🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Rage Pig]

Man to be a fly on the wall for whatever legal shit is happening right now. I wish we had a MNPublicRecords for this case!

POV: A fly on the wall of the pigsty.

 

[Raven-621]

Hit me with clocks if I’m late & gay here, but isn’t this fat faggot oinking about “snitch behavior” the same one who squealed out “ARREST HEEM ARREST HEEM!” to the police in Portugal lmao?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Hit me with clocks if I’m late & gay here, but isn’t this fat faggot oinking about “snitch behavior” the same one who squealed out “ARREST HEEM ARREST HEEM!” to the police in Portugal lmao?View attachment 6229329

And at Killstream Kangpin 1.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Hit me with clocks if I’m late & gay here, but isn’t this fat faggot oinking about “snitch behavior” the same one who squealed out “ARREST HEEM ARREST HEEM!” to the police in Portugal lmao?View attachment 6229329

Yes. He also was so assured that interpol would track them down and they'd be brought to justice.

To be fair, interpol did track Cog down and decided that his life was far worse punishment than anything they could slap him with so let him keep going.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Hit me with clocks if I’m late & gay here, but isn’t this fat faggot oinking about “snitch behavior” the same one who squealed out “ARREST HEEM ARREST HEEM!” to the police in Portugal lmao?View attachment 6229329

He may have more success in the court that Rekieta, but this fat pig is still a complete retard.

It's doubtful that anything Aaron said could have brought these charges forward. A spiteful ex saying she was in possession of the drugs is hardly going to stand up in court.

I'm no Minnesota Lawyer but generally laws in Western countries surrounding drug possession either talk about physical or constructive possession. It's the difference between knowingly having drugs in your pocket, or in your bedroom.

So why would the police bring these charges now? Well, Rekieta initially lied in interview and claimed that April was the live in nanny. Meaning the drugs weren't in her possession. That has probably changed given it's clear as day she isn't the nanny, and was actually cohabiting with the Rekeitas.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Did Ralph pop a pill for each one?

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Hit me with clocks if I’m late & gay here, but isn’t this fat faggot oinking about “snitch behavior” the same one who squealed out “ARREST HEEM ARREST HEEM!” to the police in Portugal lmao?View attachment 6229329

This is also the same guy who took a picture of Andy Warski's passport and sat on it for several years in case he ever wanted to dox him.

That's pretty treacherous even by snitch standards.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

This is also the same guy who took a picture of Andy Warski's passport and sat on it for several years in case he ever wanted to dox him.

That's pretty treacherous even by snitch standards.

The crazy thing about Ralph is that by his standards that is pretty tame.

One thing lots of people sleep on, and which he recently called Bibble a snake for releasing, is that after FaiFai ran away to the insane asylum in DC - because he released revenge porn of her - Ralph planned to keylog all her devices, to impregnate her so she wouldn't be able to accuse him of abuse, and to keep her in line.

He admitted this all to Bibble, stating he didn't even love her anymore and it was all to make sure the revenge porn accusations went away. Bibble recorded and released it - I think it was during the last pill-stream circus in early 2023.

Whatever you think of Faith, the fact that Ralph planned to do that is just complete insane psychopath shit.

He's an evil, evil pathetic manchild.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The crazy thing about Ralph is that by his standards that is pretty tame.

One thing lots of people sleep on, and which he recently called Bibble a snake for releasing, is that after FaiFai ran away to the insane asylum in DC - because he released revenge porn of her - Ralph planned to keylog all her devices, to impregnate her so she wouldn't be able to accuse him of abuse, and to keep her in line.

He admitted this all to Bibble, stating he didn't even love her anymore and it was all to make sure the revenge porn accusations went away. Bibble recorded and released it - I think it was during the last pill-stream circus in early 2023.

Whatever you think of Faith, the fact that Ralph planned to do that is just complete insane psychopath shit.

He's an evil, evil pathetic manchild.

I am always very weary of using the term "evil" to describe people because truly evil people are very rare to come across but I do believe Ralph is an evil person. He's not evil in a cool super villan way either he's evil in a "guy who hits wife and abuses his children" type of evil.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The crazy thing about Ralph is that by his standards that is pretty tame.

One thing lots of people sleep on, and which he recently called Bibble a snake for releasing, is that after FaiFai ran away to the insane asylum in DC - because he released revenge porn of her - Ralph planned to keylog all her devices, to impregnate her so she wouldn't be able to accuse him of abuse, and to keep her in line.

He admitted this all to Bibble, stating he didn't even love her anymore and it was all to make sure the revenge porn accusations went away. Bibble recorded and released it - I think it was during the last pill-stream circus in early 2023.

