Sam Hyde

[Low IQ Doctor]

Youtube makes more sense in the context. He's not refusing to mention the farms, he just said the wrong site and then realized it midway through.

Never mind. It's not even kiwi. It's "Can we"

 

[Blackhole]

Never mind. It's not even kiwi. It's "Can we"

You're lying, he clearly said kiwi.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

yeah, this discussion was great the first time around

Ya boi just named dropped the farms (before quickly correcting himself).

@5:50 in the video:

I'm 100% percent sure he reads daily.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

You're lying, he clearly said kiwi.

you probably say archie pellagio. It's clearly the first sound in "can." As in "can we f(ind)"

 

[Noble Redditor]

Sam Hyde Freudian slips and says "Is it on Kiwif— Is this on YouTube?"
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We had this same conversation at least once before. He doesn't say Kiwi and also your account isn't even a day old yet. I can't wait for your wonderful contributions to this thread. Just please wait at least an hour after consuming a Christmas Example before posting.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

peggie. if youre talking about 6:01, you are retarded. idk what else to tell you.
“can we f-(ind)” and “kiwif-(arms)” sound similar but you need to take your head out of your ass.

I fucking love this thread. Every single thing needs to be argued, at minimum, three separate times over the course of several months by a rotating cast of newfags.

 

[Sammich]

idk if youre doing it as a bit but you need to stop embodying the trope of KF users thinking the world revolves around us. he says
“fuck, is it on-[break] can we f-[break] is this on youtube?”
he was saying “can we find this” and then stopped mid sentence. why the fuck would he ask if the shamwow guys sketch comedy was on kiwifarms.

People can't help themselves from being fucking retarded.

 

[Noble Redditor]

I fucking love this thread. Every single thing needs to be argued, at minimum, three separate times over the course of several months by a rotating cast of newfags.

The thread is almost 500 pages long. Let's just pretend that this new guy isn't just another Channing or Peggy alt. I realize it's a stretch, but just pretend for a second.

That means this person knew about Kiwi Farms and knew about the thread but didn't feel any reason to join or contribute up until he saw a six month old video where Sam (doesn't) mentions Kiwi Farms for one micro second. Something about that clicked in this guy's brain saying "Must create Kiwi Farms account now. Must share this knowledge." It doesn't make sense to me.

The first time this was brought up by the morbidly obese and ugly Peggy Beef Flaps. I don't remember Channing commenting on it.
So the likely scenario is Channing was doing her usual daily routine of binge drug use while watching Sam Hyde advice videos, saw this clip and decided now would be a good time to make another account. She completely forgot that it hasn't even been a week since her last account was banned.

Maybe I'm wrong and the new guy is actually going to be chill and cool but based on the "new users" who have joined just to post here, I doubt it. Also I don't understand why it matters even if Sam actually did say Kiwi Farms. He didn't, but why would it matter if he did?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He's saying "Can we" as in "can we play this clip" but cuts himself off by saying something else mid sentence. He was never mentioning Kiwifarms.

 

[Lidl Drip]

you probably say archie pellagio. It's clearly the first sound in "can." As in "can we f(ind)"

Why would he say "Is this on can we find"? He says "Kiwi F-" clear as day as in "Is this on Kiwi Farms?".

 

[Lidl Drip]

He's saying "Can we" as in "can we play this clip" but cuts himself off by saying something else mid sentence. He was never mentioning Kiwifarms.

"IS IT ON KIWI F- IS THIS ON YOUTUBE?" is what he is saying, are you guys hard of hearing?

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

He's saying "Can we" as in "can we play this clip" but cuts himself off by saying something else mid sentence. He was never mentioning Kiwifarms.

Some people are just desperate for validation that someone, anyone will acknowledge the site
Only deeply insecure people need that

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Why would he say "Is this on can we find"? He says "Kiwi F-" clear as day as in "Is this on Kiwi Farms?".

My bad, I forgot that this webpage specializes in retards and movie clips featuring the shamwow guy. Clearly this is the first place that would jump to mind when you want to pull up movie clips.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Why would he say "Is this on can we find"? He says "Kiwi F-" clear as day as in "Is this on Kiwi Farms?".

Why do you follow Josh around the site? The only places I have ever seen you are the man-hate thread and replying to whichever post josh made most recently.

Can you stop shitting up the thread for his attention and just move on to a thread you actually care about?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

"IS IT ON KIWI F- IS THIS ON YOUTUBE?" is what he is saying, are you guys hard of hearing?

Look I get your whole gimmick is dick riding Null (when you aren't insensately whining about men or porn addicts) so you have to back him up but I can assure you he's saying "can we" in that clip.

 

[Noble Redditor]

My bad, I forgot that this webpage specializes in retards and movie clips featuring the shamwow guy. Clearly this is the first place that would jump to mind when you want to pull up movie clips.

This was the point I made when this was brought up in January. Why would someone looking for an easily accessible video go to Kiwi Farms over YouTube? The ten second clips of lolcows tarding out barely even work.

Nothing about this makes sense and I don't understand why someone would make an account to post about it, even if it was true.

 

[Null]

I've seen some truly deranged, sad e-little cope before but this is some of the most despondent. Do you have any idea how often his croat gimp whines about us?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Why would Sam be looking for a clip of a random black actor that clearly has no thread here on Kiwifarms? What sense does this make? In the clip Sam is saying "Can we" which is something he frequently says to his production staff when he wants a clip pulled up. He'll say "can we get that video" or "can we play this on Youtube"

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[Swamp_Donkey]

I've seen some truly deranged, sad e-little cope before but this is some of the most despondent. Do you have any idea how often his croat gimp whines about us?

Can you not even admit that "can we" and "kiwi" sound similar? How is it such a reach that people believe he's saying "can we"?

Edit: yes we all know jet hates kiwifarms and we all believe Sam knows what kiwifarms is, he has even mentioned you BY NAME, no one is arguing that he doesn't. People are just arguing that him saying "kiwifarms" there is a complete non-sequitur and it would make a lot more sense if he was saying "can we".

 

[Noble Redditor]

I've seen some truly deranged, sad e-little cope before but this is some of the most despondent. Do you have any idea how often his croat gimp whines about us?

Wait... Do you really think he is saying Kiwi Farms in the clip though? Yeah Jet Neptroon cries about the site all the time but you can't seriously think Sam is saying the word "Kiwi" in the clip? It doesn't make any sense and plus he clearly isn't.