Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Ok so after generating a bunch of freaky-teef-fatrick jifs, the AI has now created the horror that is Toothless-Tomlinson



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MFW Ro'dan tells me to clean the shaft after he pulls out of Nikkki's poop chute
 
Yeah, if I was saying that nuclear war was a solved issue, that wasn't my intention. It was more just talking about how it was in the public eye and was talked about/discussed a lot more, thanks to actual things happening rather than hypotheticals (eg, 'Bush is gonna start WW3', 'Trump is going to end humanity.')
It's pretty damn weird but with the mainstream media latching on to a new doomsday current thing what seems like every 15 minutes or so I'm kind of nostalgic for ye olden days when it was just the global threat of thermonuclear annihilation a lot of the time. Feels sort of quaint even. Also we got some killer media out of that one, books, movies, games, what have you, were the bomb, if you excuse the pun.

But at some point you just have so much that you're supposed to worry about you just sort of stop, disengage and learn to take care of yourself and those around you ideally, if you don't you end up like the very fat subject of this very girthy thread, one Rick S Thomas (fat). Not as fat though, that would be preposterous.
 
Has Patty done any sort of mental gymnastics to explain why he's opposed to Harris that covers for his latent misogyny/racism? I know anything that contains a reference to exertion ('gymnastics') is anathema to Patty, because he's fat, and expecting an intelligent answer from the (very much not a) Rhodes scholar is a big ask, but curious if it's come up at all.

He just seems to be squealing that she's BAD, BAD, BADDDDDDDD without explaining why.
 
He's still so mad. I think he's going to call Harris a slur before September.
It’s weird - reddit got in line about 6 hours after the announcement, I figured Pat would start to change his tune by now. A lot of farmers have been saying he’s a misogynist based on how he treats women v men and I’m starting to see that; we will see if he’s still bitching and moaning about her through August.

His ego was probably hurt because he spent this month telling everyone how stupid they were thinking Biden would ever drop out. Poor piggy
 
Nashville
I'm picking only "conservative" cities here
At least the last time I was there, Nashville was bluer than Fatrick's balls and probably more circumcised. That place is the Jew capital of Dixie, with plenty of Pepperoni-Americans.
Where is the pay off of over 1/2 a year of posting given the material is the kind of shit Elon could ban 'em for?
I'll play devil's advocate: Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed has been paying at least $20 each MATI stream to make sure that the entire audience thinks of him as a fart-loving furfag. Him being a fart-loving furfag is half of the entertainment value, and the other half is Jersh's non-reaction to the images.
The main reason I think Trevor is a troll is because he hits every single meme you could possibly imagine, in a way that's more common with how we make fun of leftists than the way they usually act. It seems more like someone with our sensibilities making a parody.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I swear to god, going through this ongoin freakout while listening to that REM end of the world song I failed to link to my prior post is fuckin glorious
Is he going to start helping his ingredients escape?
But his fucking face is orange..
. How do you not understand cwc logic?
We've gone from "President Cheeto" to "President Fanta"
Kathy Hochul
less hateable
The majority of her state wants her to be strung up like a pinata. The Democrats are mad at her for not enough gibs, and the Republicans are mad at her for her surveillance policy (and for being a Democrat). Her and Trump are the only candidates in NY that would be more likely to lose in their home state than elsewhere
Thinking past the inevitable mental break Pat what would you like to see? I’m partial to born-again pat.

Imagine! “Enjoy salvation, child!”

It’s finally piss off the last few people in his camp, too.
Patrick would be the human embodiment of the phrase "there's no hate like Christian love"
Hot take but I dont think fatrick is gay, if he came out he would get a lot of positive feedback from leftists on twitter. Fatrick even went so far as to pretend to be conservative who supports trump to get love. I think fatrick is just a straight man with an extremely high level of estrogen in his body.
He claims to be conservative so he can be the token liberal "conservative", and he claims to be straight despite talking about performing acts on men, so I don't think these two are inconsistent. Keep in mind it's popular now to claim to be straight while fucking men (Fuentes, "kissing the homes goodnight", "traps", etc)
 
He's still so mad. I think he's going to call Harris a slur before September.

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Patrick fails to understand that his side hate the police. Her whole bullshit about being "top cop" was well bullshit. She wasn't hard on criminals, maybe for California, but not to other States. Hell, when an actual police officer was killed, she didn't seek the death penalty. She's stupid enough to think that life in prison is cheaper (she loves the idea of prison labour). She's pro tranny rape. She helped incarcerate an innocent black man who was in prison for murder. She's also the daughter of two professors, so what will black voters see in her? Her brother in law works for Uber as General Counsel, a company with a pretty shitty history with minorities. Don't get me started on what California is doing to people out of State now to get peoples guns taken from them, Harris will do the same.

For fuck sake's even NPR has an article calling the whole "top cop" thing a meme.

Trump is going to win in a landslide if the Democrats don't cheat with their illegals. Patrick will seethe for the next four years constantly being shown to be wrong, because he always is.

It’s weird - reddit got in line about 6 hours after the announcement, I figured Pat would start to change his tune by now. A lot of farmers have been saying he’s a misogynist based on how he treats women v men and I’m starting to see that; we will see if he’s still bitching and moaning about her through August.

