Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

I’m starting to think we need a thread on Charlie at some point
I really don't like this new pattern of people suggesting threads for people they simply just don't like. Charlie isn't a lolcow. He's a very mundane everyman guy who got popular because he had sensible takes on internet drama. He lacks cowish traits and to my knowledge has never once had a meltdown or freakout over internet drama in his decade long career.
 
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Little off from the current drama: who did the Sailor Moon cosplay better?

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bad news bud, it was undoubtedly the OG.
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I always knew something was a little off with Mr. Beast considering his entire backstory is "I studied how to make the perfect video to appeal to the YouTube algorithm".
This isn't some rags to riches story, man methodically planned every single step of his career to get to the spot where he is. Admirable but not really "connecting" on a human level. Feels cold and very much calculated.
What he actually did was just shill himself to literally everybody in comments, twitter, videos, etc. He mostly trend hopped until he didn't need to. I have witnessed this all from when he had 10k subs to now. If you look under some of the more popular channels back in 2016 and look through their comments you can see him say "plz sub to me" under all of them.
 
All to defend trannies like Mr beast buddy.
Nice whataboutism deflection to barely keep your post on topic.
Every rich and famous youtuber has got accussed of vile shit at least once.
Waiting for the Jenny Nicholson and Ms. Rachel accusations to drop.

As for Mr. Beast shilling himself to everyone, I can't hate someone for playing the game successfully. I think we can all agree that "the algorithm" incentives certain obnoxious behaviors.
 
Nonsense. Miss me with that "people are just jealous" shit, please. There are plenty of rich and successful youtubers who people are not suspecting for being nonces.

Mr Beast just LOOKS like one. Look at him. His soulless eyes, his lack of an actual personality. It's like he is a lizard person pretending to be a nice and totally non-threatening human. Dude is either the bad kind of autistic (some autistic guys have autistic rizz which makes them crazy endearing. Mr. Beast is not one of those) or he is a secret nonce and this time next month you will learn that he was texting minors, too.

Birds of a feather, after all.

Edit: spelling. I sperged too close to the Sun.
I've been suspicious of MrBeast since the day I discovered him. It would not surprise me in the least if he turned out to be a very well connected nonce. Ever noticed how he just seemed to come out of nowhere, and it's not really clear how he even became wealthy in the first place? I asked right here on the farms ages ago, and someone told me that apparently he got really lucky with Bitcoin early on, but that's not really a satisfying explanation. Especially since he's only 26 right now. So he was able to buy up a whole bunch of it even as a young teenager, and had the sense to hang onto it the whole time? Really?

Here's me talking about him in 2020:
Everything I know about Mr. Beast:
-he does endurance videos where he sits there for hours doing nothing but counting out loud to a million or whatever
-is rich and likes to record himself donating like ten grand to random thots on twitch for reactions
-makes damn sure everyone knows exactly how philanthropic he is

He's like a video game character being played by someone who figured out how to cheese the fuck out of life and get as much money and fame as possible with the bare minimum amount of talent. Like someone trying to beat Fallout 2 at level 1 with just 1 intelligence.

But hasn't he made appearances on mainstream talk shows and stuff? I dunno. He doesn't seem like an organic YouTuber, he feels like someone's plant. I think the first place I ever heard of him was in a news article about him donating a gorillion dollars to someone, which is never a good sign for someone like me that lives online.
Its been four and a half years, and EVERYTHING about this guy makes my skin crawl. He's so heavily guarded and protected. Lord fuckin' knows how much Ava Chris Tyson was able to get away with until now. You know all those stories about different ways human traffickers lure kids in, to kidnap them? Well, what kid doesn't want to participate in a MrBeast video? The guy comes off wholesome, parents' guards are lowered, and as it turned out, Jimmy's right-hand man was a pedophile tranny. If it turns out that MrBeast is a human trafficker, I would not be surprised one iota. Everything about him is set up perfectly to do so.
 
There is already a thread on Charlie, it's just in off-topic and not a lolcow thread. But it could turn into one (see the Linus Tech Tips and Nick Rekieta threads).
Charlie is the most mundane YouTuber to ever exist. He doesn't tard out, his takes are lukewarm at best, with some bad opinions. Unless Charlie out of nowhere, starts going full retard, I don't ever expect a thread on him other than the multimedia thread which I honestly forget existed until you mentioned
 
LMFAO might as well share this, looks like MrBreast is getting it next
The beginning of the video was bizarre, but other than that I thought it was much better than I anticipated. Even people who know of Mr. Beast, like myself, kind of knew that he was basically a lottery for children, but having all the examples lined up in a well edited and scripted video really showed the sheer scope of it. Having literal casino imagery with the Chocolate bar giveaways is indefensible, it is obvious he knew what worked and didn't care it was targeted at children. We should call him BossManJimmy from now on.
 
Charlie is the most mundane YouTuber to ever exist. He doesn't tard out, his takes are lukewarm at best, with some bad opinions. Unless Charlie out of nowhere, starts going full retard, I don't ever expect a thread on him other than the multimedia thread which I honestly forget existed until you mentioned
The worst thing you can say about Charlie is he can be a fence sitter and that's he's pretty cowardly about certain topics because he wants to maintain a good image. He lacks any real lolcow traits at all.
 
Ever noticed how he just seemed to come out of nowhere, and it's not really clear how he even became wealthy in the first place?
Moistcr1tikal has addressed this before, that when Jimmy started doing charity-porn content that he would methodically calculate exactly how much he could give away while still generating a sweet profiting. He exploits the illusion that he's a selfless person to generate wealth.
 
I just watched the Mutahar video. @Null, The pedophile groomer seethes about you on dms to other people :story:
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He claims that Null said "That he thinks Chris is a jew being paid by Disney to transition". Which is a very specific clip that I remember of one of his MATI streams. So, he either looks out for what people were saying about him or someone in his circles sends him clips. Also, Mutahar just says it how it is, most people use this website for research and that Tyson (and his ilk) dislikes us for archiving shit. Total Kiwi Victory :gunt:

Edit: I find it funny how the messages were totally unprompted. He sent those on the day that Mutahar dropped a video on our favorite fake fart pornographer and drug addict, Keffals.

Edit 2: For more context, Mutahar didn't even know he had DMs from Tyson on twitter. After stuff started coming out, he checked his DMs and found this gem sitting on his inbox. He didn't even reply to the messages. :story:
Total Kiwi Victory
 
Cartoon child porn is just a way for stunning transwomen to "reclaim their lost youth" and explore an "alternative girlhood":

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This is so hilarious, trannies "regain their own youth" by seeing drawings of children getting fucked. But they say have no fetish on being trans, or in children.
This guy's only issue with Chris' loli art was the particular artist he chose:

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https://www.ghostarchive.org/archive/gnYxS
Click on the profile of that last poster, and find things like this:

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https://www.ghostarchive.org/archive/MiNqf
Seen this tranny before, think this is his reddit account
https://www.reddit.com/user/Iyamtebist/ https://archive.ph/https://www.reddit.com/user/Iyamtebist/
He does talk about loli in it.
Youtube channel, but it's empty, remember there being more videos. There is an archive but it's on the wayback machine and isn't working for me
 
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