Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

This is a (pig)man who denies reality on a continual basis. Point me to two true statements he's spoken

You just have to read between the lines.

See what I mean? Even uses the Oxford Comma.

 

[bortherman]

Also hasn’t he done the damn sock thing before? It seems incredibly homosexual in a car with air conditioning.

Pat is a repetitive creature (if you hadn't noticed)
Sock on gearstick is his indication that summer has reached milkwaukee.
Look our for other groundhog tweets such as;
Coming of spring where he will tweet about getting his British Hell Beast out and his knees in the wind (riding his scooter)
The end of the riding season (start of winter) where he will ride out to the bridge and take pictures of his bike parked up there.

Once the snow hits you have the bike going away for the winter tweet.
along with classics of how he drove his mustang in the snow and how you don't need a 4x4.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I'd want to say he actually does "enjoy" cars, but I suspect he doesn't actually enjoy anything in the same way other people do. Everything in his life is a potential avenue for online engagement

There was posts a few pages back as too why Fatrick "enjoys" cars, guns, motorcycles, and sports that I think is spot on. He uses it as a shield to protect his faux masculinity. He likes stuff that an out of touch Hollywood writer would use to create a manly man character. Like everything else, it's all a lie to protect his fragile ego.

I'm into guns and motorcycles too but I don't pretend to be an expert and know there's always more to learn. That's why he's an expert on all manly things. It's a clear cope that he knows he'll never be a street racing knife fighting delta force marine sniper.

That's why he's stealthygeek. He thinks comes across as super hetero and tough but one look at him an you can tell he's a 40 something dweeb. It's like he thinks he's still going to get shoved into lockers at the age of 45 just because he likes to play with Star Wars toys and suck some dick.

 

[Judge Holden]

erm.....

I think imma stop the faTulpa project now....shits getting a lil uh.....

EDIT: cut out the weirdass tongue frames so we just get raw fat leer

 

[AutoClownMaker]

along with classics of how he drove his mustang in the snow and how you don't need a 4x4.

It is Milwaukee. They have road crews removing the snow and in the dead of winter you can still ride a bicycle on the streets most days. A ruststain will have no problem.

 

[OffTopic]

Shhhhh. Child. Be quieT. Adults are talking.


Rick is NOT breeding potbellied pigs in his basement and selling them on Facebook Marketplace. Those are your delusions again.

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[AprilRains]

No "Yours In Christ"?

 

[MajinGoku]

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Another one of Rick's poorly-observed musings. No wonder he kept bombing at standup, whatever he says is always the opposite of astute.

I would think if women are choosing cats over men, or men are choosing porn over women, that's simply a problem, not a narrowly-defined "you problem" where "you" means the cartoonish evil chuds that reside in Rick's head.

Though, if a woman chooses to make you sign away your parental rights and you threaten to kill her and your unborn child, that's very specifically a Rick problem.

This is rich comming from the pig considering his wife chose a fat guy over his lazy ass.

 

[The Early 2000s]

Pat the chef is back
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I can't stop laughing at this retarded fucking meal. Who the fuck eats snowpeas raw, with strawberries no less? And just random almonds strewn about. He's like a toddler playing chef, except he's in his 40's and he's VERY fat.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Who the fuck eats snowpeas raw

The real question is why were they not properly prepared.

The fibrous string at the top and bottom are still there.

 

[The Early 2000s]

The real question is why were they not properly prepared.

The fibrous string at the top and bottom are still there.

Adds extra fiber, child. So do the tops of the strawberries. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[Helvetia]

Dear god, he is FAT! I cannot get over how FAT this man is.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You would think that a fat person would know how to cook.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Of all the examples of food we’ve seen from fat faggots, bitch tits. This one is actually kind of the most terrifying because it’s so suddenly wrong and just ugh.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Pat the chef is back
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God dammit I spoke the fat chef into existence again. Nice smattering of "health foods" to give it color and have a "nice appearance" while plated stupid. A handful of almonds it's the pistachios all over again. That bread is not fresh baked by you which is what you're implying. Walmart did it.

Nice neon yellow goyslop American singles, stupid.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Adds extra fiber, child. So do the tops of the strawberries. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

Pigs enjoy slop. Forgot that.

Carry on!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I can't stop laughing at this retarded fucking meal. Who the fuck eats snowpeas raw, with strawberries no less? And just random almonds strewn about. He's like a toddler playing chef, except he's in his 40's and he's VERY fat.

To be fair, I do eat snow peas raw, but only out of the garden as they're quite good to snack on while working out there. I don't get why you'd eat them raw if there's other food on your dish and with weird food combinations like that.

 

[John_Smith]

@SixPennyWalnut, The bit is "Some guy on reddit..." or found these on /r/SquealersGoneWild etc. Always do da bit. It's the same over at the second, funnier forum. E.g. Rickileaks disclaimer.

"Fresh baked bread"

Piggy, we are not deceived. You did not bake that bread. You bought it at the local piggly wiggly. You did burn it in one section and left it untoasted in another. Nice toasting job, stupid. Is there a piggly wiggly in Milwaukee? Enjoy the 2 slices of highly processed, sliced and individually wrapped American *Cheese* -- any resemblance to an actual dairy product is purely coincidental.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

It’s not against the ToS anywhere to be silly to people as a lizard, and it’s certainly not a crime or doing anything illegal or illicit. Why the histrionics?

You do it badly

For example:

What's this poetic flowery bullshit? The lizard king WRITES IN CAPITALS and speaks in declarations. He would refer to Jackie as the SHOVEL HANDED WENCH, SHE WHO CONSORTS WITH MAN OF PIG

Get into character if you're going to go to this effort, this is just lazy.

 

[An automatic clown]

God dammit I spoke the fat chef into existence again. Nice smattering of "health foods" to give it color and have a "nice appearance" while plated stupid. A handful of almonds it's the pistachios all over again. That bread is not fresh baked by you which is what you're implying. Walmart did it.

Nice neon yellow goyslop American singles, stupid.