Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Vandy2]

Isn't there a couple of YouTubers who voices lowered dramatically due to GERD damaging their vocal chords? Maybe Gyro is trying alternatives since microdosing HRT isn't working.
(JK, Gyro is just lazy.)

 

[Pee Your Pants]

This post led me to some places:


The shop. It has some cute little figurines. I found the listing for their one of Sigyn.

It's a shop based in the UK, so the shipping is nearly the same amount as the item, at $13.28.

I found Staph's review...

...which led me to her Etsy page, which we know all about. Her AnarchoEnbyShop is no longer active, but the reviews are still there to read and have a laugh at. Anyway, the fun is on her customer profile, because her insane amount of favourites (2068 favourites at the moment) is public and still very active. Go and have a browse through them all, they're all grouped into collections, like spiritual (767 items) and clothes (305). It's quite the insight into her brain.

From there I found the possible place of where she got her mugwort capsules, because it was in her favourites list.


Anyway... this goes to show that there isn't much to report on today.

She wants your attention. Give her a cuddle or play with her, then she will stop.


Loki Tumblr really does need its own thread. It's absolutely schizo. 'Tom Hiddleston's Loki's voice told me that I am intersex.'

This was after two massive spergs wrote essays about how someone mocked them for how much they love the Norse Sigyn:

'Well, I am obsessed with ALL of Norse mythology, suck my dick.'

Edit to add this random statement:

What sort of lunatic statement is this? She doesn't like canned tuna because she thought it came with salad? What the fuck. That's some spiteful shit against canned tuna. I'm surprised she doesn't claim that she is triggered by tuna because of its deceit. The way she felt compelled to express this with no prompt is mind boggling.

Looking forward to the YouTube vlog.

 

[Aunt Carol]

down to shitty genes much like her weirdly small mouth? Makes it all the more amusing to see her romanticise her birth mother (as well as her ancestors, who she's clearly treating as characters in a fanfiction) when her birth mother is likely the reason she's such a goblin.

She barely mentions her bio dad but surely he contributed some bad genes to our bxy as well?

It all makes sense now: the backsliding away from competence, the chins on chins, the fleshy eyes, even the green eyeshadow.

Some day, decades from now, Stephanie is going to be the absolute most annoying human hybrid in all of Y'ha-nthlei.

 

[pink cigarettes]

What sort of lunatic statement is this?

This sounds like the kind of non-stop monologue that comes out of some awful girl you'd get stuck seated next to on a Greyhound bus.
Also, why would you continue to avoid canned tuna now? Are you still leaving your busted teeth under the pillow for the tooth fairy even though you know better?
And anyway tuna steak vs canned tuna is completely different; if your family is that retarded then blah blah blah you know what, I think she just made this story up. "Lol I'm quirgy! My fambly dint know why I liked tuner steaks but not tuner from a can! Even to this day!" Thinking about this is making me dumber

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

She doesn't like canned tuna because she thought it came with salad?

She didn't realize that the canned tuna itself was a separate product - she thought that it came in the can mixed with celery and mayo.

That's still not a really logical reason to not like canned tuna, so I guess it's just that she hated tuna salad and doesn't want to eat canned tuna because it reminds her of that. But she can't come up with simple and ordinary reasons for things.

 

[a feel]

But she can't come up with simple and ordinary reasons for things.

Or not overshare and post her every dimwitted thought on the internet. She's so brain damaged she needs a sounding board for every little thought that rattles around fruitlessly inside her head.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

Or not overshare and post her every dimwitted thought on the internet. She's so brain damaged she needs a sounding board for every little thought that rattles around fruitlessly inside her head.

and it seems like those thoughts are starting to run dry and she's scraping the bottom of the barrel to find opinions to post

 

[Poonocchio]

and it seems like those thoughts are starting to run dry and she's scraping the bottom of the barrel to find opinions to post

Maybe soon we'll be treated to a brand new paraphilia or religion she can insert herself into and sperg about?

 

[brooky]

When she said he claimed to be able to communicate with spirits through drugs, I instantly thought he must have been a drug dealer trying to make a sale. Oh, and she lasted 5 hours.

Personally, I'm shocked she had a conversation with a (presumable) cismale that lasted more than five minutes.

I don't get drug dealer vibes necessarily-- I mean, he probably also deals drugs, but there's enough rando druggies on the streets who also actually believe in demons and spirits and shit. OTOH, Steph should be careful. OTOH maybe it's good that she makes a friend????? Lol

 

[glass_houses]

Personally, I'm shocked she had a conversation with a (presumable) cismale that lasted more than five minutes.

