Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Data Dynamo 658 said:
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it's over ladies :O

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I'm going to pick the "glass half full" attitude, and say, it's a manipulation tactic, so that in a week or two, when she announces their reunion, people will go easy on them.

It'd suck otherwise. I was really hoping, Amber would make a run and crush that 700lbs ceiling. (figuratively, "make a run", of course)
 
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Data Dynamo 658 said:
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Hamber is so retarded this relationship is absolutely the best thing that could happen to her. Money rolling in from the drama of it all and a "loving" gorlfriend who will support her gorging herself just like shes always wanted I mean I doubt adding a feeder to the mix would really change her life expectancy at this point and its not like she was ever going to get out of the 400-500lb range anyway
 
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DeadNotSleeping said:
Hamber is so retarded this relationship is absolutely the best thing that could happen to her. Money rolling in from the drama of it all and a "loving" gorlfriend who will support her gorging herself just like shes always wanted I mean I doubt adding a feeder to the mix would really change her life expectancy at this point and its not like she was ever going to get out of the 400-500lb range anyway
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Amber only way to cope is by eating huge quantities of food. UberEat is likely working overtime. I think that her present range is 500-600lb, or will be so shortly.
 
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Is she really shaming the trolls for alerting her to a fatty killer? Would she rathe have let her delude herself into a XXXXXXXXXXL coffin?

Some gratitude for the ardent research of the farms that may have legitimately saved your life Amber wouldn't be too much to ask is it? Or are you just frustrated that your suicide-by-food plan got called out and you wouldn't be able to monetize it because we know what you are doing even if YOU don't...
 
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Amber is acting like such a fuckin ass in her new video. She knew what Emily was all about. She fucking knew and because of her own desire to stick it to the haters she uploaded a video that lead to all of this coming out. She can blame the Farms all day long, and cry "it's not tru!!!!" til she's blue in the face regarding all the information, videos, and images that have come to light, but in the end it's all her fault for posting the video and showing the world that somebody wants her, even though she's 500+ elbees somebody still desires her. Fuck you, Amber. Get off the internet. YOU "ruined" Emily's life, not the people that exposed her fucked up fetishes.
 
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Kind of off topic, but I'm seeing a lot of people commenting on YT about what she's wearing, and she's trying to look more like a feedee for Emily. I don't think that's the case. I just don't think she's showered in the last week since the Half-Blood Lesbian left.

There's a video from a year ago where she talks about buying those spaghetti strap maxi dresses because she likes to wear them around the house. Combine that with the extra greasy poop bun, and the dirt packed neck ring she's rocking, our gorl hasn't wiped her ass or showered since the "love of her life" went back home
 

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Oh noes, whatever will she do without the angel of death feeder that she literally knew nothing about, and was already planning to move with after a month! Guess its time to binge herself back to 600 elbees again, maybe that'll make Slommy change her mind!

Don't worry kiwis, we'll be hearing about a new wiper in 3 to 4 weeks tops, or however long it takes Tommy Slommy to come up with a whole new alias.
 
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I can't believe no one's mentioned this yet, but can we just appreciate how much amber wails about the happy future we took away from her? Girl, it's been a month tops.
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Yet again, creating the narrative that its everyone else's fault her life is falling apart, and has been falling apart for awhile now. She will never take responsibility for her own actions. She will always defend her lies no matter how much evidence is in front of her, her own lies or someone else's bullshit (Tommy)
 
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This is the most punchable facial expression she's ever displayed. Change my mind.

E - Forced crying and constant side glances, get off Youtube you sad cunt. Everyone puts themselves at the mercy of strangers when they post bullshit online. Deal with it. Stop showing your skanks online.

Jesus. She's so outrageously nauseating to listen to, treating this 1 month - 1 meeting TOTALLY IN LURV situation type deal as a decade long relationship is the worst. Nevermind the same ol' ''you guyyssss don't know the whole story (which I won't tell you because it's all true)''.

I hope the retards who have been throwing pity at her can see the glaring similarity between her Tik Tok acting reels and this video. She feels nothing genuine.
 
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This proves it’s all bullshit for me. This is all performative. I have tortured myself since 2017 watching Chantal- I know when a deathfat is performing.

If Amber doesn’t show or mention Tommy again (doubtful) we will always be able to tell by how much weigh she gains. Tommys gonna want Hamber to fatten up.
 
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Muddy Fupa Balls said:
This proves it’s all bullshit for me. This is all performative. I have tortured myself since 2017 watching Chantal- I know when a deathfat is performing.

If Amber doesn’t show or mention Tommy again (doubtful) we will always be able to tell by how much weigh she gains. Tommys gonna want Hamber to fatten up.
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I took the breakup announcement at face value at first. I know, shame on me. I now 100% believe Amber is doing a little improv performance for us. All that fake ass emotional warble in her voice, yet not a single tear falls. She's still with Emily/Tommy/Willow whatever the fuck that dyke's name is.

And I'm happy for it. All those dumbasses on Youtube and Reddit who are just so concerned over this heifer's safety. I, for one, cannot wait to watch this trainwreck with the Angel of Deathfat by Amber's side, even if she's cloaked in the shadows.
 
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