Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mourning_Cloak]

we finally have the answer as to why fat considers himself a "conservative"

It's because he be conserving that fat. Simple as.

 

[Judge Holden]

It's because he be conserving that fat. Simple as.

No child. Its because he owns a car, works as a live-in airBNB maid (complete with french maid costume and jewelled buttplug), and has a shitty weeb gun in his possession

Also speakin of fat and conservatives, here he reacts with porcine rage at the mere concept conservatives (which he just fucking described himself as) are not subhuman demons seeking to enact the super-holocaust

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

No child. Its because he owns a car, works as a live-in airBNB maid (complete with french maid costume and jewelled buttplug), and has a shitty weeb gun in his possession

I'll grant that maybe nikki has some sort of pyramid-scheme-adjacent small business, but do you think this fat pig actually things being an author is a small business? I smell real live actual tax fraud ...

(in the USA self-employed and small business are distinct in many cases)

 

[Maude Snew]

It's because he be conserving that fat. Simple as.

Conservation of mass is the law, stalker child, he lives it so he won't get to enjoy prison, ymunkoke you.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

So he thinks small-town Americans, fat of the land everyday freedom imbibing Americans who enjoy a small business and CONSOOM manly man things are conservatives.

He's got it mixed up because he lives in nigger ghetto neighborhood of a big city, is fat (on the land), doesn't have his own business. He does consoom but not the way he means.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

So he thinks small-town Americans, fat of the land everyday freedom imbibing Americans who enjoy a small business and CONSOOM manly and things are conservatives.

I think he got called a conservative faggot by some of his faggot friends because he sperged about shitty guns at the wrong time and is trying to own it in a rebellious toddler sort of way.

In other words, whatever stupid reason you have, he's stupider than that.

 

[femoralcanal]

Rick sat on and killed his first, flatter lizard

Son of a bitch now who's cleaning this drink I spilled all over the table?

If uncle @Boston Brand could give us the Jan 24' numbers we can see what he sold in '23.

I could be wrong, but I think he's been gone for a while. In that case, can't Leslie access that info?

I remember someone asked her that a few months ago on Twitter, but I don't recall if she answered it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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The Democrats must have decided to just go all in on cheating again. There's no way they think fucking Cackles Harris is gonna get elected legitimately.
I guess it worked for them last time. I'm more impressed they've managed to rewrite Pats programming so quickly, I expected his meltdown over Biden to last a little longer than Bidens memory, but Pat seems to be taking this rather well.

 

[Rimanah]

Also speakin of fat and conservatives, here he reacts with porcine rage at the mere concept conservatives (which he just fucking described himself as) are not subhuman demons seeking to enact the super-holocaust

I’ll actually give Rick this one, at least partially. His logic is valid, just not sound. Consider this:
Premise one: Fat Rick is a conservative.
Premise two: Pig Monster and anyone like him are awful people who deserve to die
Conclusion: Conservative are awful people who deserve to die.

Piggy Boys problem is that while premise two is correct, premise one isn’t. But while he may be wrong, he’s at least only partially (in that it’s valid but not sound) instead of completely wrong.

 

[break these cuffs]

Well guys....we finally have the answer as to why fat considers himself a "conservative"
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Honestly dont think any quip I make can add to the hilarity of this so imma let it stand by itself....

If I ever won the PowerballI would pay a crack group of car theives and a chop shop to steal his shitstang, slap in a Geo Metro I3 overnight, and return it before morning just I so I could watch him not notice any difference.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Son of a bitch now who's cleaning this drink I spilled all over the table?

I could be wrong, but I think he's been gone for a while. In that case, can't Leslie access that info?

I remember someone asked her that a few months ago on Twitter, but I don't recall if she answered it.

He's still around, he's just been lurking lately and not posting as much.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The Lizard King has some of the funniest Patposts I've read for a while.
DO NOT WASTE MY TIME WITH EMPTY THREATS OF IMPRISONMENT MAN OF PIG!

 

[AutoClownMaker]

There's no way they think fucking Cackles Harris is gonna get elected legitimately.

The Senator from MBNA only got in because the people with piles of money decided the plagiarist and liar of '88 could beat Bernie if the remaining voters had a practical choice of Bernie or Joe. From there it was a binary choice of a guy who showed he could be bought by his MBNA history and that other old man.

