Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

There’s no way she’d be on a podcast. She wouldn’t be cool with sharing attention with anybody, and she HAS to be the one that steers the conversation on her terms, so there isn’t much of a way for her to address pretty much anything that’s worthy of a podcast. Also, for all his faults, Keemstar seems to be able to put his foot down and draw a line in the sand when he needs to. Which means that Chantal will meet her greatest adversary: somebody that can’t be easily pushed around.
Yes. But. It would afford her the only thing she loves almost as much a food, and that's male attention - and the lower quality of male giving her attention, the better she likes it. She'd be the only female, and the center of it!

Her joining Lolcow Live has quickly risen to the top of my hilarious shit I want to see happen on the internet in 2024 list.
 
This isn’t the first time Gunt has collided with my guilty-pleasure, 90-Day Fiancé.

If you watched the series way back in Season 2, you’re familiar with the saga of “Mohamed and Danielle”.

For the uninitiated, Danielle is a fat, filthy fucking idiot from the beautiful resort area known as Sandusky, Ohio. Mohamed is a green-card chaser from Tunisia, who was literally visibly repulsed by his ticket to the US. When it is revealed that Danielle and her three retarded daughters are absolutely flat broke, Mohamed is furious and says “YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE I CAME HERE!
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Danielle, seated on the sofa next to her trophy - clinging to him for dear life, goes “I was afraid if I told you, you wouldn’t want me!” Mohamed keeps going and she says it again, “I was AFRAID YOU WOULDN’T WANT ME!” obviously waiting for him to reassure her that he loves her no matter what.

And no such words were uttered.

Danielle has often reminded me of Gunt - more so during the Nader era than the Kuwait era. She used every opportunity to solicit a loving response from her little Arab, but it never came.

Desperation is the world’s worst cologne, and Chantal bathes in it.

I said this about the time Crackhead Olympics started that she reminded me of Danielle. She also has an odor like Gunt, as per out of Mohamed's own mouth.

Mohamed: "We try have sex, but I couldn't cause she stinks! She no bathe no sex that's final! "

Danielle: *sits in shame and embarrassment, then starts to cry*

Gunt is pretty much like Danielle, but at least Danielle actually married Mohamed which is a key difference between Gunt/Salad and Danielle/Mohamed. Oh, and Danielle has kids, where's YOUR kids, Gunt?

I'm sure Danielle's odor is more "sweat de toilette" rather than blue cheese hinted with body excretion, grease/oil stains and rotting expired 90s perfume basking in the hot sun like Gunt. Possibly some stuck food particles strewn across her abaya and inside the crevices of the blubber abyss.
 
People in her "JUST ANOTHER MANIC THURSDAY" live are giving her suggestions on what content would be good for her and the couples channel. This is Gunt's face with each suggestion made:

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She's shrieking at any suggestions that endure going outside or any type of walking. Even Sand-nig Peetz is trying his best to round up his prized ham (CHHHAHAM) to do things. I think soon Tall Peetz will find his tiny voice from that big hipped, dangling titties, weird hairy patched body of his and start to get angry ON cam instead of offline when Gunt has her meltdown and changes her mind lies about what really happened between them.
 
I want Salah to grow some hairy balls and start slapping her notre dame neck hump like Nader did. There is no way in hell they are in a family apartment and they stay up till 3-4am eating, shouting, and playing his piano. Or is it one of those ghetto apartments buildings with heroin needles on the staircase? Or in Chantals scenario, empty boxes of chicken nuggets.
 
There’s no way she’d be on a podcast. She wouldn’t be cool with sharing attention with anybody, and she HAS to be the one that steers the conversation on her terms, so there isn’t much of a way for her to address pretty much anything that’s worthy of a podcast. Also, for all his faults, Keemstar seems to be able to put his foot down and draw a line in the sand when he needs to. Which means that Chantal will meet her greatest adversary: somebody that can’t be easily pushed around.
Yeah, but she's also gladly done panels in the past. I can think of at least two. Funnily, all of her cohosts were absolute scumbags.
First one was in Summer 21 when she showed up on Negz live to talk shit about FFG. It was when she got warned about Nader, got back with him and promptly doxed Frenchie's number. FFG and the panel sniped each other and then the former got a 7 day ban. She had multiple fall-outs with Negz because he just wanted her to strike FFG.
Second one was around Spring 22 (a particuarly manic era) with RealStreamNews, MFW and Onision where she got pressed on her fake rape accusations and ended up crying.

I doubt she's a big enough fish for Lolcow Live and might be too much of the "bitch drama" genre for them to have on. But again, if it happened, I'd love to see Jim tear into her ass with very simple questions and watch her panic-deflect with stupid shit. Bonus points if one of them archived quick audioclips that could quickly disprove her lies.
 
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So at one point (about 5 minutes in) she puts on her eyeglasses, then takes them off later (about 38 minutes in) and has marks on her face. They are eyeglasses so it's not like it was tight, binding, or heavy against her skin. They still left marks due to the swelleeeeen in her face.

