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[Frofo Baggis]

Was he expecting the dogs to adhere to gender woo or something? They know a human male when they smell it.

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The comments are also full of cope. They think HRT will make them smell like a woman.

 

[Necrosan]

Was he expecting the dogs to adhere to gender woo or something? They know a human male when they smell it.

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Imagine caring about what a fucking dog thinks of your transition, holy shit.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Imagine caring about what a dog fucking thinks of your transition, holy shit.

Troon probably thinks he will 100% pass one day and be living stealth and some bigoted dog will be the one thing that gives him away. Joke's on him, of course, since he'll never pass and social 'passing' is an Emperor's New Clothes situation anyway. All the dog would do is give everyone else the excuse they needed to finally come out and say what they really think inside and snigger at him a bit.

 

[Jacques1194]

TIM creates a discord bot that "corrects" his co workers whenever they "misgender" him in the server. Also lol at the "Makes her feel sad." What a baby.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Guess who's not going to get a decent reference when he tries to get a new place?

That's what narcissists invariably fail to take into account when they boast about how amazing and brilliant they are with schemes like this. They might have won a battle, but they've destroyed valuable allies in the process... and the insane thing is that they never seem to realise why.

OT, but this is how people end up homeless and it's only one facet of why I'm not sympathetic to that population. The vast majority of nu-homeless, addicts or not, are complete assholes who will burn every bridge. Otherwise they'd have a couch to sleep on while they get their shit together.
Absolutely no foresight from this troon. Oh, neat party trick! Then when they get thrown out they'll cry transphobia.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Might be a repost but this is the funniest tranny freak out I've seen in a while, especially when the wig comes off (wait for it)

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https://old.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/1eap1tv/its_maam/ (Archive)

This was originally from Reddit. Well, I can see that thread being locked and OP being hit by the ban hammer. Gross tranny!

 

[chiobu]

Was he expecting the dogs to adhere to gender woo or something? They know a human male when they smell it.

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The comments are also full of cope. They think HRT will make them smell like a woman.

reminds me of the classic post on a dog being scared of men hahahahaha

https://archive.is/BCPPK

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Was he expecting the dogs to adhere to gender woo or something? They know a human male when they smell it.

The comments are also full of cope. They think HRT will make them smell like a woman.

I think more than caring about male or female, dogs have a keen sense for when a person is potentially dangerous and has a bad aura about them. The dog doesn't care that you're actually a man, but it can pick up on when you are making its 'family' nervous and uncomfortable by your presence. Which is exactly what troons do.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Here's another one of his from today. "I tricked my landlord into letting me stay a little longer by using an obscure EU law."

He doesn't want to move out no matter what? Ah, so exactly like a bedbug then. I hope the landlord will fuck him over in some way, putting him in an even deeper money hole.

He is not getting his deposit either way. I dont want to think about the type of enby slop that comes out from his penile preserving true and honest vagina and the cost to clean up a house after this disgusting creature.


ETA: I realize it's the third time that we made this meme. I think it's the facial expression of "I just blew quarter million pounds to be told no" that does it for me.

While looking for his face photo I found some older images.
HOPE 11 (2016)


ShmooCon 2017:

DEFCON 28 (2020):

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Was he expecting the dogs to adhere to gender woo or something? They know a human male when they smell it.

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The comments are also full of cope. They think HRT will make them smell like a woman.

See also the best thread on the site: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/transphobic-animals.154901/

He is not getting his deposit either way. I dont want to think about the type of enby slop that comes out from his penile preserving true and honest vagina and the cost to clean up a house after this disgusting creature.

A few months back he was boasting about having Ethernet ports installed in his bathroom (why?). Yeah, I bet the landlord's now going to be charging him to get that undone.