Whatever you think of Faith, the fact that Ralph planned to do that is just complete insane psychopath shit.

He's an evil, evil pathetic manchild.

speaking of bibble, has he been lynched yet

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I am always very weary of using the term "evil" to describe people because truly evil people are very rare to come across but I do believe Ralph is an evil person. He's not evil in a cool super villan way either he's evil in a "guy who hits wife and abuses his children" type of evil.

He's just a nasty piece of work who enjoys inflicting pain on people, and controlling them to his own perverse ends.

I refuse to believe a man who can never admit fault when it's plain as day, and can be recorded threatening to physically assault - even kill - his wife in front of their infant daughter, has the same emotions as normal people.

Unlike many other pieces of shit, who grow up and mellow out, lose a parent and change their outlook on life, or have kids and reprioritize - all of these events seemingly haven't changed Ralph one tiny bit. He's irredeemable, and in a just world would be banned from interacting with any of his progeny - left to fuck human trafficked hookers with the peanuts flicked at him from the gallery as he melts his brains on xanax for our entertainment.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I am always very weary of using the term "evil" to describe people because truly evil people are very rare to come across but I do believe Ralph is an evil person. He's not evil in a cool super villan way either he's evil in a "guy who hits wife and abuses his children" type of evil.

Ralph isn't evil, he's a petty little mean girl like the kind that we used to avoid in high school. Men tend to want to throw down, physically fight it out, while women tend to lean towards reputational warfare. That's Ralph, a low T little girl that is quick to attack women when he's scorned and will immediately jump to accusations of impropriety. His level of toxic femininity is off the charts. It's time for Ethan to just give up this whole grift, troon out and be his real authentic self.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Ralph isn't evil, he's a petty little mean girl like the kind that we used to avoid in high school. Men tend to want to throw down, physically fight it out, while women tend to lean towards reputational warfare. That's Ralph, a low T little girl that is quick to attack women when he's scorned and will immediately jump to accusations of impropriety. His level of toxic femininity is off the charts. It's time for Ethan to just give up this whole grift, troon out and be his real authentic self.

Any guy who'd abandon his pet in a hurricane to go to a place he could have brought them to is evil in my eyes.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ralph isn't evil, he's a petty little mean girl like the kind that we used to avoid in high school. Men tend to want to throw down, physically fight it out, while women tend to lean towards reputational warfare. That's Ralph, a low T little girl that is quick to attack women when he's scorned and will immediately jump to accusations of impropriety. His level of toxic femininity is off the charts. It's time for Ethan to just give up this whole grift, troon out and be his real authentic self.

Yeah the guy who doxed Metekor's oncology doctor out of spite, groomed an 18 year old girl and basically kidnapped her from her family, drove drunk with his daughter in the back, told his mom to go take an uber to dialysis, harassed and threatened many peoples family members, abandoned his disabled brother in a care home to rot away, swatted multiple people isn't evil he's just a mean girl come the fuck on man. Ralph IS evil.

 

[Bixnood]

What a cry baby faggot. like this fat albino nigger cares about his keeds.
She doesn't want you arround because of how much of a fat pill popping alcoholic faggot you are and that's saying a whole lot because the whorse is a pedophile

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Suffa hog!

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Any guy who'd abandon his pet in a hurricane to go to a place he could have brought them to is evil in my eyes.

Yeah the guy who doxed Metekor's oncology doctor out of spite, groomed an 18 year old girl and basically kidnapped her from her family, drove drunk with his daughter in the back, told his mom to go take an uber to dialysis, harassed and threatened many peoples family members, abandoned his disabled brother in a care home to rot away, swatted multiple people isn't evil he's just a mean girl come the fuck on man. Ralph IS evil.

Even if he is I refuse to feed his ego and say it on the Farms, which I know he reads. Ralph thinks he's Tony Soprano, he's not even Tony Danza. He's a bitch that uses bitch tactics and until he stops acting like a teenage girl, that will remain my position on Ralph.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

For a moment there I thought that was an old crybaby tweet because I swear that I've read it before.

Ralph, we all listened to the audio where you threatened to kill the fictional horse. We all know you leaked nudes of the horse. We all know that you told everyone that you paid a Mexican man to fuck the horse in the ass in front of you, lord only knows why.

Why in the world would she owe you anything dude? The only reason nobody trusts you is because you've fucked over everyone you've been able to. It would be funny if the irony of the "don't trust anyone" shit wasn't lost on you, but it definitely is.

