Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[kazuhiro]

Two bewhiskered ladies.

Spoiler: Clothed moobs, but nothing NSFW

Phone calls.

Elon Musk.

Politics.

He had thoughts about Harris yesterday, all too dim to capture, he has this today.

Consume.



And a repost.

 

[Godchu]

I like how he tries to be so subtle, but it's so blatantly obvious he's squeezing his moobs together in those pics.

How out of shape do you have to be to sweat while playing video games? How does that even happen?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Elon Musk.

We're never beating the "it's a religion" charges this way.

Politics.

In which Kevin forgets he's a communist and argues that minorities should have rights the collective cannot violate.

 

[FinnSven]

Kevin is just a living sexist caricature of women and lesbians.

He is like a badly written newspaper strip in the vein of Blondie, without any of the nuance or substance.

Phone calls.

Okay, why do so many people today hate talking on the phone? Especially millennials and gen z?

It’s frustrating when one needs to get swift clarification of something, but they only insist on sms and take ages to get back.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Two bewhiskered ladies.
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Spoiler: Clothed moobs, but nothing NSFW

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Phone calls.
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Elon Musk.
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Politics.
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He had thoughts about Harris yesterday, all too dim to capture, he has this today.
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Consume.
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And a repost.
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It's kind of nice that Kevin gets so much joy from his tits, unlike his transformers that don't even get opened. For once he made a wise purchase.

The novelty hasn't worn off and that's pretty nice for him, as they will be extremely arduous to lug around if /when he's bored of them.

Also i did not recognise (?) him(?) in that picture with the cat on the bed. He looks a different style of syndrome with the dumb glasses off.


@Godchu idk about sweaty but I have given myself a ringing in my ear when I went to bed from clenching my jaw all night playing metal gear solid..
But I can imagine Kevin's vidya pit has loads of various computers covered in gunk, fans absolutely screaming, blasting out loads of heat and he just sits there tolerating it.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

Okay, why do so many people today hate talking on the phone? Especially millennials and gen z?

It's a sudden unexpected social interaction that puts them directly on the spot where they have to improvise and socialize on the fly. The phone call is an unpleasant relic of "meatspace" - a method of connection dripping with stress and angst for today's avid turn-based communicator. There is no opportunity to curate one's image or edit one's response. It's a zoomy-zoom zoom to the anxiety moon.

 

[FinnSven]

It's a sudden unexpected social interaction that puts them directly on the spot where they have to improvise and socialize on the fly. The phone call is an unpleasant relic of "meatspace" - a method of connection dripping with stress and angst for today's avid turn-based communicator. There is no opportunity to curate one's image or edit one's response. It's a zoomy-zoom zoom to the anxiety moon.

How many times do I have to say?

"We need another Nam."

I know the little shits are not up to military service, that is the whole point. They need a good boot camp followed by a gritty meat grinder and horrific situation to wisen them up.

Young Kevin should have been grabbed by his ear, given a good short back and sides and a close shave with a cut throat, hosed off, and thrown into a do or die training situation with no phone to call mummy.

That would have sharpened him up and put all these retarded ideas out of his head.

Admittedly there would be no milk. Or maybe there would be more if he, like Penny, Trooned out even harder once back on Civvy street.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

My 9 year old nephew looked over and saw the cute cat— but then said “what does that guy have in his nose?”
Hahahahahahahaha—— without his glasses & bleached out blonde hair, KevKev looks more masculine than ever.
Fucking moron.

 

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My 9 year old nephew looked over and saw the cute cat— but then said “what does that guy have in his nose?”
Hahahahahahahaha—— without his glasses & bleached out blonde hair, KevKev looks more masculine than ever.
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I swear Kevin has the unique ability of making me feel like he's invading my personal space just by posting an image of himself. I don't know if it's how his selfies are always too close or his camera is too high-quality and captures every unfortunate pore and pock mark.

But seriously. Get close to whatever display you're looking at so around half of your vision is the screen and click that thumbnail. You'll feel a chill in your limbs telling you to pull your head back from disgust when Kevin is that close, even in image form. I've felt disgusted from seeing a selfie from other greasy creeps before, but Kevin somehow digs even deeper into the uncanny valley and causes a visceral reaction.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

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Read the OP for the first time then jumped to the most recent page to see what's up with this dude right now and this image jumpscared me so bad

 

[kazuhiro]

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

Full-size images.