 

[break these cuffs]

That's a level of skinnyfat I'm not sure I've ever seen before. Did he al=pply a slimming filter to one arm? Wtf is going on there. I know the obvious joke is jerking off, but that's wild.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Oh shit man, I didnt notice that arm. I was confused by the 30 year old man face attached to an 18 year old nerd body

 

[monstrous bubo]

Connoisseurs of degeneracy will remember MargieFancypants, a Canadian laydee with HIV and state-supplied drugs to lactate so he could feed his newborn, non-gendered baby. Some recent posts and comments have revealed the latest.

First, and most importantly, the drugs don’t work, thank God.

I am a trans woman, and while I did not carry my baby, I did birth them — performed their delivery with my own hands — with the assistance of our totally queer birth doula. It was on the first morning of spring last year.

You can, most likely, breastfeed. I attempted to induce lactation using the Newman-Goldfarb Protocol, using domperidone to induce prolactin release. Many trans mothers, Nominal Naomi amongst them, have successfully breastfed their babies. I myself didn't succeed; I will happily discuss the details privately. Lactation is a problem for many cis women too.

Going around town with my baby in a sling, or these days in their stroller, and playing with them in the park, are so affirming! My baby has three moms and no gender, and is happy and outgoing and funny and everybody loves them.

Trans parenthood is TOTALLY worthwhile. Some aspects remain out of our medical reach, yes. But you can be a mother!

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MargieFancypants is very principled about this baby having no gender

And my son was born in a birthing center attached to a rural hospital, with midwife / doula delivery teams. We had a water birth, and I can't recommend it enough for pain reduction and birth power. The mother went on to be a professional doula and has assisted at thousands of births by now.

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Whoops. At least the mother has made a career for herself, so at least one of the throuple is bringing in some money to support the lovely baby boy.

Oh my God I feel your pain. That is a horrifying situation. I was forced into extreme destitution last year, from long term amplified effects of my first wife's abuse. I averaged fifty cents a day. Without my partners and their support I would have been done for.

hugs

[–]TheSecret_Alien[S]
My sister and her husband recently took me in. I still have to work my side gig because they aren't exactly flush either, but at least I'm not on the streets

[–]MargieFancypants
I'm so happy for you, what a huge relief. We narrowly avoided houselessness too, at the start of this month! Solidarity, sister

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That sounds rough. Maybe Margie has some skills that could bring in an income so this doesn’t happen again

There was a Cuddle Dome at TaBURNak!, the Montreal Burning Man decompression party, in April. I was part of the team that built it. We had a 5m geodesic dome covered in psychedelic reactive paint, soft mats everywhere inside, an impressive array of black lights, a body painting area, a chill DJ, and several areas with varying levels of connection and seclusion. Around the back was my massage table, where I gave a dozen therapeutic massages, and others used it while I was elsewhere.

It was fabulous. So loving

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Shudder.

Margie has bigger problems than monetising his Cuddle Dome massage skills. There is a literal genocide going on and Canada is transphobe central.

Well, I am working on getting safe — by literally going to the opposite side of the planet. I was born in New Zealand and, concluding reluctantly that my human rights have zero value in this country, I am bailing out forever. I've had it.

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He’s a literal Kiwi!

As scary as it is out there for a lovely laydee, it’s totally still worth it

WOW FOR YOU!

Congratulations, sister, on this amazing step!

This is a really huge one. My first excursion en femme was in June of 2022. I was feeling really super anxious because I am a victim of sexual and intimate partner violence; I imagined from what I had heard that the feeling would be of constant predation. Imagine my surprise when I felt MORE comfortable!

Well, the outcome of THAT experiment is probably best measured these days by my bra cup!

Congratulations again,and welcome to the world of authentic presentation! We all love you.

Sincerely, Community Mom Margie-Len

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Totally not a fetish. That takes us up to his latest post, which is much affirming and totally happened for realsies.

Spoiler: It's a great day to be a woman!

Spoiler: full text

It's a great day to be a woman!​

Yesterday, I received notice that my name and gender change have been completed; my new birth certificate copies are made; my passport is in production, and it should be shipped on Wednesday.

