Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

Never heard of a brothel described as a 'healthy, wholesome' place before. :P

Finally, a healthy, wholesome place where one can go to have sex with women, and feel good about him or herself.

The man is full of contradictions. He wants uncensored sex broadcast freely on the TV and yet doesn't like to watch porn himself. He advocates going to a brothel but he's not interested in one nighters. He's against welfare but is living off it.
 
So, Dan sounds like he's actually jerking off in the middle of his latest slideshow monologue video. There are a few seriously disturbing moments in the video, such as sexualizing child birth (repeat), as well as sexualizing children themselves (talk of ejaculating on children), as well as the usual idealizing children having sex in his future cult.


Don't say I didn't warned ya.
 
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So, Dan sounds like he's actually jerking off in the middle of his latest slideshow monologue video. There are a few seriously disturbing moments in the video, such as sexualizing child birth (repeat), as well as sexualizing children themselves (talk of ejaculating on children), as well as the usual idealizing children having sex in his future cult.



Don't say I didn't warned ya.
I watched what I could but I must've missed the part where he mentions ejaculating on kids. What time does that start?
I find it really disturbing that he was really into videos of an Asian woman breastfeeding in what looked to be some weird sexualised video, based on the fact that they were rubbing their breasts, continuously pushing their boob in the kid's face even after it pulled away several times, and one was wearing lingerie.
At the end he also mentions that he's still not sure whether he wouldn't allow a man to fuck him.
 
I watched what I could but I must've missed the part where he mentions ejaculating on kids. What time does that start?
I find it really disturbing that he was really into videos of an Asian woman breastfeeding in what looked to be some weird sexualised video, based on the fact that they were rubbing their breasts, continuously pushing their boob in the kid's face even after it pulled away several times, and one was wearing lingerie.
At the end he also mentions that he's still not sure whether he wouldn't allow a man to fuck him.
It's in between 01:02:30 01:05:00. The actual quote is in the middle of him talking about child birth, as if he's addressing a woman watching the video - "That's what it's supposed to do you know? You're probably supposed to ejaculate all over the baby right?"

I've got a strong tolerance for creepy / cringey, but this takes the cake. We're seriously witnessing the youtube channel is a dangerous person here.
 
It's in between 01:02:30 01:05:00. The actual quote is in the middle of him talking about child birth, as if he's addressing a woman watching the video - "That's what it's supposed to do you know? You're probably supposed to ejaculate all over the baby right?"

I've got a strong tolerance for creepy / cringey, but this takes the cake. We're seriously witnessing the youtube channel is a dangerous person here.
I'm going to wade into this and see what's up....okay, the part when he starts moaning and groaning when talking about a baby crying, fuck...

Okay, having listened to it, he's saying the fluids involved in giving birth are "ejaculate" (in his words) like when women have an orgasm. First he starts with, "The baby starts to suck on her breasts, oh yeah, sucking, <moaning, groaning>." He does laugh afterwards, but he goes back to it.

1:02:45 "It feels so good, it's like eating ice cream, it's like eating steak, oh, that's so gross, it doesn't feel good to say that, ew, that's nasty, dead animal, I don't even want to think about it." (Then a few minutes later he admits he's eating meat again, and earlier he said he had a bunch of hot dogs. So mentioning the word "steak" nearly causes him to throw up, but he's eating meat every day.)

And then says something like this, as fast as I could type: Please, if you're a girl listening to this, please, consider if you're listening all this time, you like me, but listen to me (moaning, groaning). When you have sex, it's incredible pleasure, when you give birth, spread your legs, just like having sex (which is as accurate a comparison as saying that for a guy having an orgasm and passing a kidney stone are equally pleasurable because they both involve the penis), it's so joyous, relish it (moaning like he's jerking off), so good, yes, feels so good, ugh, oh yeah, joyful orgasm, right. When the baby comes out it stimulates your skenes glands, your g-spot, that's what it's supposed to do, and you're supposed to gush ejaculate all over the baby. Doesn't that make sense, when a woman cums, a woman gushes ejaculate, it's so obvious to me, it's supposed to happen so you gush ejaculate so that the baby comes out of you easily, squirting like a water hose.
 
