Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Oink oink IMG_1715.jpeg
 
I've come to learn that Rick truly is a bottomless pit of stupid. There is no rock bottom for him.
i just got this amazing information from a famous theoretical paticist (pat physicist):
there is an underlying universal spacetime fabric for intelligence and pat is so unbelievably fucking retarded that he creates a hole in this continuum not unlike a black hole in the gravitational area of physics
he also creates a regular black hole as well as his special intelligence black hole but that's because he's just so immensely fat, it's mostly unrelated to how stupid he is

tl;dr: pat is very stupid and creates a black hole in intelligence just like his immense mass creates a regular gravitational black hole
i will add a picture of him too
gordon fatman (pat-life).png
 
This is just in. Africa is pro-Trump Fascist stalker children continent.
View attachment 6222534

In other news, Patrick has canceled the end of the world. Everything's going to be alright.
View attachment 6222540

In other other news, Evil Trump is doing the crime of...bringing immigration...wait...isn't Pat pro immigration?
View attachment 6222543
Yes, because many of the major donators held off their donations until Biden stepped down.
The guy wanted the party to look stronger by having a convention instead of a coronation. Not only does he not want to donate, he wants his money back. You can tell Patrick never reads or watches anything before opening his mouth. It's one of the many reasons why his opinions never matter.
 
Last edited:
God, for as much as Rick gets called a pig, he really is the platonic form of a Niggercattle.
If the DNC told him living on bill gates farm and eating oats all day would stop trump, he absolutely would.

People like him are exactly why the founder’s were skeptical of universal suffrage.
 
This must be why he has such an innate, insatiable desire to grind the continent's descendants into pepperoni...
Don't think he wouldn't eat the continent's inhabitants as well when the American niggeroni is all out. He just craves that dark flavor, and he will just savor it more when he ends up importing the high-quality stuff from Africa.

Come to think of it, I'm not entirely sure he wouldn't eat the continent itself, too. He's pretty fat
 
Screenshot 2024-07-23 at 10.31.04.png

Years after the fascist "warp core breach"....

....Twitter remains the market leader...

(just another extra line break for more dramatic effect, it's one weird trick masterful writers do)

...and that's a good thing!

wtf I love money in politics now
It's a measure of enthusiasm.

Screenshot 2024-07-23 at 10.34.29.png
 
Pat is so goddamned retarded. He really thinks it’s an L for Elon that X has retained its market leadership across all political persuasions.

Pat legit believes Elon wanted to create an echo chamber that would reflect only his own opinions. Because that’s what Pat the impotent control fantasist would do if he could.

But he can’t. Because he’s a pathetic loser who scrubs strangers’ shit stains from sheets and toilets to pay off the massive debt he incurred when he paid Quasi.
 
i just got this amazing information from a famous theoretical paticist (pat physicist):
there is an underlying universal spacetime fabric for intelligence and pat is so unbelievably fucking retarded that he creates a hole in this continuum not unlike a black hole in the gravitational area of physics
he also creates a regular black hole as well as his special intelligence black hole but that's because he's just so immensely fat, it's mostly unrelated to how stupid he is

tl;dr: pat is very stupid and creates a black hole in intelligence just like his immense mass creates a regular gravitational black hole
i will add a picture of him too

A Singhularity if you will.
 
Naturally the guy whose head spontaneously exploded in the crowd the same second

Perhaps Piggy thinks that The Boys is actually a current affairs series about the election and Kamala Harris is the the character who can make heads explode.

He really thinks cape shit is important and culturally relevant, so it’s not too much of a stretch that his booze addled mind is losing the distinction between reality and Marvel.
 
i just got this amazing information from a famous theoretical paticist (pat physicist):
there is an underlying universal spacetime fabric for intelligence and pat is so unbelievably fucking retarded that he creates a hole in this continuum not unlike a black hole in the gravitational area of physics
he also creates a regular black hole as well as his special intelligence black hole but that's because he's just so immensely fat, it's mostly unrelated to how stupid he is

tl;dr: pat is very stupid and creates a black hole in intelligence just like his immense mass creates a regular gravitational black hole
i will add a picture of him too
Makes complete sense.

Fatrick probably keeps pictures of random children in his locker, needs a powered suit to be physically capable, and is naked yellow without his gun or even a crowbar.

I wonder how many times young girls have had to rescue him from overzealous cops?
 
Has anyone asked Pat whether he still believes Biden is the only one who could beat Trump, as he stated multiple times over the past week? I mean before he did a 180 and went all-in for Officer Harris.

Imagine being that thirsty to be a worker bee for the regime. And he doesn’t even get paid for it!
 
Back