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Imagine thinking you're going to make the next great Soulslike with a strong feminist ugly negroid protagonist that makes all the games journalists wet and you can't even pull Suicide Squad numbers.

Many such cases.

Sad!
Worse, the game is a collection of random game design elements that have fuck all to do with each other

Bonfires
Soulslite combat but no stamina
GOW active reload
Ubisoft objective markers
Open world side quests
Cinematic platforming
Crafting
Tic tac toe minigames
 
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Fallout London​



You guys need to understand that Synth is a DBZ fan and an ADHD zoomer. Expecting him to read and follow basic instructions was never going to end well.
 
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Fallout London​




You guys need to understand that Synth is a DBZ fan and an ADHD zoomer. Expecting him to read and follow basic instructions was never going to end well.
Synth being in denial of the fact that he's at least a Zillennial if not one of the oldest Zoomers is funny. Some demographers put the beginning of Zoomers at 1995, the year he was born.
 
This is how you don't play: Modding Fallout 4

Why even show that? Its stuff you do offstream so you can NOT look like an idiot on stream.

I always do it off stream and I do a test run to make sure its all running fine. Tech fiddling tends to be boring for the viewer at the best of times.

New vid on Flintlock. The shared mediocrity of this, Forspoken, Deathloop, and various other ugly over budgeted unsuccessful nigger protagonist games released within the last 5 years makes me wonder if the people who make slop like this ever actually play their own games. Maybe the 500 people recorded on steamcharts were all just devs and their family members.

This video was boring, ngl.

Before you neg rate me, allow me to explain first.

It is absolutely not Synth's fault. It is the fault of the source material. This game looks like it was made at the same DEI factory that Forspoken and many others was made. Its just another game that reminds me why I mostly play games that are old enough to drink or getting there. I wonder why he even bothered, I mean, after a certain point, there are only so many ways you can call out woke sludge before even you start getting tired of the same old same old. Flintlock offers that little to truly talk about, he cant even talk much about the setting because it is also tiresomely uninteresting.

I miss when games inspired my creative brain and motivated my dreams of creating something of my own. My PS2 games were my home away from me as I felt the good times they provided just would never end.

And you know this game's failure wont matter, for various reasons.

1- Assuming the higher ups learn something from this, it WILL be the wrong lessons. Do not underestimate their capacity to fail at basic understanding, especially if it means that they would have to share some of the blame. They will say that this is a sign that single player experiences arent worth the investment anymore and we need multiplayer always online games. The power of self delusion and confirmation bias is real, folks.

2- Synth did bring this up but Im sure its something all of us with basic pattern recognition have noticed..."Vote with your wallet" isnt working anymore, or at least not as much as it should. Now, he didnt go into certain details because he knows Youtube is always looking for an excuse to shut down his channel but we all know he was infering to ESG and DEI companies artificially keeping these companies alive so they can keep pumping this culturally damaging slop. The concept of "Zombie companies" is absolutely real and relevant as we are still living in the consequences from the hasty decisions from the 2008 economic crisis. Powerful elite players with more money and power than they deserve manipulating the market to try to reshape society into the hellscape they desire.

3- Game development just isnt what it used to be. For a hobby that appeals to so many, their creation appeals to very little people. And the few that make it into the industry only have horror stories to tell, causing any passion and love they had for the process to evaporate, only leaving a resentful and clinically depressed overworked husk while your POS DEI diversity hire barely does any work because overworking them would be one of the isms. We lost the "dude bros" attitude we had with companies like early Id.

4- This whole industry is poisoned, Im sorry but it is. Synth also brought this up but it bears repeating, do not think that indie games will save us cuz they wont, since its devs are infected with the cultural degeneracy of our times so, more often than not, their indie slop will also have the same BS you'd expect from DEI controlled triple A games. You see freaking tranny references in midevil fantasy settings, how is that even possible? In gaming these days, either you go indie and thus make your game look like the same pixel art game (or PSX clone) that appeals to a bygone era or you have massively inflated budget tech demos that show off graphics that feel utterly worthless with the sheer mediocrity that they are portraying.


There are more reasons but I settled on 4. There is no one size fits all explanation for this and many things going wrong these days.

So discussing another DEI worthless slop like this is just tiresome, especially since I never even considered buying these games or any game younger than 11 years old at most. It has that little to offer and discuss.
 
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That Flintlock game had only 400 players at it's peak on release day.

The studio that made it is 100% going out of business.

Edit: I just looked it up. The launch brought in a paltry 780k of sales out of a whopping 19 million dev budget, so yea unless Jesus and Santa Clause show up and start are dropping pallets of cash this is a bankruptcy causing giga flop.
 