I don't get drug dealer vibes necessarily-- I mean, he probably also deals drugs, but there's enough rando druggies on the streets who also actually believe in demons and spirits and shit. OTOH, Steph should be careful. OTOH maybe it's good that she makes a friend????? Lol

An old housemate (who was an ex methhead himself) brought home one because he liked the deep, spiritual conversations that he had with her. After that, every few weeks she'd knock on the door at some unholy hour, wanting money "help" We were only able to get rid of her after we kicked him out.

If you spend most of your time off the planet, I daresay that you might confuse getting high with astral projection or some shit like that.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

I don't have as much energy to cap + snark on Staph, plus she's been boring, but I come bearing a wonderful gift...

Full PDFs of both of her books.

I paid nothing. Free Kindle trial, free book rental... but the amount of time I spent trying to figure out how to download this shit and crack it was ridiculously boomer of me. But I did it.

I personally am thrilled I can carry her books anywhere and have them forever so even if none of you enjoy the fruits of my labor, I will.

 

[Helvetia]

holy formatting, batman!

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Maybe soon we'll be treated to a brand new paraphilia or religion she can insert herself into and sperg about?

I'm hoping for a new ghost husband or celebrity fixation, especially if it's someone only Staph would find appealing. And possibly a new label for oppression points. Also I miss seeing her insult people in what was supposed to be an Irish accent, that time she called an anti woke boomer on Twitter "ye feckin old hoor" for telling her to speak English after Staph responded to a gender critical post in Google translated Irish Gaelic lives rent free in my head. Unintentionally racist in a hilarious way.

 

[JaneThough]

I'm hoping for a new ghost husband or celebrity fixation, especially if it's someone only Staph would find appealing. And possibly a new label for oppression points. Also I miss seeing her insult people in what was supposed to be an Irish accent, that time she called an anti woke boomer on Twitter "ye feckin old hoor" for telling her to speak English after Staph responded to a gender critical post in Google translated Irish Gaelic lives rent free in my head. Unintentionally racist in a hilarious way.

Didn’t Rodney Alcala die recently or am I misremembering? He’d be perfect for the harem, though may be too white and straight

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Didn’t Rodney Alcala die recently or am I misremembering? He’d be perfect for the harem, though may be too white and straight

Died: July 24, 2021

Parents were Mexican-American. I'm a bit surprised she hasn't latched on to him, now that you mention it. I guess he's too obscure for her.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

may be too white and straight

Not like that would stop her - she's said before she likes men with "Germanic" heritage, similar to her (not helping the Nazi accusations there...) but it's a moot point anyway cause this Alcala is THE BROWN (though she loves Ramirez, and I guess MJ counts too even though she seems to be most attracted to him after he turned white and got all that plastic surgery). She likes to make her ghost husbands KWEER too, because they're with her, a totally not female, totally intersex genderspecial bxy.

 

[JaneThough]

Died: July 24, 2021

Parents were Mexican-American. I'm a bit surprised she hasn't latched on to him, now that you mention it. I guess he's too obscure for her.

She calls herself a true crime fan and doesn’t know the serial killer who was on a nationally broadcast dating show? Amateur.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She calls herself a true crime fan and doesn’t know the serial killer who was on a nationally broadcast dating show? Amateur.

Reminder to everyone (because I will never get over it): Staph didn't know that one of Dahmer's victims escaped and police officers brought the naked and bleeding boy back to Dahmer's apartment, as they thought it was some gay sex shit they didn't understand, and he was murdered. His name was Konerak Sinthasomphone and he was 14 years old. It's one of the most commonly known true crime facts.

Staph only learnt it when she watched the Netflix Dahmer TV show and was all 'whoa dude, I can't believe I didn't know about this' about it.

She knows fuck all about true crime. If she really took the time to read and understand the facts, maybe she wouldn't be so quick to ghost-marry or write smut fic about whatever serial killer she sees depicted on TV.

Edit to add: I have a load of caps coming up later.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She knows fuck all about true crime. If she really took the time to read and understand the facts, maybe she wouldn't be so quick to ghost-marry or write smut fic about whatever serial killer she sees depicted on TV.

Back in the day you had to watch the news when they were caught or buy a paperback novel-sized book to learn true crime stories. Nowadays any given killer has a handful of hour-plus YouTube amateur documentaries and/or podcasts about them, so you can turn it on in the background and do almost no work whatsoever. Multiply that if they had an interesting story or a big body count.

It would do Stephanie good to start following a true crime podcast; she might start imprinting on the hosts instead of the killers, or at least have a community that wants to talk gory crime details but from a "crime bad" angle.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I thought I would do a separate post for the screencaps I have. As usual, I have grouped them by subject under spoilers, just to break them up a bit.

