Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Judge Holden said:
Alrighty, seeing how far I can stretch the creepy ass pig-leer AI video and im delving further into unexplored regions of horror

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pfw he feels the fishhooks I filigreed round muh dick

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pfw the roofies kick in on his pet lizard
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He is starting to look like Sloth from the Goonies:
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The Taco Santo! said:
Yeah, but only one of them is a flaming homosexual with giant tits. Well, arguably 2 if you include Brando.
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“Steve” is London slang, possibly a bit archaic now, for a Scottish homosexual man.

It is literally from Steve McQueen.

Queen was the usual term for a camp mincer of a poof to the point that even poofs themselves used it as their go to word.

So that’s three homosexuals on triumphs, apart from McQueen didn’t have bitch tits.
 
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Immortal Technique Vol.2 said:
I tried Colonel Fatricks recipe for homemade almonds. Pretty simple actually:
-Open bag of store bought almonds
-Pour almonds on plate
-BAM! artisanal almond meal

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One day we'll know the 11 herbs and spices to make his Black chicken too.
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Jenny tends to get his almonds activated, usually on Xitter.
 
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RiceofSkywalker said:
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Pat thinks you can't speak Spanish or navigate your way around Mexico unless you're Mexican.
It's an especially stupid take when you consider he's a supposed author who should be familiar with concepts like translation or cultural research.
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You could argue a strong, stable superpower is needed when other country's problems start spilling over and causing trouble for their neighbours, but I don't think the 'conservative' Patty would go for that.
 
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Judge Holden said:
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Seems the maid is getting a lil testy about the fact his professional life is about as rich and fulfilling as his parental life
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I don't think anyone has ever looked at Rick and said "Wow! That guy gives off self-employed energy, he must be successful!" In fact I think I've only ever seen people think the opposite.
 
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PS2 Nishiki said:
I don't think anyone has ever looked at Rick and said "Wow! That guy gives off self-employed energy, he must be successful!" In fact I think I've only ever seen people think the opposite.
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“Self employed energy” sounds like the type of damning with faint praise that fats was subjected to and probably too stupid to realize it’s an insult reserved for failed authors, life coaches, and wine aunt realtors who haven’t shown a house in twelve years.
 
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Macho Man's Rabbi said:
Pool's closed due to PREDS (Pepperoni-Related Exercise Deficiency Syndrome)
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It's just too bad that Patty didn't pop off any selfies at the beach after he got done swimming in literal shit water.

No wonder he doesn't mind scooping out the stealthy toilets for a pauper's wage back at the hovel.
 
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RiceofSkywalker said:
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Pat thinks you can't speak Spanish or navigate your way around Mexico unless you're Mexican.
It's an especially stupid take when you consider he's a supposed author who should be familiar with concepts like translation or cultural research.
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I'm skeptical that hiring random illegal immigrants would lead to many successful FBI operations. Though maybe it explains why I haven't yet gotten to enjoy prison.

This is actually perfect in another way because Jennifer's so ignorant he actually literally believes the talking points he's supposed to be against. Most immigrants, illegal or legal, aren't Mexicans. You don't have to look up any immigration data, you can tell this by the fact that Mexico continues to exist and is full of Mexicans.

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Rick is the last dude who gives off "successfully self-employed energy" because this dude absolutely never talks about his work. Oh, sure, he talks about "writing" but none of the business involved in it unless he's oinking at Leslie about ruining her career. You don't even have to compare Patirck to a really truly successful author, you can just look at the other people he's on panels with at shit, even the losers are talking constantly about what they're doing. This fat idiot hasn't done a book in nearly five years and the ones before have more use as part of a money laundering operation or accounting fraud than legitimate commerce.
 
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