I was dressed the transbian part yesterday, in a dancers skort over fishnets and knee high nylons, with the amazing boots I thrifted last year and then promptly failed on me when a heel capper fell off. Around my neck was a Pride scarf tied like a scout kerchief, and a big sun hat over my ludicrous earrings kept the sun at bay.

I had an hour stroll to finish the last step (notarizing a document) and during that time, FOUR apparently totally independent lesbians made very affirming catcalls. One said she was getting married, And insistently shared a shot of her vodka — at a bus stop! Another came out of the store behind me and hooted, "WHOOOOO! THERE MAH BITCH!" and fist-bumped me.

Gay over 9,000. I felt so femme and so sexy!

When I got home I FaceApped some hair on a selfie, and cranked the resulting pic into a psychedelic avatar!

Here are the selfies illustrating the post.



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[Panzerfrau]

A few months back he was boasting about having Ethernet ports installed in his bathroom (why?). Yeah, I bet the landlord's now going to be charging him to get that undone.

I don't know why but the mental image of this is hysterically funny to me. He tries so hard to be quirky and not like the other troons/nerds. I get that maybe something blocks wifi from reaching the bathroom but how terminally online you have to be to not be able to go to the shitter without the internet. Is he bringing his computer there every time? I have so many questions.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I think more than caring about male or female, dogs have a keen sense for when a person is potentially dangerous and has a bad aura about them. The dog doesn't care that you're actually a man, but it can pick up on when you are making its 'family' nervous and uncomfortable by your presence. Which is exactly what troons do.

Good dog!

 

[Baraadmirer]

Why do trannies always pick the most ridiculous fake names for themselves? Fucking Aoife kek.

Aoife is a real Irish name.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Aoife is a perfectly valid name if you are living in Ireland. It's not if you are some white upper-class bitch from the states. That's like calling yourself Carlos or Rajesh. If you are not mexican or indian that just sounds stupid. I think they just want to choose fairytale names because they are so special and silly, tee-hee!

> I myself didn't succeed; I will happily discuss the details privately. Lactation is a problem for many cis women too.

This makes me really MATI. Yes, lactation is a problem for some women. No, your fat man-tits not producing pus that you call milk is not even remotely the same problem that some women have. And I'm pretty sure HIV spreads through body fluids so that baby may be HIV-positive soon if not already. Deliberately handicap your child to get off on your fetish, shit like this should be criminal under death penalty.

I’d love it if someone just told him to fuck off. No elaboration or justification.

His attitude and personality would make him so livid and seethe on fedi for a month. If you say no and ghost him you will live rent free in his head forever. Telling him just to fuck off and not playing his game of explaining why to him would be the most powerful torture for that kind of person.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Aoife is a perfectly valid name if you are living in Ireland. It's not if you are some white upper-class bitch from the states. That's like calling yourself Carlos or Rajesh. If you are not mexican or indian that just sounds stupid. I think they just want to choose fairytale names because they are so special and silly, tee-hee!

I think they also get off on the power rush of being able to say, "actually it's eeee-fuh", or whatever. Especially if they get to say it to a woman. Euphoria boners all over the place.

Meanwhile women with "exotic" names get tired of correcting people. We've done it our whole lives and it gets really old. I eventually started to answer to anything close to my name, especially if it wasn't someone I was going to have in my life for a long time.

 

[Fat and Balding]

Might be a repost but this is the funniest tranny freak out I've seen in a while, especially when the wig comes off

The woman holding the camera can't just stop being a woman. Males (like this tranny) will still harass her no matter if she cuts her hair short. This guy can simply take off the wig, take off the costume and stop being "oppressed".

Meanwhile women with "exotic" names get tired of correcting people.

My Irish mother gave me and my sister traditional common Irish names like Aoife. My sister absolutely hates her weird unintuitive name. Don't know what she'd think of meeting a man willingly calling himself that. It would probably be the first time she ever met someone with the same name as her.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

First, and most importantly, the drugs don’t work, thank God.

Thank Jesus, Joseph and Mary. Maybe someone will steal the baby, one can hope.