Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 98 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.5%

  • Total voters
    393
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Absolutely seething.
You can always tell how butthurt he is when he tries to do that fake smug chuckle shit but you can see the absolute assmad rage behind this fucking cucks eyes.

Totally bitchmade. It's so obvious when he's shook, his attempts to hide it are so fucking weak. Man this guy is such a faggot.
It's still embarrassing that I used to listen to his long streams as much as I did.

He was bitch made even back then, but I was just a retard and listened to the streams anyway.
 
No. There's too many rules in Scientology. The second he doesn't get his way, and starts shit talking them, they would declare him a "suppressive person" and "fair game." Possibly even sue him.

That would actually be the worst religion for him. He thinks Christianity is controlling? Holy shit! They'll hound him into dirt. We think he's rich and famous, but he's not rich or famous enough for them not to. He's not Tom Cruise.
Yeah Nick is no where near rich enough for Scientology. It's dying anyway.
 
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Where is she honestly going to go? She is in a comfortable and dependable situation with them. Other lowlifes would force her to be pimped out or do other shit she doesn't want to do.

She is not going to jump ship unless she absolutely has no choice left. And that for her is when the environment becomes to unbearable for her to be around.
A woman with April's looks always has some people on her side unless she really burns all her bridges. Which happens with these Cluster B types.

I can empathize with Kayla somewhat as she's a talentless 40 year old skank with 5 kids. Her options are grim.
 
Legal Mindset said that he'd heard Aaron was going to be charged, but then walked it back hard once people started sharing the clip of him saying it. I highly doubt they're going to charge him too, but this revelation goes to show how it's not a done deal either way.
That was bullshit based on that Anna rumor that she went to the cops saying Aaron set up nick.
So... did the cops run a scam for the bodyscam footage or something?
How many people paid them so far?
Are we ever going to get to see the footage?
It will be in the happenings when/if it happens. Minnesota is very protective of that shit and won't release it unless the case goes to trial. Go fuck yourself for being the 1,000th dumbass asking about it you dumb black gorilla nigger.
 
If she doesn't show they simply issue a bench warrant.
She'll have to get real representation this time instead of a none practicing lawyer who couldn't even be bothered to attend a fucking Zoom hearing on her behalf. I think the conflict of interest will stop Ricky Rackets from being able to not represent her again.
I would have more respect for them if they sexually shared the dog.
Probably cleaner too tbh.
 
Tried listening to some of it and tbh it was hard to sit through. I enjoy KinoCasino ripping into Nick and they are funny at it but they clearly know next to nothing about the Vic saga and how much Vic got screwed over. Or Vic in general. We’d all love for Vic to rip Nick a new one. We all make fun of his gay outfits. But they obviously are so ignorant about him it was physically painful to sit through. They both should probably do more research about the Vic stuff before preaching at Vic.

The making fun of Crackets was great regarding his shit Bible reading at least.
Right, they seem to lump Vic in with TenNapel and Ty who were regulars on Rekieta's show. Vic only appeared on Nick's show once, if I remember correctly, and that was deep into it. Nick had dropped never swearing on stream and was starting to do stuff antithetical to Vic's brand. "The futa question" was already well in place by that point, for example.

So I am very inclined to believe Gay Pants Mignogna when he says he didn't know about Rekieta's degeneracy. I think he tried to have as little to do with him as possible after the GoFundMe and getting hooked up with Ty. Once Ty fumbled literally every element of his case, I think Vic wants to be done with everything related to that time in his life. The one thing I agree with Ty on was that Chris Sabat's cabal was trying to ostracize Vic and likely get him to kill himself - out of jealousy of his popularity. They got him to move out to Texas to be near Funimation studios, and then threw him under the bus. Scum behavior, and Vic has to pay them hundreds of thousands thanks to Ty's blunders.

A woman with April's looks always has some people on her side unless she really burns all her bridges. Which happens with these Cluster B types.
I have a feeling those options are going to dry up quick if she keeps up her lifestyle. She looks like she's aged several years in 6 months.
 
