"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 230 35.9%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 410 64.1%

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His issue is that Keemstar is getting attention and Jim is adding to that attention.
But autism prevents Null from realising that Jim doesn't give a shit if Keem benefits from his appearance on Lolcow Live.
I've been wondering if MATI has been worth going back to lately to see if Null has stopped having retarded takes on not-funny topics.

I see this is not the case.
Thanks for saving what's left of my sanity friend. ❤️
 
The groupthink around Jim is one of the saddest things routinely witnessed on this site. He might as well be a Christlike figure to neets on the Internet. The Old Internet's (PBUI) only begotten son who got canceraids and died for our sins, while living a perfect life himself, conquering oldfagism and meeting Harambe flawless and unblemished.

If these comments you people write anytime I talk about Jim were applied to any other person, literally anyone, the fucking cringe would be so obvious that you wouldn't be able to tolerate it. But, because it's Jim, it passes. It doesn't just pass, it's basically the status quo. A lot of the anger you hear in my voice is knowing that I can't talk about certain topics without dealing with you fucking people crying about it after the fact. The anger is basically the friction in knowing that I've spent a decade of my life trying to create a place for open criticism where I myself am still hamstrung in being able to address certain people as honestly as I would like.

If Jim wants to sell his bootyhole to Keem for a little medical bill juicer, go for it, but I will point it out and nobody can stop me.
 
The groupthink around Jim is one of the saddest things routinely witnessed on this site. He might as well be a Christlike figure to neets on the Internet. The Old Internet's (PBUI) only begotten son who got canceraids and died for our sins, while living a perfect life himself, conquering oldfagism and meeting Harambe flawless and unblemished.

If these comments you people write anytime I talk about Jim were applied to any other person, literally anyone, the fucking cringe would be so obvious that you wouldn't be able to tolerate it. But, because it's Jim, it passes. It doesn't just pass, it's basically the status quo. A lot of the anger you hear in my voice is knowing that I can't talk about certain topics without dealing with you fucking people crying about it after the fact. The anger is basically the friction in knowing that I've spent a decade of my life trying to create a place for open criticism where I myself am still hamstrung in being able to address certain people as honestly as I would like.

If Jim wants to sell his bootyhole to Keem for a little medical bill juicer, go for it, but I will point it out and nobody can stop me.
Cancer Jim = Zombie Simpsons. He made a bunch of funny videos a decade ago, but hasn’t done anything worth noting since and mostly gets by on brand loyalty rather than quality. He could jingle keys into his mic for 5 hours and Metokonsooomers would still act like it’s manna from heaven.
Guy really needs to disavow the rabbit
Janny Jim will keep wiping down her vomit drawer because he knows half his paypigs are autists who want to fuck and/or become Vtubers.
 
In all honesty, I don't pity Jim

I guarantee he hates his new streams as much as the people saying they're shit do. He has openly stated that he's only doing them because his medical bills keep catching up to his savings

He's a sickly cripple that's forced to make content he isn't passionate about anymore while his body slowly shuts down. He tried to leave last year but probably realized that wasn't financially viable and is stuck now

I can't blame him for selling out, he's in a position where the only other option is letting their savings drain and leaving Jade with barely anything or debt

The pippa armpit stuff is disgusting, though
 
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Though being more serious and less snide/reductionist. I think the real point of contention is that Metokur literally has to do nothing and he will be financially comfortable until he dies. In reality Jim's legacy is making videos about social justice warriors and crazy people a decade ago and pointing out the obvious by saying what people were thinking at a time when the world was actively becoming gayer and lamer. Then more or less fucking off after becoming Cancer Man with very infrequent streams. All while retaining supporters that will fall into the trap of parasocial E-Daddy shit and part ways with their money for his sake because they agree with things he says. Josh also receives donations and is supported by people that agree with him and think the forum is the last bastion of free speech and open discussion. While Jim sits in his anime fort breaking ribs by merely existing and dying of cancer-aids, enjoying the company of greasy rabbits. The difference is Josh is doing something for the greater good and Jim is just Cancer Man.

I will criticise the one-sided exchange of superchats/donations/superberries/whatever. I'm not a fan of one-sided transactions where it's just giving money away with the return being a message being read out and responded to. Though I apply that to all streamers and ultimately find it weird. Selling hats is somewhat better because people at least get a physical item to keep out of it.
 
Imagine that people might gossip about an e-celeb on a website dedicated to gossiping about e-celebs. Just because you worship the hentai addicted coomer trying to bang a cartoon rabbit doesn't mean others can't see his flaws. Just because you enjoy someones content doesn't mean everyone else does. The fact this baffles you is probably a sign of autism.

I wish Null would bring back the two separate Jim threads because there's people who would like to talk about him without having 100 rabid sweaty squad members jump down their throats.
Again, like I said, while I enjoy his content, I don’t worship him. I think you may have misinterpreted my genuine question as some sort of attack on your opinion. I’m simply trying to understand. Is it because he watches anime? Is that it? I understand not liking anime or believing anime is degenerate. I don’t understand hating a person simple because they like anime. For some reason anime, pineapple on pizza, and cats are three things some people despise with an irrational passion.