That other old man got in because the binary choice was someone worse.

While people pointed out neither old man had all their marbles anymore the debate showed how many more marbles time had taken. The money donors sat on their hands and the population via polling showed the almost impossible.

Cackles has a shot because the practical system is a binary either or and the old man isn't popular even if Patrick is the one expressing himself about the lack of popularity. The reason Harris had to be the choice was the money already in play that would have been unavailable if the Democratic Party was about actually about democracy VS a private club with their own rules and only has voting to have lower IQ people think the votes matter..

Joe had no shot after that debate and we know this because the man of pig said the debate was fine.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

The Lizard King has some of the funniest Patposts I've read for a while.
DO NOT WASTE MY TIME WITH EMPTY THREATS OF IMPRISONMENT MAN OF PIG!

I was making a video and did a Porsalin and lost it all, I’m not going to re do it because it’s not worth the effort for the quality.

I’ll explain it because it’s funny though, it was showing the last time Pat spoke to LK in 2021, and then a brief montage of Pat tweeting his usual nonsense for the next 3 years, before LK suddenly descends onto the screen with this music playing and the new tweets.

 

[Thé au lait]

i've never watched his comedy skits because i have it in my head they might be very cringe

If you're afraid of cringe, why are you in this thread? Watch them!

a whole heap of things that have actually happened to him you can't laugh about

Judge's posts are works of fiction

 

[Something Awful]

Another one of Rick's poorly-observed musings. No wonder he kept bombing at standup, whatever he says is always the opposite of astute.

I would think if women are choosing cats over men, or men are choosing porn over women, that's simply a problem, not a narrowly-defined "you problem" where "you" means the cartoonish evil chuds that reside in Rick's head.

Though, if a woman chooses to make you sign away your parental rights and you threaten to kill her and your unborn child, that's very specifically a Rick problem.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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is it just me or is patrick projecting even harder than ever??? what exactly would he call it when he slung his sperm at Ade and completely abandoned her and the child he sired? i'm not even gonna get into the "choosing a cat" tweet because we'd be here forever.

 

[FinnSven]

Though, if a woman chooses to make you sign away your parental rights and you threaten to kill her and your unborn child, that's very specifically a Rick problem.

Legal bods in this thread have pointed out that Fatrick was more likely the one who chose to sign away the parental rights.
The fact that the Judge accepted it, when serial offenders and seemingly incurable crack addicts still can’t just get their rights terminated to avoid child support, shows that it must be a very specific Rick problem.

 

[AGPinochet]

Dude's gonna show up in Liberia, hop off the plane with a sword in one hand, an axe in the other, and a meat grinder strapped to his back.

It's pepperoni time, stalkers.

Funny you mention this, Liberia DOES have a recent history of Cannibalism with such figures as Joshua Milton Blahyi , better known as General Butt Naked, publicly admitting to murdering and eating the hearts of little black kids as a part of black magic rituals. As silly as it may seem, Mr. Blahyi's name isn't all that outlandish as many other Liberian commanders during the Liberian Civil War(s) adopted names such as General Osama Bin Laden, General Mosquito and his rival, General Bug Spray. Were Rick to adopt a name in a similar manner, He would be General Fat Faggot With Bitch Tits, General Pepperoni or General Child Grinder.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Well guys....we finally have the answer as to why fat considers himself a "conservative"
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Honestly dont think any quip I make can add to the hilarity of this so imma let it stand by itself....

I'll take this as confirmation of my theory that pat's obsession with calling himself a conservative is because of his deep insecurity about his masculinity.

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Another one of Rick's poorly-observed musings. No wonder he kept bombing at standup, whatever he says is always the opposite of astute.

I would think if women are choosing cats over men, or men are choosing porn over women, that's simply a problem, not a narrowly-defined "you problem" where "you" means the cartoonish evil chuds that reside in Rick's head.

Though, if a woman chooses to make you sign away your parental rights and you threaten to kill her and your unborn child, that's very specifically a Rick problem.

I love he can't fathom that men also have a choice in relationships and for the most part won't shack up with just anyone who will have them, and it's men choosing to be single over dealing with the cat ladies. I think this shines a big light on his relationship with nikki.