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I don't know why that faggot Stein would ask Vic this garbage. Vic clearly knows nothing. There's never been any mistake about the terms Vic and Nick were on. They were loose friends and Nick's involvement in Vic's life started and ended with Nick encouraging him to sue and not take the Funimation crap lying down and recommending Ty Beard. Vic never was that close with Nick. He didn't know what he did behind closed doors. I'm not even sure Nick was doing these awful things during the Vic years.
The initial question was fair game, getting a simple public statement of "he did bad things, I hope and pray he does better" should have been the end of it. But then he had to be an absolute prick and continue pressing this subject, bringing up more and more salacious details of little to no benefit beyond making Vic visibly uncomfortable. He clearly just wanted to use Vic to dunk on Nick again for internet points. I think Vic was better friends with the guy than he lets on and doesn't really want to hear about the full extent of his debauchery - he sinned and should repent, simple as that. Stein has had him on enough times that he should know he's not the type to proselytize and has little to no interest in chasing lolcows.

"I can tell you'd like to drop this subject..."
"Yes I very much would."
*continues talking on the subject*

Would not be surprised if this is the last time Vic agrees to go on his show.
 
She'll have to get real representation this time instead of a none practicing lawyer who couldn't even be bothered to attend a fucking Zoom hearing on her behalf. I think the conflict of interest will stop Ricky Rackets from being able to not represent her again.

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What!? Nick was studying so hard to represent her.
If you are reading April, trust Nick! It'll be the best and most entertaining thing to do. Look well at your wolf tattoo, put your faith in it!
 
Speaking of religion what does Nick's particular flavor of Christianity say about tattoos? IIRC there are several passages about not putting permanent marks on the skin in the bible.
Coptic Christians have a millennia old tradition of tattooing the Coptic Cross onto their wrists, primarily driven by the Muslim conquest of Egypt in the 7th century. Tattoos by themselves aren't against Christianity, though like most things you could go far into the vain part of body ornamentation.
 
The funniest answer would be that just like Nick, she's ALSO an eternal teenager, and thinks the druggie loser delinquent boyfriend is her true love or some bullshit.

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I don't think that's too far from the truth.

JOSH PUT THE JOIN DATES BACK.

Holy smoke. What's next? Sticker notifications return?

I actually don't want sticker notifications back at this point. The Reactions Received page is plenty sufficient, and I like that when I get a notification, it tells me "Okay, someone is actually trying to get a hold of me about something by tagging me or posting on my page." instead of getting tons and tons of notifications all for sticker reactions on really old posts.
what's weird about April is that she's actually younger than me, but seems older. Does anyone know what I mean?
 
Yeah the only prohibitions that you're truly meant to follow in Leviticus are the ones that align with what just you yourself feel like are still applicable today, you just have to ignore the part at the end that says 'if you broke one you broke all of them'. There are literal centuries of cope available to you any time you feel like wiggling out of anything in the Bible.
To be blunt, for Christians, Leviticus is "Jew shit." Most of it is overwritten by the New Testament. Like the dietary laws. Eat as much pig as you want. Jesus don't care.

The charge isn't DOING drugs, it is possessing them. The state has to prove that she was in possession of the drugs that they found in someone else's bedroom. How do you suppose they can prove that beyond a reasonable doubt?
It's probably not that hard, but for what it's worth, I don't think they're so much gunning for April as they are hoping to flip her and bolster the case against Nick and Kayla.

Bitch should have bolted when she had the chance.

The race for Worst Parents on KiwiFarms is pretty tight. Ben Thorp still takes the lead though.
Only because Ben is fucking Grace. I think without that, Nick and Kayla would pull ahead. The kid testing positive for Coke is pretty vile.

will DSP outlive another one, chat?
DSP is eternal. In the end all that will be left is him and cockroaches.

