take a video of her posing with the bottoms on; he tries to play along and makes a joke about her “bandana” (lol) clashing with the outfit. In response she immediately reaches to take it off and says sorry, and makes him wait for her to put on a different scarf (again, during a medical appointment), which is hideous as well. Also, I hate her stupid “quirky girl” faces.
Why would any of her followers ask for this guy’s contact info? She's trying to seem less desperate in front of him after he didn’t give her his contact details, but she lacks any social skills to see that he’s just being polite and trying to do his job. He looks visibly uncomfortable when she says they’re having fun because they’re both weird, and she agrees with herself before he reluctantly says “Yeah.”
She screeches to him about the pants “inflating in the nether regions” and makes him film as she struggles on the couch and laughs at herself alone. This time he’s not making jokes or laughing along, and you can see the annoyance in his face when he realizes she’s started filming him again as he’s trying to do the rest of his job.
I wish we could see how she customizes her drink order. How many pumps of syrup are in this fucking cup?
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Well, from her original blog: she thought she was the light of the Citibank NYC HQ for putting googly eyes on the office plants and other, equally immature and annoying "quirky" MPDG shit that no VP should ever, ever do. It was clear almost immediately to her superiors that she was absolutely unqualified and needed a stern talking to about appropriate office behavior at a minimum- and to figure out how to fire her ASAP without getting sued over a potential lawsuit for muh fat discrimination.
I'm sure being booted from her cushy corporate VP gig, and then from a short stint as a Creative Director in London, was crushing to her ego. But instead of dusting herself off and learning how to human via therapy and emotional self improvement, Anna first decided all she had to do was out-exercise her gluttony, and then adopt I'M A BIG GORL IN THE BIG CITAYYYY attitude, tripling down on her worst aspects.
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She so got scammed it doesn't even fit and she bought all the pieces/upgrades.
Dr. Armchair
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That fat suit fitting sequence of stories is pathetic. The cadence and pitch of her voice is so embarrassing. Squealing and screeching with excitement because another human being is interacting with her. Christ she must be a lonely person.
And you can tell that she was never socialised properly by the way that she doesn’t understand how to make a joke. She seems to understand that humans can say things to each other to induce laughter but has no idea how to actually formulate one. She just says unfunny, or average things and starts forcing out a laugh in the middle of it. The people around her have to pretend to laugh. Or she repeats her ‘joke’ until the person acknowledges it, she did it with the suit thing repeating ‘fancy pants’ in that stupid way a few times. It drives me nuts.
I used to think Anna was smarter than a lot the other death fats (Slaton’s, Chantal, J Aprileo) but now I just think she’s less of a complete retard but still stupid - the others are just really stupid. In particular, when she talked about how she always got caught up in trendy weight loss fads (and her retarded behaviour when she worked a real job.) Anyone with half a brain knows if it sounds too good to be true, it likely is but Anna doesn’t. She’s thick, and I don’t just mean her gargantuan thighs.
And you can tell that she was never socialised properly by the way that she doesn’t understand how to make a joke. She seems to understand that humans can say things to each other to induce laughter but has no idea how to actually formulate one. She just says unfunny, or average things and starts forcing out a laugh in the middle of it. The people around her have to pretend to laugh. Or she repeats her ‘joke’ until the person acknowledges it, she did it with the suit thing repeating ‘fancy pants’ in that stupid way a few times. It drives me nuts.
I used to think Anna was smarter than a lot the other death fats (Slaton’s, Chantal, J Aprileo) but now I just think she’s less of a complete retard but still stupid - the others are just really stupid. In particular, when she talked about how she always got caught up in trendy weight loss fads (and her retarded behaviour when she worked a real job.) Anyone with half a brain knows if it sounds too good to be true, it likely is but Anna doesn’t. She’s thick, and I don’t just mean her gargantuan thighs.
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It was shit like this (and likely worse) that had Sprinklr offering Anna “quietly resign and go away” money for alleged inappropriate behavior at work.
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Pressing F HARD for the gynecologist hit by the smell of this pachyderm opening its legs. Ain't enough peppermint oil in the mortuary, or enough crack cocaine on the south side of Chicago to be able to deal with that.
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Anna posted this a couple hours ago.
I have trouble archiving when I'm on my mobile, so if someone could jump on that, it'd be appreciated.
I have trouble archiving when I'm on my mobile, so if someone could jump on that, it'd be appreciated.
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