So Dan went back to Vegas, and he's already pissed off Jeremy so much that he wants nothing more to do with Dan.

I've talked to them both, and Jeremy is fed up of Dan not ignoring him and going on about harems of women, fruit and veg and telemarketing schemes.

Dan however, seems to think it's because he ate popcorn...
 
Dan and Jeremy made a video together recently, which I was lucky enough to watch most of last night as it's been taken down or something now. Jeremy doesn't believe the diet stuff Dan talks about at all and tried to argue that how you eat doesn't affect your motivation to do something as it's all mental. Funny now that Dan has just said he has been sick due to eating popcorn (which he was eating in the video), thus causing him not to go out and make money.

I think Dan has created his whole diet construct as an excuse to be lazy. I think he likes to be lazy because if his diet was the only thing holding him back to riches and sexual gratification then he would be bending over backwards to eat healthy. He sure as heck wouldn't have eaten that bag of popcorn.

I think he's actually got a food addiction. Subconsciously he probably wants to stay poor so he has no choice but to eat the unhealthy, yet tasty, food at the missions.
 
Dan is just crazy, but amusingly so. He's so childlike and naive, it's hard to imagine he actually believes what he's saying, but I think he does.

It's a shame, though unsurprising and totally deserved, that Jemery and even Dan's family have more or less given up on him and distanced themselves from him now. All he's got left now is Kim, and I'm sure even she's tiring of his antics.

It's clear he has absolutely no impulse control and he's totally obsessive. I actually feel kinda bad for Jeremy, it seems he was genuinely trying to help Dan (albeit in his own way) because they go way back and used to be friends in high school, but Dan has basically made an ass out of Jeremy for trying to help him. Guess it's a good warning sign for anyone else who might have the idea of white knighting Dan.

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Dan and Jeremy were such an odd pairing. Everything Jeremy says/writes is crazy, but he's totally full of shit and knows it. Everything Dan says/writes is crazy, but he totally believes all of it. He's not naive, really, he's delusional and living in an autistic fantasy. I think that Jeremy (who doesn't seem to have the longest attention span) thought Dan was "just kidding" about the diet obsession and the rest of it and really just wanted to get laid. Which is....an extreme misreading of Dan's mindset, let's say. But it appears Jeremy thought that if Dan just came to Vegas he would listen to Jeremy. But that was never going to happen because Dan's brain doesn't work that way. I actually missed all this drama and wish I saw the vids before they were taken down. Dan so rarely gets challenged on his delusions that it would have been interesting to watch.
 
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regarding what you said about Kim, apparently Kim has allowed another homeless man(Chris) to live(at least sleep) at her place. dan said "she slept with him". you can clearly notice the sadness in his voice, Dan is really upset. I believe Kim is slowly getting rid of Dan
 
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Dan and Jeremy were such an odd pairing. Everything Jeremy says/writes is crazy, but he's totally full of shit and knows it. Everything Dan says/writes is crazy, but he totally believes all of it. He's not naive, really, he's delusional and living in an autistic fantasy. I think that Jeremy (who doesn't seem to have the longest attention span) thought Dan was "just kidding" about the diet obsession and the rest of it and really just wanted to get laid. Which is....an extreme misreading of Dan's mindset, let's say. But it appears Jeremy thought that if Dan just came to Vegas he would listen to Jeremy. But that was never going to happen because Dan's brain doesn't work that way. I actually missed all this drama and wish I saw the vids before they were taken down. Dan so rarely gets challenged on his delusions that it would have been interesting to watch.
I caught the video and the parts in which Jeremy is challenging his fucked up logic, Dan simply stops what he's doing and does a thousand yard stare away from the camera or Jeremy's face... and then proceeds to slowly say "....right, but....(continues healthiest food ramblings)." He looked annoyed, but never reacted.
 
I caught the video and the parts in which Jeremy is challenging his fucked up logic, Dan simply stops what he's doing and does a thousand yard stare away from the camera or Jeremy's face... and then proceeds to slowly say "....right, but....(continues healthiest food ramblings)." He looked annoyed, but never reacted.
is that video still up or has it been deleted?
 
