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Your_deadname_here said:
Ack. It's finally bled into my personal sphere of autism. I mean, I'm sure it's been there, but you know... View attachment 6239589
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These freaks are SO goddamn tiring that not even hippies whose brains got fried with LSD can take their shit.

He could have listened to all the Grateful Dead he wanted to, if he hadn’t been an attentionwhore who just HAD to let everyone know that “HELLO!!! A TRANS LADYYY IS HERE!!”

They pull this shit in all social spaces they touch. And then wonder why “transphobia” is a thing.

People who are into the GD want to talk about the GD and not some weirdo’s sex fetish. It’s not exactly super deep.
 
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Trans youth=Grooming victims
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Fapcop said:
These freaks are SO goddamn tiring that not even hippies whose brains got fried with LSD can take their shit.

He could have listened to all the Grateful Dead he wanted to, if he hadn’t been an attentionwhore who just HAD to let everyone know that “HELLO!!! A TRANS LADYYY IS HERE!!”

They pull this shit in all social spaces they touch. And then wonder why “transphobia” is a thing.

People who are into the GD want to talk about the GD and not some weirdo’s sex fetish. It’s not exactly super deep.
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I blame autism. They just can’t figure out that most people just don’t care about their spergy interests. Except online, there plenty of time-rich troons who do, and so the infection spreads.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I blame autism. They just can’t figure out that most people just don’t care about their spergy interests. Except online, there plenty of time-rich troons who do, and so the infection spreads.
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Probably 50% autism, and 50% sexpests who get off on telling everyone present about their euphoria boners, how good they look in a thing and the “advantages” of a designer Barbie pouch.
 
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Pooner has a cry. Shocking, I know. (Source)

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"Without a vagina, I'm worried that I won't be nearly as desirable to gay men looking for a novel experience".

Honey, whilst "unexpected vagina" might be a novel experience for gay men, I guarantee you that there's something gay men like more than vagina. A working dick on a man's body, of which neither can you ever have.
 
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TiF reveals she's now on hormones to her sister. Sister responds by telling her to not dare hurt their nieces.
My sister made comment that honestly deeply hurt me
This post is just vent, not me asking for advice since i have already talked to my sister about it and resolved the issue, but it still hurt and i need to feel better. I hope this helps a bit.

So i started hormones a little over a month ago, but this was a little before that. I was visiting my sister after a doctor appointment, where me and my doctor had gone over sideeffects, care and expection when i get on hormones. She also told me that i was likely to be approved, so i was honestly over the moon and wanted to inform all my close ones of everything, my sistee included. So i did. The problems comes in when i begun to talk about how the hormones might effect my emotions, specific mood swings, which is to expected with new hormones. Her responds was immediately "dont you dare ever do anything to our nieces". It was unwarranted and threatended. I would never do anything to my nieces, never. It just hurts thats the first thought she had and the way she said it.

As mentioned after torturing myself with going over the event again and again so many times. i finally decided enough was enough and brought the issue up with her and asked her why. She apologized and tried to explain why, which was less helpful than i hoped as she didnt remenber the event. I just want to stop hurting and get over this fucking issue.
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PrimaFauna said:
Sorry to bring up a post from so long ago, but I just read her book the other day, was there ever an answer as to her ex is? The author of 18 Months, Shannon Thrace?
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No there were rumours but none of them were accurate, IIRC. He’s surprisingly well hidden, Although she was pretty unbearable too it was such an interesting and horrifying book.
 
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Metal Slime 20x6 said:
What did you think would happen if you left your injectable titty skittles to bake in a hot car for hours? Dumbass.
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A transgender person didn't understand that physical reality won't change its rules for him?

He should take his world-changing revelation about not denaturing your exogenous hormones through carelessness to a diabetes support group, or Addison's. I'm sure they'll find it just as cute and funny.
 
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This is kinda funny because I assume OPs coworkers definitely know about her pooner status
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passing but at what cost

I live in a liberal city so it's hard to know sometimes whether people can tell I'm trans. People rarely seem surprised when I tell them that I'm trans, so I can't tell if it's news to them, and they only occasionally treat me differently upon finding out.

