Hey why'd that [RANDOM SPERG] get banned?

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Cuddlebug said:
I can forgive lack of spelling given the guy isn't a native English speaker.

I can't forgive his attempted heroiscm of a horrible dictator who holds the record on state led murder campaigns on his own citizens. Mao is taught in history classes wordwide as one of the best examples of the dangers of political revolutions.
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Mao wasn't even good on the level of, "You have to crack a few eggheads to lift a country out of poverty." Even for an opressive dictator starting from a low level of economic development he was incompetent. Kill a Sparrow Campaign? :stupid:

I mean damn this guy would probably be more competent than the actual Mao Zedong
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Mourning Dove said:
And speaking of other banned users, I was always in awe of how many posts Batman made. How does one even muster up enough material to pump out 1,000 posts in a month? I visit the forums daily and I only got to 1,000 posts in my fourth month here! But if Batman's posts were of such low quality I'm surprised he wasn't banned sooner.
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It's doable. 1000 posts in a 31 day period is 32.25 posts per day. That's easily doable (just three or four posts per hour), but it requires you to have a massive amount of free time and be willing to participate in a ton of threads. And you need to visit the forum every day to maintain just a few posts per hour.
 
Carlson said:
It's doable. 1000 posts in a 31 day period is 32.25 posts per day. That's easily doable (just three or four posts per hour), but it requires you to have a massive amount of free time and be willing to participate in a ton of threads. And you need to visit the forum every day to maintain just a few posts per hour.
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Damn. Just... fucking damn. Unless there's major breaking news, I'm sure I do maybe 3-5 posts per day, and even though I try to self-censor and stay constructive, I think I chime in a lot. I can't imagine 30 posts a day, every day. I'd have to literally be typing every thought that crossed my head.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
Damn. Just... fucking damn. Unless there's major breaking news, I'm sure I do maybe 3-5 posts per day, and even though I try to self-censor and stay constructive, I think I chime in a lot. I can't imagine 30 posts a day, every day. I'd have to literally be typing every thought that crossed my head.
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he really did just that.
 
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Altissimo said:
i'm now curious
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I'm sure a few people were in forum chat after it happened and have a basic idea. Basically I won't speak for Flossman as it's up to him whether he wants to tell the masses of the faggotry directed towards him, but as for me, long story short once he realised I was female Cranium basically just talked to me like a dumb set of tits and arse. On top of this he actually demanded I send him a picture of my boobs, and usually this would be laughed off as just pissing around, but we were both sure he was serious. He was generally rude, abrasive, loud and so tryhard it was actually physically painful. He also called me a stupid bitch when I told him outright that I didn't like Gayer and that his music tastes were basically 'baby's first metal'.

There were some pretty hilarious things he came out with, and the pisstaking from me and Floss just made the whole conversation amazing, but that's a whole other story.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
Damn. Just... fucking damn. Unless there's major breaking news, I'm sure I do maybe 3-5 posts per day, and even though I try to self-censor and stay constructive, I think I chime in a lot. I can't imagine 30 posts a day, every day. I'd have to literally be typing every thought that crossed my head.
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It's even worse as Brooklyn said: 62 posts per day.

If he was awake for 12 hours of the day and slept for 12 hours a night (I'm not sure if this guy had a job), that would have been about 5 posts per hour. He'd need to be making a new post on the board every 12 minutes. Dude's barely even got time to take a shit between posting.
 
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Cuddlebug said:
iirc he said he was from Vietnam
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No he wasn't Vietnamese. He was British. Originally from Wales. He moved to China a couple years back. He's not Asian. He just didn't have a very good education like quite a few people here.
 
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On top of this he actually demanded I send him a picture of my boobs, and usually this would be laughed off as just pissing around, but we were both sure he was serious.
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shutupman got banned for harassing me with that "joke", so.
 
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Cuddlebug said:
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Assuming he slept 6 hours a day, take out 2 hours for eating, hygiene, and chores. that leaves 16 hours.
That's about 4 posts an hour, if you assume he was unemployed and spent every second here.
That almost doubles if you assume he worked full time, and didn't post while working.
He could have made a post roughly every 7.5-15 minutes
 
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At least Batman's absence his given us both a lot more free time. He doesn't have to post on here all the time, and we don't have to spend all the time reading them.
 
Altissimo said:
shutupman got banned for harassing me with that "joke", so.
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That shit gets old fast. Doing it once should be a warning, anything after that an instaban. Unless you're talking to Mythos, because that's just asking for pics of corgi tummies, and those are adorable.
 
Batman didn't just post a lot of small stuff, his posts were inordinately huge usually.
 
Mourning Dove said:
Not really. :roll:
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I tried. It was very difficult, because they tended to be over a paragraph (sometimes multiple paragraphs that responded to more than one person or broke down a post into multiple chunks) and usually didn't have anything especially exciting to read.

Edit: That actually makes the post count even sadder, because it means that either he basically spewed a stream-of-consciousness babble (which it didn't seem like) or he was actually spending several minutes composing each post.

If he was seriously putting out one post every 7 minutes or so, he had literally barely enough time to go to the bathroom between postings.

At least Batman's absence his given us both a lot more free time. He doesn't have to post on here all the time, and we don't have to spend all the time reading them.
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We're probably spending more time talking about his posts than we did reading them.
 
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