Getting there was quite the odyssey.

Michael/Jen is getting surgery while Kevin is away buying robots.

Suddenly, patient confidentiality becomes important.

Other stuff.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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Ooof. He's not just doing the classic tranny side shave to make his hair appear thicker, but also the Tony Reed thing where he tries to hide balding with pushing a chunk of hair behind the ear (Tony Reed enjoyers will know what I mean by this). At least he's not gotten to the point where he applies a massive amount of hair gel to get it to stick I guess...

 

[break these cuffs]

Ooof. He's not just doing the classic tranny side shave to make his hair appear thicker, but also the Tony Reed thing where he tries to hide balding with pushing a chunk of hair behind the ear (Tony Reed enjoyers will know what I mean by this). At least he's not gotten to the point where he applies a massive amount of hair gel to get it to stick I guess...

Why waste money on gel when he can just use his natural grease? It's not like his hair get's washed outside of a salon. Kevin is very eco-conscious like that.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Kevin forehead update:

A moonscape is developing.

 

[AssignedEva]

If it wasn't for the side shave he'd have what the kids call a "fuck ass bob"

I've never seen someone with half a bob before. I get he was probably aiming for something like this

but I think Kevin might have legitimately invented a brand new hairstyle. Just a really terrible one.

 

[Poonocchio]

If it wasn't for the side shave he'd have what the kids call a "fuck ass bob"

That forehead still... but actually looks so much better!

 

[CreamBunny]

The cat hair and dandruff really stand out on all the black shirts he wears. Wasn't he wearing this same one a few days ago? Ah, who am I kidding, we know that thing hasn't seen a wash cycle since he got it in the mail and likely won't be seeing one anytime soon. It's especially gross when you take into account that he's been bragging about how sweaty his implants are.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

You gotta find some slightly different words for this phenomenon, or Kevvie is going to start claiming he menstruates. Ovulation is when he buys Transformers, and the luteal phase begins when he finishes unwrapping them.

Bruh I got some bad news for you.

 

[a hapless toad]

He's such a moronic Millennial. The original album was released 30 years ago on CD, LP, and cassette. It wasn't just because of the "resurgence of vinyls like a decade ago".

Debut album, also known as "The Blue Album".

Pressing information:
Vinyl

First Pressings (1994)
Black (UK Standard)
Black (UK Full Body Artwork)

Second Pressings (2001-2002)
Black (Japanese Repress)
Black (UK Remastered)

Third Pressings (2012)
Black (Remastered)
Blue Marble (Remastered)
Blue Solid (Remastered)
Blue Translucent (Remastered)
Test Pressing

Fourth Pressings (2016-201
Black (Remastered)
Blue Marble
Pink

Fifth Pressing (2020)
Blue Marble (Target Exclusive)

Sixth Pressing (2022)
Black (Remastered)

 

[Flamin Park]

It's a sudden unexpected social interaction that puts them directly on the spot where they have to improvise and socialize on the fly. The phone call is an unpleasant relic of "meatspace" - a method of connection dripping with stress and angst for today's avid turn-based communicator. There is no opportunity to curate one's image or edit one's response. It's a zoomy-zoom zoom to the anxiety moon.

I just find it awkward because you don't have any of the usual cues of body language etc and it just doesn't feel like a very natural way to talk, also I'm kind of stuck just holding a phone unless I want to try and do tasks one handed or hold it with my shoulder and neck. It just hits a big pause button on life and you're kind of just stuck there until the call is over. Also I spend a lot of time on the phone in work and the last thing I want to do is phone calls when I'm not being paid for it. I'd much prefer to just speak to someone face to face or use WhatsApp or email, vocal conversation really doesn't carry over well when you can't see the person you're talking to

However I would prefer to talk to kev over the phone as opposed to face to face as he is fat and smelly and I would not have sex with him. Also god bless that hair stylist who has to work with him, you can tell she's tried to give him an age appropriate, sensible hairstyle for a woman in her early 40s despite kev blathering on about side shaves and he/him dykes and whatever. That's someone with a good heart. Of course in true lolcow style, he still looks ridiculous