First up, some degeneracy:

Spoiler: I just want to talk about ghost dick.

According to my sources, she hasn't posted anything personal since the time she got her hairy babblers out, except for this statement below.

In general, all she does is repost degenerate trannies e-begging and... well... shit like this.

Spoiler: digital porn

Mostly big titty demon girls in an anime digital style. I guess she is imagining that's her succubus-kin self. The one of someone licking a fairy's ass is interesting. Is she one of those macrosexual people, or just into the idea of fucking the fae? Possibly both.

Guess what this pride flag is for? Clouds? Hands? No, god fuckers, people who think they're so sexy that a god would fuck them. The other flag wasn't any better. They both belong in the bin for being so fucking stupid.


There's a really easy way to stop people from calling out your degenerate shit and making you feel suicidal - get a better therapist.


Giving 'follow my account for more sexy pics ' energy. Tell us what it's called, Stephanie.


Oh, we fucking know exactly how much you love him, in way more detail than you probably tell your therapist.

Rammstein posts, unfortunately:

Spoiler: Flake has aroace energy.

I would say that everyone has a main celebrity that they have a crush on. The difference is that we aren't obnoxious about how we are totes asexual except for that crush. It does not make your crush extra special.


If I were a 60 year old man who has been riding a dick cannon and shooting fire out of a dildo every night, I would be getting pretty jaded about new fans who think they're the cRaZiEsT band eVaaa . I'm showing my hipsterness here, but none of those things are shocking or original if you have a genuine interest in metal bands.


All of Rammstein are queer, except Flake who is aroace. What utter uwu gay Tumblr nonsense.

This was under a picture of Till sat in someone's lap.

LOL I imagine you weigh more than him.


I would love to hear her explain Rammstein to someone who had never heard of them before. Also, I would love to know who these 'IRL friends' are that she talks about.


I can't disagree that she shares the fashion style of a 57 year old man.

Let me get autistic about one of my Staph pet peeves:

Spoiler: Any more

One of my Stephanie pet peeves about the way she words things is her use of 'any more.' It never belongs in the sentence. A fellow farm lurking friend autistically found two old examples of her using it.

The dental saga continues:

Spoiler: $3k root canal

$3k for a root canal? American kiwis, does this sound correct? She says 'extraction' in the singular, implying one, although she has said she is getting three pulled. Either it would be $3k for three root canals and she's just being a spastic at language, or she really does mean for one root canal.

Political sperging:

Spoiler: I sound Gjallahorn at our own time of Ragnarok.

She wrote a post on Facebook after her utiseta:

She sounds like she is organising an act of terrorism. She isn't, of course, but it sounds like a manifesto by a schizo white nationalist into Norse shit. I think you'll be on your own, dear Yarrow.


But, er, what's the date and time?

I had to look this whole 'JD Vance' and 'couch' thing up, based off of this tweet. TLDR for my fellow non-American grandpas who live under a rock: there was a rumour that the Republican vice president fucked a couch cushion.

Er, excuse me, but you section off parts of your personality online into different social media accounts to avoid (or concentrate) discourse.

This makes no sense to anyone. Someone told her about JD Vance then spontaneously told her (I guess they knew she was trans) that she shouldn't have to suffer with the issues surrounding public restrooms? Then Staph felt emotional about it and posted some weird crying gif that looks like a racist Pepe monkey hybrid?


LOL I would love to see it.


Staph needs to come with a fucking glossary. I had never heard of this word before. When I googled the term 'baeddels' it took me to a reddit thread from 4 years ago about this term. She's not only using a term that no one would know what it meant, but it's one no one uses anymore.


This r/outoftheloop post is 5 months old. Which makes her truly way out of the loop.

Mundane statements that your older relative would post on Facebook:

Spoiler: MOOD

She is 35 years old and will be missing at least three teeth before she hits forty. Tragic.


Scared of someone knocking at her door, but she is trying to organise a Viking war against fascists. OK, girl.


Who died?


Wow. Glad you told me.


Wow. Again, thanks for letting me know.

Various:

Spoiler: She's allowed to have her tits out.

Gross. That's your cat.


She updated her YouTube pfp and it's naturally disgusting. 'Cultivating peace in my home community' lol.

I checked her Twitter in case she decided to start using it again and found that it was unlocked. Interestingly, if you don't have a Twitter account, then her account and these tweets can be seen publicly. Very unfortunate that the 'I just wish there were more quiet rapes depicted' and her rape lie is out there for the world to see, only three tweets down.