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New vid on Flintlock. The shared mediocrity of this, Forspoken, Deathloop, and various other ugly over budgeted unsuccessful nigger protagonist games released within the last 5 years makes me wonder if the people who make slop like this ever actually play their own games. Maybe the 500 people recorded on steamcharts were all just devs and their family members.
Just watching this slop gives me nigger fatigue, I can't imagine actually playing this - pouring one out for synth and all other reviewers who have to stomach these games to put out a review.

Synth can be entertaining but goddamn if he aint a zoomer who cant use his thinking thoughts for more than 5 minutes before his brain gives up. Like i get that preferences are a thing, but he sometimes fails at the most simple puzzles in games or gets annoyed when the game is having a slow, non-action part. Like if the game doesnt have action at all times he just mentally drifts away until flashing lights or action appears.

He is the Son of Dsp and he is on his way to become him if he keeps it up, hell he might take upon his Goutfather trait of hating playing video games.
A surprising number of YouTube reviewers are inept at playing and/or analyzing games - they really are the replacement for games journalists, lol.
 
Synth being in denial of the fact that he's at least a Zillennial if not one of the oldest Zoomers is funny. Some demographers put the beginning of Zoomers at 1995, the year he was born.
Sorry, friend, but 1997 is the first year of the demon horde known as zoomies. Lorde is a goated millennial and you can never change that.
 
Synth being in denial of the fact that he's at least a Zillennial if not one of the oldest Zoomers is funny. Some demographers put the beginning of Zoomers at 1995, the year he was born.
"I AM A MILLENIAL! I AM A MILLENIAL! I AM A MILLENIAL! I AM A MILLENIAL! I AM A MILLENIAL! I AM A MILLENIAL! I AM A MILLENIAL! " - Synth
credit to that one fag in chat who constantly gets into fights with him
the one he had a talk with his fucking brother about
 
Synth did bring this up but Im sure its something all of us with basic pattern recognition have noticed..."Vote with your wallet" isnt working anymore, or at least not as much as it should. Now, he didnt go into certain details because he knows Youtube is always looking for an excuse to shut down his channel but we all know he was infering to ESG and DEI companies artificially keeping these companies alive so they can keep pumping this culturally damaging slop.
The problem is that gigantic asset management firms are given carte blanche to mismanage normal people's stock portfolios and 401k while obscuring how the parked funds are being used behind a wall of buzzwords that sound vaguely socially conscientious. These people aren't just being told that they're morally doing the right thing when they put their money into Blackrock or they adopt ESG policies, they're also being told that it's actually the best thing to do financially, which is a total lie.
These zombie companies wouldn't have infinite money if the proponents of ESG weren't allowed to just straight up lie to people about how economically beneficial it is to evaluate a company's investment worthiness based on how fucking gay and dysfunctional it is. "Vote with your wallet" needs to be amended with "spreading the truth" about how poisonous this shit is to both culture and the economy.
 
As long he doesn't go on a tirade about how "we got to have 6 year old wives to prevent the extinction of the white race" on a stream, he's good in my book. For a NEET at least.
I've literally seen clips of Andrew Anglin and Zherka say those exact things I mentioned. People like that exist. I'm only just coping and sneeding that Synth isn't one of those kinds of people.
Got a link to the clips in question? This sounds like absurd hyperbole to me.
 
"I AM A MILLENIAL! I AM A MILLENIAL! I AM A MILLENIAL! I AM A MILLENIAL! I AM A MILLENIAL! I AM A MILLENIAL! I AM A MILLENIAL! " - Synth
credit to that one fag in chat who constantly gets into fights with him
the one he had a talk with his fucking brother about

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Got a link to the clips in question? This sounds like absurd hyperbole to me.
I don't watch Anglin nor Zherka obviously, but I remembered there was a MATI stream where Null talked about how some pick-me influencer (think that Pearl Davis woman but uglier) was considering giving away her 5 year old daughter to Zherka as a bride. Null showed a clip from a stream about said pick-me and Zherka talking about that 'deal'.

Then like early last year on MATI there was a stream clip shown where Anglin was on Ralph's stream talking about how (verbatim) child brides are the future and it is only pedophillia if its guys preying on little boys, but guys preying on little girls? Not pedophillia according to him so it's okay.

This has nothing to do with Synth ofc as far as I know he never said anything of the sort. But I don't exaggerate when like people like this do exist and I'm somewhat optimistic that while Synth is a semi-degen NEET, he's not on that level at least.

But yeah those two guys have threads and it's pretty open that they believe in this shit.
 
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