Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

he was so fucking annoying one of the Aghoris told the interpretor to make him shut up or he was going to cut his head off and eat him next.
I think they were deliberately trolling the faggot, but they're legit cannibals and Reza Aslan is a soy filled CNN bitch, he fucking shit and bailed, left his camera guys and the interpretor with the cannibals.

Wished I would have known about that sooner, would have been a good watch. I only remember the older documentary as I'm using one in my CoC adventure as a way to continue the adventure and have to go through their rituals to get the information. Even if you do so he'll tell you that you should run now as ghouls will attack the party if they stayed a second too long. Turns out the Shaivism is a Mordiggian worshipper so he's of little use to get information out of for the plot to continue. He's really just there as a trap.

 

[An automatic clown]

I'll grant that maybe nikki has some sort of pyramid-scheme-adjacent small business, but do you think this fat pig actually things being an author is a small business? I smell real live actual tax fraud ...

(in the USA self-employed and small business are distinct in many cases)

His "small business" was a bookstore. That exclusively sold his books lol. I think that's how he scammed a PPP loan he then used to pay of his Indian made British scooter.

 

[John_Smith]

The more realistic truth is that he received an advance and maybe gets a few dollars per copy after he hits some predetermined sales threshold. Even in the era of easy money, I don't think anyone would have thrown more than $50,000 at Fatrick and it's pretty damn obvious that he would have settled for a lot less.

That's a little over $6,000 per year which might be good for piggly wiggly, but the publisher lost money. If anyone actually read the slop he regurgitated I don't think that they would have recommended anything other than the cheapest softcover that the rotted lumber that is paid to be hauled off could produce.

He signed a 3 year, 3 book deal with Tor for "6 figures", at least according to Piggy. The actual amount of the contract may or may not be USD $100,000 +. That's USD $33,333 per year, minus his agent's percentage. Authors are paid upon delivery of the book. He has not sold enough books, in any format, to earn out that advance. He may have sold enough of his first 3 books published by Angry Robot to get some royalties. He hasn't published anything in nearly 4 years (10/2024). There is no gloating from the Pig about finding a publisher for the Tiny Tim fanfic, nor his big game hunter story which he was shopping around at conventions a few years ago. Boston Brand mentioned this is a post somewhere in this thread. He's done as an author unless he self-publishes.

Pardon the double post.

Edit: Here are Boston Brand's 2 posts about Piggy at GenCon. He was pushing his space game warden 2 years ago, and clearly no takers. and last year He was the ultimate Debbie Downer He was staring at the contempt charge at the time. Piggy won't be at GenCon this year, it seems. It doesn't sound like a man still in the business of getting books published.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

https://officialmancard.com/

Oh my, what is this?

 

[Divine right to rule]

He signed a 3 year, 3 book deal with Tor for "6 figures", at least according to Piggy. The actual amount of the contract may or may not be USD $100,000 +. That's USD $33,333 per year, minus his agent's percentage. Authors are paid upon delivery of the book. He has not sold enough books, in any format, to earn out that advance. He may have sold enough of his first 3 books published by Angry Robot to get some royalties. He hasn't published anything in nearly 4 years (10/2024). There is no gloating from the Pig about finding a publisher for the Tiny Tim fanfic, nor his big game hunter story which he was shopping around at conventions a few years ago. Boston Brand mentioned this is a post somewhere in this thread. He's done as an author unless he self-publishes.

Pardon the double post.

Tbh, that doesn't seem impressive income for people who have decent money, but Piggy actually was somewhat successful as an author.
There are so, so many writers, a 100k bookdeal and books that atleast sold reasonably well places him in the top third of writers at the very least.

Really must suck for a writer to ruin a career that had a really lucky start with being an insane, toxic ragepig on social media.
Him being lazy and not writing is another thing. He just didn't release anything in years, and for a relatively young writer with not a big resume, that's really not good.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Him being lazy and not writing is another thing

I think him blowing up with twitter followers during the Trump era got to his head, then his ODD kicked in and he fucked himself. His tweets about how his football stadium full of followers feel his voice is important and he musT be heard really illustrate the delusion, he thought he should be able to coast on his *points at forehead* firebrand punditry and even though writing was his dream job he became an elite in his mind, too good for obligations. Him talking about how that one newspaper (NYT? NYP? Idk) was his “employer” lol, him always begging for opportunities on Twitter, the media circus tour, he really thought all of that would propel him to a household name. Hell he’s even claimed before that he’s a household name and famous, that people know who he is. He’s so ODD and retarded that even if he gets what he wants, he’ll resent it because in the end he’s still a self loathing FFWBT.

 

[Maude Snew]

His "small business" was a bookstore.

Wrong as always, stalker. His small business is what the cops got to see when he SWATted himself but didn't secure his robe.

 

[Something Awful]

Don't know where the bookstore story comes from, but this is the only business that has ever been registered in Rick's name:



He is not a small business owner, but lies about it constantly.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He is not a small business owner, but lies about it constantly.