Despite being in the same business (streaming for tips), Jim has what josh hasn't: a house in USA. A wife. A clean online record. An unbanned personal twitter account. A stable fanbase. A crippling and terminal form of cancer.

That evokes envy, to the point where one will start nitpicking other's words and get irritated at not being taken seriously.
See that’s what it sounded like. However I always assumed that Josh had enough emotional intelligence to recognize petty envy. I’ve heard him describe Liz phong jones as intelligent.
 
See that’s what it sounded like. However I always assumed that Josh had enough emotional intelligence to recognize petty envy. I’ve heard him describe Liz phong jones as intelligent.
Yeah but josh doesn't envy Elliot. Elliot is a chink tranny who cut off his own dick, raped another tranny, is sustained by hate, and most importantly - is in a different social sphere. What Jim has hurts josh because he sees both himself and Jim belonging to the same category of people, online microcelebs that earn their pay through streaming. But Jim's fanbase doesn't give him shit for petty things (because he doesn't have autistic fits in response to even nasty commends), his social media aren't being restricted (because he doesn't sperg out at random people/events), people are glad to have him as a guest on various podcasts (which he himself admitted on KC that he isn't paid for).

If a stranger who lives in another state wins a million dollars and you don't, you won't care. If your neighbor, the same guy you see almost every day, the same guy you talk to every now and then, the same guy whose life you see taking place next to yours, wins a million dollars and you don't, now that stings. That's why you see josh nitpicking stuff about jim, like sargon-lite "implying" that Jim appearing on keemstar's podcast prompted the latter to influence youtube to remonetize the former's account, even though Jim explained that he got remonetized because he hit the minimum watched hours after the tekken stream to qualify for membership program.
 
The anger is basically the friction in knowing that I've spent a decade of my life trying to create a place for open criticism where I myself am still hamstrung in being able to address certain people as honestly as I would like.
Josh, my admirably autistic dude, the problem is that every principle has a natural limit. There’s very few things in physics or anywhere else that we can truly prove to the exclusion of all other possibilities.

I say this as someone who has true, absolute faith in causality and that we live in a deterministic universe.
 
Again, like I said, while I enjoy his content, I don’t worship him. I think you may have misinterpreted my genuine question as some sort of attack on your opinion. I’m simply trying to understand. Is it because he watches anime? Is that it? I understand not liking anime or believing anime is degenerate. I don’t understand hating a person simple because they like anime. For some reason anime, pineapple on pizza, and cats are three things some people despise with an irrational passion.
Plenty of reasons to dislike Jim, since you're begging to be spoonfed I will tell you why I don't like him

1. He creates low quality, low effort content
2. He lives in a literal anime goon cave with anime posters above his bed because he is a manchild
3. Because he is a manchild he spent most of his early adult life in forums for kids (while being a grown man)
4. fingerbanged his oriental camwhore wife on stream (extremely gross since a large portion of his audience is underage)
5. simps for lolicon vtubers and asks for pictures of their armpit while married
6. shameless constant shilling for low quality apparel instead of trying to provide his audience with quality content
7. he cultivated an audience of the absolute lowest dregs of humanity
8. won't stop smoking despite having cancer but expects people to pity him and pay his medical bills
 
lmfao. the limit is not jim.
No, but you don’t need to actually reach a limit. You’re hyper literally minded.


Anyways, I see it like this. Dudes have been plagiarizing KF, and while I’m sure you don’t think of other peoples’ effort as belonging to you, like you don’t consider everything on KF to be your IP, it still sucks that you don’t even get praise for the personal risk, legal or otherwise, that you incur for keeping it alive.

A dude can make money by making YouTube videos where all he does is say “I put on a hazmat suit to bring my audience information from kiwi farms, so we can all benefit from it without sharing the costs.”

And then Jim got fucking invited to hang out with them
 
See that’s what it sounded like. However I always assumed that Josh had enough emotional intelligence to recognize petty envy. I’ve heard him describe Liz phong jones as intelligent.
Disclaimer: I generally like Jim despite everything, and listen to his streams regularly.

Looking at it from Null's vantage point:
He definitely does, but he's in one of the most frustrating positions where someone else has built up a brand off of his sweat and blood. With this brand, Jim has been able to earn a massive amount in superberries from extremely parasocial fans. Meanwhile Null is on a limited budget and doesn't get nearly the amount of credit that others do for his own site and work.
Null also doesn't seem to be aware that Jim has cited the Farms as his source many times, which is something that he's said annoys the shit out of him from other dramatubers like Keem and Tom.
He's also expressed annoyance (and if he's anything like me, disgust) for people laughing at the Thorp situation like it's funny and not just a guy grooming his own daughter to be his personal sex toy. That tends to harm your opinion of someone. Same goes for people who suck up to vtubers like Pippa and Kirsche despite their noncery/defense of noncery.

