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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 36 42.9%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 9 10.7%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 39 46.4%
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Pale Empress said:
that (hypothetical) bitch whore owes him, because he impregnated her
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It's kind of crazy how he thinks "I gave you a child" aka "I ejaculated in you" is somehow something he did FOR HER.

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No, ragepig. SHE gave YOU a child, your contribution to this was MINIMAL. She grew and carried that baby in her womb. She drove 10 hours while 9 months pregnant to her dads house cause you didn't even provide the bare essentials for that child like a crib or diapers. She went through the excruciating pain of labor, she cared for that baby 24 hours a day, she didn't get any sleep, she did EVERYTHING and you did NOTHING. In fact you did worse than nothing you created a hostile and dangerous environment for the child, you endangered the child by driving drunk with her multiple times, you called her a bitch and screamed in her face. That's why you don't get to be in your child's life, ever.

Cozy Rozy doesn't even exist anymore, she's long been renamed to Kagome Lolichan Morris. And if Pantsu does something right for once in her life she will never know who Ethan Ralph is.
 
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The way Ralph lacked any ability to see the situation from May's perspective speaks volumes. It always seems to be a constant where everything happens to him rather than by him. Given that benchmark it is probably fair to say he has an IQ somewhere between 90-95. He can comprehend hypotheticals but does not have a strong inner voice or ability to picture things photo realistically in his head.
 
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Ralph clearly never got over Ronnie leaving him. Everytime someone goes no contact with him it's like he's watching Ronnie walk out the door all over again. That's what drives him crazy, that someone can just cut him off completely and there's nothing he can do about it, no matter how much he cries, begs, cajoles, or threatens.
That's also why he's trying to pursue custody of Rozy. He has no intention of actually being a father and providing for her. He just wants/needs an open channel to continue being a nuisance to people who have told him in no uncertain terms to fuck off forever. He'd harass Nora in the same way if he could.

These self-pitying screeds he writes when he gets in his feeling about it don't convince anyone. Ralph only cares about one person in this world, and that's Ralph.
 
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Bixnood said:
What a cry baby faggot. like this fat albino nigger cares about his keeds.View attachment 6232098
She doesn't want you arround because of how much of a fat pill popping alcoholic faggot you are and that's saying a whole lot because the whorse is a pedophile
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DTA? Double tax agreement? Death to America?
 
GaryGray said:
The way Ralph lacked any ability to see the situation from May's perspective speaks volumes. It always seems to be a constant where everything happens to him rather than by him. Given that benchmark it is probably fair to say he has an IQ somewhere between 90-95. He can comprehend hypotheticals but does not have a strong inner voice or ability to picture things photo realistically in his head.
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He's incapable of seeing that people are able to change their opinions of him, he thinks if you were nice to him or liked him at any point he has free reign to do whatever he wants and because at one time you said you wouldn't leave him or whatever, you're honor bound to him. He's emotionally (and physically) stunted because he was molested as a child.

This little screed is classic BPD. "Wah I was at my lowest point" yeah because you're a drug addict who refuses to do any sort of self reflection or positive improvement. You don't get a pass just because you suck.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
It's kind of crazy how he thinks "I gave you a child" aka "I ejaculated in you" is somehow something he did FOR HER.

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No, ragepig. SHE gave YOU a child, your contribution to this was MINIMAL. She grew and carried that baby in her womb. She drove 10 hours while 9 months pregnant to her dads house cause you didn't even provide the bare essentials for that child like a crib or diapers. She went through the excruciating pain of labor, she cared for that baby 24 hours a day, she didn't get any sleep, she did EVERYTHING and you did NOTHING. In fact you did worse than nothing you created a hostile and dangerous environment for the child, you endangered the child by driving drunk with her multiple times, you called her a bitch and screamed in her face. That's why you don't get to be in your child's life, ever.

Cozy Rozy doesn't even exist anymore, she's long been renamed to Kagome Lolichan Morris. And if Pantsu does something right for once in her life she will never know who Ethan Ralph is.
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Let's not forget (as much as we might want to) that Amanda was always on top. If she wanted to she could've climbed off him at any point and he'd be powerless to do anything about it.

In every sense of the phrase, she did all the work when it came to Rozy. Even when it came to conception.
 
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Johnny Clyde Cash said:
Let's not forget (as much as we might want to) that Amanda was always on top. If she wanted to she could've climbed off him at any point and he'd be powerless to do anything about it.

In every sense of the phrase, she did all the work when it came to Rozy. Even when it came to conception.
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She even came out on top in the hand wrestling match.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
she cared for that baby 24 hours a day, she didn't get any sleep, she did EVERYTHING and you did NOTHING. In fact you did worse than nothing you created a hostile and dangerous environment for the child, you endangered the child by driving drunk with her multiple times, you called her a bitch and screamed in her face. That's why you don't get to be in your child's life, ever.
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That’s the part that gets me the most, he talks about how he’s getting his kids “back”, as if he did anything with them in the first place. Let’s pretend we’re a few levels deeper into clown world and suddenly he gets even partial custody of one of the kids. What the fuck is he going to do then, he doesn’t have the first clue about how to raise a kid, the extent of his parenting knowledge is watching Bluey in a monitored location and maybe playing with a new toy he brought for Xander, which would help him for all of maybe an hour. He has no idea how to handle a tantrum, he has them himself every day. Is he going to change the vomit-covered sheets of his kid at 3AM and scrub it off the walls if they get the flu? He’ll no, he’ll be passed out in a puddle of his own vomit.
 
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I summarized his essay for you guys.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
This little screed is classic BPD. "Wah I was at my lowest point" yeah because you're a drug addict who refuses to do any sort of self reflection or positive improvement. You don't get a pass just because you suck.
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What's weird is that I've had the unfortunate experience of knowing BPD nightmares in the past and even they have some ability to reflect and realize they did something shitty. Not all the time but usually for really obvious shit, which I would categorize most of Ralph's misadventures as. Ralph has somehow managed to look at BPD bitches and go, "Ah can do better than that bish!" and proceeded to reach heights of womanly behavior never thought possible.
 
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Pale Empress said:
His inability to accept accountability or self-reflect is as outrageous as it was the first half-dozen times he posted a similar screed. It's always "me me me," "this is how I'm affected," "you did this to me," "I want this, I don't deserve it but you need to give it to me,"
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Wow he really is a woman!
 
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'The Narcissist's Prayer

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.


The Narcissist's Prayer (by Dayna Craig) beautifully illustrates the inner workings of the narcissistic mind. Denial, gaslighting, minimising poor behaviour, blameshifting and shamedumping all feature in this one simple verse, all hallmarks of covert emotional abuse. To a narcissist the 'truth' is not seen as a finite, fixed entity, but as being malleable - as being whatever the narcissist says it is, at the time they say it. The truth is simply whatever serves the narcissist at that particular time.'
 
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