Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

Yup but why are they even pushing this, they aren’t even pretending his injury wasn’t caused by the bullet that was intended to kill him.

Because they're morons. It doesn't even have to matter or make any sense.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Could it be someone related to Torswats?

No. Torswats acted alone. Adjacent lolcow Jackie Singh tried making a fake Torswats account to boost her cybersecurity credentials, but the Feds told her to knock it off.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Because they're morons. It doesn't even have to matter or make any sense.

It’s just the old “ten thousand pages of detailed explanations why I’m wrong? Typo in page 1,488! Opinion discarded!” bullshit. Unfortunately it enables mannopig to not have to generate more and more obscure and obscene conspiracies to keep his head from exploding.

 

[Something Awful]

Chances are he simply bought the most affordable used motorcycle he could find at the time

Wrong, child. Cargo Cult Rick bought it new, because that's what Steve McQueen had (same as with the Rustang).

 

[skol]

Patrick was sitting on his hands for years, barely making any progress on Tiny Tim. Then when ChatGPT just started getting traction, suddenly his progress on the book skyrocketed.
No wonder publishers don’t want this. Ricky’s terrible prose mixed with AIslop must be a thrilling experience.

 

[deadtofaunus]

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We all know this is what happened the last time Fatso tried to lean on his bike:

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Wrong, child. Cargo Cult Rick bought it new, because that's what Steve McQueen had

Amazing. Leave it to Fatrick to make Steve McQueen seem not cool.

 

[AnOminous]

Amazing. Leave it to Fatrick to make Steve McQueen seem not cool.

He can't make Steve McQueen look not-cool, any more than fat neckbeards in jeans, T-shirts and trilbies make Sinatra look bad for wearing a fedora and a bespoke suit.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The only McQueen is Lightning! ️

kaCHOW!

Oooooo a potential bit ….

 

[FinnSven]

He can't make Steve McQueen look not-cool, any more than fat neckbeards in jeans, T-shirts and trilbies make Sinatra look bad for wearing a fedora and a bespoke suit.

No but Scottish homosexuals have misappropriated his name by existing.

That’s the only thing Fatrick really has in common with Steve McQueen. That his name is a specific slang term.

Steve = Scottish bender.
Patrick = untalented, fat, faggot, terrible writer, bitch tits, delusional, cry baby, fake tough guy.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

We all know this is what happened the last time Fatso tried to lean on his bike:
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That tree is still missing to this day, legend says it replaced the stick up his ass.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

That tree is still missing to this day, legend says it replaced the stick up his ass.

Beware the assomannopig. The anus of Trent has nothing on its all consuming powers.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Am I the only one that thinks Pat’s sandwich looks fine? It’s a little plain but other than the snap peas and almonds it looks like something I’d make.

I sent an image of the plate to a chef I know, and asked for their professional opinion of it. For not being a Patposter, they managed to unknowingly zero in on Fatrick's psyche

It’s balanced and looks good color wise but also kinda looks like it belongs in a bento box for a kids lunch

They then sent my ribs into orbit when they asked for the source of the image

Did you find it on weight watchers group?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

The way fat always uses words like “lovely little” and “simply” etc in his poor attempts to sound cultured always gives me major closeted vibes. It’s so at odds with his gun nut tough guy persona. The “and friends” portion of his tweet had to have been another technicality Tomlinson, the peas, nuts and berries are likely the friends being referenced here. He takes pictures with his hair dresser lol no way he’s not shoving a camera in his “friends” faces to prove that people tolerate him intentionally.

 

[Creative Username]

I sent an image of the plate to a chef I know, and asked for their professional opinion of it. For not being a Patposter, they managed to unknowingly zero in on Fatrick's psyche



They then sent my ribs into orbit when they asked for the source of the image

Technically, you did find it on a weight watchers group.
We watch Pat, and he's a very weighty guy.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

Apparently, someone is trying to frame Patrick into hiring an assassin from rentahitman.com

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Could it be someone related to Torswats?

How do you know that this isn’t Rick trying to hire a hitman for himself while making it look like somebody else did it in his name as to ensure plausible deniability?

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

I got really bored and decided to turn Porque Wheeler into a v6 Mustang.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I got really bored and decided to turn Porque Wheeler into a v6 Mustang.
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my god cars 4 is looking horrible

 

[Lord Fatrick]

How do you know that this isn’t Rick trying to hire a hitman for himself while making it look like somebody else did it in his name as to ensure plausible deniability?

Well because that doesn't make any sense.

Rick paying Torswats to swat him makes sense because he can then sue the police departments involved for an easy cash-grab lawsuit.

But this? Unless Patrick has a life insurance policy, there is no financial gain for ordering a hit on himself.

And even if there was, why would he spend time looking for Torswats first before using this website to assassinate himself? You would think it would be the opposite way around if he was THAT desperate to commit life insurance fraud.

 

[AnOminous]

The way fat always uses words like “lovely little” and “simply” etc in his poor attempts to sound cultured always gives me major closeted vibes.

He is an obvious illiterate homosexual. There is nothing this fat faggot says that betrays any talent for literature.