So you have someone who everyone respects despite the guy just getting credit and money and reputation for your own work, who (as far as you know) doesn't give you the credit for it that you never receive, who's willing to get cozy with people while ignoring them saying disgusting perverted shit, who will look at shit like Ben Thorp and laugh at it while mocking the kid for being treated like a sex toy, and who's perfectly willing to financially benefit a greedy kike like Keemstar of David in some staged bullshit just because it gives him some laughs. And to top it all off, the people Null works so hard to maintain a forum for love the guy so much that Null feels like he can't say anything. At that point, I can't really blame him.
 
Yeah but josh doesn't envy Elliot. Elliot is a chink tranny who cut off his own dick, raped another tranny, is sustained by hate, and most importantly - is in a different social sphere. What Jim has hurts josh because he sees both himself and Jim belonging to the same category of people, online microcelebs that earn their pay through streaming. But Jim's fanbase doesn't give him shit for petty things (because he doesn't have autistic fits in response to even nasty commends), his social media aren't being restricted (because he doesn't sperg out at random people/events), people are glad to have him as a guest on various podcasts (which he himself admitted on KC that he isn't paid for).

If a stranger who lives in another state wins a million dollars and you don't, you won't care. If your neighbor, the same guy you see almost every day, the same guy you talk to every now and then, the same guy whose life you see taking place next to yours, wins a million dollars and you don't, now that stings. That's why you see josh nitpicking stuff about jim, like sargon-lite "implying" that Jim appearing on keemstar's podcast prompted the latter to influence youtube to remonetize the former's account, even though Jim explained that he got remonetized because he hit the minimum watched hours after the tekken stream to qualify for membership program.
I can understand that. Josh is slowly getting into a Jim level of worship from fans. for whatever reason he's not embracing it. I’m guessing hes too pragmatic. Jim simply laughs at retards. I think Josh should have reached out to keem to be on the lolcow podcast. He should have ridden the wave of this trend of being mentioned by huge YouTubers. Normies hate being mean. But they hate being wrong more. Demonstrating that the farms is consistently ahead of the curve in topics like keffles, boogie, and kris I think would do some good in legitimizing the site as a source of information. Something Josh wants.
 
No, but you don’t need to actually reach a limit. You’re hyper literally minded.


Anyways, I see it like this. Dudes have been plagiarizing KF, and while I’m sure you don’t think of other peoples’ effort as belonging to you, like you don’t consider everything on KF to be your IP, it still sucks that you don’t even get praise for the personal risk, legal or otherwise, that you incur for keeping it alive.

A dude can make money by making YouTube videos where all he does is say “I put on a hazmat suit to bring my audience information from kiwi farms, so we can all benefit from it without sharing the costs.”

And then Jim got fucking invited to hang out with them
Keemstar is a parasite. I do not wish to promote his product. If Jim wants to promote his product with 3 streams back-to-back for a mutual profit, then
1) go for it, i get it, cancer is expensive and youtube is a whore to be beaten for money, but
2) I get to point out that this is happening.

I do not want to be associated with Daniel Keem, and I will not dance for him on his fat retard podcast. I'll hold out for something I'm actually interested in.

also i love this "jim did it so it was a good idea" logic. as if I sold out for a keem juicer, I'd get the same stalwart defense from people discussing the pragmatic necessity of my decision.
 
Keemstar is a parasite. I do not wish to promote his product. If Jim wants to promote his product with 3 streams back-to-back for a mutual profit, then
1) go for it, i get it, cancer is expensive and youtube is a whore to be beaten for money, but
2) I get to point out that this is happening.

I do not want to be associated with Daniel Keem, and I will not dance for him on his fat retard podcast. I'll hold out for something I'm actually interested in.
Well, I’ll still watch you on MATI. Wouldn’t have even known about other shit except for Elissa Clips
 
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Imagine that people might gossip about an e-celeb on a website dedicated to gossiping about e-celebs. Just because you worship the hentai addicted coomer trying to bang a cartoon rabbit doesn't mean others can't see his flaws. Just because you enjoy someones content doesn't mean everyone else does. The fact this baffles you is probably a sign of autism.
The guy who allegedly never streams anymore did 12.5 hours of streaming in less than a month not including guesting on Lolcow Live astroturfing the scripted Lolcow Live storylines with apparently no acknowledgement of the obviously scripted nature of the podcast.

"Boogie Bits" - 4hr 23
"Boogie Part Deux" - 4hr 48
"Boogie's Birthday Bash" - 3hr 25

In fact the only thing I could find where Jim talked about the storylines possibly being fake was when he claimed that it would be more funny if Boogie's stupid tattoo was fake. I'm thinking that's pretty sus.

If these comments you people write anytime I talk about Jim were applied to any other person, literally anyone, the fucking cringe would be so obvious that you wouldn't be able to tolerate it. But, because it's Jim, it passes. It doesn't just pass, it's basically the status quo.
And then people point to Jim's non-denial denial of a strawman fantasy where YouTube itself is directing him to go after Boogie.

Jim's denial of a vast plot against Boogie does not constitute a denial that money exchanged hands in return for Jim lending his platform to the astroturfed podcast, nor that Keem didn't message his YT contacts asking them to look into Jim's demonetization.

It would be less suspicious if he didn't say anything at all than the obvious strawman BS. I guess the best case scenario is that he is independently deciding to pretend this is authentic, because I don't really accept that he actually believes it.
 
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