I'm sure he larps as one because he files schedule 1 line 5 (rentals and royalties) or some shit

What a faggot maroon

It may technically be a "small business" from some point of view, but it's not what anyone thinks of when you hear "small business owner".

 

[An automatic clown]

Don't know where the bookstore story comes from, but this is the only business that has ever been registered in Rick's name:

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He is not a small business owner, but lies about it constantly.

Incorrect baby infant cherub. He owns multiple businesses.
2611 N OAKLAND AVE LLC (in Niki's name; this is their Airbnb)
ROBINSON WRITERS, LLC (in Niki's name; this is Posts by Ghosts)
GT INSURANCE SERVICES LLC (dissolved in 2013)
TOMLINSON ENTERPRISES L.L.C. (speculative; formed in 2022 and already delinquent as of April 2024, which sounds like Pat)
(Courtesy of the funsters)

My guess is the Tomlinson Ent was his "bookstore" and that's how he got his PPP loan. I don't have the PPP loan screenshot handy, hopefully someone can find it. It was for $12,000 I believe

 

[Creative Username]

Incorrect baby infant cherub. He owns multiple businesses.

Wrong again, tiny fetus child. You forgot one of them.
There's also Tomlinson's Artisanal Cured Meat Products LLC, the company he sells small amounts of his unusually-sourced pepperoni from. He can only sell small amounts; it's not due to a limited production capacity, but because he's fat and he eats it all before he can sell it.

 

[Thé au lait]

Wished I would have known about that sooner, would have been a good watch. I only remember the older documentary as I'm using one in my CoC adventure as a way to continue the adventure and have to go through their rituals to get the information. Even if you do so he'll tell you that you should run now as ghouls will attack the party if they stayed a second too long. Turns out the Shaivism is a Mordiggian worshipper so he's of little use to get information out of for the plot to continue. He's really just there as a trap.

Enjoy, fren

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

2611 N OAKLAND AVE LLC (in Niki's name; this is their Airbnb)

This faggot thinks making an LLC for an AirBNB does anything realistically; if you're convicted of, basically anything, the corporate veil will be pierced.

 

[An automatic clown]

This faggot thinks making an LLC for an AirBNB does anything realistically; if you're convicted of, basically anything, the corporate veil will be pierced.

He's repeatedly threatening to assault a funster who wants to rent the hovel and leave a turd in his toilet. Could the funster pierce the LLC and hold fat tits liable ?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's repeatedly threatening to assault a funster who wants to rent the hovel and leave a turd in his toilet. Could the funster pierce the LLC and hold fat tits liable ?

At least he's not being threatened with an upper decker.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He's repeatedly threatening to assault a funster who wants to rent the hovel and leave a turd in his toilet. Could the funster pierce the LLC and hold fat tits liable ?

1000% - LLC doesn't do what people think it goes, and liability even in civil suits goes beyond it.

It only really helps if you're literally a "silent partner" e.,g., you gave money to the LLC for others to run and had no control over anything they did.

Even then, civil suits can go insane. The "LLC will protect me" shit gets damn near "fatman on the lard" sovereign citizenshit. But, in 99.999% of cases nothing ever happens so people just keep paying the gov't for that LLC for no good reason.

What it used to do is hide your name, a tiny bit, if done right. Even that has been fucked up by the new law requiring "economic benefactor" to be revealed to FINCen or whatever.

https://www.fincen.gov/boi-faqs

Lololol "boi faqs" is something fatrick probably knows. Do you think he filed as required?

 

[Creative Username]

At least he's not being threatened with an upper decker.

you don't need to threaten the piggy to get his bitch tits in a twist all you need is to slight him very mildly in a joking way
funsters know that patty is allergic to jokes, humor, and fun and they exploit it fully

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Enjoy, fren

Oh gods! LOL It's the same old dude too! Just even older. He loves scaring the shit out of people.
From 14 years or so ago. Doc I watched was like 20 years ago and he's never changed except how dirty he is.

He's repeatedly threatening to assault a funster who wants to rent the hovel and leave a turd in his toilet. Could the funster pierce the LLC and hold fat tits liable ?

If @Judge Holden pierces Patrick, could the LLC be held liable?

 

[Irene and 22 others]

He signed a 3 year, 3 book deal with Tor for "6 figures", at least according to Piggy.

Why on earth would you take anything out of piggy's mouth as truthful? This is a (pig)man who denies reality on a continual basis. Point me to two true statements he's spoken and I'll point out two lies you missed.

I'm going to revise my estimates downward. Technically Tomlinson likely reasoned that $9,999.99 has six figures in it.

 

[Something Awful]

Aren't the President and Vice President of the United States supposed to be doing... I don't know.... something... other than double-teaming Trump every day, whatever that means?






Thanks, Rick. The wealth of relevant information you purveyed about the meaningful difference between .223 and 5.56 really makes me think you're a subject-matter expert.