Legal Mindset said that he'd heard Aaron was going to be charged, but then walked it back hard once people started sharing the clip of him saying it. I highly doubt they're going to charge him too, but this revelation goes to show how it's not a done deal either way.
My gut is he's in the clear because he got the fuck out just in time. Plus he's likely to be cooperative in a way the rest of them haven't.
He's actually pretty lucky.

I could be wrong though. We'll see.

April is by far the dumbest one involved in this. Why is she still being seen with the Rekietas? April, you could find another simp drug provider in seconds that's way less trouble.
She's a golddigger. I don't think she has anything else. She'd be back in the valve factory, or prostituting her ass on the streets of MSP right now without Nick.

She absolutely should have gone with the valve factory though.

Tried listening to some of it and tbh it was hard to sit through. I enjoy KinoCasino ripping into Nick and they are funny at it but they clearly know next to nothing about the Vic saga and how much Vic got screwed over. Or Vic in general. We’d all love for Vic to rip Nick a new one. We all make fun of his gay outfits. But they obviously are so ignorant about him it was physically painful to sit through. They both should probably do more research about the Vic stuff before preaching at Vic.
PPP only understands Vic as a Nick L. He doesn't understand the nuance behind that L. The fuckery that Ty engaged in, and Nick helped happen.

Which is his loss, because if he did he would know that Nick not only took an L, but also fucked over a guy who deserved better.

One, the summons is for pot possession.
No, it is not. It explicitly says NOT pot possession. It also explicitly says it's coke. A small amount, and not the 26 grams they are charging Nick and Kayla for. That's why it's 5th degree for her.

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I don't think you even can be charged for pot possession in MN anymore. At least in most circumstances. They are one of the growing number of states that has legalized recreational Marijuana use.

(Which, incidentally, is why Nick was able to smoke it in his hot tub and faces no consequences for that).
 
The case against April is weak. Kayla told police that April is a live-in nanny and April's purse was in the master bedroom. You could drive a truck through the holes in that narrative. It makes me wonder why they decided to charge her. Does the state have a gap in its narrative and want to use April to fill it in? Offer her a diversion program if she flips or something?

They probably decided there was enough evidence that she was living at the Rekieta's household to "be in possession" of all the drugs in the house.
 
Nick wanting to leverage the authority of religion to convince people that he has all the answers makes sense. I still don't see why he would want to join a church. If Nick already has all the answers, why would he need to join an organization where somebody else is going to preach to him? Church still must offer something to him, I guess?
It's for his retarded pillhead wife. Bringing Kayla to church is like how a dog demands to be let outside.

👩 💊: Oooowurrrrrooowaworrrrrrblrrghchurch....churrrrrrchoowaoooowa
:really:🥃: No honey, we're not going to church this week. The Scandinavian incel prudes got mad last week at my interpretation that Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead was like when scientists made Stephen Hawking a wheelchair.

👩💊:URRRRGBLRRRGHURRCHURCHCHURCHBLRGHRRRRREEEEEEEECHURCH!!!!

:really:🥃: Fine, we'll go to church, but you're getting the balldo again tonight...god I can't wait to tell my Stephen Hawking black people jokes again in Bible study, that'll own those Scandinavians.
So... did the cops run a scam for the bodyscam footage or something?
How many people paid them so far?
Are we ever going to get to see the footage?
No, Null did. He bought lots of cheese with it. Jokes on you for donating.
 
Rekieta did, in fact, get his snake worked on. And April did get some tattoos from her pinterest board done, according to this Instagram reel. The video is recorded below.

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One of his tattoos won an award. Stay tuned to see which one.

Some noteworthy highlights from the video:

April sat with Nick as he got work done on his snake. God damn, Nick looks bald.

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The tattoo artist looks like he would rather be anywhere else. His face says loud and clear, holy shit, this guy is insufferable.

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Inside April, there are actually THREE wolves. One wolf for each member of the throuple, perhaps?

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Of course, no Kayla in sight.
I’m going to laugh so hard if April caught a felony because of an Instagram reel. (Obviously they had other reasons too, but still.)
 
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