This is why I love being a line cook. Men in a kitchen will be so explicit about my (currently hypothetical) dick. New sous chef came by my station in a lull, so I was doing some prep. He said "Can I touch?" and then manhandled the carrots on my board, shooting me a "this you?" at any reasonably dick-sized carrots. Managed to get out of that one by asking if we have an hr department. Another cook just straight told me not to touch my dick after plating something that had jalapeño in it. Another guy asked me if my balls were sweating as much as his during a particularly hot day. Escaped there by asking if he wanted to check. Dudes are asking me "how like [my] pussy" (this one was racial) and how I feel about creampies. I haven't even been at this job for a week.

Anyway pretty sure half the staff here are evil but it's gonna be really funny if I ever choose to tell them that I'm trans. Seriously considering telling the carrot guy bc I feel it will be very entertaining.
 
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Jizzrag said:
This is kinda funny because I assume OPs coworkers definitely know about her pooner status
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passing but at what cost

I live in a liberal city so it's hard to know sometimes whether people can tell I'm trans. People rarely seem surprised when I tell them that I'm trans, so I can't tell if it's news to them, and they only occasionally treat me differently upon finding out.

This is why I love being a line cook. Men in a kitchen will be so explicit about my (currently hypothetical) dick. New sous chef came by my station in a lull, so I was doing some prep. He said "Can I touch?" and then manhandled the carrots on my board, shooting me a "this you?" at any reasonably dick-sized carrots. Managed to get out of that one by asking if we have an hr department. Another cook just straight told me not to touch my dick after plating something that had jalapeño in it. Another guy asked me if my balls were sweating as much as his during a particularly hot day. Escaped there by asking if he wanted to check. Dudes are asking me "how like [my] pussy" (this one was racial) and how I feel about creampies. I haven't even been at this job for a week.

Anyway pretty sure half the staff here are evil but it's gonna be really funny if I ever choose to tell them that I'm trans. Seriously considering telling the carrot guy bc I feel it will be very entertaining.
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They 100% know she is a pooner and they are mocking her.
She is too retarded to realize they are mocking her and instead think that this is how men in a kitchen talk when at work.
She probably thinks that this is some genuine and true male bonding ritual or something and she is one of the boys now.

Someone should ask her "do they only do these very suggestive asks and talk to you only or do they do them to eachothers as well?"
Hard cash says that they only do it to her.
 
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Cuckoman said:
They 100% know she is a pooner and they are mocking her.
She is too retarded to realize they are mocking her and instead think that this is how men in a kitchen talk when at work.
She probably thinks that this is some genuine and true male bonding ritual or something and she is one of the boys now.

Someone should ask her "do they only do these very suggestive asks and talk to you or do they do this to eachother too?"
Hard cash that they only do it to her.
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Could also be that they're not sure what she is (remember a lot of normies barely know FtMs exist) and are trying to work out if she's a pooner or a gay man with a hormonal condition. So they're trying to trigger an answer by asking about dicks and whether she's interested in women. Possibly they have a bet going on.

Elsewhere on Reddit: Pooner is terrified of the idea of having male roommates, thinks they will kill her cat:

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So I have been practically living alone for the past year because my previous roommates had partners they went to live with. But now I'm getting 2 new roommates, 2 cis guys and I'm very scared. My apartment put my deadname so when I messaged them to get in contact I didn't realize they put my deadname and had to clarify. So now they likely know I'm trans and that is scary. I just feel like I don't know what to do. Scared of being fetishized or being hurt, and I have a cat too an I'm scared they'll hurt her. I hope they're chill but I can't even find them on social media so I have no idea who they are as people or what. They move in in about 2 weeks. If there's any trans masc people who got roomed with 2 strangers that are men id love to hear about your experience and any advice you may have

I swear the pooner combination of "men are dangerous alien creatures who I don't understand at all and will probably rape me" and "I am actually a manly man with a male gender soul, how do you do fellow men?" is so fascinating.

Total external locus of control, as well. Life just happens to her, she failed to arrange new roommates for a year until it was arranged for her, and now all she can think to do is cope and complain on Reddit. Seems to be common among pooners.
 
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Jizzrag said:
Anyway pretty sure half the staff here are evil but it's gonna be really funny if I ever choose to tell them that I'm trans.
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They know.

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She is too retarded to realize they are mocking her and instead think that this is how men in a kitchen talk when at work.
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I have worked in blue collar environments where men talk dirty all the time. It is never ever like this.

Unless they are all gay?
And I do mean all. No, not even then.
If a pooner really passed (unlikely but bear with me), they would jokingly call her "girl". :lit:

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I like this possibility. 8)
 
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