Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Living Mermaid said:
We're ride or die here, farmers. This fat cunt better not let us down and keel over before we reach 10,000. We suffered long and hard for this moment, don't let us down, you big bitch. we just wanna BEEEEEEEEEEEZZZEE!!!
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And who the fuck are you, exactly? I've never seen your name before.

Oh, wait—
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Yeah, just as I thought.

Faggot, you need to lurk a hell of a lot more.
 
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I_Am_Honor_Roll said:
Well, then I guess I’m legitimately and unfacetiously shocked at how far 10k CAD can get you in the land of the dinar.

I mean, it’s still the Road to Nowhere, but they got quite a few meters farther than I would have first assumed.

10k. Can’t wipe your ass with that anywhere.
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I'm inclined to think the money she gave to Charmin as soon as she landed is more of a come-on to ensure that he actually meets her at the airport. No doubt there are regular payouts Gunt hands over to Charmin every time the YouTube check comes in. I highly doubt Charmin will agree to just a one-time payment that guarantees subservience to Gunt forever.

10k CAD was the retainer fee for Charmin, so to speak.

greenbean said:
10,000 canadian dollars is a life changing amount of money for a poor, single immigrant with no skills like salah. shit, it's a lot of money for the average person with a lower income. it's all about money and placating the beast is more tolerable than his lazy ass getting a job
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And that's on top of what Gunt gives him regularly, and on top of her funding his life. There's a good chance he never paid for anything ever since he went with Gunt, which allows him to build a nest egg without him having to run the rat race himself. Now if that's worth being Gunt's manservant is another thing altogether, and as we're all aware, it's a job that's unlikely to take Charmin into retirement age at her current physical rate of decay.
 
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She sent him that money to get an apartment and shit for her when she came and to be a ‘part owner’ of the knock off febreeze company.
Now he has full control of her JewTube shekels so he pays himself with her money.

Gunt wants us to think that a self made man who is 10 years younger (albeit severely retarded) and a part time business owner would even come within 10 feet of her.
 
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She’s so dehydrated, she’s parched, she’s gotta be drinking ravenously with the heat and the diabetes and then all that fluid has to go through her kidneys and get pumped out through her body. There is probably a ton of swelling in her legs and lungs and maybe even the heart area from the heart failure and fluids through out her body, she’s simultaneously dehydrated all to hell while flooded with fluid, and she is simultaneously eating tons of food and calories and getting no nutrition or energy while her body has to process that toxic inflammatory corrosive shit that’s destroying her tissues in there. This is going to be a fast process if she doesn’t get hospitalized. She is completely out of homeostasis and that Jenga tower is gonna come down any second now
 
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She's a fucking bullfrog the size of a bull. She should go the whole way with this and get her chins blacked out with a tattoo.

The Queen of Autists said:
She is completely out of homeostasis and that Jenga tower is gonna come down any second now
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I think gunt has the same power as Eugina Cooney in that whenever we think she's going to die soon it adds extra lifespan.
 
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Windy Moors said:
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She's a fucking bullfrog the size of a bull. She should go the whole way with this and get her chins blacked out with a tattoo.


I think gunt has the same power as Eugina Cooney in that whenever we think she's going to die soon it adds extra lifespan.
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She's gonna squeeze the fat on her chin and neck so hard trying to hide it with the spanx itll go right to her forehead
 
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You know how some people are dying, but they hold on until a kid graduates, a milestone anniversary happens, or some other important life event?

That's Chantal and the Big Ass (Simpsons?) Donut she's lusting after. She might inch closer and closer to The Eternal Dirt Nap, but there's no way in Hell she's gonna keel over until she gets her Final Food Fantasy.*. It's not that she's got "cockroach luck", she's just one determined, pigheaded glutton.

* - of course, it could be some other crap food, IDK. Could be "Wagyu" turds and rice for all we know. But she certainly is going to keep chugging along until she gets her ultimate fix.
 
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Haram-Habibi said:
You know how some people are dying, but they hold on until a kid graduates, a milestone anniversary happens, or some other important life event?

That's Chantal and the Big Ass (Simpsons?) Donut she's lusting after. She might inch closer and closer to The Eternal Dirt Nap, but there's no way in Hell she's gonna keel over until she gets her Final Food Fantasy.*. It's not that she's got "cockroach luck", she's just one determined, pigheaded glutton.
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All her fast food funerals were her chasing her ultimate binge. Maybe she's still breathing because there isn't a binge fatty, sugary, or salty enough to *satiate* her in the way that will allow her to shuffle off this mortal coil with a satisfied "tummy" (her word for the bisected, overstuffed, horrifically pendulous GUNT)

She's still going to die soon. Maybe the devil will even allow her a donut or ten beforehand, but he's coming for her. It's just a matter of whether she presnts a prolonged drain on the Kuwait or Canadian health system, or croaks from a quick and easy heart attack or Simpson's donut lodged stubbornly in her windpipe. But she'll never have her most satisfying binge that she's comfortable going out with, because there's always a new donut or "crookie" or food trend and she needs to taste it all.

May she burn in hell, subjected to being so fat and bedbound that all the hottest "yummiest" foods lay an inch or two out of reach while she is super glued to her couch in seal position. Ironically her hell might really involve a Simpsons donut, she could watch the treehouse of horror episode where Homer goes to hell and is force feed donuts on a loop as "punishment" and not be allowed to partake. That would elicit a good afterlife rage.

Anyway, long winded diatribe over. She threw away a mention that her sketchers gave her terrible sores and blisters so she bought new shoes on Temu. Diabetic neuropathy and open wounds on feet are an excellent match. Amputeeze Beeze!
 
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Sorry for being late (and gay) but it looks like no one cares anyway. I thought this was the perfect photo to check on her facial asymmetry. I straightened it out first to try to be as accurate as possible. She’s almost gone full Jen on us & oddly enough her face is two different colours. She looks jaundiced on her left/our right side. IMG_1486.jpegIMG_1487.jpeg
 
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inquizadoor said:
CHINESE CRAVING MUKBANG AGAIN
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"Noodles for me taste better with chopsticks"
"I'm in a weird mood guys" >barely contained honger rage
*haram noise* "on goes the soydiums"
"Also have a can of sugar, *WATER* and a whole jar of sodiums"
"Idk why I do this I can't use chopsticks"
BISMILLAH! *lip smacking noises* chomp chomp chomp
Slllllurp
"I don't have much to talk about"
"I don't really have much of a life "
"Idk but it tastes good"
Chomp chomp chomp chomp
*ahhhhh, now she's eating mood improvement is palpable*
 
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