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I caught the video and the parts in which Jeremy is challenging his fucked up logic, Dan simply stops what he's doing and does a thousand yard stare away from the camera or Jeremy's face... and then proceeds to slowly say "....right, but....(continues healthiest food ramblings)." He looked annoyed, but never reacted.

Pretty much this. Dan is such a non-confrontational person, which is ironic considering his whole thing that got him noticed online was confronting women on the street and saying "whatever he wants".

Anytime Jeremy tried to confront Dan about his rambling, complete lack of attention span, incoherent thought process or goal planning, Dan would just clam up, look down, look away, completely dodge the question or whatever Jeremy was saying and then just continues his never-ending monologue.

There were awkward moments a-plenty, like when Jeremy, who if you have even a passing familiarity with, loves to talk about big cocks and dicks and such, wants Dan to tell all the ladies in the audience what a big dick he has, and Dan suddenly becomes an embarrassed child and is like "I don't want to say that". Or when Jeremy wants to go out and get laid, and Dan refuses to do so and wants to demand the women follow him for 30 days and do exactly as he says and get to know each other before they have sex.

Dan has deleted all the negative comments that Jeremy left on his facebook page, most likely because he only wants to think positive thoughts and read positive things, nevermind that he screwed over one of the only people he has left right now who genuinely wanted to help him in real life.

is that video still up or has it been deleted?

Sadly it's gone, and I don't know if anyone was good enough to archive it. Seems like very few people on the site are still interested in Dan's antics, but I'm glad there's at least a few other people around to keep this thread alive.
 
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I find the Facebook comments from Joe Smith, Colin Bender and Gabriel Mahalu interesting. I do believe they are all Dan but sometimes they show a view outside of his own, like this:

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And sometimes he's hard on himself but is congruent with his own views:
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Whilst on the topic of the diet stuff again, I think a large part of it is in his head. He's created Diet Wars. He wants and believes everything to come back down to diet. He wants to save the world with fresh fruits and vegetables. Another thing is the Law of Attraction business. He wants to believe everything comes back down to positive thinking. He wants to be perfect in his diet and thinking or at least he wants to show that he understands how life works even if he makes mistakes. He wants to show that he's smart and figured stuff out. I don't think he's actually really interested in having multiple women, a million dollar income, unlimited offspring etc. He's just created those things as things to think positively about. He doesn't want to just be an average Joe. He can't be a drone and just mindlessly go to work everyday. He wants to be larger than life.

But the other thing is he's always trying to think of what other people are thinking. Like when goes somewhere and doesn't get the reaction he expects he thinks the people must be being racist, or that they're jealous of him, or any number of things. He doesn't just drop it and work with the reaction. Like when the police officers talked to him about talking to young girls he thought they must have been abused when they were young, which is why they were so defensive.

Dan's always trying to figure things out and when someone like Jeremy says something that contradicts his conclusions he just sort of ignores it. Like when Jeremy said he ate two big greasy burgers and felt great Dan didn't acknowledge it.

I don't know. I think Dan has a good heart despite his accosting stuff. He wants to spread positive vibes and tries to avoid anything negative. For instance, he's complained a lot about some of the sexual experiences he's had like women telling him to not be so loud when he's having an orgasm or a woman telling him that he's "fucked up her shit" or a woman getting angry at him about him wanting to fuck her yet again on that day, or a woman telling him to hurry up as she hasn't got all day. I think he's actually afraid to have sex with new women as he doesn't want those negative experiences to reoccur. The sad thing is also that he loves Kim but she doesn't want to have sex with him anymore.

I think the accosting stuff maybe is a way he goes about getting a release without actually having sex. I think he has intimacy issues.
 
I think the accosting stuff maybe is a way he goes about getting a release without actually having sex. I think he has intimacy issues.

Interesting post, but the fact he just continually argues with people who tell him the truth about his behavior and/or try to communicate with him is about the most unbearable characteristic imaginable, and really takes Dan out of the running for being a good person (even if he wasn't also only a few shades of grey away from sexually assaulting strangers).
 
I can't help but wonder where the fuck is Dan coming up with the money for that apartment, especially given the fact that Kim appears to be cheating on him with Chris. One would think she doesn't "sponsor" him anymore.
 
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