Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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I was wondering the other day about this

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I know cancer thing is over and buried but I kept wondering doesn't a mountain of fat make it difficult to access bone marrow, and yes the answer is yes it does.
 
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I was wondering the other day about this

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I know cancer thing is over and buried but I kept wondering doesn't a mountain of fat make it difficult to access bone marrow, and yes the answer is yes it does.
It would be kinda funny if the reason why Boogie did not get the biopsy was because that he's too fat for it. I know he's full of shit, but imagine a weird alternate reality where the cancer was real and boogie is talking to his oncologist: "Sorry Steven you're just too fucking fat. We can't reach your spine. The only tools available would be the ones for elephants, which would likely kill you. So here's a cocktail of medicine for you instead, that might keep your struggling ticker going for a few more years. Stop crying and get the fuck out of my practice grifter."
 
So even with people talking about how Keemstar's shit if fake and gay we all agree that Boogie DID lie about the cancer right?
He certainly did. He'd have done a genetic marker test, which would've confirmed it, or biopsy years ago. It's also telling that the causes he listed are side effects of being a fat retard on T and who has sleep apnea. Lied about that. He also very cleanly lied about at least some of the abuse to the point you could shred it, but YTers are not gonna do that due to how demonitizeable it is. Even Saturated Content was too chickenshit to touch that landmine.

Also as for the tats, I'm ruling them fake since tbh hennas or airbrushes leave a residue like that. Even then, you can spring for ephemeral ink, which is designed to fade within the "contracted time" and is applied like the real shit. I've seen the aftermath of tats, and there wasn't as much raised skin as I'd expect after an ink job; even steady hands would've caused some irritation. Doesn't help his reddened cheeks lowkey hide everything.

I did not watch Keem's gnome circus, since it sounded fucking lame, and I feel quite vindicated given he's just trying to force it on more. Reminder this bald fuck also tried to sabotage MoistCritikal since he got pissy he's comparatively irrelevant despite being peers.
 
Boogie lies about childhood abuse then lies about having cancer for attention and profit. He gets a real face tattoo branding him a "Liar" for the rest of his life, believing this will absolve him of everything and his beard will cover it anyway so no big deal.

Then God smites him with a very real diagnosis of alopecia, fake beards are not made to fit such fat faggots. He cannot afford a bespoke one because he lied about childhood abuse and having cancer.

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Keem's a sadist so they're perfect for each other.
To be fair I think it's safe to say everyone on KF is a sadist to some degree.
We all take glee in watching lolcows, especially Boogie, suffer.
That's why no one gives a shit about LCL anymore. It was only amusing when we got to see Boogie having a bad time. Now that it seems he gets to have sunshine and rainbows it's not worth watching.
Fuck, Keemstar probably has a KF account.
 
Huh...there was another one. On his birthday no less. :( Didn't hear a peep on this one. I wonder if it was someone on Boogie's end or a prank. Timing looks close to the time he got the tat? -edit- hit the blotter about an hour after the stream ended?
With this many fucking welfare checks the police should fucking arrest him and conduct an investigation. If it was swatting shit that's different but one these was actually listed as a suicide threat.
It's clear as shit it's not just haters swatting him/trying to fuck with him. He's using the cops for his manipulation shit.
 
To be fair I think it's safe to say everyone on KF is a sadist to some degree.
We all take glee in watching lolcows, especially Boogie, suffer.

I disagree. I think I'm empathetic. I don't like to see lolcows suffer simply for the sake of it, but because it's justice. These assholes treat other people like shit. Exploit them, humiliate them, scam them out of money, etc. So when they get a bit of payback, it's a bit like learning that there really is a God and he cares about what happens to his children.

And this fat bastard needs to be struck down by his divine judgement.

The alternative is just to think it's all just random and nobody ever gets their just desserts. While that may be true, it'd be tragic.
 
The TommyC "leak" and now this. Yeah, they're definitely moving past the boogie saga. Going to be funny to see views drop and boogs go into cope mode as he fades back into obscurity, but this time with a stupid tattoo.
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Keemstar is a menace.

11 years and not one mention. Blanket ban on the DKF subject. Actively admonishing Wingo for misgendering a predator. Threatening lolsuits against DSP to generate content and punish him for refusing the King's mandate he join the show.

I hope to God I get to see the gnome get what he deserves.
 
Certainly not actionable defamation and entirely baseless, but paying a lawyer a couple bucks to send DSP a scary letter would probably be enough to get him to fuck off, as he certainly couldn't afford to fight it since he needs to save his money for wrestling phone games. Fucking legal system.
 
Certainly not actionable defamation and entirely baseless, but paying a lawyer a couple bucks to send DSP a scary letter would probably be enough to get him to fuck off, as he certainly couldn't afford to fight it since he needs to save his money for wrestling phone games. Fucking legal system.
If DSP tried to crowdsource funding to fight this attention whore, he’d probably do quite well.
 
The TommyC "leak" and now this. Yeah, they're definitely moving past the boogie saga. Going to be funny to see views drop and boogs go into cope mode as he fades back into obscurity, but this time with a stupid tattoo.
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Knowing DSP, he'll find a way to get out of it scot free.
 
You can get tattoos which are done with a real needle but fade after a few years (see Ephemeral tattoos). It's ink that is designed to fade with time. I am 100% certain this is what Boogie has had done. It explains the lack of swelling or proper aftercare and any he went to some specific tattoo shop and was all set up and good to go before he joined the stream. It'll be gone in 3 years max.

Women sometimes get this done to their eyebrows in a procedure called microblading.

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Those are man eyebrows after TF is that girl thinking 😭 😭.
 
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