Looking forward to watching PPP make 100 subs reading this out with his Ralph impression.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

All quiet on the Merida front

But on a serious note Piggertits is a devil who lives in hell (a Mexican crack shack). He deserves to suffer, given his various sin(s). All we can hope for is that his children are safe from the monstrous and abusive rage pig.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

DTA This is a thought experiment. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental and unintentional. Fictional writing is still not illegal. Imagine you were at your lowest point, or at least one of your lowest points. You hadn't heard a word from your wife in over a month and a half. You're clean, but you're a lifelong chronic drug abuser. Every day, you send a message...sometimes a long one...and you can see on WhatsApp that they read it. One time, you can even see that they are online at the same time as you. All they have to do is say one word, any word, really. Instead, they let you hang. This person gave you kudos for saving their life. They credited you with helping them discover themselves as a woman, as a mother, as a person. They told you that you saved them from the worst horror imaginable and that they wouldn't know where they would be without you. Yet, they tell you nothing of your child. They tell you nothing of themselves. For 60 days, during the most perilous time of your recovery, they leave you on read without a word written back in response. Not only that, but they also send their attack dog on Twitter to spread the most vicious lies about your deceased family, your life, your relationships...and you say nothing. These are known lies, by the way. Your wife knows for a fact they aren't true. There is no intervention, however. No words spoken in public in your defense. Just the wait for the inevitable collapse by you, which, of course, happens. You're an addict, after all. You want to hold on, but you give in. One sign that they cared could have changed everything. By the way, it may have changed nothing. But you will never know now. A cascade of calamity proceeds to unfold, as the attack dog knew it would. Yet one word from the person who said they would die for you, who said they were your soulmate, could have changed the course of history. Perhaps they were afraid. Maybe they were cowardly. Some part of themselves possibly even enjoyed the torture you were going through, seeing it as getting even for the times you had done them wrong, which were many. It's possible, and even probable, that they were bought off with cash and other incentives. What does that make them, though, if true? Then, over a year later, you still hear nothing about your child, much less from them. They hide behind bogus mechanisms designed to silence the person, you, that they credited with saving their life. The person they pledged their life to, actually. The person who gave them another literal life to cherish and take care of. What would you call this kind of person? That's not to say you're perfect. You clearly aren't. You've done a lot of bad things, including to them. When the shit hit the fan, though, they left you for dead. When things were good, even great, they were happy to be on your arm, soaking up the rewards and the attention. Now? They cut you out of your child's life. At any moment, they could change course, yet they refuse. How do you explain a person like this? Cruelty on a scale that is unimaginable to me personally. I wasn't raised that way. These sorts of tactics are foreign to me. I remember Steve Austin said "Don't Trust Anybody." I used to think that was a cool saying back when I was a kid. Now, I think it's, for the most part, the way to live. Because a person who could tell you all that and treat you in this way...you were a fool for trusting in the first place. You truly are better off not trusting anyone. A great WWF shirt, and an even better life slogan.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that when May tells Ralph that he 'saved her' and 'helped her discover herself as a mother and a woman', she's just grateful that she now has more to do in life than goon to anime child porn with her tranny boyfriend. It has next to nothing to do with Ralph himself.

There are real things that pop up in marriages that can put strain on the relationship. Maybe the breadwinner of the relationship loses their job. Maybe you lose your house in a hurricane, earthquake or other natural disaster. Maybe one of your parents dies. Maybe your child dies or your wife has a miscarriage. Maybe you fall and get paralyzed from the waist down and now rely on your spouse for everything. These things all happen, and it's generally considered bad form for a spouse to leave you because of these things. These are things that should bring couples together, not drive them apart.

Being a self-admitted lifelong chronic drug abuser is not one of those things. You're not entitled to other people's sympathy if you create your own problems. Especially if, by your own admission, you did hurtful things to your spouse. When it comes to your own shitty behavior, there's nothing keeping your spouse around except for their own patience. If you're able to dazzle them with gifts and fancy things, sure, they'll ride it out for a little while, but they won't stay, because that's not love. You can't blame them for not cultivating a growing relationship when you've been salting the Earth with your own awful behavior and refuse to take accountability for it.

The funniest part for me is him trying to say that this is all totally unexpected and foreign to him when this is the second time this has happened. Ralph should know by now that he's a deadbeat dad and a shit parent. He never contributed anything to his children other than money which was mandated by the court (and which he's behind on paying). Why should his baby mommas keep him in the lives of the kids? He didn't even change his kid's diapers. He never took turns waking up in the middle of the night to soothe them when they cried (probably for the best, since he would've ended up shaking them to death). Even his buddy Rekeita thinks Ralph's a shit parent, and his daughter tested positive for cocaine!

This inability on Ralph's part to accept any accountability is very womanly and bitch-made. Sad! Pathetic!