🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[UCantCCPMe]

A bed with no bed sheets. Imagine the smell.

Fourth commandment of Animalism:

No animal shall sleep in a bed... with sheets*

*"with sheets" added postscript

 

[Lidl Drip]

Spends all his money as soon as he makes it. Good job Ralph, very Aryan.

Well he did also say that he's a nigger in the same stream. Imagine dining at a fancy restaurant and you see this wigger wearing his best baseball cap, shorts and sneakers with compression socks, eating food for 3 all alone while scrolling his phone. It's just sad.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Imagine being an irrelevant pillpiggy with quadruple tits in a foreign country trotting around sampling mediocre food and posting it to Xitter like a fat Karen, accompanied with obviously fat Karen text and fat Karen trick angles. How sad.
Which best restaurant is this now? It's like every venue he visits is the best. It's almost like he's desperate and stress-eating. What a fat grotesque retard pig goblin abomination.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

with quadruple tits

Grow some tits, for your tits *Metokur anime music*

 

[lester]

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That 20 dollar burger looks like someone let loose on that thing. Ralph ...food posts are not your thing...let it go. Stick to pointing at stuff while covering them chins.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Good to see the pillstream money is burning holes in his pockets already.

Could've turned it into a positive by maybe squirreling some away for a rainy day or your beloved progeny™, but alas being a wigger with sub-zero impulse control always takes priority.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So piggy goes to one of the most upscale steakhouses in the area and orders a $21.34 (us) burger rather then a steak?


Probably got sat in the back so his leper looking face and arms didn't scare the regulars

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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Dining alone and taking a pic of a group at another table says to me he didn’t have an exquisite night.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That burger looks like a shart burger to me. Ralph definitely shit his pants moments after leaving the restaurant.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Is that plate in the background yet another attempt by Ralph to try and tease another Pantsuela, as if they're a Smash Bros character...

You know, because he will end up physically attacking them.

He posted this around midnight Merida time. Pills, booze and cheese sticks - living like a King. His weight loss journey seems to be over, fat hobo Gunt is back.
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Most people who lose weight will regain it in about 5 years, he looks to be on the way... In Ralph's case I think most of his excess calories in recent years are due to his alcohol intake - I think sobriety is out the window now for some time.

I remember the girlfriend prior to Fai Fai, that crackwhore from ED, said he didn't actually eat too much he just never stopped drinking. Mind you, she didn't look like a healthy guru either so maybe she had no clue what she was looking at...

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I remember the girlfriend prior to Fai Fai, that crackwhore from ED, said he didn't actually eat too much he just never stopped drinking.

I'm pretty sure Ralph is incapable of cooking for himself, even instant ramen noodles is beyond his comprehension.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I'm pretty sure Ralph is incapable of cooking for himself, even instant ramen noodles is beyond his comprehension.

Oven pizza and microwave meals are likely his limits when cooking, if he can even bring himself to do that.

I think what confirms Ralph can't cook for himself is the fact this braggadocious nigga used to regularly try and flex on people because he was eating the culinary delights provided to him by Pantsu and FaiFai.

He tried to boast about a chicken salad sandwich served on a paper plate provided to him by his child bride.

Pantsu was a somewhat of an upgrade, but the most she ever really posted was a chicken breast or some salmon. In fact she tried to rag on Faith for the sandwich by bragging about the chicken breast (literally dunking on a highschool graduates cooking ability). What seems to have eluded both of them is that putting meat and fish into the oven for 20 minutes and checking it is cooked through doesn't make you a good cook. It's literally the simplest shit going.

Anyway, point being, if Ralph was cooking anything he would be posting about it saying shit like "you ain't neve ate this good aylawgs. I just made some chicken nuggets from a bag, you don't get chicken nuggets in New York harry."

 

[Rage Pig]

Oh, look who's making empty threats again, it's the pathetic pigmonster.

Edit: Also vague posting like the little bpd girl he is on his other account. What a fucking loser.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Oh, look who's making empty threats again, it's the pathetic pigmonster.
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Edit: Also vague posting like the little bpd girl he is on his other account. What a fucking loser.
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Burn something down already Ralph. We've been waiting for years for you to burn something down other than your own life.

The forum has gotten rid of a ton of its problems, Jim is making money like he did back in 2016, Warski and PPP have people begging them to go on their show, Nick Fuentes is frolicking with gays and trannys like he always has and the list goes on and on. The only blood enemy who has managed to fuck up his life is Nick Rekieta but he did that after you started gargling his balls again.

However, I do think that by doing more drugs on livestream while shaking that grizzled pile of pig flesh will someday own everyone. Keep it up.

 

[There She Glows]

Oh, look who's making empty threats again, it's the pathetic pigmonster.
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He couldn't even burn down America First and now he begs on his knees for Nick's attention after groypers went into his chat and threatened to rape his infant daughter.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ah yes, fear the little benzo-addicted man in another country with no savings account or friends

 

[AncientPhosphur]

By “burn it all down” he means taking a handful of Xanax and zonk out on stream while muttering to himself

 

[Mynameisdark]

By “burn it all down” he means taking a handful of Xanax and zonk out on stream while muttering to himself

Fee Fi, Fo Fum. I smell the stink from an unwashed bum - The Sleeping Giant

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

By “burn it all down” he means taking a handful of Xanax and zonk out on stream while muttering to himself

A great philosopher once asked the question, if Ethan Ralph hollers at Harry and Pantsu and they don't watch his streams... Did he really holler at them at all?

 

[Cad an Hell]

Oh, look who's making empty threats again, it's the pathetic pigmonster.
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Edit: Also vague posting like the little bpd girl he is on his other account. What a fucking loser.
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Man to be a fly on the wall for whatever legal shit is happening right now. I wish we had a MNPublicRecords for this case!