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The marks are from pitting edema. They are still there, but very faintly, at about 1 hour in. They took over 20 minutes to fade to this point, just before she went to couchrot.
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She doesn't like the comparisons to Life By Jen, but I won't be that surprised when she either has one last "Hospital Beeze" video, never to be heard from again, or when Salad makes a post about her being in hospital, or dying.

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lmao Chantal spent her day eaiting disgusting food that her broken palate cannot taste, bobbing her fat deformed head to her rape aspiring, scat fetishizing husband while he played "baby shark" on his child's keyboard and then jumped into a warm, filthy pool, fully clothed in a hijab. And she almost died doing so because she is terminally ill.

I'm still on amputation watch. Her broken sketchers, admitted blistering hooves, and soaking in a public pool which, upon exit, will mean she treads where many bare, filthy and potentially plantar's wart ridden feet have tread before bodes well.

Good thing she's definitely getting around to one day maybe attending a class where someone tries to "educate" her to potentially not eat a Simpson's donut and 4 platters of rice with bread per day, and take her medication regularly. Once she attends this class she can figure out which "medical" quack disputing the advice she wants to follow. And then she can finally just fucking die in the desert with her stumps

Feet are most certainly on their way out based on her lack of hygiene, uncontrolled diabetes, admitted blisters, and now pool area fetid bacteria creeping in. Say goodbye to those boxy and deformed weird little piggies, they were hilarious to laugh at along the way.

Couldn't happen to a nicer, prettier creator.
 
New Live
Thursday July 25 2024
I ALMOST PASSED OUT SWIMMING 😒
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I hate that face.

To all of us who are holding out hope that the beast will die during a stream…
Tonight was close, but no cigar.

Whatever variety of “exercise” Chantal attempts, she will foind a reason to not do it.
So now, swimming’s off the list because “too hot.
This bitch.

It’s almost almost ALMOST as if human beings were not designed to be 400 pounds and residing in the middle fucking east.
Almost.
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Gunt’s Exercise:
Stationary Bike
Swimming
Walks on Beach
 
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You have to love the irony that one of her biggest insecurities leads her to swap entire religions so she can squeeze her oversized face into shape-wear to hide her double chins.

Then her heart/kidneys fail and her whole face blows up, but only one cheek at a time inflates, making her look like Quasimodo, because she lies on her side for so long and fluid pools there probably?

It’s something she can’t hide no matter how she tugs at her polyester wraps, or how she paints herself like a ridiculous 1980s’ whore clown.

ETA- we got to see some of her cluttered kitchen which she claims is in its clean state, when she went to make coffee

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Tonights live swim gave us a glimpse into what it would be like to have chinny kick the bucket on stream. she blamed swimming in the hot tub temp water and the weather being in the 100s as to why she almost collapsed? fainteD? DIED? I do believe it's hot AF in that water especially with those claustrophobic modesty swimsuits, but i think it's her poor health that's the real underlining cause. Yeah, I looked at a 400lbs hippo and deduced that her problem is actually her FAT and infact not the heat.

I found it wild that she even watched lolcow live shill and then she said how people reacted to her comments in chat. I realized right then thats why shes hooked, any attention is good attention for our little piggy. theres no way in fuck our beloved would be able to withstand keem screeching at her. but can you imagine the rage videos she would put out afterwards when she's alone and safe in her hugbox?? priceless.

As for null talking about her impending dirtnap on MATI, i agree. not only is the kuwait arc so atrociously boring that i can't muster watching lives and only skip around... i have also noticed myself pull away slightly feeling the morbid shift of seeing my favorite lolcow enter into her last phase of life. i dont think she's going to pull out of this death spiral, and yeah, its really grim to stomach. :ratface:
 
Chantal and Salah may need to spend some days on the drawing board like a pair of monkeys because right now people are more interested in Ambers deathfat grim reaper, I also think its why she decided to randomly swim to get more attention, the last time she swam it did but people just don’t care anymore and are becoming more bored.

Even her regular beezers are becoming bored with the same topics, cate, food.
 
I do believe it's hot AF in that water especially with those claustrophobic modesty swimsuits, but i think it's her poor health that's the real underlining cause. Yeah, I looked at a 400lbs hippo and deduced that her problem is actually her FAT and infact not the heat. i have also noticed myself pull away slightly feeling the morbid shift of seeing my favorite lolcow enter into her last phase of life. i dont think she's going to pull out of this death spiral, and yeah, its really grim to stomach. :ratface:
So true, that swim showed all of us her current health state.
Just floating in a pool is almost effortless especially since FAT FLOATS, so it was like she had a life jacket on.
Yet she looked like she was going to keel over ! I know that she is doing this to herself and won't listen to doctors or anyone but her denial of reality and refusing to care for herself is awful.
She is going to keep pretending all is well until they cut her leg off and even then she will make excuses and try to bullshit us and herself.
Her end will be like Jen and it will probably be sudden when her kidneys or heart finally fail.
 
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