His ego was probably hurt because he spent this month telling everyone how stupid they were thinking Biden would ever drop out. Poor piggy
There's a reason why he thirsts after trannies more often than women nowadays. Like Wu.
 
There's a reason why he thirsts after trannies more often than women nowadays. Like Wu.
He's a fat FAGGOT with bitch tits.
no lol. He just goes with it. You have to remember he will deny reality so hard even when it's right in front of his face.
He even likes to say that he's not fat by any medical standard, even though he is fat by every medical standard, even the medical standards they use for blue whales.
 
He's a fat FAGGOT with bitch tits.

He even likes to say that he's not fat by any medical standard, even though he is fat by every medical standard, even the medical standards they use for blue whales.
No child, I am not. And no child, I never was. These are just your delusions. You have never believed a single true thing about me. You are not "kiwis," stalker. You are clinically obsessed criminal cyberstalkers facing multiple felony charges for crimes against my family. I don't need to change, stalker. You did. Too late.

You are going to prison, stalker.

You are mentally ill, stalker.

You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease contacting this phone number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment. Do not contact this number again.
 
Kamala "Word Salad" Harris is less coherent than Biden.
I see Harris and her word salad a bit different.

She's trying to not offend and sound like she's got a great grasp on whatever. The great grasp comes from debate education where you try to sound credible when BSing and you are rewarded if you can do that well as a trial lawyer. Trying not to offend and sounding like you are in control smacks of imposter syndrome because she was sucking wind in her presidential run like Joe "the senator from MBNA who was caught out lying in '88" Biden sucked wind. Part of her knows she's the VP not because she was second best in the 2020 primary. The closer you get to the top the more you want to not backslide and every person you offend can lead to the loss so plenty of these selected officials suffer that 'word salad' problem.

In theory Harris should have skill in speaking and there will be someone who'll compile her court performance along with her before the presidential run speaking as a way to show her bullshit/honesty. If the above hot take is right and she dumps trying to sound like she knows shit when she doesn't and just says 'good question - I don't know but I'll get briefed on it so the next time I get asked I'll have better information and have a better answer than I don't know' it would be a not only a change in how the citizens get jerked around and would be seen as a straighter shooter than the world salad dodging while trying not to offend. 2024 is hers to lose both at the convention and the general election.

Remember when Trump was straight shooting about the Bush family/Iraq with Jeb! ? The citizens understand bullshit and calling it out VS dodging is gonna score points.
 
No child, I am not. And no child, I never was. These are just your delusions. You have never believed a single true thing about me. You are not "kiwis," stalker. You are clinically obsessed criminal cyberstalkers facing multiple felony charges for crimes against my family. I don't need to change, stalker. You did. Too late.

You are going to prison, stalker.

You are mentally ill, stalker.

You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease contacting this phone number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment. Do not contact this number again.
Yes, stalker. You are. And yes, stalker. You always were, still are, and always will be. I am entirely correct about your lies and defamation. I am a true and honest authentic Kiwi Farmer, stalker. And I am not a "clinically obsessed criminal cyberstalker", as you keep claiming due to your insane delusions. I am only here to lawfully record your thousands of vile and sociopathic actions against the innocent public. You must change your ways before you fall to the consequences of your actions, stalker. Which is something you'll never do.

You are going to prison, stalker.

You are mentally ill, stalker.

You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease grinding black children into pepperoni. Continuing to do so constitutes felony FFWBT porcine antics. Do not contact this number again.
 
First off HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Secondly fat has now decided that anyone unauthorised to be "in his presence" is now a criminal stalkerchild who will be violently subdued and arrested
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So now its not only booking his airBNB hovel, not only is it attending the same conventions, but simply being near him at any time will be grounds for him to physically assault you while oinking for the cops to drag you to prison
 
Is this person more Patrick S. Tomlinson or more Ethan Ralph?

Or it's just me who see both of them at once in this mutant.
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He looks like he has either downs or fetal alcohol syndrome (or both). I think he looks more like Fat Rick than the bog hog, but I only very vaguely see the resemblance. How does someone even achieve a lumpy potato face and such an uneven mustache like this?
Yes, stalker. You are. And yes, stalker. You always were, still are, and always will be. I am entirely correct about your lies and defamation. I am a true and honest authentic Kiwi Farmer, stalker. And I am not a "clinically obsessed criminal cyberstalker", as you keep claiming due to your insane delusions. I am only here to lawfully record your thousands of vile and sociopathic actions against the innocent public. You must change your ways before you fall to the consequences of your actions, stalker. Which is something you'll never do.

You are going to prison, stalker.

You are mentally ill, stalker.

You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease grinding black children into pepperoni. Continuing to do so constitutes felony FFWBT porcine antics. Do not contact this number again.
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First off HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Secondly fat has now decided that anyone unauthorised to be "in his presence" is now a criminal stalkerchild who will be violently subdued and arrested
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So now its not only booking his airBNB hovel, not only is it attending the same conventions, but simply being near him at any time will be grounds for him to physically assault you while oinking for the cops to drag you to prison
needs to go into random.txt
 
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